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HNIC:
Surprised to read that also.
Pele,Puskas,Maradona,Cruyff,Paulo Rossi, and even Roger Milla.You remember they are from either Brazil,Argentina,Holland or Cameroun first before u remember that Oh he played for Barca,Ajax or New York Cosmos!

And how would u remember Shevchenko, George Weah, Solskjaer, Litmanen, Gudjohnsen and Ryan Giggs? Do u remember their clubs or countries?

@ Vicade,

Spain as a country underachieved as far as club competitons are concerned this season.
If they were to choose title winning players in club competitions, Spain will only have 3-4 players representing them in the Euros.
Bearing this in mind, they had to dig deeper to unearth their scumbags to come represent em.

My problem here is why should Arsenal's best player be a fringe player for Country?
Ronaldo is United's best player. . . . .I cannot see any manager leaving him out on the bench for Portugal.
Not even Ray Domenech with his spastic and moronic selections.

®Th£ Sly®:
This is impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Debo signed a 4-month contract with Still to be her Voltron.
Lil did she know that Debosky is actually a pawn on this chess board.
I can take life out of the Canadian in 5 nanosecs.

Bump up your age!!!!
Start acting 28.

®Th£ Sly®:
Go and sleep!!!

Sleep? I dont think so.
I think Debo needs to get laid. . . . .He is seriously mal-functioning.

Nani's on the bench for Simao? Is Nani Man Utd's best player?
How old is Nani?

I keep telling y'all. . . . . .Abidal will always be preferred to Evra because of his physique not because he is better than Evra.
Fab4 is Arsenal's heartbeat and yet he cannot make Spain's starting XI.

Lehmann for Germany(who else would Germany play, Oliver Khan?)
Senderos is Switzerland's most decorated player. . . . Even if he plays for Derby County, he would still make the Swiss team.
Persie was on the bench(he didn't start).

debosky:
@ Xerxes

Lay OFF Stillwater now! You can't stand her awesome sexiness, I know, but try and live with it!

This thong-washing ass kisser is here again.
Don't u get knackered with your constant bickering n bleating all over the place.
I would have appreciated Stillwater telling me that herself NOT through her public address system(you)!!!

buzyDiva:
don't be decieved sweetie . . debo knows what he's doing.
he doesn't that at first to gain your trust and confident . .
and then, POWWWWW . . he becomes an ass kisser

Spot-on!!!!

buzyDiva:
No Sweetie,

your Manhood is not xterised by d countless number of ladies u've slept with, But your Ability To LOVE GENUINELY n Make one woman Love You!! Playing is overrated.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I see.
Thanx for clearing the air.

sheniqua:
where were you when sly was speaking Yoruba

Y'all started it.

buzyDiva:
Yes . . your Manhood ain't xterized by the amount of women u've slept with!!!!

So what is it characterised by?
The number of times i pee?

@ Sheniqua,

Stop this Igbo class. . . .
Most of us cannot read. . . . Thank ya!

@ Buzydiva,

Ssup with your signature?
Manhood is not characterised by what?? ?? ??

@ Stillwater,

Don't be disappointed when u see me sitting beside Elijah and Moses.

@ Buzydiva,

Yea, i mean pure water bags!!!

@ Buzydiva,

Ya assets are more than a man ever could ever wanted!!!!

@ Stillwater,

Don't take it personal!!!!
I promise u 4 pure-water bags while i am strolling within the 4 walls of Heaven.

NubianQ:
I do not supply in Nigeria, my Humps are internationally known. Leave my Bazokas alone oh! they perform their duties and i am well pleased!

I dunno your humps. . . . .
Whats the serial number?

buzyDiva:
tell me about it . . I feel jare, don't even get started about mine . . they're my favourite part of ma body . . followed by my booooootaaaayyy

Invigorating!!!!!!!

buzyDiva:
Sweetie . . better believe it
innocenti like me.

I know u are innocent,dearie!!
Ya visa to heaven has just been approved.

stillwater:
I guess you meant---> That makes us guilty.

Us? No way.
Never mind. . . . . .I will try and throw a bottle of water to u while i rest on the bosom of Abraham.

buzyDiva:
yeah? and here I was complaining bout mine . . hey, am kool as long as u take over from me
           

Buzy, u never told me u supply evaporated milk. . . . NubianQ is the major supplier of Cowbell in Nig.
Which country is yours and what is the brand name?

®Th£ Sly®:
For Yeyediva!!. . . .I really Wanna shoot her
You already know that using a bullet for the likes of stillwater is like using bomb to blow up a cockroach!

U cannot touch Buzydiva. . . . . . Diplomatic immunity.

Using a bullet for Still is like using bomb to blow up a roach?
Are u technically saying Stillwater is a roach cos she's got an antenna and 2 compound eyes??

