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Romance / Re: Okay I Want To Beg. I Have No Shame Please Help Me by Xenry: 11:49am
Okay, I just blessed you with 600k wink
Romance / Re: Help... An Official Complain by Xenry: 11:37am
God damnit
Romance / Re: My First Sex With A Girl by Xenry: 11:10am
Copycats, copying any copyable material on the internet! sad
Education / Re: Cheapest Way To Send Money Abroad by Xenry: 11:08am
Romance / Re: Is This Pregnancy For Me? by Xenry: 11:06am
This is what some girls use to do. Once they cheat on you with a poor skinny dude with big D, they would urge you to fvck them raw (some guys usually posts about how their Gf's want them to cum in her, that's just an example), some girls are becoming wicked these days.
@Op, you better go for DNA test, because a hairy skinny guy with big D just fvcked that girl of yours about 13 weeks ago. sad Your are lucky that the fetus' age is known. tongue

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Phones / Re: I Need Xiaomi Max 2 Touchpard by Xenry: 11:01am
Raymondj0:
lol abeg don't chase serious helpers out of the thread o
Lol, no vex. Na just cruise. I'm out. wink
Phones / Re: I Need Xiaomi Max 2 Touchpard by Xenry: 11:01am
Model404:
600k For What Na.
Isn't It Better He Uses The Money To Buy Samsung S21 ultra then Change will Remain
Na hustling ooo grin. #Nojoy wink
Phones / Re: I Need Xiaomi Max 2 Touchpard by Xenry: 10:59am
Model404:
600k For What Na.
Isn't It Better He Uses The Money To Buy Samsung S21 ultra then Change will Remain
Okay let's bargain and do the business sharp sharp ;(. How about 595k cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Pregnancy For Me? by Xenry: 10:57am
Move this post to Romance section! This section is dry.
Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 10:55am
Another moniker dropped dead recently! cry
It's @Víctórian, damn! cry
Romance / Re: Where Are The Gaming Addicts Here by Xenry: 10:49am
#TheOldDays
Forum Games / Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Xenry: 10:48am
Mastakija:
why will my wife blame me of saving her instead of d money

Lyk wtf!
You don't know 9ja women again? They love money pass their lives! grin
Phones / Re: I Need Xiaomi Max 2 Touchpard by Xenry: 10:47am
Are you with 600k? Let's do the business. wink
Forum Games / Re: 1. . . . . .999,998 999,999 1,000,000. Who Will Write 1? by Xenry: 10:31am
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Romance / Re: Once I Have Sex With A Girl, I Don't Care Who She Has Sex With Next. by Xenry: 10:27am
Continue, who knows whether you have murdered a Nigerian version of Elon Musk through excessive Fornication. sad
Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 10:02am
JOACHINpedro:
I was here by mistake but the cruise caught up with me embarassed
But being good pays, never forget to make the world a better place.
#Jp cares
Yeah, that's good, and also try build an image of yourself that history cannot ignore. wink

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Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 9:08am
SmellySperm:
dear new generation! incase y'all come across my comments, Monika, threads or mentions here, just know a real niqqa like me once existed, know i was here for cruzz

#peace
#BornSinner
Time for repentance, huh? grin

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Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 8:55am
onlyfacts:
It requires huge data centres to store online information, including that of nairaland. Hard copy documents is the cheapest way to store information for long term. In the next 150 years most of our content available now that arent relevant in the future would have been deleted. No body is going to pay billions of dollars to build extensive data centres to store worthless comments on the internet.
Well, you ain't sure about it. So they are gonna delete my data on google drive? Lol. What if I have a dairy here on Nairaland, they will delete it too? The thing is that nobody will have the time of sorting out worthless comments from good ones so that they could delete it. Why would they delete something that may be useless to the poster's family? We paid for all these—to upload comments/posts and data to the internet (our mobile data is like the coin used for the payment.) So they better not mess with my money wink. The internet is a safe place to store data, and their storage never runs out (it's a paid service).

