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 Romance › Enter The Place by xamphara(op): 8:40pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
Case1, She is ur good friend, u guys talk wella, sex, money, life, work every,she comes around once in a while, but wont take anything except she does the cooking and we eat together. Av axd her for a mess but she declines. kiss, hugs yes, but av not entered the place. Case 2, met at the embassy some time ago, xchanged digits and have been at good talking distance. invited her over to house but she prefers any eatery.See she looks crazy-hot and will cause a heavy dangle in any man's thingy. Axd about her boyfie and she says 'none, its not worth it'. That means she's free, but i guess she doesnt want to sound or look like a loose gal. But i want to[b] enter the place[/b], any strategy from the screwmasters? |
| Tech Jobs › Re: Hiren - 400 Softwares For System Repair And Maintenance! by xamphara: 7:39pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
interesting! |
| Romance › Re: Men Beating Women Vs. Women Beating Men by xamphara: 5:13pm On Oct 27, 2010 |
, iTS ONLY WEN U ARE NOT A GOOD HUMPER IN BED THAT UR LADY TRIES TO BEAT U? WAT FOR?, And honestly some men dey overstep their bounds 1 Like |
| Literature › Re: Between The Brains And Loins by xamphara: 1:08pm On Jun 25, 2010 |
, but its not a 1-man's affair, how can good people across board(faith,region,colour,and views apart),collectively win this war? |
| Literature › Re: Between The Brains And Loins by xamphara: 9:55am On Jun 25, 2010 |
Harsh words, but that got me really thinking, so much depravity,promiscuity and lasciviousness in the nation. who do you blame? an indolent government, a complicit clergy, a society bereft of values, a decaying social system? Anyway, just like i said sometime ago, while the ban on prostitution in Abj is a welcome thing, at least for those who who the damage it does to the society, yet it is a clear indication of the dichotomy that exists within the haves and the havesnot. If students of SS1 could get access to 'flesh and fluids' from the nearest brothel before they get home, then who cares about censorship, check these video marts and see what they've in stock, in places like kaduna you find these porn-things openly dislayeed. why wont they end up thinking thru their loins? Nigeria remains a nation in comedy, a sad comedy! |
| Politics › Re: Aondokaa,barred From Entering The United States by xamphara: 9:33am On Jun 25, 2010 |
Yes Obama, am impressed. Keep flogging the dullards, even the embarrasment he received in britain recently should have thot him lessons. Am impressed Obama, keep dealing with the badguys among us with diplomatic disdain to drive home your point, we are happy. His kids should be told what their father did. yes, they should know that they are living on filth-money, so that when they go clubbing for instance they already have the arithmetics of how many families could be going hungered for the night.we are enjoying this |
| Food › Re: Lunch Break! by xamphara: 4:40pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
Fufu and pkomo, na wetin i like now. |
| Politics › Re: House of Reps Show of Shame: Watch the Video! by xamphara: 4:30pm On Jun 23, 2010 |
[size=14pt], this is what you get when you fold your arms and fume about election rigging, do nothhing abou it and allow the [i]worstest [/i]of the society to lead!. Lets see what happens in 2011[/size] |
| Literature › Re: Translate From English To Yoruba by xamphara: 8:36am On Jun 21, 2010 |
"Im learning Yoruba"; mon ko ede yoruba "Im missing my baby too much!", i dont kno this some1 else cud help in translating |
| Family › Re: Man Impregnates Mother, Daughter by xamphara: 7:12pm On Jun 17, 2010 |
[size=16pt]men see phalus indiscretion, y now, too much of watching Bleep [/size] |
| Romance › Re: How Smart Was I? by xamphara: 12:27pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
mugu, 4 k, see even if am sitting on oil, i mind how i doll out money, well u bn don bgin admire her , wat sorta door b dat sef >? |
| Family › Re: What The Heck? by xamphara: 12:14pm On Jun 09, 2010 |
[size=8pt]the dimension of the room  ?[/size] |
