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~Antidote~:
Buenos Noches y'all, I am out


@J-Girl, See ya around honey, Jenny, take care, MY days on Nairaland  has just officially  "ended" ,

CHECKMATE!!!!!!!!!!! .

~Antidote~:
I run the Rock of my salvation, Amen, Lord keep me safe from the hands of "evil". Those who  wish to devour my soul. AMEN!!

Xerxes, I swear eh, If you cannot perform, I will pack your things in those "Ghana must go bags" and return you to your parent's house the very said night,  

Stop pretending!!!!!
U nearly passed out the other day i actually had to call 999. . . . . . . . .
Have u stopped your nose-bleeding yet?

~Antidote~:
We make LOVE, Not war, , I have him under ma wings, umbrella and better yet Duvet, shhhhhhhhh,

@Xerxes, I am not worried at all, I know you can handle your business jor , I just pray you have life insurance and an excellent heart.Becos when ah catch yo ah go turn yo on, an on an on, like the energizer bunny love

I am ready for you.
Besides, u are the only woman i can bone without a condom on.

jennykadry:
4her u have married thousands of men on this forum,from debo to eldee to xerxes to Mcomo to DR kitaun to Negro to bawomolo to stephen to uche2nna to now its 4him,may gawd have mercy on u,AMEN

I am not on her HIT LIST.
U may have to modify your post.
My wife is ONLINE!!!

~Antidote~:
see me see wahala oooooooooooooo,  oooooooooooooh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, ouuuuuuuuuuuuch, is music to the ear, How about "grunt grunt.see what you have done to me ooooooooo"?

Don't get me wrong, dearie . . . .
Women should channel the energy used in screaming the house down into the physical aspect of it.
A woman lying like a log of wood and mixing soundtracks can create distraction.
If u try that with me, it's me n ma apple earphones in bed with u. Deal?

~Antidote~:
@topic
You men need to stop blaming nature for your "sexual-piggish" ways, You guys need to learn some decorum where sex is concerned.  NO gentleman will roll over and grunt like a pig after making Love to his woman.  He will cuddle her and sing sweet music in her ears jor

Sing music after bed-pressing for 10-25 minutes to please his woman?
What else do u gurls want? Ice-cream factory in bed??
Whereas all Antidote gets to do is ooooooh, ahhhhhhhh, ouuuuch. . . . . . .

j-girl:
Lai lai - i would slap him awake . Turn and snore while i'm still recovering? There's the warm up, the actual exercise and then he needs to cool me down. Hisssssssssssss - there's more work to be done than snoring.

Maybe if women put more energy into sex, they would understand.
Why are y'all complaining. . . . . .all u get to do is lie down there and provide the usual boring soundtrack.

Men's sex hormones put em to sleep after sex.
It's the simple law of nature just like gravity.

So when ur geezer turns away and snore, don't be offended.
It's not his fault.

j-girl:
Chai! It's in a man's dna to answer nature's call? Nature's call is eating and going to the bathroom not screwing everything that looks pleasant in a skirt.
Women are clingy by default? It's not our fault - it's because we claim to love your gender. Once a girl loves a guy - the guy doesn't pay any attention to her again because he knows she's on lockdown. On the other hand if a man is in love with a woman, he will still be roaming about looking for side dishes. Why can't men want emotional bonds too? What's wrong with that?

U must understand the body system of a man is way different from that of a woman.

A man wants to relax after a ferocious love-making. . . . .Matter of fact, he wants to be by himself.
On the other hand, a woman wants to cling because of hormones like Prolactin(the same hormone females produce during breast-feeding which, in women, promotes mother/baby bonding and makes her want to cuddle after sex).

j-girl:
EXCUSE YOU?
Men have no idea what they want. How many times does a guy say he loves a girl more than anything in the world and as soon as he see another chic, he brings out his equipment with no shame and conscience and then he uses it on another. Men are too confused to be even gather their heads in relationships. I support women that actually end up being clingy after one night stands. For one thing i've learnt is that when a man and a woman sleep together - spiritually, they are joined together as man and wife. So the lady is only acting on the spiritual connotations.