NubianQ:
Xerxes,

go to bed so stop fighting.

meanwhile i am still with my fellow hotties but knowing that u like tangerines wetin i go do. u have missed out on the hottest issue

Hottest issue and tangerines?  Can we examine the merchandise and what is the size??
All these self-glorification is making me quiver.

®Th£ Sly®:
Xerxes. . . .Is there any bullets left at your place. . ?
I think i need sum bullets. . .I'ma shoot someone tonight!!!!!!!!!

If the bullets are meant for Buzydiva. . . . . .HELL NO!!!!
However if they are meant for Stillwater. . . .I can spare 5 magazines!

stillwater:
I would accept a snake first

Snakes slither in the grass spineless.
Th£ SLY walks gracefully. . . . . .
He's got an automatic entry into the pearly gates. . . .Marry him now and be saved.

sheniqua:
pataki and jackal una no dey sleep?
una no dey go work?
Isn't it 2am or so in England.
na wa

Just finished me exams which means i am on vacation!!!!
Don't break a sweat about me. . . .I am doing just fyne.

NubianQ:
Since u called me cowbell supplier wetin i go do. dissing me as usual. had to defend my Twin Towers

Did i say that?
Honestly, it wasn't me!!!!

buzyDiva:
tell him to back off sweetie . . the guy is a big doofus!!

yeye woman wrapper! . . a dirty one at that too

Th£ SLY is a great geezer. . . . . .
Matter of fact, Angel Michael told me he would be the 1st to rapture on NL when the trumpet sounds.

stillwater:
Nice my foot!!!!!!!!

I understand why u think he ain't rude.
He has changed. Accept him now!!!!!

stillwater:
No one is innocent.

That makes u GUILTY!!!

buzyDiva:
I am o!

And u shall enter the pearly gates.

buzyDiva:
u still talking? and is that all u gat? . . that is your problem . . u think u know so much . . yet u don't know nada!
ode . . abeg . . scram from here and go and help debo with washing the undies!

Pleaseeeeeeee. . . . . . .Not tonight!!!!
Let SLY be. . . .He is a nice geezer.

buzyDiva:
@Xerxes . . u know I gat your back sweetie.

I know u do!!!!

@ Jennykadry,

Don't make me bash u with a sledgehammer!!!
Whats that about?

@ NubianQ,

Men and not boys, huh?
You are a big clown.

buzyDiva:
leave ma man alone . . .na by force?

Busta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cometh the hour, cometh Busta buss!

@ 4her,

The only thing u would smell is your blood dripping outta ya nose by the time u get cyber-slapped.
I don't wanna smell your pungent FARTICLES. U can shove em up your ass.

@ Pataki,

Please beg this sleazebag to lemme be.
Matter of fact, i can pay her to go away.

@ 4 Her,

The instruction is simple. . . . . .stay the Bleep away from me or me comments.
U dont have to reply me, do u?
I have told u this several times. . . . Just stay away.

@ Jennykadry,

Go n make out with Mr Kadry.
Your worries will diffuse like a puff of smoke.

jennykadry:
xerxes i dey vex for u

Vex?  The muscles required to vex is about 600.
You are overworking yourself. Get some rest.

4Her:
You have to realize that I dnt give a Bleep !!

my ugly-ass face? honey, you can even call it an ugly- booty face, who the hell asked for your opinion about how my face is?
but since you gave it, you can now choke on it

I will pay anyone £2000 to get this tick-like stalker off me back.
Who gives a flying Bleep about your yeast-infected face. . . . It reminds me of GODZILLA.

@ Vicade,

So is there anything to point that Cesc will win EURO 2008 for Spain?
Scholes was great for United and not great for England? Arsene Wenger will burn in hell to have Scholesy's title haul as a manager.
Since when did playing for country become glamorous. . . . George Weah didn't lace his boots for Liberia before he won the best player in the world, best player in Europe and the best player in Africa. Please forget the fact that Rio n Wazza won't play till 2012.
They have over achieved for Man Utd.

@ Debosky,

How many Spaniards won something remarkable last season? Sergio Ramos n Cassilas. . . .who else?
Thats the reason why Puyol, Iniesta and Senna would walk into starting XI of Spain.
Abidal got a nod ahead of Evra because of Evra's small frame against the physical Romanians. . . Besides, Abidal reached the semis of UCL.
Barca were a goal away from playing in the the final.

Why were Flamini and Clichy left out of the French squad? Because they have won nuthing.
Had Arsenal won the league, those lads would have made it to EURO 2008.
Y'all GAYnners love clutching at straws. . . . . .Fab4 scored his 1st international goal in 27 games and thus pre-ejaculations everywhere.
I wont be surprised if y'all come again in August to say Arsenal would win the QUAD.

4Her:
I ask you again, do you understand yourself?
You really do love listening to yourself, dnt you?

Get behind me schlemiel!!!!
Can't u get the message u are an irritant?
You disgust me.  Go play with people that place a premium on your ugly-ass face.
Leave me be.