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sam13:
In the first place did you requested for mortgage finance

I remember I registered for the NMRC HOUSING SCHEME Some months ago. Organized by the fed.govt

i got the same mail too

SOMEONE SHOULD CONFIRM IF THIS IS REAL PLEASE, BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY A MORTGAGE BANK WILL BE ASKING YOU TO SEND MONEY TO AN ECOBANK ACCOUNT ....

Praise God! Was scared there for a moment

Ghanaian football star and AC Milan striker, Michael Essien, has contracted the Ebola Virus Disease, according to reports.
A report on News Wire quotes AC Milan spokesman, Riccardo Coli as saying: ‘It has come as a big shock to everyone involved with the club but we are optimistic for Essien.
‘He is a very strong person and the Ebola has been caught in the early stages. He’s in experts hands so he should be fine.’
The AC Milan midfielder, who joined the Italian giants in January this year, previously played for Chelsea FC in the English Premiership before joining AC Milan and has had a successful career with clubs including Bastia, Olympic Lyon and a loan spell at Real Madrid under his belt.
Details regarding how and where the Ghana international contracted the dreaded disease which has left thousands dead and several sick in West Africa are still sketchy but his Italian club have confirmed it and an official statement providing further details is being expected.
Essien is the first sports-related victim of Ebola since the virus disease, which kills just days after it is contracted, broke out in March this year in Guinea about 30 years after its first outbreak anywhere in the world.
– Culled from NET

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Arva:
I have so many reasons why I should date a shy and introvert guy which I believe many of you forumites will agree to. Usually we ignore the shy and introvert guys, and date the confident, thug looking, rich, tall and ugly guys. The latter kind of guys are not usually the best in my opinion. Have you ever thought about dating a shy guy? There are so many different benefits and you'll be glad you did.


1. They are less intimidating
Confident and extrovert guys can be so intimidating because they surrounds themselves with all kinds of girls and bad manners. Shy guys are less intimidating. They are very gentle and meek and are less likely to reject you. This is one big reason to start rolling along with a shy guy. You'll love them.

2. It’s easy to make them blush
Shy guys have the tendency to blush easily with the slightest of compliments. Just compliment them about their looks and appearance and you'll see the magic of their blush. That really melts my heart a lot unlike the confident and rough guys who will only say a "thank you". That's even if they say it at all. Try dating a shy guy today. You'll love 'em

3. Shy guys won’t cheat on you
Shy guys will never cheat on you. Relationship cheating is what many girls hate and shy and introvert guys will never stoop so low to have another girl behind you but reverse is the case for confident and extrovert guys. They like to explore anything they see with boobs and big behinds even if its not human . Confident and extrovert guyz are just so awkward. You'll never like them. I prefer the introvert guys. They'll always stick to you.

4. They are so true, real and genuine
Me loves these set of guys because they are so true to themselves. They will never deceive you. They are just so charming and will never lie to you.

5. They are good listeners.
Shy and introvert guys are just awesome for one thing. They are extremely good listerners. Never will they counter you in any discussion or disrupt the flow of the discussion. All these adorable guys do is listen, listen, listen and listen. Unlike the extrovert guys who will just keep shouting to the extent that other people around you will hear the content of your discussion . Shy guys will never stoop so low to that extent. They are always very quiet and meek.

6. They don't party, drink nor smoke.
I'm begining to convince you that shy guys are cool right ? Another reason you should date a shy guy is that they don't engage in party, alcohol or weed. They being an introvert will not even allow them such bad manners. Reverse is the case for the confident guys. They'll make sure they engage in all sort of party. They being an extrovert makes them to boast about the latest and most expensive wines and alcohols they've tasted, they amount of weed the smoke daily and the number of girls they've had sex with from funmi to funke to fumilade to fumilayo That's crazy isn't it ? Shy guys are just so cool to themselves. They don't need to brag about anything. Whatever happens never leaks out.

