Honestly I have been reading topics and comments, I found this so interesting. Op everything you wrote is true, my mum has exhibited these attributes. I wish she never change from being a nigerian mother. I love my mum so much.

Hahaha
Crazy list,I love it all especially 7,10,15&16 wow

olajorn:
I said my mum is Togolese...so my father falls from sky

Perhaps

olajorn:
I said my mum is Togolese...so my father falls from sky

nigga!! Read...its nigerian "mums" not "dads"

When she says "oh so you want to fight me abi" just because you tried to block her slaps/cane with your hand.


I miss her loads.

xclusivelyurs:
nigga!! Read...its nigerian "mums" not "dads"

I answered the question,"what are you doing here?"

amzee:
Please i need many LIKES for all the mum in d world.

Get some 'likes' here https://www.nairaland.com/1789389/comment-without-like-wins

Me: *Singing* Gbese re o, She just dey fire, Gbese re, Gbese re o.


Mum: Gbe enu soun!. Olorun o ni je ka rogun gbese.

[quote author=pendusky post=37030520]REALLY? HOW COME MY MUM NEVER DOES ANY OF THIS? DOES IT MEANS MY MUM IS NOT A NIGERIAN?
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from Alcatrazzzzzz

Mum:I'm talking to you and you keep quiet abi,ME:but........MUM:shut up I'm talking you are talkingm

Mum:I'm talking to you and you keep quiet abi,ME:but........MUM:shut up I'm talking you are talking.

chijudith:
my mum was always fond of number 8 i.e sleeping and watching tv at thesame time hmmm you dare not change the channel immediately u do she will wake up!!!!!!!! funny mothers

why is it so c'mon with our mums. I'l b in my room watching tv, she'l change it to amag. after endurin cos I no she'l sleep off, as soon as I say make I carry am go supersports, she go open eyes say make I leave am dere. and she'll still sleep off o.

olajorn:
I answered the question,"what are you doing here?"

alryt gud..seems u figured dis 1 2...isn't it sum peoples bedtym?

5,10,17 got me cracking

olajorn:
I answered the question,"what are you doing here?"

there will b a thread 4 dads. So if YoMama not naija kip offf

xclusivelyurs:
alryt gud..seems u figured dis 1 2...isn't it sum peoples bedtym?

some people don't use the same time zone with you...

You buy her chicken and chips,don't tell her the price,cos she'll tell you the money will cook soup that will last the family for one week.

IamEdwardRichard:


there will b a thread 4 dads. So if YoMama not naija kip offf

I don hear you

olu1759:
Mum:I'm talking to you and you keep quiet abi,ME:but........MUM:shut up I'm talking you are talking.

true true. Typical of our loves

I can't help it but I've to deviate from the norm.

I'll sleep late mid night after watching cartoons in the sitting room only for me to wake up in my bedroom, my mosquito net nicely fallen to wade off mosquitoes and my blanket wrapped all round me.
I'll just smile Cus It's mom's trademark.

I remember waking up on different times in middle of the night hearing her pray at my bedside that I often wonder then if she ever slept.


I can proudly say,I'd one of the best mothers ever.
I love you mum,I've never really agree to grow up since she left Cus I want her to come back and meet her little girl
I miss you mum RIP

Can relate.

olajorn:
some people don't use the same time zone with you...

luk boy..its "nairaland"..everytin dat goes on here is "naija tym" cos u in it.. get it? Dats y I said eida u tak a walk 2togoland forum or wait till wens its 4 dads or u jst read comments and STHU(shutdhellup) or u go play ur supa mario or sumtin..read a mills and boom book and jerk ursef 2sleep

The Irony of these is as if we are all raised by the same mother,they are our best critics yet our best teacher.

RIP mum, you would always be the best. Its been just a year since you left us and we r having a hard time with dad......... Sleep on my gallant soldier.

when u fail jamb..even to cut bread sef will be a problem,she'll say u are making noise ohh..

bigerboy200:
when u fail jamb..even to cut bread sef will be a problem,she'll say u are making noise ohh..

true talk,there is nothing u will know how to do,that when they will know u don't know how to walk,eat,sleep etc,just because one failed.

Nothing is lost in the house until my mom can't find it.heaven will know.

xclusivelyurs:
luk boy..its "nairaland"..everytin dat goes on here is "naija tym" cos u in it.. get it? Dats y I said eida u tak a walk 2togoland forum or wait till wens its 4 dads or u jst read comments and STHU(shutdhellup) or u go play ur supa mario or sumtin..read a mills and boom book and jerk ursef 2sleep

guy what's going on your head? hope you are very ok...

Shoutout to my mummy. You're a typical Nigerian woman.

olu1759:
When she turns a simple family devotion prayer before bed into a night long revival service.

hahahahaha .. My mum sabi prolong night prayers too. If u sleep na wahala.

Jaynec:
hahahahaha .. My mum sabi prolong night prayers too. If u sleep na wahala.

lol,that's when you start saying amen that doesn't correspond to any prayer point.

olu1759:
You buy her chicken and chips,don't tell her the price,cos she'll tell you the money will cook soup that will last the family for one week.

Lolllzzzzz.. so true. The day I bought a Tara powder for 3k, I forget the price was on the pack. Mum saw it, she practically went white with rage. I didn't dare ask for money for almost a year