mimimile93:
When your sister was alive you didn't honour her.

She is late you now make mockery of her with Aba made boots.

God punish you.

rentAcock:
After every interview you should always email the interviewer thanking them for the opportunity they gave you. You can even send a simple thank you card.

If you felt like your interview was bad, go on LinkedIn, find the interviewer, friend him or her and tell them a sob story like how this job means the world to you at this point in life. Tell the interviewer how you made it this far in life without parental support and you have younger siblings looking up to you. You have nothing to lose af this point.

I once told a manager I have plans to sell my kidney just to survive, the lady was so touched, she called me back and gave me a marketing job, she said if I could convince her to change her mind, she is certain I can convince any customer to buy their product. Needless to say, i moved up the ranks to later become the CEO of the company.

Young03:
Good job from fsars


he now looks responsible


During my days in secondary school, u dare not fly out your shirt on the street or u will have soldiers to correct you

Stevecovey:

Dt 'messed up' franchise got him his own studios. The first black man to own one.
Everyone has their goals. Focus on yours.

googi:

Pity yourself, pity Nigerians for self-hate

brushesz:
Fix your country and your citizens will be respected in the diaspora.

Bialegend:

Hahahahahaa!!! Children of 8. (ate), instead of (hate). That useless annoying accent of the oil soupers.

agbarisocket:
Sanwo Olu lagos state governor should bring down and wreck havoc in dominated area of FLAT HEAD PEOPLE..... such ALABA intl ...TRADE FAIR......FESTAC TOWN......let them know that LAGOS belong to YORUBA

MiaB:
someone can't open a thread in peace without seeing jargons tribalistic comments?

Zombiekiller010:
ki lo kan wa pelu iyen, your ugliness/beauty is your problem, Nairaland should stop promoting this type of shit, one yeye blogger will just go to Instagram page of attention seeking Instagram olosho and bring there yeye timeline post to nairaland as news

bizza45:




beans is already on fire, can I add fufu so that u can combine 2 of dem and eat

SOFTENGR:
Dem busola dakolo
He opened the door He pushed me I fell on the couch He raped me He gave me Krest

...and you expect me to believe that trash

StPete:
A boss living in such a dirty crowded room?
What will the guy also be doing with his shirt off?
I can never be caught dead in neither of the above situations

babakb:
Song of the year

sonofspada:
I don't know why, but the new dude scares me.

He looks like the grim reaper

Texman21:
plus the AFCON match join

Cletus77:

Ugandans started this Twitter stuff maybe for a little recognition
Nigerians are not lazy! Don't generalize it. Someone can't have a little fun again in peace