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@ Lordimpaq,

Arsene Wenger has also joined the chase for Ronaldo. . . .
The Arsenal manager is on SKYSPORTS now and he has tabled the whole Arsenal starting XI to buy Ronaldo.
What a schmuk!!!!

@ Kitomo,

Use Ferdinand for human sacrifice?
That would def'ly start the 3rd world war.
Fashola might lose his life if mosquitoes bite RIO. . . . .

Scared Ronaldo is leaving? No way.
I wasn't scared when Ruud van Nistelrooy left 2 seasons ago. . . . .Why should i be petrified when we have Nani, Anderson, Wazza n El Apache?
Puhleeeeeeeeeaze. . . . . . United would cope with or without Ronaldo.

Arsenal will be firing their cylinders? Certainly but for 3 months.
Gaynners rarely stutter at the start of the season. . . . their achilles' heel is in the winter when their players get leggy.
The only cup Wenger might win next season is the carling cup(that should be a consolation), innit?

Fergie is on vacation to Idumota. . . .
Does that not tell u anything?
The gaffer is waiting for the Euro 2008 to end so he can buy his players. . . . .
United is firing all cylinders next season. . . .There's an air of inevitabilty about it.
This time last season, i was lecturing Loyika n Razorr about the Champions' swagger.

Razorr:
I've got shit brains huh?

See what I'm saying? You turn an argument into exchange of insults at the drop of a hat. I'm out of here.

I haven't got shit brains but might develop em if I continue this pointless convo.

I gave u 2 options. . . . .I said it's either TERRA is a shyte site or u have got shyte brains to believe them.
U have a choice to pick one and since u believe Terra is not shyte, then ur brains must be shyte!!!!
It's not an insult, it's a hypothesis.

@ J-K,

Dont let us rush into shooting Ronaldo's head. . . . . He has always been a fan of Real Madrid and wishes to play for them in future.
Nuthing bad in that but i just dont like the way the media is making him a TRAITOR.
Until he actually faces 1000 cameras to say he wants to leave for MADRID in summer 2008, lets keep em fingers crossed.

@ Razorr,

And the respected Brazilian website did not have the EXCLUSIVE interview on their front page?
It's either TERRA is a shit site or u have got shit brains to believe this exclusive shiznit.

@ J-K,

Ronaldo should delay his announcement. . . . . .Lets keep their tongues wagging.
Remember Apache's saga? Razorr staked her chesticles but what happened in the end? She lost out.
I had to subject her twin towers to be bitten by hornets. . . . .The scars are still there but it seems she hasnt learnt her lessons betting against SAF.

Razorr:
By the way, whether the interview took place yesterday or four days ago is not the issue.
The issue is - did it take place or not? Answer being an emphatic YES!

The interview never took place. . . . . I heard the guy on SKYSPORTS yesterday evening and he was not sure of himself.
A Brazilian who just had several bottles of south american palm wine went to his website to print shyte. . . . The simplest question he couldn;t answer was how did he beat the protocols of the Portugese camp to speak to Ronaldo. . . . He musta murmured 50 times and he evaded the question by saying he cannot divulge the information. . . . .He musta met Ronaldo in his dreams.

How do u expect Man Utd, SKY or BBC to deny what they know nuthing about. . . . .Are u this fickle?
SKY called Mr Gomez and he wasn't convincing at all. . . . .If u listened to the conversation, u would laugh at this guy.
Ronaldo's mum cannot deny what she knows nuthing about. . . . . Chelsea denied Ancellotti deal because it involved em directly, u doofus.
I thunk u were smart!!!

@ Loyika,

Barcelona has a better chance of winning things than Inter Milan. . . . . .
Tell us the last time Inter Milan has won anything in the UCL. . . . .Their recent success in the league is as a result of the bribery scandal that relegated Juventus and took points off AC Milan. . . . .Inter is a mediocre club with or without Jose Mourinho so tappe it shut.

