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Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 9:43am On Dec 24, 2022
wisdomkid:
It's always good to know your enemies and differentiate them from friends too. grin shocked grin grin grin grin

Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 9:39am On Dec 24, 2022
imagrg:
It's sweeter when you apply it and use it to knack kpekus. The Cummings ehn, na die!
Try it and thank me later. grin
You wan kill person daughter? abeg I no follow for that one oo!
Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 9:36am On Dec 24, 2022
dontrulee:
I have tried a lot of crazy things when I was younger!

I have used aboniki, Chinese balm, Robb, damatol and even this cream called neurogesuc. The worse is neurogesuc followed by aboniki, followed by the others.

The pepperishness is out of this world, I can assure you that you'll dance and speak in tongues. I have always had a very high pain tolerance evidenced by the multiple injuries and fractures I had growing up but when I tried aboniki and neurogesics, I danced and cried and swore never to allow it touch my "thing" again. It was more pepperish than pepper for I have tried pepper also. grin grin
Wait, you actually tried it? Damn! That would have been crazy.
I wonder the kinda wanton chemicals that was used to produce that Aboniki Balm. I rubbed it on my body yesterday and it nearly drove me crazy. That shii was really effective!

Looking forward to 'dancing and speaking in tongues' when I eventually use it for soapy.
Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 9:30am On Dec 24, 2022
Illegal1:
I jst dey laff ever since i saw the pix and imagine the out cum of the scenero...

bt to be sincere,if u use dis cream 4 soapy,the tin swt pass honey plus sugar....

try it and thank me later...
I'll give you feedback when I try it. It has just been tempting. I've read lots of positive reviews on it from you guys. It's gonna be a memorable experience! OH YEA!!!
Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 9:27am On Dec 24, 2022
Borntosmoke:
Have you finish your assignment you this boy?? U never finish d binary operation wey dey ur front u dey think of soapy. To beat you with bitter leaf stick they hungry me.
Come help me finish am na .
Besides, it's not binary operation, it's Continuous Functions. And it wasn't an assignment; just a background cover for the soapy cream. Now, come and beat me .
Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 9:24am On Dec 24, 2022
dontrulee:
I'm more interested in the textbook on which the cream was placed.
Is that a further maths textbook?
Nope. It's Calculus and Coordinate Geometry textbook.
The topic from where the picture was taken is Continuous Functions.
Below is a clear picture of the page.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Check GLO Berekete And Yakata Bonus Airtime Balance? by Xenry: 4:27pm On Dec 23, 2022
Justus180:
*230*1#
Thanks man! I appreciate the help.
Romance / Re: Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 3:18pm On Dec 23, 2022
my madam:
Your neighbour is right 100% undecided
I thought as much! cool

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Romance / Should I Try This? My neighbor said it would be fun. (18+ Pictures) by Xenry: 2:58pm On Dec 23, 2022
I'm thinking of going soapy with this cream. My neighbor said that the pleasure it gives is legendary. What do u think?

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Romance / How Can I Check GLO Berekete And Yakata Bonus Airtime Balance? by Xenry: 6:31pm On Dec 21, 2022
Good evening everyone! Please how can I check GLO berekete and yakata bonuses respectively? What's the USSD that I can use for it?
Romance / Re: "Don't Text Me Only When You Need Money?" (picture) by Xenry: 10:55am On Dec 09, 2022
Israeldan1:
Even tho you don't chat all the time

At least check up on the person sometimes

Not only when u need money you now text the person

Even if u text the person no day fine
U can console the person with understanding
No b everything money be
Words alone can cure som1 from depression not money


BOD day correct jarre
I hate that shit...
You're on point.

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Romance / "Don't Text Me Only When You Need Money?" (picture) by Xenry: 8:12am On Dec 07, 2022
"Don't text me only when you need money?"
Some people use to say this a lot, but does it really matter?
Do one need to text someone often just because they might need their help later?
If you text them too much, it becomes boring and they might even stop replying at a point, snub, mute, or archive your chat.
If you decide to be texting them, what if you don't get any matter or run out of ideas of discussion? Will you just be asking them how they are doing everytime when you are not a doctor? What if they reply they aren't good after you asked them how they are, will you be able to help financially, or will you just wish them well and walk away, what good does it do?
If you believe that one should text someone often because of possible future favor, how should it be done so as not to OVERDO and make it boring?

