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Listenin 2 jay-Z (Dreams)

Na strategy bros...d babe dey giv u drama.. But jst 2b sure do investigate mak e no b say say na seizure she dey always get oh.. Ask her frnds and mayb fams..abeg oh

4wat Mak dem no try am oh

Na wa oo...am reli speechless... U old men shuld stay clear my unborn daughter abeg...its beta I plead nw

Luvly 2nd goal frm sokari....nig 2 - ghn 0

B lyk say she dey service d guys wey dem dey syd am.. Sum guys sha I tire..collect ur moni jare..go dash beggar

D 1st pic my ex- foreign(jidenna-classic man) local(wandecoal-ashimapeyin)
D 2nd pic my Angel(current)- local song(bracket-panya) foreign(meekmill/nickiminaj/chrisbrown-all eyes on u)

Its not cool 2ask a girl her age but sumtyms I dnt tink its wrong 2ask bout her virginity... I remembad 2girls lyin 2me bout dia virginity until I saw it was a lie(dats afta I did environmental inspection)....so imagine I wntd 2b crious wit dem and mayb get married and definately tinkin she is a virgin I'll decide 2go 4a hiv/aids test and tel her 2sit and relax cos am sure she's a virgin and @d end put a ring on her fringer.....am sure I'll loose it wen I find out she isn't...dem dey vex if u ask dem dose questions but xpect us(guys) 2tel dem wen dey ask us cos in dia mind all guys aint virgins shey?? "Gerrarahia mehn shiii" in igbo....(U knw d rest)

Bros...down 1 heineken(chairman) bang d babe and 4get d babe

Yungwizzzy:
First, you need to go back school to learn paragraphing, sentence and punctuations

secondly, I tried to read your story but i couldn't find any sense in it!!



bye

like a gud frnd of mine wuld say "I have come to realize that it is the secondary school leaver who is always socially immatured and the educated illiterates that often sound like this. Come to think of it all, they are often the dumbest. They lack all sense of decency and etiquette. Omo mushin oshi"

lekjons:
if not that u've said we should take it easy on u.. i'll say 'u are a disgrace to niqqaz'

about 'miss champions league'(i mean the one u're competing for), she lied to u(her virginity and being in an affair with another guy), yet u still call urself a 'badt guy'..ok let's leave dah one

abt the second girl, must u be going to the same church?

luk bro..I get wat u mean but I came frm a family wia we all go 2d same church and am ready 2 mak my family follow dat path..hw u go feel say ur wife dey go anoda church apart frm ur own church? Wat bout ur kids won't dey b divided 2?