7. Shy and introvert guys are very educated and very intelligent.
This is very true. Shy guys are very educated and very intelligent. They being very intelligent leaves them with no time for social activities. They are so charming. Date an introvert today and you'll be glad you did. I had one as a boyfriend and I wish I had him back.
Feel free to add yours.

Where to find a shy guy.
1: Shy guys are very easy to find. If you are still in the university, you can find them at the back seat of your classroom. When others are gones after a lecture, shy guys always remain alone, sitting down, alone with their thought. This is always your best time to approach them. Just compliment him on anything and watch him blush. They are very friendly.

2: During your NYSC.
During your service year, you'll find many of them at the orientation camp. I had sweet experiences with one during my NYSC days. He was so sweet and charming. You'll always find them at the back of the crowd doing almost nothing. They just stand there and clap for others engaging in one task or the other. They are very gentle set of people so don't mind them for not partaking in activites. They don't want to look rough like the extrovert guys. Those of you going for NYSC batch c come november 2014, watch out for the shy guys. You'll love them.

3: During church service
These awesome set of beings are easy to find during church service. They always sit at the back, rarely dance when its time for offering and they rarely come out to give testimonies because they are shy. Isn't that cool ? Unlike the extrovert guys that will even go the awkward length of dancing shoki and skelewu during church service . Shy guys will never do this . Oh how can I even forget the way they blush when you ask them questions during sunday school. They are so adorable.
Feel free to add yours.

How to know if a guy is shy and an introvert.

Its very easy to spot these sweet guys. They will always blush at every single thing you say. Another way to spot them is to monitor their movements. Never will you see a shy guy going out unnecessarily. They are always indoors and only come out with their charming self at night. These people are just so cool. Date one today and you'll be glad you did. I can testify to this. We dated for years and sweet memories still ring in me.
Feeel free to add yours.

Source: myself and written for nairaland forum members and guests.

Hahahahahahahaha so hilarious..

abeg [size=58pt]WHEN YOU ARE BIG!! YOU ARE BIG!!![/size]

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Ehn! miss yuzedo....

temigracie: ..lwkmdfh oooo..


So, you mean theres nothing like rebound girlfriend too??..

Lol......heheheheh

rarely.... do u know anyone that was? u sound like a suspect

Ma'am shey it's crush u called it..... Trust me be ready for the shocker of your life.... Do u know if he has an accent? Those thick igbotic accent,lolz

Honestly it hurts afterwards when you realize you have been a rebound boyfriend all along.....please I would like to know why the female folks enjoys having rebound boyfriends. What kinda satisfaction is there to it? It's cheer wickedness and prove that females are confused set of beings!

Ladies please state why!!!!!

I see lots of talents in here, lemme gather up my stuff... thanks erad for opening this thread.

A quick one: among the post above, who finished from "Orange Academy, Lagos"?

Mr man if u wanna save your relationship take your azzzz out and go see her! Talk the talk, make love to her, rearrange her thoughts pattern... trust me, physical presence works like voodoo..

Cheers

OK! I just thot of commenting on this thread, been a while I actually commented on any..now that I have commented, kindly check my profile and see if I qualify @op

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Sharrap! Dont u have a job?

Test details: confirmed!
Test time: 12-3pm July 15th
My availability: not confirmed yet
Mecenery needed urgently: pls contact xavierconsult@yahoo.com
Plsssssssss, only intelligent peeps..you know u r dull plss stay in your republic.

Many Thanks
X.

For some reason I just feel this dude is guilty of other boko crimes other than the said chibok issue..simply a scape goat

Mynd_44: So some friends and I sat down to discuss the way a lot of women act and yeah we got past the whole calling females (in this case not all but a lot) "Fish brains". Nah they ain't fish brains, they just think like and act like fishes. It is somehow derogatory but seriously the we found some home truth.

Okay, how do you catch a fish? You bait a hook and send it down right? I ain't talking about the casting net yet. Now a fish sees the hook, sees the line but cannot avoid the bait and it thinks it is smart enough to eat around the hook without getting caught (Fatal flaw) that's when it realizes it is headed for the surface and sure death. That's how girls are even the seemingly intelligent and religious ones (I hope you realize that by "girls" I mean a huge number and not all right?) well they always love to want to think they are smart enough to go around hooks and never get caught and they can maneuver their way out without a scratch, we know better.

