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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362744#msg2362744 date=1213240585]If you say so. The reflex action is okay but the thing is men always want to act on that stimuli and most of them just act on it.

The trouser snake can diasappoint especially when it is being generous with numerous girls.[/quote]A well administered dose of VIAGRA can cushion the effects of any disappointment.
Besides there are alternatives like afrodisiacs and ecstasy pills.


[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362745#msg2362745 date=1213240630]Mr. Trouser snake

I am afraid of reptiles , You never know when they will snap , I will take my chances with what I can manually manipulate , Plus it wont send me to my GYN without reason,[/quote]Trouser snake is one of the few warm-blooded reptiles still in existence. The trouser snake is a solitary creature, and usually small and docile. When threatened it will try to intimidate the intruder by standing tall and puffing up, it can sometimes increase several times in size (but rarely). As a last resort, if intimidation does not work, the trouser snake may resort to spitting at its perceived threat.

The habitat of the trouser snake, as the name suggests, is trousers. Invariably it's male trousers, as the snakes seem to have a particular dislike of women. If a woman simply comes within sight of a trouser snake it will often stand vigil and puff up threateningly. Another reason male trousers are preferred is because most men don't wear skirts, so they provide a more stable habitat.

Now tell me u don't want to keep this lovely pet around u. . . . . . . U dont even need a Vet to take care of it.
Besides, it has the ability of procreating unlike the useless silly rabbit that depends on batteries to have fun.
Don't even compare. 1 billion women cannot be wrong.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362721#msg2362721 date=1213239785]haaaaaaaaaaa - now sex is a reflex action? That's my new siggy!!!!!!!!!!!
I've heard all sorts of excuses for sex but reflex action has to be one of the best.
The dust has to get in your nose for you to sneeze abi? You don't sneeze at the sight of dust.
Men don't wait for it to get into them, they just go as soon as they see it - now that is what i call an animalistic behaviour.[/quote]Sex is not a reflex action. . . but responding to stimuli is a reflex action.
Do the math!


@ Antidote,

Keep deceiving yourself.
Mr Rabbit has as much stamina as your hands put together. Once your hands tire out, Mr Rabbit is useless.
It doesn't have a mind of his own like Prince John Thomas aka one eyed trouser snake.
I don't know the kind of stuffs u have read but trust me, trouser snake is the shiznit. . . . He never disappoints and doesn't need batteries to run.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362709#msg2362709 date=1213239257]Murderer, blood dey pon em shoulders , Isn't that something? What next, swords and knives? All in the name of Sex, hmmmmm, Thank God I am heading back to Holy Mother Land, [/quote]Holy Mother Land?  Is that Mecca or Bethlehem?
You are not going anywhere. . . . Not until u get your belly bumped up a bit.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362708#msg2362708 date=1213239230]lol - she is way too twisted!
the problem is that men are animals around every female regardless of her face and her position.
Women are mostly animals around their men because they want to be freaks in the sheets but ladies in the streets.[/quote]Men are not animals. . . . .responding to stimuli is not an animalistic behaviour.
When dust gets into your nose, u sneeze. . . .It's a reflex action, u cannot question it.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362716#msg2362716 date=1213239493]erhmmmmmmmmmmm. Such women have no critical thinking skills jor, YOu keep Mr. Rabit nearby, so when the Malu is snoring, YOu just help your self [/quote]Can Mr Rabbit kiss, caress and can be set on handsfree/bluetooth mode??
Silly Rabbit has nuthing on Prince John Thomas jor.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362685#msg2362685 date=1213238671]Buffy the Body! or something like that!
lol - leave women alone. Let them act like animals with their men! It's not a sin![/quote]You are a meanie!!!

Let men act like animals around their women too. . .
Lil did u know some women love the aggression and graggs.
I used to have a neighbour whose girlfriend can't get turned on unless the whole sex thing is like a rape.
It must involve scratching, light slaps, screams and ripping of clothes. . .Other neighbours have called the po-po many times on em as a result.
The chic is so twisted she loves it that way.   Tell us how u like it!!!!

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362687#msg2362687 date=1213238742]It's a lie o, NOt true, [/quote]Trust me on this. . . . . .Women are so pressed to shag, they would beat up their husbands if they decline their advances.
Please prepare for this phase. . . . .It can be frustrating and depressing.

@ Stillwater,

Hugh Hefner is fit. . . . . .Playboy mansion gurls would tell u more about him.

Control this one?
Don't worry, ma time would come.

stillwater:
What a wicked, wicked, wicked man!!!!!!

I am not wicked. . . . .Just checking out your dos n donts.

