₦airaland Forum

Sarcastic how academic and so poor

These Governors are so dumb to have expected that Buhari will leave Oshiomole for a prey when after all he Oshiomole is the most effective and functional arm of APC...the engine room

TonyeBarcanista:
Why are they fighting?

Hnmm! You asked a very simple question, over 2 threads have been created and almost 60 people have reacted to this news

However, as hypocrisy will have it,,,,none is courageous enough to tell the truth...that Christians have murdered Muslims

THE Christians are terrorizing the Muslims...that's what has happened oga

Things I learnt from Fayose

1. Say only what's good

2. Don't despise others

3. Don't fight your enemies with 2 fist

4. Don't be engulfed in arrogance

5. Practice what you preach

9jvirgin:
This is not about Atiku or Buhari, Nigeria cannot be good. What a terrible piece of land called a country.

I was traveling from Chicago to Indiana last week Saturday and I was the first at the scene of an accident where an helicopter landed on I-65 to pick up one accident victim. Imagine blocking an entire highway for an helicopter to pick up one person.

By the way, it's sad that the British joined us with the North, very sad. We do not deserve to be called Nigeria with people like this.

You must be educated 1st of all to have written so articulated. But what's more worrisome is how you are unable to reason like one.

Does crime like this ever happened in other regions in Nigeria?
Does crimes like this ever happened in other countries ?

The answer to above questions is YES!...why then are you disappointed in living with Fulani's or Hausas...

You are so dumb that I'm still wandering how you got your visa...

And if you are baffled about response to emergency call in Nigeria... At least we have not yet witnessed the colorado....

So what's your point...you better stop commenting as it exposed really your level of lameness and bigotry

Hassan88:
Advice taken in good faith but it may interest u to knw that i'v never and will never involve myself in such backward act. Thanks brother for the advice.

Welcome brother

Jaxakumulahu khairan @op...this is quite rewarding


Vocal points

Observe Ghusl...means take a kind of bath as janabah


Go early even if you can arrive before imam and observe 2 to 4 rakat

Listen to imama once khutbat begins and avoid speaking

Hassan88:
May Almighty Allah increase you in your knowledge. Amin.

Amin...however, brother don't you ever have anything doing with betting as it may lead you astray...it is forbidden

udokalillian25:
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I beg of you brother take your betting adverts far away from Muslims for it is forbidden in Islam and it is inspired by shaytan...

Pls

Amin...thank you @op for this great reminder as a lots of us are guilty of complaining and begging people instead of Allah our Creator who alone could help or harm us.


May Allah subhanahu watahala in His infinite mercy relief all our pains as we focused on satisfying him alone, complaining to Him and demanding from Him alone...Amin..

You may be poor just remember you are favoured most, you are Muslim and that's enough to make you smile, knowing that Allah is your Rabb is enough to take u out of depression...bcoz you will never have a blessing in life greater than living and dying a Muslim/Mumin

Jummah Mubarak...

Tk4all:
the fact that we patriotic Nigerians had decided to vote APC out in 2019 did not mean every Tom and Jerry should be spewing trash and playing with our intelligence.


oga, was it PDP that opened nollywood or what exactly is your point?

You and your poultry chickens must have decided...so beware of danger of generalizing

Nairaland is inhabited by maize of uninformed or misinformed citizen aside the aggrieved population of the segregationists whose motion is now confused by a deluding offer of vice presidency


In the snake length criminal years of PDP dining in corruption and disbursing public fund to individuals like a wedding menu...some people are here again calling for backwardness... Buhari till 2023 and beyond due to his legacy

Nairaland is inhabited by maize of uninformed or misinformed citizen aside the aggrieved population of the segregationists whose motion is now confused by a deluding offer of vice presidency


In the snake length criminal years of PDP dining in corruption and disbursing public fund to individuals like a wedding menu...some people are here again calling for backwardness... Buhari till 2023 and beyond due to his legacy

He's right in most stance except in Pogba's case....Pogba is unbelievable in blue shirt but negligible in red shirt, why is that ?...management approach


Mau may never win EPL while Lukaku leads attack....he's a comfortable chance converter

AnunuebeAgbawo7:
Find out what makes you happy and do it let everything be background noise.