Arsenal must sell Hleb to secure Nasri's signature. . . . .Haven't u heard?
Wenger said there's still hassles with Nasri's wages which is why he is yet to sign. . . . .
Hleb or some player needs to be flogged before Arsenal can secure Nasri. . . . just start praying the bin bags(Chelsea FC) does not tap him up.

justkunmi:
Xerxes

. . .and on the interview,
How come only one newspaper was present at a RONALDO INTERVIEW!!!!!!!

You should direct that question to Razorr. . . . . .She said other sports sites have authenticated the interview.
Is it not bizarre Ronaldo would ignore top tabloids and grant TERRA(a Brazilian kizzack) such an interview? Blimey. . . Arsene Wenger is from Nigeria.
She is still sweating to provide me the links where BBC or SKYSPORTS had an independent report on the issue.
The story is as fake as shyte!!!!

@ Loyika,

You are the one getting this wrong. . . . . I don't have a problem with Ronaldo going to the media to say he wants to leave for Madrid.
I remember telling u Ronaldo should be allowed to go if he can win the UCL for Ferguson(which he has done).
However, going to the media that  have been his own words BUT the media are trying to paint him BLACK to the public(It's unfair).
Until Ronaldo comes out to say where he wants to be. . . . . .Y'all poofs should keep ya mouthz shut!!!!

Arsenal needs to sell HLEB. . . He is leaving Arsenal because he has belatedly concluded Arsenal cannot achieve anything with Wenger's youth policy.
Hleb is not leaving because he wants to move to his childhood club. . . .He is leaving because he wants to win things in his career.
Dont compare the 2 issues at all.
Mention one player in Ferguson's 22 years at Man Utd that left without the blessings of SAF and i will give u £500. SAF is god.

@ Loyika,

You are making a mistake. . . . . . .The Glazers can keep an unhappy player in the stands. United is now in the hands of private hands, not a PLC so they can close shop and refuse to sell any player to any other club. . . . .
Man Utd is not cash strapped. . . . We don't really need the money to offset any debt so we are not desperate like the Arses.

SAF is god. . . . . he kept Heinze away from Liverpool last season, remember?
Ronaldo is on a 4-year contract, he is not available so where would Real Madrid start. . . . .How does one buy something that is unavailable, people?
United will not sell Ronaldo to Madrid just because he is unhappy at OT. . . . . Rather than sell to Madrid, The Glazers will sell to Barcelona.
Swap deal with Messi.

@ Justkunmi,

Its a bloody hoax.
Ferguson has gone on vacation since monday. . . . . . If there was anything freakish, he would be at OT making sure nuthing happens behind him.
The last thing he told Geoff Shreeves before jetting out was: Over my dead body would Ronaldo move to Madrid in the summer.
To me, thats a very bold statement to say.

P.S.  Larry Izamoje can do the same thing too. .All he needs to do is go to his website and say Ronaldo told him he would go for his medicals at Real Madrid next fortnight. Terra magazine of all tabloids in the world.
Loyika and other peops must be stark illiterates to believe such pukery.

justkunmi:
Xerxes

I think the report is correct. Ronaldo had the interview and he said he wants to leave. .
Infact, just read he has agreed a deal of 150k a week. . .

http://football365.com/story/0,17033,8668_3657148,00.html

Ronaldo has agreed a contract with Real Madrid worth £150,000 a week, according to the club's mouthpiece Marca.

The Spanish newspaper claim that the Portugeezer has decided to commit himself to Madrid for the next five years and will move as soon as an official bid is accepted by Manchester United.

Ronaldo made it clear in an interview with Brazilian newspaper Terra that he wants the move and says he will not comment on the subject again until after Euro 2008.

Marca is a Real Madrid puppet. . . . .They control everything the paper says. . . . . .so disregard it.
The Brazilian newspaper Terra was a fraud. SKYSPORTS had a live telephone conversation with the so called Sports journalist and if u listen to him, u would be convinced the dude is fraudulent. He admitted the interview was 4 days ago and he wouldn't confirm where the interview was held and how he was the only journalist that got to get an interview with Ronaldo.