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Romance / If You Understand This Picture, Then Heaven Is Not For You! (picture) by Xenry: 8:07am On Nov 19, 2022
If you understand this picture, then heaven is not for you!
Do you understand it, Or are you innocent? grin

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Romance / What Is Something That Once You Start, You Can Not Stop It? by Xenry: 7:24pm On Nov 13, 2022
What is something that once you start, you can not stop it?
Romance / Re: Dark Humor Thread! (2) (3) (4) ... (232) (233) (234) by Xenry: 9:18am On Nov 08, 2022
Which one is your favorite? Drop yours!
Romance / Dark Humor Thread! (2) (3) (4) ... (232) (233) (234) by Xenry: 8:56am On Nov 08, 2022
White man to a black man:
"You look like under the bed. When God said 'let there be light', where you out of town?"
Her: Be careful, this is my first time.
Him: What? Am I an orphan?
Crippled boy: My classmates bully me a lot and I feel bad about it.
Me: You know, sometimes you gotta stand up for yourself.

Doctor: So, you will have to take these pills each per day for the rest of your life.
Patient: But there are only three pills.
Doctor: Exactly!
Got a street girl pregnant so she can have something in her stomach.
She didn't want anything to do with me because I work at the mortuary. She later had an accident. I guess she was dying to see me.
Broke up with my blind girlfriend because she said she doesn't see a future with me.

I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning. Being a sniper is awesome.
Romance / What is wrong with iPhone users? (pictures) by Xenry: 3:55pm On Aug 18, 2022
I have noticed two common behaviors that exhibit among iPhone users. Why is it that they don't like to change their default ring tones?

Another question is why don't they like to put the God d*nm phones in their pockets? angry

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Romance / Re: Florida Couple Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven. (Picture) by Xenry: 1:29pm On Aug 18, 2022
rusher14:
But this isn't new na.

I bought 2 tickets sef.

Return flight.

grin
grin grin

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Romance / Florida Couple Arrested For Selling Tickets To Heaven. (Picture) by Xenry: 10:04pm On Aug 17, 2022
Like seriously?
His wife said they just wanted to leave Earth to go and do drugs in space!
What's wrong with Floridians? grin

Romance / Re: I don fvck for this life sha by Xenry: 9:58pm On Aug 17, 2022
LoL.
By God's grace, na only virgin I go marry.
I no wan settle with another man's leftover.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Just Crashed This Morning. by Xenry: 1:40pm On Jun 19, 2022
Okay, we don hear. Now, rest.

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Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:46pm On Apr 12, 2022
advanceDNA:



Ddnt You read the acts of the apostles? how the church fellowship era began.?? brethren gathered together to pray and share the word, and also helped the needy among them

when the apostles addressed this topic they clearly emphasized the need for fellowship... Saying brethren need to pray together for the advancement of the gospel, lift each other up or correct each when they fall ...they even specifically mentioned not to avoid the fellowship..

This is basic stuff naaa..I don’t understand why your are looking for justification not to fellowship or pray with other members of your faith....

If you have issues with the current church system...that’s fine...a lot of people do... some people don’t go to church becos many churches are too carnally or money focused or unspiritual... but asking if the Bible said it just to justify not going ...me I don’t get you ooo
Thanks for this comment. I really appreciate it.
Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:43pm On Apr 12, 2022
SamHugo07:
not forsaking the assembling of ourselves together, as the manner of some is; but exhorting one another: and so much the more, as ye see the day approaching.
Hebrews 10:25 KJV


Now the above scripture addresses certain important issues.
1. The church is the assembly of God's people, not a building. So for instance if God's people decide to meet in a stadium or a shop, that gathering is called "Church". This assembly is what the writer of the book of Hebrews advised us not to forsake. We all know how important company is. To grow, you must associate with the right people as often as possible.

