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REMARKJAMB2016 |
constructive. |
many people have this guys face as their screensaver. even some posters for church u mean to tell me say this no b Jesus |
I think u have a point. |
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I heard its AAU ![]() |
end time school |
were the sisha ![]() |
how many state university for one state ... and very soon auchi would/may also be converted to federal uni |
yea...this is a correct and legit news. Arranged properly. Thanks op. oya... cc:lalasticlala , seun , fynestboi , richiez mynd44. #RemarkJamb2016. |
#RemarkJamb2016. |
#RemarkJamb2016 |
if I tell u I understand wetin u write ehn. ......I will b lie Mohamed ![]() bhu all I no is.... #RemarkJamb2016. |
well done .God will reward and guide u all. |
this is no compensation. a remark would do. misleading topic.I taught they had reduced it sef.I no even no say na ur suggestions. |
bro ..I feel your pain but the problem is general. Stop saying "art" even the sciences and social sciences are in this JAMB mess. We are rioting already. We ain't rioting for only science but for everyone. Let's see what will happen soon. However, sacking Dibu won't change anything. last years exam was cool .But this year was a mess .its not his fault. we are only asking for a remark. #RemarkJamb2016. |
doesn't a real black man that has decided to cheat frm cheating. ![]() in the 9th picture the teacher just dey waste time. I see two gals discussing already. |
so how does this increase the JAMB scores of guru who were scored low...? they should tell us the problem.... why the poor marking? why the low scores everywhere? this guy has said nothing abeg protest continues #RemarkJamb2016. |
loll .counter head |
snake trend ?? common we all no were this is going.... |
this politrickcians dem....here's a joke for them A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?'' St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'' ''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?'' ''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'' ''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?'' St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'' ''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man. St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans." |
[quote author=SpotlezDonald25 post=43759903][/quote]loll...no b my joke O...Naija politrickcians |
here's a story of lie Mohamed and co.. ![]() A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ''Why all the clocks?'' St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'' ''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?'' ''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'' ''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?'' St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'' ''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man. St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans." ![]() ![]() |
nice write up. I must commend your use of English. with the way people are complaining its obvious JAMB did some sh¡t of ,of which they muss come and clarify. #RemarkJamb2016. |
A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has
ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only
two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the
Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as
ceiling fans." ![]() |
were d pic |
A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?'' St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'' ''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?'' ''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'' ''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?'' St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'' ''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man. St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as ceiling fans." ![]() ![]() |
A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has
ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only
two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the
Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as
ceiling fans." ![]() ![]() |
A man died and went to for judgement. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, ''Why all the clocks?''
St. Peter answered, ''Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has
ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock move.''
''Oh'', said the man. ''Whose clock is that?''
''That's Mother Teresa's.'' replied St. Peter. ''The hands have
never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.''
''Incredible!'', said the man. ''And whose clock is that one?''
St. Peter responded, ''That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The
hands have moved Twice, telling us that Abraham told only
two lies in his entire life.''
''Where are the clocks of the Nigerian public office holders AND the
Nigerian PRESIDENT?'' asked the man.
St Peter replied, "They are in the office. We're using them as
ceiling fans." |
WARRI OF ALL PLACES |
it's not gonno b easy but I can. after that I would use d money buy all the phones and big TV. |
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