Hey guys, dis is actually my 1st post/topic.. So u guys shuld take it easy on me.. My story: durin my service year in asaba I met a girl(cherry), she is/was beautiful and got brains(smart/intelligent), she's also a catholic cos I am..she reli made me suffer b4 datin me and durin d course of knwin her, she told me she was a virgin and dat she doesn't lyk it wen a guy tells her "I love or miss u"..she said it maks her angry...so I kept 2her rules/regulations and we started datin.. She stayed couple of days in my place witout anytin happenin cos I tot she was a virgin lyk she said den anoda day came and decided 2giv it(sex) a shot and b4 u knw it I was "in" jst lyk dat..well afta dat day we havnt had sex again..I was shockd dat day and till date I hvnt askd y she lied 2me..so afta my service I came bak 2lag wia she also resides wit her family(mum/aunt)..she doesn't knw her dad cos her mum faced teenage pregnancy and d man responsible fled..so she doesn't talk bout dat much..dere was a gap btw us 4sum months den we came bak 2geda but nw I found out dat she's datin sum1 and askd bout him wich she said its true and dat she and him has bin datin even b4 she met me but she wuld stil wnt us 2b datin dat she hasn't reli made her pick..I agreed oh cos I luv her.. Her birthday was dis august, I got a cake 4her and she tuk pics wit her family + d cake wit my fone cos her fone has memory probs so afta she gave me her fone 2transfer d pics 2it..her fone is always passworded but she doesn't knw I also knw d pin 2unlock her fone..while transferin d pics, a chat entered and it was frm d guy she told me bout dat she was datin pleadin dat he was sori he wuld cal her dat he's busy..I clickd on d chat(my apologises 2d ladies)..wat I saw tore me..dis is a girl dat told me she doesn't lyk me tellin her "I love or miss u" but she's d 1 tellin d guy "I love u baby" "I miss u pls cal me bak"...I wept insyd my heart sha but I hold mysef wen she came I confronted her bout it den she got angry bout readin her chats and all dat she doesn't lyk it "blah blah blah"..I playd it cool and kept quiet..if I dnt cal her 4a day, d nxt day(evenin) she cals and starts shoutin "y hvnt u cald me since ystd til nw"..she doesn't even wnt 2knw weda d container @ojuelegba fell on my car or not..I'll jst calm her down and tell her sumtin(probly wrk/illness).. I dnt knw wat 2do bout her cos I reli wnt 2hav her as a wife(dats if I win d competition am in wit d oda guy)..so dats d story on her.... Ok so d story 4d 2nd girl..I went on facebook 1 lonely sunday 2search 4 cherry cos she and I aren't frnds on d platform she was difficult 2get her cos I used all her names but dint find her so I edited(removed) her surname and typed only her english and native name and as I searchd tru I saw a pretty girl bearin d same native/english name wit cherry so I sent a request + message 2her and in 1hour she accepted and replied..so long story cut short..d 2nd cherry nw is an angel sent frm above she's everytin in a woman dat a man wnts..she's even ready 2empty her acct 4me(dead crious)..we datin nw 4 2months..she's a holy holy girl but she doesn't lyk me callin her dat..she has dated 2guys(2 of dem are pastors) but she said dey are not worth datin..(But if I culd say sum of dese our pastors sha I hail una oh una story bad)..d last pastor bf she dated she even caught him in d "act"(sex) wit anoda girl..so she left d relationship till I(badt guy) came in her picture and all dat has changed cos am her 1st bf who isn't a pastor and I got a lifestyle(flexin/alcohol) wich she isn't comfortable wit..I even made her tak her 1st alcohol(bottle of origin mixed wit yourghurt)..did I also tel u guys dat she's a "confirmd VIRGIN"? Yes she is.. Nw d bad syd of our relationship is she isn't a catholic and it borders her a lot even if I tell her not 2tink bout it dats wen she gets angry d more cos she said she doesn't like our(catholics) life and she wnts us 2trash d issue asap cos she said if she truly gets involved wit me dat means she wuld hav 2 follow me 2my church cos am d man ..and am not ready 2leav my catholic life.. Guys wats shuld I do bout d 2women who dnt knw dia self?... Tnk u 4 takin d tym 2read bout my luv life.. I wuld reli appreciate d response

Well I dnt tink dis story is real cos doctors dnt reveal such a case 2 sum1 who isn't a relative.. Anyways, guy I feel 4u cos I hav fallen in2 dis "am stil a virgin" trap.. But wuld d lies and secret moves stop wen u accept dat? Guess u hav 2figure dis out on ur own dude..safe

Dnt tink dis location is naija oh...check d jeep packd nxt 2dem its not havin a nigerian plate numba

Ryt response is "how do u do" or "how do u do too"...dats hw its bin since I came 2dis world.. If u say "am fyn" or any response apart frm d previous ansa I gave den u totally wrong..