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Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 8:29am
banjicom:

OMG!!
Do you mean Victorian is dead or something?
Well, I don't know, I think they created a thread on that, you can go check it out.
Romance / Re: The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 8:16am
Or maybe one day they(the dead) will gonna notify us about how the underworld looks/feels like(through social media), perhaps we can build a company there, or the elon's company, TBC, will make a hole into the underworld, and we would eventually become one world again.wink Or maybe I'm thinking crazy, lol. cheesy

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Romance / The Internet (including Nairaland) Will Soon Be Filled With Dead People. (PICS) by Xenry: 8:16am
The internet will soon be filled with dead people, Nairaland alone has already be filled with lots of dead people—someone like dúkeprince50, and many others, who you may see their comments and posts when you view the past posts, but no matter how much you mention or reply them, they ain't gonna see it or reply back.
About 150 years from now, almost everyone alive on the planet now will be dead, and our whole information/data/posts stored on the internet (Nairaland, facebook, twitter...) will be owned by dead people. Now that's creepy. lipsrsealed
The funny thing is that you may never know which post was the person's last post/comments, and you will never know when s/he is commenting or posting it. I mean, this may be my last post or comment, but you won't know, and you may later mention me, expect a reply, and later feel bad because I didn't replied—not knowing that I may even have died, lol. What if I'm to reply, it will even be more creepy because you would then be communicating with the dead. tongue
There are lots of deactivated and rejected monikers on Nairaland, and most of them are owned by dead people. Also, one day, our own accounts/data will be owned by the dead, too.
Well, that sad thing is that, the future kids will see how their forefathers were playing like kids on Nairaland, Simping, commenting about nigerian girls being Useless, and posting about sex— day-in and day-out.
Well, if you, future generation kids happened to come across or use Nairaland, just know that I was here for fun, that's all wink. And also, not all your forefathers (the ones living now) usually gets A's or come first in all their papers, no, that's a lie, don't believe it when you hear it shocked.
(Please ignore typos wink)

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Romance / Re: Why Did You And Your Ex Breakup? by Xenry: 7:20am
Share yours first, lead by example ✌️
Romance / Re: She Would Start Laughing Whenever She Wants To Cum, How Is That Possible? by Xenry: 6:20am


Forum Games / Re: Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Xenry: 9:27pm On Feb 24
Let's think about it for a second!
1.If you save the money, they would acuse you of using your family for money ritual.
2.If you save the wife, then she go blame you for not saving the money (especially if she's a 9ja woman.)
3.If you save your mother, then you would become childless, sexless and cashless. sad
4.If you save the daughter, then you would regret not saving the money if she eventually becomes a hoe or get married to a poor man.
So, finally, no way!

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Forum Games / Wife, Mother, Daughter, $10M: Who Would You Save First? by Xenry: 9:25pm On Feb 24
‏Among These Four, Which One Would You Choose? And Why

Which one would you choose, and why?
My own choice is below!wink

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Romance / Re: Let's Be Sincere! Who 0R What Would You Save First? by Xenry: 9:04pm On Feb 24
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Romance / Re: She Would Start Laughing Whenever She Wants To Cum, How Is That Possible? by Xenry: 8:59pm On Feb 24
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Romance / Re: She Would Start Laughing Whenever She Wants To Cum, How Is That Possible? by Xenry: 7:10pm On Feb 24
DSC7:
Ogbeni ur gf na comfam ogbanje......


Las Las she don get u........
Not me abeg. cheesy
Romance / Re: She Would Start Laughing Whenever She Wants To Cum, How Is That Possible? by Xenry: 6:44pm On Feb 24
DSC7:
E sure fr me say na u b dat ur friend......


Go bath for seven Rivers inside thick forest......
Lol, me wey girls matter no dey enter head, these days? Hmmm, u never start sef! grin
Romance / Re: She Would Start Laughing Whenever She Wants To Cum, How Is That Possible? by Xenry: 5:50pm On Feb 24
BigBellyBurst:

Am just imagining it...

Am smashing my girl and instead of moaning with her eyes glazed, she's laughing.

Creepy.
grin grin Aswear. We were laughing like babies yesterday! grin
Romance / Re: How My Igbo Boyfriend Propose To Me. (tribes Are Weird) by Xenry: 5:48pm On Feb 24
That's how we roll. No public drama, no romantic crying, no kneeing down. Just do your thing, if she rejects it then collect your ring and go. wink
Imagine kneeing down to beg a girl who have been fvcked and unfvcked by lots of niggars to accept the ring that I bought with my hard-earned money, damn! It svcks. sad

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