I'm not preaching against sex before marriage oooo - all i'm saying is that if you have a one night stand - get ready for the consequences.
If men knew what they want, they would be much better because they would know how to spot the woman that is truly meant for them.

Can u hear youself?

A man loving his wife does not mean he cannot respond to stimuli. . . . . .It's in a man's DNA to answer nature's call.
It is by no means CHEATING.  Women are governed by different hormones that makes em shut down or Hot depending on the time of the month.
Whereas for a man, they are forever on ignition. . . . .Are u blaming us for this exclusive feature God has installed in us?

Besides, women are clingy by default, not by choice.
There's a dangerous hormone your gender secrete after sex that makes y'all wanna cling to a man. . . . .
Sex releases chemicals in y'all brains creating an emotional bond with the man and thereafter the rules of the game are entirely switched.
Once the rules change, problem starts.

@ J-girl,

You are missing the point like a free-throw shot. Men know what they want, just read the body language.

Many atimes, women make the mistake of assuming just because a guy picked em up in a bar/pub something has started.
Gosh. . . . .it's so depressing when u ask a girl for a dance in the club and she's hitting on u afterwards.
Men are opportunists and when they are pushed, they respond to stimuli.

Boom! They end up between the SHEETS and after the deed is done. . . .the woman starts acting clingy.
Come on. . . . Why do women pretend they don't see the EXIT SIGN after the shebang??
A quick tumble in the hay aint a relationship. . . . women should accept they have been played and MOVE ON!!!!

~Antidote~:
I am too tired to even deal with your ass tonight, Soon com,

Deal with me? I would bite your te tes off.
Worst case scenario. . . . .U ask for a break to strengthen us. . . .

j-girl:
That's not manning up, that's being an animal and even though you named yourself after one - i'd like to think you're a little more civilized than the average jackal. I've told you once. Mess up and I'm coming to kick you out of her house.

Open relationships and breaks makes you know what you truly want. Guys never know what they want. Women are also indecisive but guys are just plain heartless and the only way as a girl to protect yourself in a relationship is by having an open one so if plan A fails, plan B next


Xerxes, Women ARE smart. We have street sense. Please don't make me go there with you. Do not insult women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep preaching!!!!!
Open relationships and breaks are just excuses to commit fornication!!!!!
Father Abraham would be shaking his head in heaven on the DAY OF RECKONING. . . . .Can't wait any longer for the judgement day.
Loads of women would burn like Chicken BBQ.

onyinye2:
@xerxes
what a shame. you gon call a woman stupid. what is a woman suppose to be two steps behind you. MONKEY!!!

Can u decipher this message? It seems your keyboard is faulty!

eldee:
@Xerxes
I don't know why this kind of opression is still happening in 2008
For goodness sake, what does she mean by break?
Give me some space? My Lawd!!!

If we wanted private lives, then why did we start going out?

Em gurls are growing wings everyday. . . . . .How can a gurl say she wants a break to sort her head. . . .
Why cant she sort it while she is with her man? I suspect its a decoy that would naturally allow her to be with her crush!!!
As smart as women think they are. . . . they still lack street/gutter sense.

j-girl:

What can you do? Do not make me spill the secrets your wifey told me. All i have to do is call her and you're a goner
A break means that everyone is on his own and can do whatever they want. Why are guys so scared of open relationships and breaks? Y'all need to man up and realize that these things are necessary.

Can u hear yourself? How is this scheme going to ever work when Jane is shagging away and John is humping his own birds.
We need to man up? Of course, manning up is pulling her hair and throwing her stuffs out in black plastic bags(i hope Antidote doesnt see this).

onyinye2:
@xerxes
why i think she is being a woman about the situation. she just doesnt want to throw the whole relationship in the garbage. she wants some time off to think things through. She could have gone the easy rode and left but she didnt.

Negative!!!!