Stop being modest. You like it

Honestly, i don't like it.  Any alpha male likes to control his immediate environment and that applies to me.

The reverse is the case with you!!!!!

You reckon?


[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362663#msg2362663 date=1213237975]This boy eh, I want to flog your Sunday School teacher jare, You heard what the Bible said about temptation, right?

Also when testosterone begin to struggle with the male he needs to take control by either taking a cold shower or reciting scriptures, [/quote]You are missing a point. . . . . There's a point in womanhood too when they feel Hot 24-7.
Was told women between 29-39 feel like boys during their puberty. . . .The urge to get down is so high it's unhealthy.
Don't worry. . . . .y'all time would come but it's so unfair most of y'all would be married by then.

@ J-girl,

Buffy? Who is buffy?

4 Him:
not true. there are many such women you don't even give a second look. It all has to do with being in control of your emotions. We are not animals, we have the capacity to reason.

The most civilised man can turn primitive with the speed of light.
Did u ever think Bill Clinton would get fellated in the oval office? While i agree these things are not automatic(as certain variables have to click), the probability of it happening when the stage is set is 99%.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362648#msg2362648 date=1213237530]So tell me who howls like a freaking animal just because a lady is dressed to impressed? They arent even sure if shes laced with botox and silicon, Men, hissss[/quote]It's in their DNA. . . . . . .Men cannot control that action.
A full blooded young man with testosterone flowing in his blood stream will howl, gibber, bleat and scream when he envisions a well-rounded butt and boombastic cleavage.

stillwater:
Who the heck is Danny Trejo?

That rapist on Con Air.

This is even funnier than my shy insinuations. Firewall indeed. You sir love being chased, admit it.

I don't derive pleasure in cheap praises like lips. . . . .I don't love being chased, i enjoy chasing.

Xerxes aint a monster!!!!
He is a lamb in wolf's clothing.


@ Acidrop,

Shed some light, will ya?

@ Antidote,

Men howl like uncouth animals?
This is demeaning. . . . . . . I am trying hard to stomach that.
Please rephrase.

@ J-girl,

Lips are sufficient.
Is it not possible for a bloke to have pink lips and be rubbish in kissing?
Do u prefer pink/rubbish to dark/good kisser?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362622#msg2362622 date=1213236433]Do men not lust after babes with big boobs or big butts? We also have the right to fantasize about lips if we want.
Thin and very dark, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww![/quote]But seriously, what is it about men that once they see some cleavage and some round butt. . . . they get restless.
Realistically, sex is over-rated. After one is done, there's this sick feeling that tells u. . . Is that it?
And before u do it. . . . .it's like one might die if one does not bust a nut.
I think it's fuckery.

@ Antidote,

Are lips ugly again?
. . . . . .and the plot thickens.
Please tell us the difference between beautiful lips and the ugly ones.
No knowledge is lost.

stillwater:
Oh what bad tastes you have. You would fail woefully if you ever venture into the matchmaking business.

Just yanking yer chain about Hugh Hefner. . . . . .Try Danny Trejo.

Hehehe someone's shy!!!! This is so good.

Shy? These days. . . . .I try as much to apply damage limitation.
Once i get on the train, i plug ma ears with headphones to prevent such lewd compliments early in the morning.
It's called building a firewall around one's self.
Apple could be twats in the way they extort customers but the MP3/MP4 invention is a miracle.

stillwater:
The women gotta beware!!!! Xerxes is not who his lips want them to believe.

Xerxes is not a monster!!!!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362598#msg2362598 date=1213235587]don't let me get X-rated here. but what do you honestly think is going through those girls' minds? They are probably wishing they could kiss you and it stirs up emotions in them. In other words, you cause emotions in women![/quote]Wishing they could kiss a total stranger?
Gosh. . . . . .which brings us back to square one: moral decadence.

[quote author=~Antidote~ link=topic=141281.msg2362610#msg2362610 date=1213235917]LOL, Dont get me started in here, J -Girl there is difference between having pale sexy lips and those lips that resemble lipstick pink( that's gay jor )

But honestly, I would rather put my delicious labia-dentals on a pale-lipped dude than one who looks like he has been passing the dutchi pon de left hand side, since he was 4[/quote]I think i prefer weed-smoking lips. . . . . .Thick and very dark.
It epitomises toughness, ruthlessness and i don't give a hoot.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362581#msg2362581 date=1213234953]Someone has such a high opinion of his features. But you do realize that many guys have those features but only a select few have pink lips? It's just one more thing some girls choose to like because it's not very common. It's an erotic part of the body so why won't they compliment it?[/quote]Erotic part? Lookie. . . . . . . .Have u been watching SEX GUIDE DVDs
Your use of words in this subject is making ma heart quiver. . . . . .
Fess up now!!!

acidrop:
guys with pink lips are better kisser oooooooooooo because they get that attraction to kiss all the time, that they themslef are professional

Guys with pink lips are kissers? Can u expantiate?

stillwater:
Get off this ugly Marilyn Manson and lanky Crouch case because it's incomparable  to my crushes' "handsomeness" !!!!!!

