Lurker4Long:
Lagos traffic! I'm flying to Ghana on Tuesday, and therefore need a Covid test. The only place acceptable to my medical aid is 4.5km away and the quickest travel time is 38min at midnight, on a Saturday!

Did you later find your luggage?

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Memes to spice your day.

Today is World Atheist Day where we celebrate courageous and intellectual people who have abandoned faith for logic and blind followership for reason and common sense.

Despite the gain made so far across the world, the atheist person is one of the most endangered human due to the repercussion that comes most times with questioning one's beliefs publicly. In many countries across the globe the punishment for atheism is death!

Therefore, the goal of today is to normalise atheism, apostasy etc. To remind the world of their humanity. To make the world safer for people who have left their religion. And to remind people that leaving the religion of your parent is a choice you could make. Yeah, you could leave your parent's religion like right now, lol.

Happy World Atheist Day Seun and to all atheist on Nairaland.

Cc. Lalasticlala and Mynd44

kenpaul0:

[s]And that is why the black man's mind is still that of a slave!!![/s]

Very stupid thing to say.

Litmus:
The Nazis lost.

Nazi, Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun assisted America in landing man on moon through science of rocketry not through spells or human skulls placed at the center of images of stars scrawled on the ground in the shadow of candle lights .

Fact!

BREAKING: Troops of 149 Task Force Battalion in conjunction with CJTF while on fighting patrol today 10 Feb 2022 neutralized scores of BHT/ISWAP terrorists in Dunga Lawanti village near Gubio in Borno State. Troops recovered four AK-47 rifles, two motorcycles amongst other items.

https://twitter.com/HQNigerianArmy/status/1491836926218932234?t=uSnQg4Ves3tkktfiGWhdhQ&s=19

This is what SamuelAnyawu always advocate.

Valkrie:


Ah beg loud the volume...!! Our people always forming civilised.. !! Lots happened spiritually during the second World War...The nazis where playing with a lot of things...!!

Leave oyibo people, they are way smarter to know the other side exist and not to be toyed with.. !!!

There is a rational explanation for every occurrence. Can you prove that the Nazis played with anything spiritual or we should just believe you?

IGpro1:
your beloved country has been invaded by ritualist dey there dey speak grammar.

Your revered US military has a full unit or battalion grounded in spiritism. Dey there they form form civilized.

Is this a joke cos it sound like a waste of money to me.

WriterNig:



The heart of women is desperately wicked. I'm literally shaking right now. After women fear devil.

Never ever leave your child in the hands of any woman, not even the mother, your sisters or anything female just to be safe...

My sympathies goes out to the father of the dead girl and the family. May God grant them the fortitude to bear the loss.

Clearly, this woman is suffering from serious mental illness. The type Abraham suffered from. Don't you have responsible female figures in your life or what is with your hatred with woman?

Righteousness2:
Vanity upon vanity! All is Vanity!

What shall it Profit a man/woman to be a star on Earth due to Vanitious and reckless living and lose his/her soul in Hell.

Folks! Eternity is Real!
Hell and Heaven are Real!
Live this life in the Conciousness of your Eternity '

Na this kind threads they attract vultures like you. Using other people's misfortune to promote your agenda. Werey!

SarutobiEky:
Youre an ignorant cow. Suck on my dick, slow mf.

It's too much to ask you to use your brain? Okay, sorry.

gypsey:
they had all that charms but couldn't get rid of hunger and starvations, they couldn't charm da hell outta the white men who took their children as slaves.

Don't mind the dunderheads. They only parrot clichés without giving them a deep thought.

Haakeem:
And some f%@lish atheists would still come here to claim that the shii does'nt work.

Until their ignorance would lead them to submit thier heads to the afonjas,thats when their eyes would be clear.

A fool and a tribalist at the same time, you need help.

SarutobiEky:
awon "Woke" morons.. Leave dem, hand go soon touch them.

Them think say dem smart pass our forefathers

Mumu, the charm of our forefathers worked that is why the white man was able to make them into slaves. You need to start using your brain!

