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Romance / Re: Dark Humor Thread! (2) (3) (4) ... (232) (233) (234) by Xenry: 9:18am On Nov 08, 2022
Which one is your favorite? Drop yours!
Romance / Dark Humor Thread! (2) (3) (4) ... (232) (233) (234) by Xenry: 8:56am On Nov 08, 2022
White man to a black man:
"You look like under the bed. When God said 'let there be light', where you out of town?"
Her: Be careful, this is my first time.
Him: What? Am I an orphan?
Crippled boy: My classmates bully me a lot and I feel bad about it.
Me: You know, sometimes you gotta stand up for yourself.

Doctor: So, you will have to take these pills each per day for the rest of your life.
Patient: But there are only three pills.
Doctor: Exactly!
Got a street girl pregnant so she can have something in her stomach.
She didn't want anything to do with me because I work at the mortuary. She later had an accident. I guess she was dying to see me.
Broke up with my blind girlfriend because she said she doesn't see a future with me.

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Being a sniper is awesome.
Romance / What is wrong with iPhone users? (pictures) by Xenry: 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2022
I have noticed two common behaviors that exhibit among iPhone users. Why is it that they don't like to change their default ring tones?

Another question is why don't they like to put the God d*nm phones in their pockets? angry

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Romance / Re: Florida Couple Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven. (Picture) by Xenry: 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2022
rusher14:
But this isn't new na.

I bought 2 tickets sef.

Return flight.

grin
grin grin

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Romance / Florida Couple Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven. (Picture) by Xenry: 10:04pm On Aug 17, 2022
Like seriously?
His wife said they just wanted to leave Earth to go and do drugs in space!
What's wrong with Floridians? grin

Romance / Re: I don fvck for this life sha by Xenry: 9:58pm On Aug 17, 2022
LoL.
By God's grace, na only virgin I go marry.
I no wan settle with another man's leftover.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Xenry: 1:40pm On Jun 19, 2022
Okay, we don hear. Now, rest.

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Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:46pm On Apr 12, 2022
advanceDNA:



Ddnt You read the acts of the apostles? how the church fellowship era began.?? brethren gathered together to pray and share the word, and also helped the needy among them

when the apostles addressed this topic they clearly emphasized the need for fellowship... Saying brethren need to pray together for the advancement of the gospel, lift each other up or correct each when they fall ...they even specifically mentioned not to avoid the fellowship..

This is basic stuff naaa..I don’t understand why your are looking for justification not to fellowship or pray with other members of your faith....

If you have issues with the current church system...that’s fine...a lot of people do... some people don’t go to church becos many churches are too carnally or money focused or unspiritual... but asking if the Bible said it just to justify not going ...me I don’t get you ooo
Thanks for this comment. I really appreciate it.
Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2022
SamHugo07:
not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
Hebrews 10:25 KJV


Now the above scripture addresses certain important issues.
1. The church is the assembly of God's people, not a building. So for instance if God's people decide to meet in a stadium or a shop, that gathering is called "Church". This assembly is what the writer of the book of Hebrews advised us not to forsake. We all know how important company is. To grow, you must associate with the right people as often as possible.

2. There are some who have a habit of not gathering with the people of God. We must avoid such habit.

Kindly consider these words and may the Lord bring in more light.
This is quite an insightful input.
Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:14pm On Apr 12, 2022
advanceDNA:


You nor get bible again abi?? U not fit check am by yourself??
If you no wan go church, stay your house...
This one wey u dey look for justification na story...

Adultery and sexual immorality wey Bible clearly talked about... una dey do am steady....

ordinary to fellowship with other members of your faith....una come dey ask for justification.

The people who commit séxual immorality know themselves. Of course, the bible clearly condemn it. But does the bible say anything about NOT going to church. Tell me if it is written in the scripture; I want to know.
Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2022
Felimax:
Well, it may not be compulsory but as a Catholic breaking of bread is a must, in fact, that is the fulcrum of Catholic Christianity and it's mandatory at least once a year.

A week without the Liturgies my life will be almost shattered. I don't joke with the Mass.
My point anyway.
Well, that is your point, it's well appreciated. But I am more interested in a Bible Verse that said christians have to attend church.

You are talking about the breaking of bread in the bible, not going to church.

There are churches that doesn't even break breads. So, that is a different topic.
Religion / Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 2:54pm On Apr 12, 2022
Now, I have an important question: does the bible Say christians have to attend church?

People have made it look like if you don't go to church, you are not a christian, you don't appreciate God's love, and you are not keeping the sabbath day holy.

But christianity is all about relationship with God, guilded and perfected by his Word; which is the scripture. The bible is a guild for living the christian life. Whatever or whoever that does not stand with the Word of God, stands against it.

For me, not going to church does not stand against the scripture, because I haven't read it in the bible that christians must to attend to church.

Though it is good to come together and hear the Word of God from a man of God, but the Bible doesn't say we MUST attend church. If it did say that, then please tell me where.

Nowhere does scripture mandate one’s attendance at church as a condition of salvation.

For me, you can keep the sabbath day holy by respecting that day, reading the Word of God, praying, seeking God's face, doing good deeds, etc...

This thread doesn't stand against going to church. I just want to know whether or not the bible truly say christian have to attend to church.

I need your input in the comment section below with scripture quotations as backup.


Thanks.