Culd sum1 pls tell him dat his country naija has bin freed frm ebola since....tnx

Aliens: hello bae hw much 4a nyt
Ashewo:10k plus taxes (20k)
Alien: k..my tin is long oh it myt reach ur brain
Ashewo: hope say u hold handkerchief cos I no want ur sweat 4my body wen I dey do nyt call wit my boyfrnd

Ah!! Jhybo lomo is my jam oh.. Abeg oh wat is ace hood buggatti doin dere? Song dat came out last 3years abi... Back dated old people

Is it jst me or is it dat dis gorvonos dota luks beautiful in an UGLY way?

olajorn:
guy what's going on your head? hope you are very ok...

ur d type my mum wuld use ur wannabe afro hair as a mob 2clean d restroom...am jst kiddin wit u nigga we cool

olajorn:
some people don't use the same time zone with you...

luk boy..its "nairaland"..everytin dat goes on here is "naija tym" cos u in it.. get it? Dats y I said eida u tak a walk 2togoland forum or wait till wens its 4 dads or u jst read comments and STHU(shutdhellup) or u go play ur supa mario or sumtin..read a mills and boom book and jerk ursef 2sleep

olajorn:
I answered the question,"what are you doing here?"

alryt gud..seems u figured dis 1 2...isn't it sum peoples bedtym?

olajorn:
I said my mum is Togolese...so my father falls from sky

nigga!! Read...its nigerian "mums" not "dads"

Foxyhoxy:
When u re d type that pees on bed at night...... u stop drinking water immediately it's 7pm and she will force u to pee out ur intestine("like oya go and pee b4 u do it on d bed" like 5times b4 bedtime... sweet mothers..

yea I rememba dat 1..wen sleepy she taks u 2d restroom unzips ur pants and nxt she maks dis 4ni noise (sssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss) den u find ursef pissin in ur sleep/dream..lol

olajorn:
Fvcking hilarious...my mum is a Togolese so she doesn't do all these

so y r u here? Dnt dey hav togoland forum?

Dis is 4ni...my mother? Guilty of 11 and 12 mostly...wen she beats u and beats u again to tell her tnk u...(Mummy tnk u 4beatin me)...

Hey guys..sori am kinda new to posting topics so this is my first nairaland topic am posting which I think I posted it @the wrong forum previously.. Well its not really a topic but kinda like a plea.. I got a job interview tomorrow @ibadan U.I conference centre precisely..and am currently living in lagos..its goin to be my first time in oyo state because I hvnt been there before and I know nobody either so am pleading to any nairalander reading this to help me with a place to stay tomorrow after my interview because I dnt think it wuld b safe for me heading back to lagos after my interview cos I wouldn't know when it(interview) would end..the interview is only for tomorrow, and I would be leaving lagos for ibadan and hopefully arrive ibadan before d interview time (9am)... Incase some of u got the text from "mcfash consulting" about the interview and u base or tryin to go to ibadan for d interview pls let me know...my numba 08130198667.. Dnt really know were to dump my topic so I thought here would be ok but am sure d mods could assist.. Tnx guys

Hey guys..sori am kinda new to posting topics so this is my first nairaland topic am posting.. Well its not really a topic but kinda like a plea.. I got a job interview tomorrow @ibadan U.I conference centre precisely..and am currently living in lagos..its goin to be my first time in oyo state because I hvnt been there before and I know nobody either so am pleading to any nairalander reading this to help me with a place to stay tomorrow after my interview because I dnt think it wuld b safe for me heading back to lagos after my interview cos I wouldn't know when it(interview) would end..the interview is only for tomorrow, and I would be leaving lagos for ibadan and hopefully arrive ibadan before d interview time (9am)... Incase some of u got the text from "mcfash consulting" about the interview and u base or tryin to go to ibadan for d interview pls let me know...my numba 08130198667.. Dnt really know were to dump my topic so I thought here would be ok but am sure d mods could assist.. Tnx guys

Jst cald harrysongz nw...skibii is still alive but currently @d hospital wia he's respondin 2treatment...so he aint dead.. Hapi 4him

Dnt tink d people takin d "selfie" wit him r youths.. Check am naw

Lol..dis is sum 4ni ish...so dis guy nw is formin ipad boy on his village street wen he doesn't knw dat dere is an APB on him nw.. Dis is sum COPS series I dnt wanna miss... #popcorn