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These women don't even apply real life scenarios to simple topics like this.

Still, a guy is asking u out and he lied about his age in the beginning. . . .
U began dating him and after few years, he fesses up that he is actually 3 years younger than you.
What will u do? Throw him out of the house?

beauteous:
@ xerxes ,yes sir.bt like i earlier said.aint got sh! t wiff her

Thank ya.

jennykadry:
xerxes im not going there again jare,i sold my handle to e-bay get it? just because i challenged d oga of d place

I overstand.

Age is not important. It depends on the individual

Blimey. . . . .there are 22 year-olds that are smarter and more matured than 38 year-olds. . . . .
The single most important factor is the chemistry. . . .Age is not important at all. . . It's just a number.

jennykadry:
he he he jackal d town crier how d other end naw,u still dey reach that side

It's been a while i went there. . . . I have been very busy.
Come gimme a ride the next time u are going there.

eldee:
@Jackal
Are you watching Prisonbreak?

I have seen that episode. They should start season 4 already!!!!

beauteous:
now u see she has no xcuse!

Cut her some slack. . . . she tried!!!

beauteous:
turkey

Ok then. . . . . It seems you are from favococo's country but she cannot write fluently like u do. . . .
Interesting!!!

beauteous:
@ xerxes,im not in an english speakin country bt i can write nd read in d lang.i nor get b.f wit da babe sha free style

Where are u originally from?

beauteous:
fav . . . sorry re u in an english speakin country(considerin d fact that u uploaded a white's photo)dnt sweat much.jst a ques.ok?

U people should relax.

Favococo is from Turkey. . . . . . .They don't speak English in Turkey so y'all should give her credits for what she has typed.
How many of y'all can write in Turkish.
This is unfair. . . . .Y'all should leave her English alone.

Radiant:
Right. Jack, any update on that?

Sorry for the mini-break. . . .

Errrrrm, u have to set up a direct debit to enjoy massive 50% discounts.
Card payments don't qualify for these discounts so it's advisable to set up a DD with your bank.
For a mere $30 every month, all your undies(old and new) will be hand-washed with precision.

favococo:
@buzy

hey sweety she knows already but if what am saying here re not true why she is fucking angry like that i just can t understanding about it

look that is one of answer to my man




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Ya i want to just send me the pics i sure they are great as you describe

jenny;ok don't worry i will send it,but only when my husband goes out,

Just me 2 cents. . . .

Stop clutching at straws, favococo . . . .
If Jenny really wanted your husband/boy-f, do u think she would be stupid to write this on a public forum?
Come on. . . . .You ought to be smarter than this.
All the things we do here are just tongue-in-cheek. . . . .
If this was a YIM conversation, maybe we would take u serious but a quote on Nairaland?
FAUX!!!!!!!   Jenny is happily married and i am clearing her on this.

@ Jenny,

Let it end here.

Radiant:
Gotta give them boys some respect. Quite impressed!

Sly, what are your prices like?

You must be very intelligent!!!!!!!

The prices vary:

Size 0-8: $2

Size10-14: $10

Size 14 and above: $15

buzyDiva:
SLy is strictly designers only . . his own kiss ass get levels

Th£ SLY has got klass . . . .
It has to be classic designers and VS thongs. . . .
Many top designers in Europe are actually after SLY for mouth-watering contract deals.
YSL, Chanel, Gucci and Armani are all after our man!!!!!

Radiant:
I see. Does it have to be La Senza, VS or any thong is qualified for his hands?

Blimey. . . . . .

Debo is diverse. . . . .From Yaba undies to Onitsha undies all the way to Honolulu, Lesotho, Somalia and China.
Whats more? He goes lacy, polyester and cotton too. . . . I heard he does fur thongs too for em eskimos.
Mind u, branded panties to 2nd hand and 3rd-6th hand panties all pass Debo's requirements.
Debo is the man!!!!

Radiant:
He's that hot in the business?

He is known worldwide. . . . . .

Washing machine makers are actually studying his technique and maybe designing machines to work in a clock-like precision of Debo's hands.
He is so hot he is known in Canada, USA and the UK. . . . .
There are reports he is taking it to anutha level by spreading out to Africa and Far East Asia.

Radiant:
Couldn't be more grateful for the info.

Its me pleasure.

buzyDiva:
Debo is a gigolo at the lowest levels . . that guy will do whatever u want him to

code word is : RCMP . . as the guy be illegal immigrant in canada

I am highly impressed.