SKYSPORTS, BBC and other sports websites are just quoting what the Brazilian newspaper is saying. . . .nothing independent!!!
Ronaldo's mum has confirmed his son is happy at Man Utd and won't be leaving this summer: Dolores Aveiro was quoted on Friday saying her son would be staying with Manchester United. "He is fine where he is," she told Portuguese television station TV1. "The future only God knows, but what is sure is that he is going to continue in England."

Dr Kitaun:
mendacious hound dog !

Obnoxious political thug. . . .
Just make sure nuthing happens to Rio Ferdinand otherwise. . . . we shall bomb Alausa HQ.

@ Razorr,

Please show me the verification of the TERRA INTERVIEW. . . . Show us where SKYSPORTS or Ronaldo's agent admitted the interview took place.
I have been to the website and the story only made a small column on the website.
All of a sudden, Ronaldo sneaked out of his Hotel Room to grant an interview to a mysterious Brazilian journalist. . . .Bizarre!!!
In the coming weeks, a Lagos LovePeddler would go to the media and say. . . . I bleeped Ronaldo and he told me he would be leaving Man Utd.
Bloody asswaxes. . . .

@ Loyika,

Keep spewing more fuckeries. . . . . . All y'all haters seem to underestimate Fergie. . . . .
Besides, Man Utd is no longer a PLC. . . . .They are not required to do any deal with Real Madrid. The Glazers are ready to keep Ronaldo on the stands, not because they want to ruin his career, but to prove to twats like u that Americans don't give too bleeps.
The Glazers are not cash strapped as United is not a selling club like the Arses. . . .so go FIGURE.
I will be interested to see what y'all poofs say if Ronaldo bangs anutha 50 goals next season.

@ Justkunmi,

The interview is fake. . . .
Don't count on what those fake journalists are saying. . . . The journalist from Brazil, Mr Gomes admitted the so called phantom interview was given several days ago BUT Portugese Officials denied ever allowing any journalist to speak to Ronaldo in the Portugese camp.  This brazilian source, although credible, why have they supposedly got the scoup ahead of sky sports, portugese regional papers, BBC and other more closely staged sources, something there doesnt seem right. The story didn't even make the front pages of the so called website. . . Bizarre!!!!

Lets even assume Ronaldo gave the interview to this mystery man. . . . .People seem to overlook the most important sentence in the drivel.
Ronaldo said: “I would like to play for Real Madrid but only if it is true they are ready to pay what Manchester United ask. However, it does not depend on me".

The Glazers would rather Ronaldo rot in the reserves than be lost to the Spanish giants . . .
Ferguson has gone away on holiday saying, in effect, that Ronaldo will move to Real Madrid over his dead body.
If Ronaldo wants a move, i am confident Ferguson would rather do a deal with Barcelona.

®Th£ Sly®:
Shaarap!. . . . Elenu katakata!. . . . .
At least i have seen you before. . . . . A Beautiful SIZE 0 CHICK!!!!

U need to step your game. . . . .
Stillwater's heart is willing but the body(size zero) is weak.
Patience might do it for u, u never know.

~Antidote~:
All around the cobbler's bench the monkey chased the weasel
The monkey thought it was all for fun
POOP, goes the weasel

Now i am sure u are a serial killer.
I have told u several times this statement scares me ever since i read that book.
Pop goes the weasel?? . . . . .Please, stop saying it.

stillwater:
So because I couldn't find my waist size, I'm size zero
Why am I size zero? Can you imagine? Are you my father? shio

Pele. . . . .
Eat more beef. . . drink lager beer.
Enjoy life and take it to size 8/10.

stillwater:
You see!!!!! I don't even eat vegetables! I eat more meat than you do!