2. There are some who have a habit of not gathering with the people of God. We must avoid such habit.

Kindly consider these words and may the Lord bring in more light.
This is quite an insightful input.
Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:14pm On Apr 12, 2022
advanceDNA:


You nor get bible again abi?? U not fit check am by yourself??
If you no wan go church, stay your house...
This one wey u dey look for justification na story...

Adultery and sexual immorality wey Bible clearly talked about... una dey do am steady....

ordinary to fellowship with other members of your faith....una come dey ask for justification.

The people who commit séxual immorality know themselves. Of course, the bible clearly condemn it. But does the bible say anything about NOT going to church. Tell me if it is written in the scripture; I want to know.
Religion / Re: Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 3:11pm On Apr 12, 2022
Felimax:
Well, it may not be compulsory but as a Catholic breaking of bread is a must, in fact, that is the fulcrum of Catholic Christianity and it's mandatory at least once a year.

A week without the Liturgies my life will be almost shattered. I don't joke with the Mass.
My point anyway.
Well, that is your point, it's well appreciated. But I am more interested in a Bible Verse that said christians have to attend church.

You are talking about the breaking of bread in the bible, not going to church.

There are churches that doesn't even break breads. So, that is a different topic.
Religion / Is There A Bible Verse That Says You're Required To Go To Church? by Xenry: 2:54pm On Apr 12, 2022
Now, I have an important question: does the bible Say christians have to attend church?

People have made it look like if you don't go to church, you are not a christian, you don't appreciate God's love, and you are not keeping the sabbath day holy.

But christianity is all about relationship with God, guilded and perfected by his Word; which is the scripture. The bible is a guild for living the christian life. Whatever or whoever that does not stand with the Word of God, stands against it.

For me, not going to church does not stand against the scripture, because I haven't read it in the bible that christians must to attend to church.

Though it is good to come together and hear the Word of God from a man of God, but the Bible doesn't say we MUST attend church. If it did say that, then please tell me where.

Nowhere does scripture mandate one’s attendance at church as a condition of salvation.

For me, you can keep the sabbath day holy by respecting that day, reading the Word of God, praying, seeking God's face, doing good deeds, etc...

This thread doesn't stand against going to church. I just want to know whether or not the bible truly say christian have to attend to church.

I need your input in the comment section below with scripture quotations as backup.


Thanks.

Lalasticlala, please consider pushing this thread to the front page.
Crime / Re: Okada Rider Stabs Man To Death In Lagos (Photo) by Xenry: 7:05am On Apr 05, 2022
This is why I always mind my business. Sane people in this country are very few. Being one of them, I always do whatever it requires to keep my sanity in check!

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Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:30pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

How about you keep mute kiddo.. cheesy
How about you accept your pain and move on?
I won't reply you again.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:19pm On Apr 04, 2022
Kellzzyy:
Nigerian girls are mostly stupid and without brains.
Just imagine how that dolt murdered her dad.
The thing weak me oo! undecided

Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:16pm On Apr 04, 2022
blazingblender:
Jeez
Mehn girls can go extra miles for guys ooh
Well love makes you do crazy things
I remember back then in secondary school I promisd my then lover that I will find her and marry her
Lol I still laugh whenever I read my diary
Cus the cunt ditched me for some dude she met in her street
Oh men that was the first time I cried over a woman
Shit the thing pain me ehhhh
I no go lie
Now am heartless
I was surprised when I read the tweet! Well, not only is love blind but it's also foolish.

Lol, yours is funny though, but you were inexperienced then, we've all been there before.

The first relationship always make people crazy over their partners and they just can't stop promising heaven and earth.

However, relationship that starts in secondary school ends there. Even relationship in the university is hard to keep, not to talk of the sec sch own grin.
Romance / Re: What Is The Craziness Thing That You Did For Love And Later Regret Doing? by Xenry: 9:04pm On Apr 04, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
That thing you read in the picture never happened..don't sweat it aiit..
Because the person behind the post was your gender, you said it never happened? It's obvious you are pained. But your pains won't cover the truth. Just admit it; you don't want it to be true, but it is, and there's nothing you can do about it. So suck it up!

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