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And her parents will be at home praying for their child not knowing that she is already a State Mayor in #Boys hostel.

Years Later

Kola. ...: Baba, na the babe I wan marry be this o...I Don go see im papa


Baba...: Kola...come male I holla u


Baba:.... U no remember that Molue we dey come sleep for boys hostel...na the Chick na

Kola.....Zooms off and sends her a text........

Mayor of Boys Hostel...I remember what u did last summer



End of the movie

When I start to compare the looks of the commanders in the Boko Haram camp and that of the Nigerian Army...Then u go laff tire.

A whole Logistics officer of Boko Haram looking malnurished while the Logistics Officer of the Nigerian Army has houses in Victoria Island.

We need to adopt BH methods so these yeye Nigerian Army pot bellied oles would stop stealing our war resources.

E be like say Shekau dey count all the grains

Nice one prophet.

Make thunder fire anybody wey go mention that useless girl wey dey live for Canada here.

No good business like Ho Bizness. My only ish is that the world has chosen to support and make the hoes popular for doing what Sidika on my street is doing, yet, she remains anonymous.

Nawa o

One Fu^k's and goes on social media

Another fu^ks and hits rock bottom.

Hoes...what a business

Ebosie....how far na....this ya article too long o

OffKey topic......nexttttt

Useless Cows

Techno or warefa. ..


Stop selling fake phones Jaare

I was told that OP will post a #Nonshense topic on Sunday...Guess what??They are right.

oriflamebaby1:
Make money, look good and have fun! Ask me how?

How ??

Wanted to impress #Bidemi that lives on my street. It worked...we currently grooving ourselves.

To continue churning out whack movies with her Nonshense #Accent.

Is Naija that broke that we can't buy this Vegie another robe? Y always that robe? Y always that chair and that corner?

His dumb followers will wanna reply me...guess what....try am and u go wake naked as from Monday.

I hope say BuBuCious dey inside one of the containers o...The Veggie needs to return home. I dey sure say d dude go dey where the frozen fish dey. Lmao.
Quote me and run mad. #YeyeFowl

Who ever started or posted this topic is Senile. The question should have been,

How many times did your mother drop you #Fagggort on Ur malfunctioning #Brain.

Continue, u go learn very soon. Since u have decided to make God's business your business. #Oponu Lasan Lasan

When u dey fu^^k am...u no ask for advice...now u mess up....u dey find advice.....Oga....nobody cares about ur multi millions.....if at ya age...u don't know what u want in a woman...then Niggaa. ..go back to ya parent house abeg....

Effiezynews:
We aren't your brothers! We stand and deal. Read the story of the " Igbo Landing ". Obasanjo had to drag Osibanjo to the "Biafra at 50", yesterday, you know why? It was done to register something in the minds of the South East/South South- lenity.
Without the backing of SE and SS, The Northerners will deal with Osibanjo.
We will rather die like men than live like cowards....

U dey vex o....Can't u read and laff at a simple joke? I ain't no Westerner, Easterner, northerner or whatever region anybody is claiming . I am a Nigerian first .If we split.., fine ...if we don't fine.....I meant no harm brother.

Somebody tell this dude that he ain't Jew. .will never be Jew, and can never be Jew. He a Damn Igbo ex Kirikiri resident
Oya ....My Igbo brothers..u can now attack

I still blame the judges that gifted you the prize with your talentless bald headed, hair receding self.
If no be Naija wey useless with Sick and retard president
Useless musician like you no suppose get mouth. Till today, u neva tell us wetin dat ur yeye brother dey do or sell...na so so E money u dey shout upandan. ...

Hear yourself......."Oya Limpopo.....
Haba...Because of God....wetin be Limpopo. ....Okoso. ...

Harry.

MOVE ON.

UR HUSTLE REAL DIE

Being meaning to ask.

..Why this guy gather veins for hand like my grandpa? Eewww

Frankcastle:
Bro u alright? How??

Bruv...no worry...until them chuk u Scissors for your #Galam. ...u go learn

Nigga. ..I sleep with my gun by my bed side...don't trust no nobody again. ..I make love with ma gun in hand...don't trust no body....

Waiting for the plane to crash...if it happens..Madam...I go start attend ya church...Hisses

Osho. ..I pity u....By the time Victor finish with your #Oyoyo... u go be the first to act the male version of TiwaTontoMercy

Gushes ke? Na running tap she be.

BEFORE NKO...NA ME SUPPOSE GUSH....PLS GUSH AWAY...NA YA PIKEN....ANOTHER MERCY AIGBE LOADING........


WHY MERCY NO USE THE MAN NAME FOR HER NAME SEF? E POSSIBLE SAY NA WETIN DEY VEX THE MAN O


In another news....Buhari to contest for the house of commons in the UK...pls vote by sending the word...#AbegStayForHospital to 2398

I have said it over and over again. The same even that happened with Yaradua is repeating itself again. No disrespect but The Dullaarrd is senile and can't take or make any useful decisions again. His cohorts led by his Wife are busy looting this country dry. His last public appearances looked like something that was rehearsed over 50 times before he was allowed to make that appearance. The man should resign and go eat what he has stolen for his family. Let another thief enter and u people should select a 100 year old man this time. Yeye country.

How far Madam Aisha and Mrs Osinbajo... MAKE una donate una daughters to Boko Boys. After three years... We go organise the same thing wey una organise when them regain freedom. We go give dem better wrapper and dem go chop better food after we release them. Useless people

Wetin concern me.... NEXT... OR WILL DO MOST BIG BALLED NIGERIAN CELEBRITY

God has blessed me with a baby girl....Praise God

Olympus has #Fallen.

paybak:
I don't have a feeling for cossy, i don't even like her buh i have great feelings for her boobs like i'm madly in love with it.

Ifa catch that thing, no more work.. No pillow ever needed.. Na there you go dey see my hand and head every day.

Have u ever seen a huge #Firm Bwesst? Never. Forget all those nonsense. ...Na bra hold those slack kegs ....if u see am...Na D kian bwest wey u go need do altimeter search to fit locate the Nipz coz the nipz go dey hide una her stomach.

IpobAreFools:
Ashewo! Suleiman bitttcch!

She your #Brain dey pain u? From the trash u just spew...it's obvious ur brain be paining u for over 15 years