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Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 4:22am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: A well administered dose of VIAGRA can cushion the effects of any disappointment. Besides there are alternatives like afrodisiacs and ecstasy pills. ~Antidote~: Trouser snake is one of the few warm-blooded reptiles still in existence. The trouser snake is a solitary creature, and usually small and docile. When threatened it will try to intimidate the intruder by standing tall and puffing up, it can sometimes increase several times in size (but rarely). As a last resort, if intimidation does not work, the trouser snake may resort to spitting at its perceived threat. The habitat of the trouser snake, as the name suggests, is trousers. Invariably it's male trousers, as the snakes seem to have a particular dislike of women. If a woman simply comes within sight of a trouser snake it will often stand vigil and puff up threateningly. Another reason male trousers are preferred is because most men don't wear skirts, so they provide a more stable habitat. Now tell me u don't want to keep this lovely pet around u. . . . . . . U dont even need a Vet to take care of it. Besides, it has the ability of procreating unlike the useless silly rabbit that depends on batteries to have fun. Don't even compare. 1 billion women cannot be wrong. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 4:12am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: Sex is not a reflex action. . . but responding to stimuli is a reflex action. Do the math! @ Antidote, Keep deceiving yourself. Mr Rabbit has as much stamina as your hands put together. Once your hands tire out, Mr Rabbit is useless. It doesn't have a mind of his own like Prince John Thomas aka one eyed trouser snake. I don't know the kind of stuffs u have read but trust me, trouser snake is the shiznit. . . . He never disappoints and doesn't need batteries to run. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 4:00am On Jun 12, 2008 |
~Antidote~: Holy Mother Land? Is that Mecca or Bethlehem? You are not going anywhere. . . . Not until u get your belly bumped up a bit. j-girl: Men are not animals. . . . .responding to stimuli is not an animalistic behaviour. When dust gets into your nose, u sneeze. . . .It's a reflex action, u cannot question it. ~Antidote~: Can Mr Rabbit kiss, caress and can be set on handsfree/bluetooth mode?? Silly Rabbit has nuthing on Prince John Thomas jor. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:49am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: You are a meanie!!! Let men act like animals around their women too. . . Lil did u know some women love the aggression and graggs. I used to have a neighbour whose girlfriend can't get turned on unless the whole sex thing is like a rape. It must involve scratching, light slaps, screams and ripping of clothes. . .Other neighbours have called the po-po many times on em as a result. The chic is so twisted she loves it that way. Tell us how u like it!!!! ~Antidote~: Trust me on this. . . . . .Women are so pressed to shag, they would beat up their husbands if they decline their advances. Please prepare for this phase. . . . .It can be frustrating and depressing. @ Stillwater, Hugh Hefner is fit. . . . . .Playboy mansion gurls would tell u more about him. Control this one? Don't worry, ma time would come. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:40am On Jun 12, 2008 |
stillwater: I am not wicked. . . . .Just checking out your dos n donts.
Honestly, i don't like it. Any alpha male likes to control his immediate environment and that applies to me.
You reckon? ~Antidote~: You are missing a point. . . . . There's a point in womanhood too when they feel Hot 24-7. Was told women between 29-39 feel like boys during their puberty. . . .The urge to get down is so high it's unhealthy. Don't worry. . . . .y'all time would come but it's so unfair most of y'all would be married by then. @ J-girl, Buffy? Who is buffy? |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:33am On Jun 12, 2008 |
4 Him: The most civilised man can turn primitive with the speed of light. Did u ever think Bill Clinton would get fellated in the oval office? While i agree these things are not automatic(as certain variables have to click), the probability of it happening when the stage is set is 99%. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:27am On Jun 12, 2008 |
~Antidote~: It's in their DNA. . . . . . .Men cannot control that action. A full blooded young man with testosterone flowing in his blood stream will howl, gibber, bleat and scream when he envisions a well-rounded butt and boombastic cleavage. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:20am On Jun 12, 2008 |
stillwater: That rapist on Con Air.