I see. What about Hugh Hefner?

stillwater:
It would be bliss seeing Xerxes blushing at "Oh what pretty lips you have there". Hehehe that would be priceless

Blushing? Nah. I am used to it now.
When i sense it might happen. . . . .I use huge newspapers to cover ma face.
Blimey. . . . .how does one respond to such compliments?? Very annoying!

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362556#msg2362556 date=1213233888]That's some guys.
There's hardly anything to stare at in guys. Lips become an option.
Unnecessary attention? Tell me why don't you like it? More girls for you now!
God gave you the free gift of lips and yet you want to use stuff like money to flaunt?
This is amazing.
Don't pout - just be proud[/quote]I want chics to stare at me height, size, broad shoulders and even bulge(if necessary)
Those are masculinity kizzacks. . . . BUT lips?
Blimey. . . . .It's like guys staring at your calf and complimenting it.

@ J-girl,

I don't think guys pay attention to the colour of lips. . . .Well, lemme speak for meself( i look past all that as there are many things to stare at)
Seriously, i don't like the colour of ma lips. It draws unnecessary attention to me as you know i am a gentleman.
I prefer to flaunt cash, whips n blings than lips. . . .
Blimey, who flaunts lips? Am i expected to pout em like a pig or what?

@ Stillwater,

Since u crush on Keanu Reeves n Johnny Depp. . . .I have a feenin u might also like Marilyn Manson n Peter Crouch.
All of em are as pale as the skin of a boiled chicken.

@ J-girl,

I cannot understand why the colour of lips and not size is a turn on for some women.
Guys don't run after women with pink or green lips. . . . . .There are other stuffs we see that gets us energised.
Why can't women follow suit? Why do women pay so much attention to lil details?

@ Stillwater,

Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp?
Please add Marilyn Manson and Peter Crouch to your list of men that makes u hyper.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=141281.msg2362510#msg2362510 date=1213231750]Oh please!
What's so special about them?
Because they are guys with pink lips doesn't make them better kissers.
But then again, I guess the fact that it's pink just makes them look like better kissers - it's gotta be a thing with the hormones of the women.

@ Xerxes - don't get all happy. i doubt if any girls will steal with your women hating ways [/quote]I am not happy about it.
Imagine me on the train going to work. . . . .mind busy, head storming and a chic walking up to me just to say i like your lips. . .
Ma immediate reaction is to always tuck em in . . . . .It's so embarrassing.
I want to start smoking weed now to darken em a bit so i can keep em away from prying eyes.

stillwater:
I dislike guys with pink lips That's why I hate dislike Desmond Elliot!!!!!!!!!

I believe u do. I guess Segun Arinze/Taribo West are your ideas of a classic bloke.

sanguineseun:
It's not new that some girls are extremely crazy about guys with pink lips, i wonder o!what's d secret,does it make d lip look like jam?I once witnessed a heated argument involvin 2 girls when one of them stole d other's boyfriend's pics,she was later caught while cuddlin d pic,just because he has pink lipsdo all ladies like it, girls,comment?

Spot on!!!!!!

I get these reactions all the time and it is embarrassing when gurls(strangers) actually tell u. . .I love ya lips!!!!
Whats the big deal about lips?
It's a joke that the most unimportant bits of life get gurls on HEAT.

[quote author=HR.hotness link=topic=141518.msg2362385#msg2362385 date=1213228686]I spse thats wht attracts u eh? [/quote]My opinion does not necessarily mean that is what i do. . . .
Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Alert:
please your suggestions are needed especially from the menfolk. I am tired of seeing "how to woo a woman" so guys lets try something different and more interesting.

Fart in his presence!!! Farticles attracts men more than pheromones.

arianne:
strong wake up call, xactly my point all along, the guy saying she was this or wasnt that would be logical, but too good together is scary. something is definitely stewing.

The guy is very wack at making excuses.
What he wanted to say or what he should have said is. . . . . . .Baby, reh reh reh. . . . . .U are too good for me. U deserve someone better than me.
But when he claims he is good and the girl is too good. . . . .Thats no break-up excuse.
I suggest u tell your friend to get the guy kidnapped and castrate him. He is a disgrace to us men.
If a nigga gotta lie, he should make frantic efforts to do it well. . . . .If a man has to be monkey, let him be a gorilla.

arianne:
too good to be together!!!

