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Midehi:
Check out my pics. Girls only

Please go to the re.tarded section!

Midehi:
My dad died drinking ogogoro and my mum was raped to death. I grew up to become a die-hard lesbian. Please can anyone advise me on what to do?

It's ur destiny, dear. Not everyone is meant to be useful to the society. Since fate has refused to smile on u I suggest u drink otapiapia and die

GogetterMDTheHegoat:
I'm useless to the world. What should I do?

Commit suicide and relieve ur family

HEGOAT:
I'm a useless man from a useless family. My dad died in poverty and my mum was raped to death

And you're still alive? Hang urself, bro

Dubemkelly:
The heart is what really matters... Africans and their perceptions about religion

You can't have a good heart and still dress that way

GogetterMD:
APC this, PDP that? If only you could use 5% of your intellect, your parents effort on their education of you both morally and academically wouldn't have been a waste. Any of Buhari's children wey no go school?

If you mention my parents again u won't like yourself this morning

Midehi:
Does anyone know how to stop being a lesbian? The life I'm living is boring. At times I feel like committing suicide

It's not hard. A girl just did it by herself this morning. Get a rope of N50, tie it round ur neck and hang on a pole. You'd be doing the world a great favour. We don't want lesbians


*Let this serve as a warning. Next, I'll be posting ur pictures. Dare me!

sunnyshayne:
If an evangelist approaches me like this, what will be running in my mind is " how much is for short time".

Evangelist indeed

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Eucharia is an old cargo jare

Midehi:
until u apologise wit u goin on ur knees

I had wanted to, but u called me an i.diot. You should apologise instead

Midehi:
scope kill u..u tink am a hard girl in a negative way abi? . . .

Pfft! You're not hard at all. I can tell from ur reaction. But u have to stop now or u won't like what I'd do next; that's if u can't pick ur words carefully. Stop!

And this will hurt Buhari and his Boko haram kinsmen a great deal! They don't like education, and here a foreigner is recognising one of their own.
Shame on APC!

Midehi:
XBLadez

Aww! This is so pitiable! You just don't know the scope. I thought u were a hard girl. . .frankly, I like dealing with them. But I'm wrong. Obviously, ur softer than u appear. Forget this, please

Midehi:
I'm a useless lesbian. Di.ldos and vibrators are my best company when my girls ain't around. I hate all men and I don't care what they say. This is women's world!
BUSH PIG

Biitch, I already know that. Weirdos like u can be found in Kampala

Buhari must be dying now. That flag means a lot to him. Useless Boko haram leader

GEJ - 2019!!!

Midehi:
Hello, I've been looking for u all this while but u always ignore me. What have I done? I was a lesbian yesterday doesn't mean I'll remain the same today. The problem is I have this weird hormone and I don't know how to control it. So I'm attracted to both sex. Please are u gonna PM me today? Please, please and please, I'm begging u

Biitch, I don't do confused hos like u. I prefer a girl to be straight and that's it. Look for someone else, no space here

Midehi:
devil baptize you

I expected that. A die-hard lesbian would retort the same way

Midehi:
Do men worth dying for sef?

Not at all, for lesbians like you

She died because she got dumped by a boyfriend? Smh! This can't be true. Blame it on her undisclosed personal condition or the village witches

I'd rather sit and watch Tellytubbies with little kids than waste my time watching Fashola disgrace himself on Tv.

Tosyn2much, I was reading ur writeup and nodding till I got to numero 4. That's where u flopped! Lying to girls is very essential in maintaining a good relationship with the Nigerian girl, coz 99 percent of them don't like the truth

madgoat:
Even if im doing 150km/hr, i cant av dat kind of senseless accident. Dat driver must be a learner

U don lie! Even with 120 u can. Being a professional doesn't make u perfect. Accidents are bound to happen

Dominique, please help push this thread to the front page once more

Fayose is a brave man. You don't stop attacking a terrorist lest u be taken unawares

GEJ - 2019!

Bull crap! Ogun must be angry coz goats don't and can't eat metallic objects

wandyvirus:
So living in "Face-me-I-wooz-you apartment" is now a shameless thing? I have a lot of words for you then i realize that it will be a waste on someone like you. Money does not grow on trees and the beginning of a matter if not humble will certainly lick the dust. All humans are not equal. The "haves" of yesterday are the "have-nots" of today. People like you make Nigeria sick. I pray you never know the joys of hard work.

I felt the contempt of having a six month old watch while parents have sex. That thing has been going on for a long time, and the silly Op doesn't know it's wrong. She was even too shameless to say it in the open! For crying out loud, that's someone's wife, unless she fabricated the story! I hate parents who expose kids to a world bigger than their imagination. Kids are copyists, you'd make a fool out of urself thinking they don't know coz they know!

Words in bold: I have same prayers for u too, bro

God bless GEJ!

ZackiGp:
My daughter cries anytime she sees me hugging her mother. Should I be worried?

Make a thread for it. Questions like that hit the front page faster than bullet