HenryDion:
That's why I love Igbos. There's one Yoruba guy I saw this morning... His tribal mark was like where an eagle scratched his face

You could have just condemn the scarification and move on but the tribalist in you just had to make fool of yourself. Go and read on Igbo Ichi scarification. Yoruba scarification will die down too with time. In fact, much sooner than expected.

swiftz:
Hey. I'm looking for the guy that had issues with his account verification due to poor pic quality. Did you eventually sort it out?

Get a good phone with great back camera. Make sure you use the back camera while taking the picture in a well lit environment.

EastisBae:
I need a professional review writer that can post on Google. I will only pay for reviews that stick!

If you can do this please reach me so we can discuss further. I'm willing to pay $5 or its naira equivalent for each review that sticks.

Be careful with people who contact you. Posts like this is scammers' magnet.

raphemmanuel:
Some buyers on this Fiverr platform, I don't know their aim.
A buyer just placed an order on Saturday morning without contacting me first (I instructed before anyone should place an order they should first contact me).
I immediately message the buyer when he was still online but I didn't get a reply. I dropped message for him to reply incase if he comes back online, still no response.

I started monitoring to know if I can see he is online, I later succeeded to see his status showing he is online, I messaged again and he refused to reply again till now.

No instruction was given on what he wants me to do for him. I checked the review given by the sellers he Purchased their service only to find out that a seller dropped a bad review about him for placing an order he doesn't need.

This thing has left me confused as I don't know what to do. Cancelling this order will affect my account. My account has been demoted twice because of order cancellation.

You're sure it's not competitors trying to bring you down?

bidexiii:



More

Does anyone know the name of the 500kg bombs?

doggedfighter:



You sure you're a humanist?

If yes, come get a big hug

A humanist that believes a loving God would burn people who don't believe in him for eternity. He is not an humanist, he is a joker because no humanist will believe in that bullshit.

Xbee007:

Abeg wetin be the full meaning of that "CION"?

My first post here.

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bidexiii:



One of the Guntrucks used in the recent attack has been captured.
Compare and contrast !

You're correct! That is the one.

kkins25:
Deep down, this are the stuffs i would love to do. i don't have the innate skills for them i guess.

No one has the innate skill for this stuff. You can always learn it.

RiceProducers:
ISWAP is good at propaganda, [s]Nigerians are poor at critical thinking and not too intelligent[/s]

Trash!
All these unnecessary blanket statements.

post=109362749:
[s]May God heal you.
If you are a Christian, pray the below prayer points everyday and make sure you go see your Doctor often as possible.
It will end in praise for you.
We have you in our prayers also.


I apply the blood of Jesus to every stubborn heart problem in my life, in the name of Jesus.

I stand upon the word of God and I declare to myself that I am healed by the stripes of Jesus.

I bind and paralyze the activities of the strongman against my divine health, in the name of Jesus. Lord, correct any disorder in my heart, in the name of Jesus.

Father, lay your hands on my body and heal me of every infirmity, in the name of Jesus.

Blood of Jesus flush out any food causing pressure on my heart, in the name of Jesus.

Let the anointing of the Holy Ghost fall upon me for supernatural healing, in the name of Jesus.

I command every organ of my body to reject every evil command of slow death, in Jesus name.

Every power manipulating my heart and organs of my body from the coven, die by fire, in Jesus name.

[/s]

Nonsense. If prayer were the answer, these Daddy GOs won't go abroad to seek world-class medical assistant.

dierich:
My symptoms now is:
I felt some dull ache around my stomach.
My urine is always concentrated especially when I drank lot of water and it took time for it to flush out.

NOTE: this is not a case of prostrate because I don't even have the urine in my bladder at all

Most times, I pass more urine at night/midnight when I'm asleep then during the day.

My blood pressure rises. 150/100

No swelling/edema


Below is how my urine looks like most times

lalasticlala, I'll appreciate if this reach FP

Your BP is very high. You need to see a doctor for that. High BP can cause kidney damage.

Lurker4Long:
Meanwhile, in Mozambique.

I'm loving this.