I don't derive pleasure in cheap praises like lips. . . . .I don't love being chased, i enjoy chasing. Xerxes aint a monster!!!! He is a lamb in wolf's clothing. @ Acidrop, Shed some light, will ya? @ Antidote, Men howl like uncouth animals? This is demeaning. . . . . . . I am trying hard to stomach that. Please rephrase. @ J-girl, Lips are sufficient. Is it not possible for a bloke to have pink lips and be rubbish in kissing? Do u prefer pink/rubbish to dark/good kisser? |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:11am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: But seriously, what is it about men that once they see some cleavage and some round butt. . . . they get restless. Realistically, sex is over-rated. After one is done, there's this sick feeling that tells u. . . Is that it? And before u do it. . . . .it's like one might die if one does not bust a nut. I think it's fuckery. @ Antidote, Are lips ugly again? . . . . . .and the plot thickens. Please tell us the difference between beautiful lips and the ugly ones. No knowledge is lost. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 3:03am On Jun 12, 2008 |
stillwater: Just yanking yer chain about Hugh Hefner. . . . . .Try Danny Trejo.
Shy? These days. . . . .I try as much to apply damage limitation. Once i get on the train, i plug ma ears with headphones to prevent such lewd compliments early in the morning. It's called building a firewall around one's self. Apple could be twats in the way they extort customers but the MP3/MP4 invention is a miracle. stillwater: Xerxes is not a monster!!!! j-girl: Wishing they could kiss a total stranger? Gosh. . . . . .which brings us back to square one: moral decadence. ~Antidote~: I think i prefer weed-smoking lips. . . . . .Thick and very dark. It epitomises toughness, ruthlessness and i don't give a hoot. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 2:46am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: Erotic part? Lookie. . . . . . . .Have u been watching SEX GUIDE DVDs Your use of words in this subject is making ma heart quiver. . . . . . Fess up now!!! |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 2:40am On Jun 12, 2008 |
acidrop: Guys with pink lips are kissers? Can u expantiate? stillwater: I see. What about Hugh Hefner? stillwater: Blushing? Nah. I am used to it now. When i sense it might happen. . . . .I use huge newspapers to cover ma face. Blimey. . . . .how does one respond to such compliments?? Very annoying! |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 2:35am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: I want chics to stare at me height, size, broad shoulders and even bulge(if necessary) Those are masculinity kizzacks. . . . BUT lips? Blimey. . . . .It's like guys staring at your calf and complimenting it. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 2:17am On Jun 12, 2008 |
@ J-girl, I don't think guys pay attention to the colour of lips. . . .Well, lemme speak for meself( i look past all that as there are many things to stare at) Seriously, i don't like the colour of ma lips. It draws unnecessary attention to me as you know i am a gentleman. I prefer to flaunt cash, whips n blings than lips. . . . Blimey, who flaunts lips? Am i expected to pout em like a pig or what? @ Stillwater, Since u crush on Keanu Reeves n Johnny Depp. . . .I have a feenin u might also like Marilyn Manson n Peter Crouch. All of em are as pale as the skin of a boiled chicken. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 2:03am On Jun 12, 2008 |
@ J-girl, I cannot understand why the colour of lips and not size is a turn on for some women. Guys don't run after women with pink or green lips. . . . . .There are other stuffs we see that gets us energised. Why can't women follow suit? Why do women pay so much attention to lil details? @ Stillwater, Keanu Reeves and Johnny Depp? Please add Marilyn Manson and Peter Crouch to your list of men that makes u hyper. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 1:54am On Jun 12, 2008 |
j-girl: I am not happy about it. Imagine me on the train going to work. . . . .mind busy, head storming and a chic walking up to me just to say i like your lips. . . Ma immediate reaction is to always tuck em in . . . . .It's so embarrassing. I want to start smoking weed now to darken em a bit so i can keep em away from prying eyes. stillwater: I believe u do. I guess Segun Arinze/Taribo West are your ideas of a classic bloke. |
Romance / Re: For Ladies: Why Guys With Pink Lips? by Xerxes4(m): 1:45am On Jun 12, 2008 |