@ Radiant,

Buzydiva told me Debo does home service . . . . If there's one person i can trust, it's BUZY.
Her lips/hips dont lie.

@ DaPhoenix,

Check my profile.

@ Radiant,

Nah. . . . . . but i knew where he camped when he came to the UK some months back.
They had a competition in their borough. . . . .Man versus Machine.
Debo won(67 thongs in 30 minutes). . . . .according to Buzydiva who watched it on DVD.

@ Buzydiva,

Hell No.
Mr Kadry is a very good friend of mine. . . . Errrrrrm, i promote his fights.

@ Stillwater,

Nuthing for u.

@ Radiant,

Debo holds the world record in thong washing. . . . Buzydiva will give u the details.

jennykadry:
jackal d town crier welcome

That can't stop me.


Eldee, Jenny's hubby is also a traditional wrestler.
He will beat u into a pulp if u move near Jenny.

Radiant:
Sly, sup with the bra?

SLY just confirmed he sent it to a tailor to make a replica.

buzyDiva:
hmmm forget him o
after Debo na SLy . . .those guys can wash bras and thongs cleaner than Xerxes's washing machine.

You are a meanie!!!!!

@ Buzydiva, Jennykadry and co. . . ,

I know y'all husbands and u are flirting with a minor. . .
Someone please call 999. . . . .

@ Eldee,

Get outta here.
Buzydiva is with SLY.
Jenny is with Kadry.
Phoenix is with. . . . .( i dunno).

buzyDiva:
see these guys talking bout bra sizes o

even SLY . .
which reminds me . . sly, I can't find my Victoria Secret, red, satin bra that washed for me 2 days ago . . better go bring it back from whoever u gave.

Are u sure Th£ SLY is not wearing it?

eldee:
@Xerxes
Do you know the complimentary bra size for size two in UK?
Thought they were in A-F's

Hombre, i don't work in La Senza or the lingerie section in Debenhams. . . .
I don't know anything about bra sizes in the UK. . . . .
Please forgive me, Father Francis.

@Buzydiva,

Back from the gym? Thats what i am talking about. . .
Anyways, Th£ SLY is new in this marriage experience. . . . U can at least skip the zero tolerance.
U shouldn't burden his shoulders with em kinda responsibilities, . . .Be nice.

®Th£ Sly®:
Our divorce letter is on the way . . . .
I'm done with your Laziness. . .

This is unfair. . . . . .
I have told y'all peops to keep your domestic issues to yourselves.
Divorce? Laziness? Blimey. . . . . . .Buzydiva is about to be thrown out.

buzyDiva:
@xerxes . . too much ogogoro is your system is what is bothering u
take your time o

Ogogoro? Come off it. . . . .
Anyways, how have u been today?

®Th£ Sly®:
Nahhh you are straight.

Thank you!!!!!

Where is ELdee?

buzyDiva:
4 pages for ugly girls in 24hrs??  

Are u ugly? Why are u bovvered?

®Th£ Sly®:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :

Did i miss something?

eldee:
But how old are you?
It might come later you know

Eldee, you are something else.

@ topic,

Ugly gurls dont get love because men are mindful of their kids.
If u marry a baboon with a dominant gene. . . . Its catastrophic.

eldee:
Na! stop playing Wenger(smart guy) here
This team has Quaresma, Ronaldo and Carvalho and you're calling them the dark horses?
Could swear C.Ronaldo already has prop bets on who will score for them in the final. . .

Switzerland was my dark horse but I think I'll be going with Croatia now

Dude. . . . .Give it to Portugal.
A country with a population of 10 million peops should be commended for rubbing shoulders with European giants.
Portugal is not a balanced team. . . . . The team lacks natural strikers. . .they have got the PAULETTA problem.

Good game by Portugal. . . . .

Way to go Ronaldo. . . Nani(Y'all lads were magnificent tonight).

Pataki:
SKYSPORTS my arse, what about CLOUDSPORTS . . . . . Ronaldo that failed to score a simple penalty in the UCL finals, is now the centre of news now. Absolute rubbish.

If he knows whats good for him, he had better get out of that scummies squad and chase the pay men. It is all about the money baby.

I pity him, he will never get this opportunity again in his entire football life time career.

Beef talk. . . . . .
Pataki, do u work in the meat shop?
U smell of beef from your grubbyhead to ur scrawny ass.