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Dis s some fuqqd up shiii..

Penalty.... Emenike oya Ooº°˚˚°ºº

specimen23: uba is paying,currently in the program now,pm me for necessary details and information.

Pm you, when you r not allowed to receive msg..shooo!

Pls, just state what we need to know here, I'm very sure we wud all appreciate it.

i would want to knw if we could get day off when necessary(like going for ther interviews and stuff).. Pls revert asap... †нɑ̈ηкs

beckycute1: Lagos was posted to UBA oregun branch

Have you started alredi.. If you have, how much are you been paid by UBA? i knw of the 25k by d fed.govt

Anyone started @UBA?

Please let us know if UBA IS PAYING Ooº°˚˚°ºº ... Haba!!!

Cos i don't wanna leave ♍y present internship job of above 50k to earn 25k oo..

Please respond to this..♍ †нɑ̈ηкs

damn! i hate long distance relationship!!

how do people cope?

What r d documents again o

i love juliet IBARHIM o o o o o o o o o o o o o

zeb04: Pls jst wanna ask a qstn,if ur bf has forced u lik 2wice(bt witout hitin u nd d rest) 2 ve sex wit him,isn't it stupid 2 kip acceptin his apologies altho he has promised nt 2 do it again. Sexual urge 2 guys,is it lik sm demon possesd thin dat dey can't control themselvsnd by d way he forced his ex gfs in d past bt he says he has repentd nw. Sorry op bt I jst want 2 get ansas frm d guys

You re still with him right?

He did it not once but twice!!, you 're still with him aren't you?

Sexual urge is not a demon possessed thin madam, humans feel dat way when they r attracted to an opposite sex! You feel dat way too often times!! Don't freaking lie here!

You don't wanna do, whaaat da fq ar you still doing wι†н him!!

Dude! Grow up!

We need help! Even our president is blind to that!! We spend too much! We make a mole outta a Haystock!! We make every gaddaam fin a big deal!!
If d 7Bn story is real! Fq hell, some pple need to be shot! Yea!! Shot!!!

Soooooo... Unto the next level

Downloading every gaddam fin via youtube rht now!!

idrezee: About d NYSC cert stuff, I'm still servin hoping 2 pass out by feb. Why not apply with d I.D card with d hope of presenting d cert b4 deir screening comes up dats if it'll b b4 feb in ma case. M serious, pls don't comment if u don't v reasonable contribution. Tanx

Dude! Finish Ɣ☺ΰя service first na......

princely83: Why is this NLNG site so sluggish despite the fact that I have a very fast internet or is there high activity on their site? I have been trying since to open their e-recruitment site but its not opening.

The whole Unemployed and semi-employed 2;1 holders in Nigeria are all applying!! They shud be ready for 200,000 application b4 22nd Nov..  =)) ˚°◦hahahaha ..

tomzman: I would have cursed that guy but I won't. At least this story (if it is true) sounds more reasonable than that Ese walter's case. Well as much as I would advise ladies to trust no one, I would say there are still some trustworthy guys out there. E.g me (lol). But seriously, I pray the guy is caught and severely dealt with and I think castration would be the best punishment.

Ese walters story was more real than this bros.... Cos Ɣ☺ΰя pastor is involved abi.. Lol

Bimpss: Terrible time to "hide" in the U.S. Since they currently are not welcoming immigrants with open arms anymore. Just one question, Do these guys have legal papers? If not then in my naija words "Dem go suffer tire".

Those guys won't jettison the band blindly, its obvious they v got plans to work out their whatever dat would make them legal migrants and prob got contacts to hook up with..

Maximum 5weeks, they wud be caught! Except they "transconfigure" and shrink their body structure.. =)) ˚°◦hahahaha

mzwealth: Is yatty not d guy very close to yinka dt often put ajasa to his songs.o ga o.him of all ppl.n dat thin leg ojoyido sef.mtchewwwwwwwwww

How you take knw them like dis?

Erza: the mail said 45mins but the test environment said 40. i dont know since my counter was malfunctioning

phew!just finnished mine..50.91% gosh! i hate online test!!!!!

whatever the case, BAT here i come!.

Erza: I'm a girl

I dont really know where to grade the test. Its not a personality test tho. Its just basic stuff. 25 maths questions, 20 verbal and 10 abstract. pls make sure ur internet connection is strong. it almost efd me up.

Sowee dear, thot you were a dude!
55 Qs in how many mins? i gotta recharge ♍y modem for this, cafe might just freeze or somfin, η d noise when calculating!

Whud Ghet bk to you erza when ♍ done! †нɑ̈ηкs for responding!

Erza: just took the test. got 61.82%. dunno weda its ok...

Hey bro... Is the test structured like a Personality Test? Or the normal GSE,GMAT, SHL kinda??

Many thanks as you respond to this.

Did you say you hv been thinking of this!!!!! Dude! You too like food!!!!

emmatemmy: when about 200 people sunk last week you people doesnt lament because they are poor and when boko haram kill about 80 you did not pity there family because they dont have money,plane crash today now about 2000 people are ob nairaland cos of crash and you said we ve equal right in nigeria.may God help us with our mentality

And who told you , people's emotions wasn't affected? Pls, this is a tragic occurrence, in fact its the first in history! We need prayers in this country.
BTW its either som1 doesn't like d family or it's just a wierd happenstance!

Annchynony: Pls how do I aply for glo cc,reply pls...thnkx all

You guys should ansa dis bradah nau!

nyere84: As for me, i dont touch handsome guys with a ten meter pole, i run as fast i can, away from handsome guys. I only admire and appreciate Gods work on them. But, will neva date them.

I prefer my man looking like a chimpanze with respect and good hrt for me. Most tyms, ugly guys treat women better, becos there are nt arrogant, nt carried away wit their looks.

Come to tink of it, most tyms, ugly guys knws hw to straff, more than the so called handsome guys.

Hian!! You and straff!!!!!!


Pls who has a pin, i want to sew wι†н this Tread Ooº°˚˚°ºº ...

Where is ♍y guy....."" TIE TUS"" on da list..

ItsModella: The girl on the braids...daz all.

Modella... i know you love braids.... !!..Ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ṁ̭̥̈̅̄нm ... Buh she is just dere.. Funny enuf, she kinda look like you (((just thinking))

End ....... Tinz

Meanwhile, come join me play lagos edition of the Monopoly board game..

Interesting.com

Holla if you need urs.

Hmmmm.. Abandoned thread after 4yrs, let's revive it.

Basically, have you guys seen the lagos edition of the Monopoly board game?
Quite thrilling η interesting to play, we have got banana island on the board, Gtbank, water works, iddo terminus, 1st bank, e-centre, falommo shopping centre, KIRI KIRI jail(that's when you land on 'goto jail')... So many monuments η potential landmarks on the board.

Holla , if you need to get your board.. 07066440343, this is massive guys..

Cheers

Ogtv η galaxy tv

All those wierd looking presenters!!!!

Arrghhhhh!!!!