sanguineseun: Spot on!!!!!! I get these reactions all the time and it is embarrassing when gurls(strangers) actually tell u. . .I love ya lips!!!! Whats the big deal about lips? It's a joke that the most unimportant bits of life get gurls on HEAT. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Woo A Man? by Xerxes4(m): 1:03am On Jun 12, 2008 |
HR.hotness: My opinion does not necessarily mean that is what i do. . . . Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. |
Romance / Re: How To Woo A Man? by Xerxes4(m): 12:56am On Jun 12, 2008 |
Alert: Fart in his presence!!! Farticles attracts men more than pheromones. |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by Xerxes4(m): 12:40am On Jun 12, 2008 |
arianne: The guy is very wack at making excuses. What he wanted to say or what he should have said is. . . . . . .Baby, reh reh reh. . . . . .U are too good for me. U deserve someone better than me. But when he claims he is good and the girl is too good. . . . .Thats no break-up excuse. I suggest u tell your friend to get the guy kidnapped and castrate him. He is a disgrace to us men. If a nigga gotta lie, he should make frantic efforts to do it well. . . . .If a man has to be monkey, let him be a gorilla. |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by Xerxes4(m): 12:33am On Jun 12, 2008 |
arianne: How can 2 people be too good to be together. When people are compatible then it means they are doing extremely well. When did something good turns out to be NEGATIVE?? |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by Xerxes4(m): 12:21am On Jun 12, 2008 |
arianne: Too good for each other to seperate or to marry? Which one? |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by Xerxes4(m): 11:55pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
arianne: Egos? I dunno about that.
U reckon?? |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by Xerxes4(m): 11:13pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
arianne: Invigorating!!!! I still think guys have to be diplomatic when breaking up with a woman. Women sometimes interprete a man's bluntness as arrogance or irresponsibility. The best way to do it is not to tell her at all till she finds out herself or lie one is born-again!!!! |
Romance / Re: Is There Anything As "too Compatible" by Xerxes4(m): 10:51pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Guys are sometimes worried to spill the beans in BLACK N WHITE cos most women are suicidal or too emotional. A friend of mine once suffered an acid bath for telling his gurl it was over!!!! Besides, how am i supposed to tell a chic suspected to be a witch/ogbanje that it's over. . . . Am i crazy?? |
Romance / Re: Is A Boyfriend An Investment For A Lady? by Xerxes4(m): 10:06pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
omoovie: Yet anutha waste of valuable bandwidth. It's funny how schlepps like u connect what people say on a forum to how they are in the real word. Thinking about the garbage u just spilled here, i think people around u should be sorry for your warped reasoning and lack of stealth. It seems cockroaches crawled up your bleached butt which explains why you are spewing prattle. Lookie, this is a public forum. I can argue for/against any topic. At the end of the day, it's a debate. If i feel Naija women are buncha gold-diggers on Monday, so shall it be. . . . . .Meanwhile, it does not mean i will repeat the same thing on tuesday. If u have got issues with your self-confidence and your aura, u can take a deadly hike or better still, play pentagrams with your vagina. I am sick n tired of debating with obnoxious momma pigs like u. Bloody lummox! |
Romance / Re: Is Virginiy Dignity Or Lack Of Opportunity? by Xerxes4(m): 9:42pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
t00 cUTE: None of the above as there's no TECHNICAL VIRGIN. |
Sports / Re: European Nations Cup 2008 Discussion Thread by Xerxes4(m): 9:37pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Scolari as Chelsea's manager will make next season so interesting!!!!! Ferguson, Scolari, Wenger, Benitez and Ramos?? ?? I am loving it!!!! |
Romance / Re: Is A Boyfriend An Investment For A Lady? by Xerxes4(m): 8:25pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
sistawoman: Naija women should borrow a leaf from this!!!! onyinye2: Amen. P.S. Always endeavour to write God with a capital "g". |
Romance / Re: Is A Boyfriend An Investment For A Lady? by Xerxes4(m): 8:11pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
onyinye2: All women act this way. The only exception are the Caucasian women. They love going dutch. stillwater: Yea-yea-yea. |
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