So why are u SIZE ZERO?
Heard the other day u couldn't find ur waist size in 5 different malls.
Maybe u need to eat more meat/beef!!!
Its apparent QUANTITY is relative here.

Emkayotis:
When they were like 18-20, they wanted only the 'CHEWING GUM BOYS' at 21-24, they want a 'FINE BOY' at 25-28 they want a 'FINE GUY' with some change in his pocket, at 29-30, they want a 'PRESENTABLE MAN' at 31, they want 'ANY MAN' even if he has holes in his 'PANTS'. MY GUYS LET'S SAY 'NO' TO THIS SHIT, WE AIN'T THAT CHEAP!

WORD!!!!!

~Antidote~:
Lard hav iz mercy, erections at that age? Is this normal now? Let me go buzz my friends JB and Mark( both MDs ).I need to have Sly diagnosed, This is serious now .

But wait. If this is true, it might explain his rampant pimping 24/7, hmmmmmmmmmmm. Ah soon com baq.

Sly don't worry, Help is on da way.

Blood drives SLY not DURACELL batteries. . . . .
What do u expect?

~Antidote~:
Ah sorry o, Please, ah repent .

Good gurl.

Ah Ah!! That's it, I always knew it had something to do with "spiritual malfunction" NOW I am relieved, Yuu need to be beaten with that Holy stripe those Priests have tied to their flambouyant robes,

Cut SLY some slack. . . . . He is man enough to admit he was always looking at curves at sunday schools.
Poor SLY. . . . . He had to endure his erection for 3 hours every sunday.

stillwater:
Did I say size 2? I actually meant size -2.

U are jealous of me size, aint ya?
Don't worry. . . . .u need to quit the vegetarian stuffs.
Move over and join we meatatarians!!!

stillwater:
I bet you're dancing your village dance by now, mmhh Make sure you twist your fila at the corners you size two male

Size 2? Try again.

~Antidote~:
Tell those yeye boys nah , Who needs "Love" when you've got a bluebacks in the bank? ( Xerxes ah warn rile yo up jor)

I need to talk to your mum right away.

amber_ella:
The coolest human being I`ve ever met is my great aunt.  She never married because she lived in Holland and there was a shortage of men after the war.  

She passed away last year at the age of 90, bless her soul.

I`ve never met someone so intelligent or young at heart.  She enjoyed techno music and knew more about soccer than anyone I`ve met.  I could sit down and talk to her for hours - about everything from relationships to religion to the meaning of life.

There are worse things than being single,  Much, much worse!  (read: husband cheating on you and treating you like a worthless piece of crap or screwing a man who disgusts you)

No one ever said MARRIAGE was a bed of roses.
U are actually bonding with someone u never met until ur late teens or twenties and staying with him forever.
Of course, there will be differences but with maturity and defined roles. . . . .things should work out.
God's purpose for us is to populate the earth. . . . .How are we expected to do that? Dildos or Lesbianism?
Come on people. . . . .get REAL!!!!

Size zero goes clueless for once? PRICELESS!!!

@ Stillwater,

It's very true.
Who sets out to remain single as a woman in Nigeria?
Maybe HIV-positive females. . . . . .

~Antidote~:
WOW, Someone has been reading some Millls&Boons?

I am new-improved but i don't do M&B. . . . . .
Made a June Year's resolution.

amber_ella:
why are people so scared of being unmarried?  I`d rather learn to love myself than learn to live with a man who didn`t love me.

It's a social stigma.
An unmarried woman is not respected!!!!!!
In Nigeria, people consider em as whores!!!!

amber_ella:
As much as I adore my husband and look forward to growing old in his arms, I feel no more complete now that I`m married than I did when I was single.

U mean there's no difference?
Anyways, u might never know the difference. . . . .Sometimes we dont know what we have till it's LOST.

~Antidote~:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I see, I have heard, but will NOT give up, I am taking a breather for now ,

Wise Diva.