How can 2 people be too good to be together.
When people are compatible then it means they are doing extremely well.
When did something good turns out to be NEGATIVE??

arianne:
maybe my question should av been can 2 people be too good for each other?

Too good for each other to seperate or to marry?
Which one?

arianne:
well probably because men can do very little without their ego getting in the way.

Egos? I dunno about that.

as per the born-again line, if he says he's born agian then she's the mother of jesus! very compatible.

U reckon??

arianne:
now thats funny.

i understand d emotional stunts women can pull at times like that, but then a lady cable of exploding like that will show such tendencies along the way. u can't totally blame ladies for being that way atimes, its means alot for a lady to reject other advances just because u make her believe her life revolves around u, and then, --poof!.the rage will be dangerous and especially with lame reasons like this. people break up and still make d most of it and stay close , i think it just depends on personalities and the approach.

Invigorating!!!!

I still think guys have to be diplomatic when breaking up with a woman.
Women sometimes interprete a man's bluntness as arrogance or irresponsibility.
The best way to do it is not to tell her at all till she finds out herself or lie one is born-again!!!!

Guys are sometimes worried to spill the beans in BLACK N WHITE cos most women are suicidal or too emotional.
A friend of mine once suffered an acid bath for telling his gurl it was over!!!!
Besides, how am i supposed to tell a chic suspected to be a witch/ogbanje that it's over. . . .
Am i crazy??

omoovie:
Xerxes I pity the girl that marries you and since it seems you place oyibo and acata girls higher than Naija babes is it any surprise to you that all the Naija babes you've been with want money, maybe a little sex and nothing else from you? You are a disgrace to the few respectful Naija men around the world! If it is so bad and you feel so put upon paying for the dates and giving presents would it kill you to let the babe know that "hey, I would like it if you offered or paid for our dates more and gave me presents". Let's be honest with ourselves. A Naija babe would only spend money on a man when she feels he deserves it and our upbringing has raised us to expect that a guy provides the finances on dates and so on. I am of the new school that believes in equality and I have surprised my boyfriends with a weekend vacation and a gifts before without prompting. The first time I was in a serious relationship with a Naija guy and did that he said it was emasculating and insulting that I picked up the cheque. Now tell me what y'all want? Naija men as far as I'm concerned are mostly a very confused bunch and brook no allowances for error whenever it comes to Naija babes. If she doesn't pay 4 anything she's just after your often nonexistent money. If she pays she's being insulting and treading on your male honor. If she gree without too much toasting she is a cheap slut and u now have clearance to just mess with her and waka, if she no gree or gree after much hardship she's a stuck up bitch and will ever remain a spinster! GOD! I'm tired of Nigerian men! & before u nitwits that I know exist out there start harping on the previous statement let me preemptively reply --- I'm glad you're effing tired of me too so kiss my large, tasty African ass!

Peace!

Yet anutha waste of valuable bandwidth.
It's funny how schlepps like u connect what people say on a forum to how they are in the real word.
Thinking about the garbage u just spilled here, i think people around u should be sorry for your warped reasoning and lack of stealth.
It seems cockroaches crawled up your bleached butt which explains why you are spewing prattle.

Lookie, this is a public forum. I can argue for/against any topic. At the end of the day, it's a debate.
If i feel Naija women are buncha gold-diggers on Monday, so shall it be. . . . . .Meanwhile, it does not mean i will repeat the same thing on tuesday.
If u have got issues with your self-confidence and your aura, u can take a deadly hike or better still, play pentagrams with your vagina.
I am sick n tired of debating with obnoxious momma pigs like u.
Bloody lummox!

t00 cUTE:
what is it? want 2 knw your view.

None of the above as there's no TECHNICAL VIRGIN.

Scolari as Chelsea's manager will make next season so interesting!!!!!

Ferguson, Scolari, Wenger, Benitez and Ramos?? ??
I am loving it!!!!

sistawoman:
i can only speak of me personally. Just like my man takes me out i also take him out.

Naija women should borrow a leaf from this!!!!

onyinye2:
may god help you xerxes

Amen.

P.S. Always endeavour to write God with a capital "g".

onyinye2:
@xerxes
how do you know it is not the woman that YOU attract that act this way

All women act this way.
The only exception are the Caucasian women.
They love going dutch.

stillwater:
You guys still trying to decipher who Xerxes is? He's a Sexist!!!!

Yea-yea-yea.