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Sexytemi:
Have been dating this guy for the past five year, we'av never fight or break up within those five years, I believed in his love even after moving to abuja and he was in lag, I could bet on is love with my life, because of him I told other guys off, recently we were to go to his sis wedding which I had prepared for, then a week to the wedding he stopped picking his calls that were from me, till the wedding day, i called his sis and asked her if he was @ the wedding and she said yes, I cried cos of the pains, when I told my friends, they were like I should forget him cos he's cheating on me, I refused to accept that logic and still believe he was not cheating on me, then Thursday this week, he told me on whatsapp how he has been having sex with a lady, and when I got angry, he started blaming and even stopped to reply my massages and am like who's suppose to be angry here, him or I?, that is why am here to ask if I should just let him go?.

you are telling a one sided story

Its alright.

Life is beautiful

What a case

Be ready for marriage

R

Be optimistic

Bizarre

Klepty men, oh I mean clergy men.

OwerriChairman:
. You are a complete compound fooool. Before you insult our local languages from which we get our local names, do well to insult your father's left ball. Heedeeiiiioooottt !!!!

I'm not surprised, you are a typical nigerian. Thats how your people behave, you are always ranting.

What is wike? It sounds funny. Is it a noun? Weak or WICKEd - How is it pronounced? Nigerians do bear a lot of funny and wierd names. Ebele, orubebe, akpabio, wike, diezani, iweala, tinubu - whats the meaning of all these?

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Nature8:
Once upon a time there was this naija girl who had four magas.

She loved the 4th maga the most and adorned him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of punany delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.

She also loved the 3rd maga very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another kitty kat.

She also loved her 2nd mugu. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times.

The hoe's 1st maga was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she did not love the first maga. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him.

One day, the punany fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four mugus with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.

Thus, she asked the 4th, I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No way!', replied the 4th mag, and he walked away without another word.

His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.

The sad girl then asked the 3rd, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'No!', replied the maga. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!'

Her heart sank and turned cold.

She then asked the 2nd, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?'

'I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.'

His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.

Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go.'

The hoe looked up, and there was her first real maga^2. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.

Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!'


Thought for the day: Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees, that's when you come to your senses.

This is what i expected to read when i initially opened the link from fp.
I dedicate this to all naija girls cause this is only what they are good at. This is their area of specialisation - Flirting, extracting and keeping their long list of boyfriends (mofos and magas) even after marriage.

cc: Twacy
IamYhudii
Mariojane
MzNelly
dabrats
itops
Justfollowit
freecocoa
mhizZK
beautiano27omo
(I'll keep updating the cc)

Marijuana was the only weed that survived in the wilderness. It is a Holy Weed.

Folakeme:

I knew nigerians are senseless people, but i never knew they were this dumb.

missbehave247:
[b]...Edo state
governor Godswill Akpabio had submitted the form before he was sworn in, his aide provided.

...

akpabio is not edo state governor.

voltron:
For making such asseveration, I forthwith acquiesce in the intellection that you are reminiscent of a cataclysmic expression of ataxia, exhibiting mannerisms of an analeptic scatterbrain with the calamitous (and indeed pernicious and lamentable) lineament of severe beggary and paucity of colloquial kinesthesia. In short.. you are a practising imbecilic cockamamie

I can see you are very confused imbec!le, I dont have time for mere classles soliloquish paramobs of your type, your life is so ironical. Never disrespect the Great Oba of Benin, He is not your type.

voltron:
That Hair Style is made for peeps with a receding hair-line like Benin Obas

Dont say that

I dont see any spiritual connection with this kind of problem. The girl is like majority of nigerian girls, they have nothing to offer in a relationship, they are parasitical. The only thing they know is how to cheat, maga and bankrupt their fleet of guys.

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This is bad

Holyfield1:
You are mad!!....Typing rubbish and calling that grammars......Patrick Obahiagbon is ur role model abi?

I cant descend so low to your extent, you are just an unlearned abusive and arrant asarian sapien with a malontised and mal-nourished sense of disambiguation.

As i previously said.

This is quad and quadaic.

Who tithes the payee?

Nice one.

I wonder

I wonder