In moments like this, a woman is at her lowest ebb thus vulnerable.
She is more likely to cheat now than any other time in the relationship. . . . So if i were the poster, i would throw her bags out of the window the moment she leaves ma house.  A man should always prep himself for the worst case scenario.

LadyT:
Leave me and Jackal our loff has been going on a long time.  
Your wife is a wrestler.  she will have to wrestle me off you after your animal comment!  na me and you today! Jackal  

It seems LadyT is hallucinating. . . . . .Me and You in loff?
You should pass that blunt to the LHS.

@ J-girl,

You are on ma radar from now on.
Watch your back.

Blow her socks off?
Somebody has been reading loads of Barbara Cartland.

@ Eldee,

These women dunno what time is it, do they?
How can a gurl say she needs her space in a relationship. . . . .If she wants out, she should flipping be a babe about it and say so!!!!
Lets just hope the gurl wont get preggers for anutha man while she is on break.

@ J-girl,

I meant higher animals. . . . .wasn't talking of pigs, dogs or baboons.
Gosh, if u are not a plant, u must be an animal, innit?
But seriously, i dunno what chics of nowadays are turning to. . . . .sitting on the fence to perpetrate their evil deeds.
God help my woman if she tells me this kind of gibberish, i would chop her tits off.

LadyT:
Xerxes whenever a see your comments I just want to jump on you and do something!!!

Jump on me and do something?
My wife is a wrestler, be careful what u say!!!

~Antidote~:
There say absence makes the heart grow fonder, Give the lady her space, Who knows! It can be better the next time around,

Space? Space for her to go and shag another dude?
I'm gobsmacked.

j-girl:
You've started again.
What are men? They are more dangerous than women afterall, is it not a man on Nairaland that chose the username Jackal out of his own will? What human names himself jackal ehn?

She needs a break because she needs to make up her mind. You need to stay with her and help her through her confusion. Like they say out of sight is out of mind. You guys cannot deal with breaks easily. As soon as the girl leaves your house for 2 hours, you're already looking for a stand-in. How much more 3 months? You need to keep her close by you and watch her handle it. Maybe you're not satisfying her with your love enough. maybe you're not showing her love. You need to treat her like a princess. She'll make up her mind and stay with you.

I am shocked.
J-girl, must u be biased to back women on this forum?

phemmy26:
My girlfriend and i have been dating for the past two years and all we ve had our ups and down, but now she said she needs a break as in time for herself to know what she really wants. She said many things that like want to know what she really wants in a man, and that also she is 4 months older than me, and she has a crush on someone and don't understand why she is in love with me and also falling for another guy, the funiest thing i and this other guy, we greet each other every time we see, even ln the presence of my girl friend. She says that we mostly argue and fight most time but we don't. The only reason why i get angry with her is that when she gets annoyed on small issues which she shouldn't, i then get angry because of that, but the funniest thing is that it doesn't last more than two days.

I really love her so much and this is not the first time she has brought up these issue of us staying apart for a while this is the third time but now she is really adamant for this time apart. Am already heart broken because no one would ever know that it come to this, almost every one are aware of our relationship and they envy us. Its even shocking to people that we are going apart. I really don't want to loose. I have been unable to eat since sunday and its really telling on me. What should i do? Is that she found these other guy more better than me, or what. She says she has seen some qualities in that man that she hasnt found in me. I have sacrificed everything for her, and she know that and even tells me that she hopes that this is not a mistake that she would regret later in life. I have begged her, her friends have begged her, my friends also, but she is still adamant. I don't know what to do. I have never loved anyone like this before, she is my first love. I some time wonder if its because of the age difference. Please i need a shoulder to lean on. If these finally pass away and we don't get to stay together, i don't think i would ever love someone so deeply anymore again. I no realize why guys don't fall in love and just have girls for fun and i think she is pushing me to see it that way.