| Romance › Re: Would You Date Or Marry A Driver Or Security Guard? by xamphara: 9:31am On Jun 01, 2010 |
ok , here the driver makes 140k monthly, how? He drives a wagon (8 pessengers) to and fro - Abuja /Lokoja. Makes 4k for every trip, after fuelling and union dues(NURTW). Dats 8k per day and wen u sum it up against 30 day dat makes 8X30=240K. would u or wouldnt yu date him ? Neat,clean, outspoken,gentleman!!!! |
| Business › Re: Ghana In Tacit Anti Nigerian Business Stance,glo Confirms Exit Plan •83 Nigeria by xamphara: 1:20pm On May 31, 2010 |
well, Nigeria seems to be lagging in this area of creating an environment where business thrives, so they cant allow us to choke their economy, thats why you have all those stiff legislation. |
| Family › Re: My Greatest Challenge As An Orphan by xamphara: 12:41pm On May 21, 2010 |
too long a complaint, but i checked and realised u ar a graduate! damn check this possibility. U can make it with home-grown ideas. Make money independent of government |
| Politics › Re: Hon Patrick Obahiagbon And Hon Samson Osagie DUMPS PDP For AC by xamphara: 7:22pm On May 20, 2010 |
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt][size=8pt]I had thot hard, how Obahiagbon wud make it under PDP, Thank God he cross carpeted, i wanna see a return match of his t the NA, Igbadun d guy die! Hear Vocabs![/size][/size][/size][/size][/font] |
| Politics › Re: Cocaine Smuggling Politician Arrested by xamphara: 6:50pm On May 20, 2010 |
[size=8pt][size=8pt]buffon of the highest order, u do pharmacy, e no do, u do politics, e no do, na drugs go do? Tale of a failed mind[/size][/size] |
| Politics › Re: Yar'adua: Drop Your Condolence And Farewell Message(s) Here by xamphara: 7:30pm On May 08, 2010 |
sniff sniff, may ur soul rest in peace, Turai, u'll have enough tym to rest and watch over ur married daughters. Nigeria's hard money will not go for health bills anymore. Yaradua, what plagued you is right around us all; it is the thing around our neck(borrowing from Adichie), we'll all wrestle with death someday. |
| Nairaland General › Turai; Can You Hold It? by xamphara(op): 8:48pm On May 07, 2010 |
, I just realise say TURAI don sufa well well, all the while wey UMYA de sick, who dey help her grease that thang! I mean no collobi, no penshing and bunking, sowie noo bleeping for over six months, and now for the next marriagable eligible guy(of course not another governor), he has to wait for 6 mths for her to b marriagable, Eyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Sowie ur husband kpai, but but , my worry na ur missing of the sheet pleasures |
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| Islam › Between My Means And My Marriage by xamphara(op): 7:25pm On Apr 22, 2010 |
My friend Awwal met this slim lady from Edo, evrything his dream gal, she is very sound about her rekigion, so she told him if he wanted anything special and he answered that he had wanted to apply for the post of a "HUSBAND", She was lyk, he has to resume work immediately, they both love each other, she doesn't bliv in long courtship, and he was in his final year in Ekiti, how on earth can he convince her to wait, knowing that there is no much means for him to keep a wyf, but he lyks her lyk crazy |
| Fashion › Ankara Bra by xamphara(op): 7:08pm On Apr 22, 2010 |
I once fantasized about traditionally made Bra, like using local fabric to do it (anka and mayb mixed with som kinda lace fabric to match), just a way of exploring the many unnoticed areas of fashion. last week, my chik had it on and i was lyk WOW! twas really nyc on her, if she had permitted me, i wud hav posted a pix of it here, guys, wat do u think abou such bra, say Ankara made bra. Now imagine this fyn top with an ankara bra with panties-cud b gstring! yeah to match. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Any Cool Nairaland Babe In Minna, Niger State? by xamphara: 8:49pm On Apr 14, 2010 |
, hope u are not looking out to cane chicks anyhow? u got chattable chicks in COE, xcept if u got a complex. |
| Romance › Re: Help My Best Friends Wife Want Me To Have Sleep With Her by xamphara: 8:41pm On Apr 14, 2010 |
, report u cos u guys had straffed b4 or report you cos she thinks her guy will clapp for her, lie lie gayee |