Another point is that the game of women is fishing not hunting. Okay, you can hunt for fish which in this case is a game for special fishes and not the normal ones(the problem is that too many normal girls think they are special). Forget the running after them, all you need is to fish and girls will willingly show up at your door. You know how? Show something around you off. Just throw it around a bit and keep at it. Look some will be fast to call you a jerk or a backside but those ones are the fastest to get caught .

Also "The best way to get a lady's attention is to pay attention to everything around her except her." Invoke that natural insecurity among girls that makes them doubt if they are good enough. It is very cool and cheeky and a good way of playing reverse psychology, look you might say only small boys play and you will rather go for a girl but what's the fun in that? that's too easy na, it is more fun to play with their minds and heads. Most canivores play with their prey sometimes, enjoy it, dont bother. And when she thinks you are least into her, move in.

Okay have you seen a school of fish swim into a fishing net before? The get caught and more still swim into it. It is not like they are silly or gullible, it is fish nature and now, girl nature. surround yourself with ladies and you will get more ladies. That is a trump card. The think like a fish nature of girls is true and here. No girl wants a guy no other girl wants. Look forget that she says she wants a guy with only her, she still wants others to find you attractive. That is what girls do, it is like a darned competition to them to "have" the one everyone else is interested in and so be envied which is why they continually brag about their man.

Oh all these points might be cool and all but one word gets it. Women are curious....... A lot more curious than men. I knew this a long time ago. The most powerful thing to get girls is curiosity. They want to know what it feels like to try something (Fish nature again ) dont make the mistake of putting all your chips down with a lady except you are a mind reader or extremely crazy person like Outlander. So make em curious, invoke this power and that girls will look for you. Her quest to know will be like a drug which will always bring her around and make her keep coming. Now this curiosity they feel is what most girls describe as "attraction" in most cases which they dont know their minds is just tricking them. A dark side which they want to know of is just cool and works like magic.

Now this leads me to a very important fact "Curiosity has gotten more girls laid than any other thing in history"

and oh all these won't work if you have regard for people. For you to apply these, you must have killed the side of you that shows empathy and the side that takes pity on others. You must be willing to see girls as a price and not humans. You must be heartless and dark and with each one you take down, you lose another piece of your soul but it is fun

Well what else can I say? Have fun people. The funny thing is that a lady will still read this and will fall for the same tactics barely 24 hours later, FISH NATURE

[right][/right] . Funny guy...

Ehmmmm! This is an old joke naa..
Or is everyone just seeing this joke now.
Too bad its falling on him! But we shouldn't forget he is just a JOKER MAN!! All y'all haters waiting to see a man downfall should Back down!

So u mean to tell me that the guu has a beaver and the woman have a john thomas? Nna eh caih

So u mean to tell me that the guu has a beaver and the woman have a john thomas? Nna eh

Any youtube Video on him?

Keneking: I need Doyin Okupe's early days picture as well to enable me comment on both men from the same region.

Omo poverty no good at all...

at all at all ♍y broda...

Run! If you sight one!

sunjos79: thank God my ref no was sent to me today through my email,hence my invitation letter printed.Waoh after series of worries and callls with emails I was considered for the test.thanks to almighty and honeywell admin for their perfect role.

all the best to you all

whats up! what number did you call? pls can i have it, its for a friend that wasnt invited.

thanks

GATE CRASHERS FIT SHOW!!!

@op whats the Senders Name in the text sent to you?

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Every nano second!

There s dis chic dat hv been trying to bed me for a while now....

That actually scares me!! Cmon its ♍y place to do d chasing!

Aa stalker shud send her a pm, dat we re waiting for picx na... ♍ sure she forgot she posted this here η its on FP

Imagine this guy down dere.....under his wife!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! This is just lipz ooo..