She is fed up already. . . . . .
Women are dangerous animals. . . . The break she is talking about is actually a break-up but she is trying to cushion the effects with lets stay apart for a while and reh reh reh. . . . . .
When people have problems, they stay together to solve it. . . . Great minds don't run away from their problems.
Ma advice: Kick her ass out like POLIO.   She doesn't deserve u.

@ Rad,

Gotta hit the sack now!!!
Make sho your team wins tomorrow.

debosky:
@ Rad

4Him had a trial last week, unfortunately he always rips the thongs apart because he's too aggressive, he'll never make a good thong washer.

If you have grannie pants aka pata nla then he will be very successful in those ones - the ones made thick enough to withstand bladder failure and all that

This is insane!!!

Radiant:
Are your sisters on Nairaland?

Nah!!!!!! I could make a few calls though.

Radiant:
Please wait for her to confirm before I pass out here

I think y'all peops should form an association!!!!
The posse is growing with a reckless abandon.
I won't be surprised if the customer base tops 1000 by Monday.

stillwater:
now I know you hate me!!!!!

After biting me and spreading venom. . . . .U deserve to be hated slightly.

Radiant:
Jack, please stop. My ribs are about to crack 600 with hand?? Debo, you da bomb!

I'm stopping!!!

Haba!! 10 thongs to be washed for free by the world champion, Debo and afterwards wash two wash next free . Or you wear grannies??

I have a sneaky feening she does.

stillwater:
@Xerxes

Done that already!!!! Go and heal your scars!!!!

Do i need a polyvalent snake antivenom??

Radiant:
You are one hell of a person! Basket full of thongs?? You damn crazy Why should I pay 10d for 1 when Debo offered to wash the first 10 for free. That means I'm saving 100 bucks!

U must be one of Debosky's most important client.
Besides, i think the first 10 is free because u are washing 600 items, innit?

stillwater:
Once a dreamer, always a dreamer

Bite me!!!!!

ibkaye:
I didn't make any big fuss, just stated what i thought, I still believe that age is important, considering that situation you asked me to imagine I would be pissed but I guess I would have to deal with it and move on

Thank you very much!!!!

ibkaye:
ahh, well I wouldn't due to the fact that my religion prohibits me to divorce except on the grounds of adultery, so I guess my answer to that is no

So if u know that it is something u can actually live with in the 1st place, why make it such a big fuss?
U women can be snakes sometimes. How sure are u the guy u are dating now is not 5 years younger than u?

stillwater:
I can vouch for Xerxes, he's a good thong washer

What a joke!!!!
When the whole land knows your precision in washing men's boxer shorts n Y-front undies is unequalled!!!!
All u need is canoe soap or KLIN.  

ibkaye:
Isn't one of the things needed for a marriage 'trust', that would be so immature of the guy, lying about your age during a normal relationship is bad enough but marriage? Jeez, what kind of marriage is that

Answer the question and ignore what kind of marriage it is.
The question is would u walk out of a marriage because u belatedly found out the guy lied about his age?

stillwater:
All I can say is you don't lie to me period!!!!!!

And if he does and u find out after ur wedding, would u kick him to the curb?

ibkaye:
why would he lie to someone he loves? to me, not only does age matter in a relationship, but also trust

That answer is simple. . . . .
He lied because he wanted u so much and he knew his age disqualifies him in the first place.
Naturally, he had to lie just like guys lie over material stuffs and girls like over the number of their exes/virginity.
What will a woman do after sleeping with a guy younger than u for 3 years? U quit and stop loving him cos he is younger?
Blimey. . . . .Nairaland is a land of Philistines.

Radiant:
Ohh Christ! Sure Debo, as long as it's you I can wait.

Tiffy, said she'll contact you soon.

You are still haggling over prices n services?
It seems u have a basketful amount of thongs to wash. . .
A lot of money is about to be made by Debo!!!

ibkaye:
well if he can't even tell me the simple truth. . . .

What if he confesses after the wedding? U will get a divorce?
Y'all gurls like to pretend. . . . . . Does age matter after a long time in a relationship?
The answer is a freaking NO!!!!