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I'd launch a nuclear warhead on her! Pronto!

Wel these guys oper8 on a new level. They've gone beyond mere psyching. They nw use drugs as wel as black magic. A frnd told me he was on his way home one nite and felt thirsty. So he decided 2buy 'pure water'(comercialy packaged water in plastic sachets) frm street mobile hawkers. And in another 10mins, after takin d 'purewater', he was completely lost to d world;under som sort of hypnosis. I use d word hypnosis coz he was completely unconcious,yet he found his way home al by himself abt 48hrs later,lookin tatterd n dirty. He obviously walkd! How he cud evn figure his way home remains a mystery. Or how he didnt get run ovr by a car or somthng. He walkd and talkd lyk a zombie. He cud relate wit his environs witout being concious of it! Sounds al contradictory bt twas realy crazy! In dat state he'd obey WATEVR instruction u giv 2him WITOUT being concious of it! He'd answr questions accurately, bt jst keep mute when u askd anythng abt his assailants or sequence of events jst after he bought 'purewater'. Twas lyk he had a brain block. Or some kinda 'programming'. He cud evn crack jokes and respond 2humor! Bt his walk and talk had a funny drawl to it,in a zombie lyk manner.I saw it wit my own very eyes. These theives searchd him frm head to toe, took al his money,id cards, ATM cards, fones, etc. Days later he found his bank accounts had been cleared out! I guess in dat state of hypnosis they askd for al his ATM pin codes and passwords, And he gav!
These ppl wil do anythng, go any length, to get wat they want. Realy wierd,

atorise or yinka ayefele? None!

My man faze, u deserve it al d way! We go wash am o!

My man faze, u deserve it al d way! We go wash am o!

Saint Obi! Oh gosh! I can assasinate dat guy for free!

Mode 9! On any frontier! Errr except d pepper levos of course,

How we go take knw which one be peter and which one be paul?

1 milla 2dine wit Ini? 4how many years?



Ahn Ahn? Unto what?

Wat a question to ask!!! Its B.E.Y.O.N.C.E. K.N.O.W.L.E.S. anyday, anytime!

Little wnder why u r 'sikiru'.

Chidi na wacko. Ppl wey knw wetin's up go evaly pick yemi blaq. Ppl wey pick chidi, (na u talk am o!)

Wel im nt particularly a homevideo freak. Bt i cn tel u dis mch: 2face sticks, desmond isnt particularly exceptional, bt definitely betr dan mr 2face stinker. And dis 1goes to trendy: aki &paw paw are excellent actors. Jst hapns dat they alwys end up in d wrngest of movies!

@timadel: booorinnggg!!!

Yo sis! Welcome 2da hood!

Abegi! If we no wear una go say we 'primitive'. Nw we wear, una say we 'wan belong'. Ahn ahn? Ppl, hm for do na? Truly sha, shades in d dark get as e be ooo!

Ewo! Guys, dis babe don fall we hand ooo! She talk am say we no dey respect matrimony. Ngbo? Na true?

Drop it oscar. Boring.

Real silly game.

Real silly game.

I thnk allowing her go 2dat party is dependent on her person &wat u thnk she's capable of. If she's d adventurous type, then i dnt thnk u shld allow her go. Bt u could as wel let her go, provided she is to com bak early and no alcohol, amongst a whole lots of other thngs. About her having boyfriends, Man she's 17yrs old. Let her be. Because anyways, if u push her up against d wal, she go do am behind ur back ooo! And na dat wan worse pas! Lyk our frnd sed earlier, get her 2b ur frnd, such dat she can tel u ANYTHNG, WITHOUT FEAR of HARSH rubuke. Dat way she'l evn tel u abt al her boyfrnds and d prospective ones too. And its nt 4u 2start giving sanctions immediately she tels u smthng out of d norm. Start gettn used 2d fact dat someday, she'l become a ful grown woman, (like it or not), get to knw wat it means 2hav sex, find love, and somday a young handsome man wil steal her away in matrimony. Man take it easy ooo!

My own na goat, Oh, sorry. I actualy wntd 2say capricon. Yele Owoturo, is da name, born 28th Dec. Kinda fresh on nairaland,

I'l go wit olanajim. Most definitely lagos. Early december. Late december is usualy too busy. And most definitely interactive.

@olanajim
yeah u cn say dat agen, Blacklisted.

@olanajim
pls say smthng dat is void of bias.

But d babe is sayn the truth now, Jst thnk abt it: is d average nigerian without an element of corruption? 4where?! Its dat bad. And until we begin 2do smthng abt it, Wel, it luks lyk we myt hav2start gettn comfortable wit d new identity!(acording 2 oprah)

But d babe is sayn the truth now, Jst thnk abt it: is d average nigerian without an element of corruption? 4where?! Its dat bad. And until we begin 2do smthng abt it, Wel, it luks lyk we myt hav2start gettn comfortable wit d new identity!(acording 2 oprah)

But d babe is sayn the truth now, Jst thnk abt it: is d average nigerian without an element of corruption? 4where?! Its dat bad. And until we begin 2do smthng abt it, Wel, it luks lyk we myt hav2start gettn comfortable wit d new identity!(acording 2 oprah)