₦airaland Forum

debbydams:
Nobody should send pm. Pls

True love Nah, Y'all bitches killed that homie years ago

Omihanifa:
I can never forget Dorcas her fishy phussy almost killed me 2016/2017

What?

virginprincess:
Chai, this one is pained because nairaland girls didn't give him attention, my brother take heart .

He's saying the truth. Unless you're one of them or your pussy is loosed

internationalman:
All these guys are all over your WhatsApp because they want to fúck you.. You are just like
a cockroach in the midst of hens, so don't confuse lust for love...

Females are like tools or any other thing that is utilized and they all worn out or outlive their usefulness to the owner which is men.

Now people queueing up to buy a too (you in your WhatsApp) doesn't make you more valuable than the buyers (men on your WhatsApp)..

You may control sex which is just a mere means to an end but you don't have a say in love which is the final destination..

Which brings me to the final conclusion that

Girls fúck who they want
Guys fúck who they can

But
Guys marry who they want
Girls marry who they can.

I owe you a dollar bill man

Sandrazima:
Most guys will leave me to my fate? In which world? Lol

Women are the real ones with abundance. Have you seen my WhatsApp? I have over 50 unreplied messages from guys. Sometimes I wonder where some of them get my number. Some of them I've told to leave me alone, that I'm not interested, yet they feel they have to prove themselves, offering to take me out and sending me card when I didn't ask. Some of them I ignore hoping they'd stop texting, yet they are still texting. I've installed GBWhatsApp many times just to hide my last seen and online so these stalkers will leave me, yet they are still texting

The more badly you treat a guy the more he chases you. Talk about lacking any self respect
But they will come online and be forming alpha. I laugh in Chinese.

You should be ashamed. Those are simps flocking in your dm

Hitwe99:
Not that,,,,but I don't wanna break her heart

Swallow redpill. You'll find every answer you need about women and life in general.

Hintona:
*hiss hiss hiss


Like I posted earlier it's not anyone's fault most men are trash.

Trash tryna troll?

IamD18:
Hustling hard to give them good life and fatherly love.


That is, after going for some DNA test.

I was expecting to see this before I opened the thread

Zzor:
No

Sharrap holosho you are

@Stacyo tryna impress someone?

PornLegend:
Especially when I feeling extra Hot.

I usually do this on special occasions

I will load not less than 2gb on my phone, hop to xvideos or NAF and take my tram.
I wait for sometime for the trams to enter, watching porns and leaking pre_ Cumm, then I start.

honestly it's the best
you control the speed and intensity and nobody will complain for you.

set phone screen to highest brightness (samsung phone so it's very bright ) and set my skyhead headphones to max volume

I will do this for hours and feel satisfied. Twitter, Instagram, reddit... I go reach all

omo after this, i wont self-service for weeks lol...

if you wan double the pleasure add rephnol to the mix... careful not to get carried away and overdose o.

we move!

Your moniker alone is enough proof

StacyO:
Please kindly read through as I'm beginning to feel more weird and excited.
Advice highly needed

Pardon typo errors.


I have sisters(friends,neighbors, sisters,cousins) who make celebration vibes more viby, especially our get together during holidays.

You are equally free to say that we make up a small hood.

During one of such happy meetings,we always discuss on how to avoid a potential date.

We came up with a plan, in which we would tip the junior ones amongst us to do our dating while we mind our work life.


We've been doing this for sometime now and it has actually marked out many irresponsible men out of our lists.

But,I guess this is a life changing encounter as I'll be scrapping out the potential date confusion during our next hang out.


Personally, I don't have time for males. You can't blame me cause this is mostly caused by too much work load and chastity.

Recently, I met a guy online(won't mention the platform )
We got chatting and decided to meet but,on the day we were meant to meet,I got busy.

What to do? I tipped a sis to do the date job, told her few things about the guy (they grab fast,trust me) and she set off for a date while I set off for work.

To be continued please
Type following, so I know I won't be typing to myself alone.

Dumbos forming smart?

HalpyBee:
Please go on. Seems it'd be an interesting story.
Guys pls, be calming down.

Waiting for what will keep your lonely ass occupied
Nice

luwiizy:
You will meet the guy that would Bleep you and your whole sister-hood without lifting a finger.