Lalasticlala, please consider pushing this thread to the front page.
Crime / Re: Okada Rider Stabs Man To Death In Lagos (Photo) by Xenry: 7:05am On Apr 05, 2022
This is why I always mind my business. Sane people in this country are very few. Being one of them, I always do whatever it requires to keep my sanity in check!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:30pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

How about you keep mute kiddo.. cheesy
How about you accept your pain and move on?
I won't reply you again.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:19pm On Apr 04, 2022
Kellzzyy:
Nigerian girls are mostly stupid and without brains.
Just imagine how that dolt murdered her dad.
The thing weak me oo! undecided

Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:16pm On Apr 04, 2022
blazingblender:
Jeez
Mehn girls can go extra miles for guys ooh
Well love makes you do crazy things
I remember back then in secondary school I promisd my then lover that I will find her and marry her
Lol I still laugh whenever I read my diary
Cus the cunt ditched me for some dude she met in her street
Oh men that was the first time I cried over a woman
Shit the thing pain me ehhhh
I no go lie
Now am heartless
I was surprised when I read the tweet! Well, not only is love blind but it's also foolish.

Lol, yours is funny though, but you were inexperienced then, we've all been there before.

The first relationship always make people crazy over their partners and they just can't stop promising heaven and earth.

However, relationship that starts in secondary school ends there. Even relationship in the university is hard to keep, not to talk of the sec sch own grin.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:04pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
That thing you read in the picture never happened..don't sweat it aiit..
Because the person behind the post was your gender, you said it never happened? It's obvious you are pained. But your pains won't cover the truth. Just admit it; you don't want it to be true, but it is, and there's nothing you can do about it. So suck it up!

Romance / What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2022
I just can't believe what I read in the picture below angry.
What is the craziness/weirdest thing that you have done for love and later regret doing?
Share your story.

Education / Re: Obafemi Awolowo University (OAU) Closes Down by Xenry: 9:06pm On Mar 26, 2022
They better close all the universities perpetually, because even after graduating, there's no job. It's POS, Keke riding, etc., that most of the graduates had been into.

Nigeria has failed as a country.
Even our president is a mumu man - a complete embarrassment to Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: I Was 24hours-banned For A Stupid Reason by Xenry: 9:37pm On Mar 24, 2022
There are some words that will get you auto-banned for 24hrs once posted on Nairaland.
Romance / Re: The real quote is, "What the devil can do, a woman can do better." by Xenry: 7:37pm On Mar 24, 2022

Romance / Re: Has Giving Someone A Gift Landed You In Trouble Before? Share Your Story! by Xenry: 7:34pm On Mar 24, 2022
helinues:


That one self good. Meaning make those who dey give BJ can easily be drinking urine as water while those who be mechanic for kuku dey make shit their favourite meal

Romance / Re: Has Giving Someone A Gift Landed You In Trouble Before? Share Your Story! by Xenry: 7:31pm On Mar 24, 2022
Hisbah21:


is that the only gift ur brain can think about?
Then what gift is it, since your brain can think of different gifts?
Romance / Re: Has Giving Someone A Gift Landed You In Trouble Before? Share Your Story! by Xenry: 7:27pm On Mar 24, 2022
Hisbah21:
yes i once gave my friend sister a gift during on sallah celebration.. Her mother start treating me like her in-law..
Hope it's not a 9-months gift. wink
Romance / Re: Has Giving Someone A Gift Landed You In Trouble Before? Share Your Story! by Xenry: 7:25pm On Mar 24, 2022
helinues:
So 3sum na gift...

Chinekemooo, wonders don shellac
So you don't know? Lol.
Giving gifts get levels oo!

Romance / Has Giving Someone A Gift Landed You In Trouble Before? Share Your Story! by Xenry: 7:19pm On Mar 24, 2022
Has giving someone a gift landed you in trouble before? Share your story!
According to a lady on Twitter, her friend got pregnant for her boyfriend after they offered him a birthday gift together. Her tweet:

Q1. My friend & I gave my boyfriend a 3sum for his bday. He climaxed with her, and she's pregnant. I've paid for abortions 2x but she keeps skipping ays the appointments. He says he doesn't believe in abortion. He was SUPPOSED to wear a condom with her. I'm devastated. Help #SBCCHAT
Let's hear your own story. I don't have one smiley.

Romance / Re: Try To Make At Least One Person, Signatory To Your Bank Savings !!! by Xenry: 7:12pm On Mar 24, 2022
Write a will. Case closed.
Romance / Re: The real quote is, "What the devil can do, a woman can do better." by Xenry: 6:57pm On Mar 24, 2022
Fmlao:
Na women spoke with satan face to face and we don't know wetin dem discuss apart.

Abi u think devil is so daft to only talk about 'Fruit' issue?
The last line though... Maybe they discussed about "wickedness" with the devil too. 'Cause that gender na something else.

Health / Re: Male Contraceptive Nears Completion by Xenry: 6:49pm On Mar 24, 2022
E fit block STDS like HIV/AIDS?


Bruh, it ain't worth the risk. Avoid going in raw... Before your girl go hook you up with pregnancy wey one werey boy go give am.

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Presides Over FEC Meeting (Photos) by Xenry: 12:24pm On Mar 23, 2022
What the devil can do, Buhari can do better.

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Romance / Re: Ridiculous Misconception And Assumptions About Men by Xenry: 12:20pm On Mar 23, 2022
The real quote is, "What the devil can do, a woman can do better."

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