You copy and paste that same long illogical jargons on every post you are quoting.... Its boring especially when it's not compatible


Well as long as you enjoy doing that bro

AnunuebeAgbawo7:
You may be wondering why PDP choice of presidential candidate has Atikulated Nigerians.

Here are the hidden facts:

#SAME°DIFFERENCE
Buhari is a northerner
Atiku is a northerner

Buhar is fulani
Atiku is fulani

Buhari is a muslim
Atiku is a muslim

Buhari is above 70
Atiku is above 70

Why Atikulating....

Atiku is educated
Buhari went for military training.

Atiku has doctorate degree in science.
Buhari claimed he has. Waec certificate.

Atiku established a business
Which he manages properly.
Buhari has spent over 50 years in government with no visible achievement. (no wonder he achieved nothing in his tenure)

Atiku built university
Buhari owns inherited cows.

Atiku loves humanity thus invest in them.
Buhari doesn't know what humanity is.
He loves his cows.

Atiku built schools to educate Nigerians
Buhari built ranches to feed cows

Atiku slaughter cows to feed Nigerians
Buhari slaughter Nigerians to feed his cows.

Atiku is a democrat.
Buhari is a dictator.

Atiku supports restructuring.
Buhari has already divided Nigeria 97% and 5%
(Maths ntooor)

Atiku is born on 25 November
Buhari has no birthday.
He remains 72yrs every year.

Atiku is the only child after the death of his sister.
Buhari has a younger sister who is older than him.
What a miracle!

OUR PROBLEM
B -Bokoharam
U -Unemployment
H -Herdsmen
A -Armed robbery
R -Recession
I - Insecurity

add the first letters together to see the real problem.

To get rid of our problem, we need to ATIKULATE
We need:
ECONOMIC ATIKULATION
SECURITY ATIKULATION
JOB ATIKULATION
DEMOCRATIC
ATIKULATION
RESTRUCTURAL-
ATIKULATION

Pease add more things to be ATIKULATED...

#AtikulatingNigeria

I'm just wondering how much you got paid

But guess what my brain is not for sale....

resurgent4oodua:
What is the test of a formidable politician if I may ask?

Wasn't he meant to advertise the PDP Gubber candidate and model to the people his achievement to win votes for PDP but instead, he radicalized the atmosphere, forgot to brand the candidate instead beclouded him with desperation, a total demarketing and optimum misrepresentation...playing victim cards which led to easy domination by APC

We don't have to go back to school?... Do we?!!!

FFK and WIKE will disappear once the pounding begins


And then again back to the chorus...I'm in paiiinnnnnn

resurgent4oodua:
What jail time? Are you the court to determine his guilt?

He is presumed innocent until otherwise proven, remember?

Fayose has failed the test of a formidable politician and how much how will he pass the test of a flagrant stealing case against him and yet we would be here when he cries like a breastfeeding baby again

Would you call him a saint?

yumubelek:
EFCC Becareful!

I implore EFCC as a matter of fact to handle his case with care and decide his fate with immediate alacrity. No drama, don't stoop so low with him. Grill him if he's really guilty of the accusations. But if he's not culpable, pls don't waste much of your time on this man without any electoral value again. Release him to the society and let him remain a backing dog that he's used to.


May God guide Buhari and EFCC to do the right thing....

Nigeria will be great again!

U spoke my mind...he's playing prank with jail term forming unbridled confidence like a flaming tiger

IamAtikulate:
1 Igbo man out of the 8 million registered voters in the SE. BTW, we don't do UPP in the east.

Are you learning to Photoshop?.... Bcoz this is so poor

With this sweet combination, Buhari will win come 2019 and Davido will perform for APC

He will win again

Happy birthday bro...such a good gesture you did

Fake news, and even if it was true....do you know how many reporters US have killed?

A political bride

If there was ever a better candidate other than Buhari it is definitely not Atiku


Buhari has won already

May the Almighty Allah continue to reward you @op

This is quite reminding of a few out of the thousands qualities and legacies of the last prophet saw...


Muslims kindly ignore the nonchalant comments as whether you warn them or you don't they will not believe, their ears are deaf and their eyes are blind as mentioned in the surah baqarah....

Just thank Allah that He made you Muslims..Ahamdulilah

Jummah Mubarak

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Lateef Adedimeji super talented young actor