Just keep playing smart.
Smart is about to play You.

Asin ehn. She'll soon jam

Then come wail here as all men are scum. Forgetting with her fish brain that she started it all

sapphiere:
I said she makes sense to SOME extend.

But remember men also lie to their wives that they don't have other kids outside only to later discovered they do.

Please enough with the financial bla bla bla.

You can't compare financial support to bring a child up.

You're disgusting just Stfu and gtf out here ho in disguise

Any Vagina person reading should take note

UjuJoan2:
Exactly . . .

I will do the test oh, no doubt. But you’ve lost my love and loyalty forever!

Most useless defensive mechanism I have seen. Spits

toyinjimoh:
That is lack of trust why DNA test when I trust my wife

A simp is born

StacyO:
Tissue paper please.

Why would you want to make use of water??



It's quite unhygienic to say the least.
Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.



MODIFIED::: So many dirty humans quoting me down below,
I leave no apologies for my comments.
You see comments like
**your boyfriend gives you head with a smelly butt** ? ------ Now that's to show some quoting me are as dirty as the pigs you know.
Before sex with your partner,you take your shower (fact is,most Nigerians don't know this).

Take a look at the people trying to correct me

What is your definition of a slay queen??



Truth----- No matter how you tell me to use water first,I CAN'T do it.

I use my tissue,then wash up with soap and water. If you feel so disgusted by it,it's entirely your cup of coffee.


Water::::: Making use of water attracts so many bacterias and makes you sick easily.
Worst part of this practice is that those who do it don't even use soap while in the act.

I know SOME of we Nigerians are dirty but,you guys should stop embarrassing yourselves here.
Majority of people that use water don't make use of soap. Stop trying to prove right when you're totally wrong.




Not all ladies smell down there,just so you know.


Those who even make first use of water will have a higher tendency of smelling down there cause,the soap(chemical) comes in contact with the important bacterias in the outer walls of the vagina.
This kills the little workers leaving the lady with a fish
like smelly vagina.



Now,you don't wash with soap,the butt will still have an odour for sure.



Not all will know this cause everyone is trying to form I too clean.









Like I said and I quote
**my tissue first,then water and soap second**

Any other comment apart from this,is not from me.

Sharrap you're a dirty pig simple

Zzor:
Wizkid short man devil codedly hates davido,its not a hidden matter

First time you made sense in your life. Happy new year

CalliDora1:
Lol...



Taken down. Some pics savers are here.

You're not as Interesting as you think. So keep those pictures safely

Yamiriflathead:
Redpill is for small boys geng
Awon redpill is for frustrated ugly boys
Redpill is for broke niggars
Awon go and make money and girls with be flooding around you
Awon women are flawless beings that can do no harm
See where it has landed you?
I hope others can learn
Even Elon musk is REDPILLED, who do you think you are?

Damn man. This post made my year

sulaimon22:
Enter New York Stock exchange and start buying and selling stocks.

I'ma need a put through man. I'm interested

To use my head 100%

Na this kind girl toto dey sweet. Not all these empty headed ones that abound with their smelly punnanis

Zzor:
Husband is not scarce but the responsible one's na im scarce

Then goan marry the irresponsible ones that abounds. Empty skull

Tajbol4splend:
They are fooling you with all those stories of SIMP, even those guys shouting SIMP up and down don't follow that BS, finding the right woman, loving her and she loving you too will make you forget that SIMP BS

Sharrap simp

SweetBuns:
What exactly is the point of all these write-ups?

This is simply a time wasting activity and I don't see what any sane man would benefit from this

Sheesh... You guys should find something doing that'd be useful to society. Not all this crapp

Sharrap holosho

Jodha:
He is right sha.... Nigerians don't joke with their selves when a foreigner is involved....

Please check my signature...bikonu.... support my hussle
Ladies please check my signature...I have special gifts for y'all..

Are you pretty? Are you an evening newspaper?
Answer correctly and I shall patronize

fati2001:
ignore em"


they think say as their woman useless nahso other people own be..

This is how bitches encourage simping
Guys take note

EdoFirstBorn:
You have no idea what that lady did for me so keep mute bro

If you don't have any woman who has stood you then sorry

Nawalt still running through your veins regardless