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Family / Re: I Impregnated A Pastor's Daughter, We Rushed The Wedding by xjeff(m): 3:48pm On Nov 12, 2019
Sometimes i WONDER what men think when hitting a lady without condom... You are simply aiming for pregnancy.

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Religion / Re: 2 Nuns Became Pregnant Working In Africa, Catholic Church Investigates by xjeff(m): 7:27am On Nov 06, 2019
Africa is a powerful continent... Anything can happen

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Nairaland / General / Dejavu... The Feeling Of Having Experienced Something Before by xjeff(m): 4:13pm On Oct 28, 2019
Déjà vu is the feeling that one has lived through the present situation before. The phrase translates literally as "already seen"
Was hooking up with some friends and all of a sudden it just dawned on me that I have experienced the scenario with them before. With each sitting in positions I have seen before, making sentences I have heard from them before. I need you guys to share your experiences with dejavu.... Thank you
Romance / Re: My Encounter With A Nairaland Girl I Have Been Hanging Out With : by xjeff(m): 3:49pm On Oct 28, 2019
isyourboy:
We met on this forum late last month. Collected her number and tried to initiate chat with her on whatsapp. She been giving me one worded reply every time. And turned down every time I ask us to meet. I just ignored her after that. One day I shared pics of my colleagues at work and myself on my whatsapp ( I work in a renowed audit firm between). She saw it. A week after, she chatted me and I was surprised. She tend to be more friendlier this time. Always asking me how I'm doing, if I've eaten and if I have a woman in my life. Long story short, she told me she wanna visit me which I agree

To cut the story. After the visitation, she started doing the girfriend thing with me and calling me her boo. Then she had this thing she wanna pay for, she had this thing she wanna buy, she's short on cash and broke. She's always broke and I used to send money (might not be much). But yesterday, she hint about her mother needing cash cos she is sick and wanna buy drug for her. She needed 50k. I couldn't oblige her. Before I know it was she started calling me all sort of names on whatsapp and even abuse me. Now she's block me.

Why are these girls this predictable?
Bro it's every where oooooo, they're so predictable and becoming quite annoying!!!
Romance / Re: How Can I Control My Sexual Urges In School Environment? by xjeff(m): 6:10am On Oct 27, 2019
Rednaxelot:
You can drop out of school and open a barbing shop, since you have got gen, TV, GOtv. Ladies won’t come patronizing, but men. With that, there won’t be sexual urge which will disturb you from achieving your goals and no head dizzy.

Anuofia.
Best reply of the century!
Politics / Re: Ben Murray Bruce As Senior Prefect In 1974, St. Gregory's College (Throwback Pix by xjeff(m): 6:04am On Oct 22, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
Can you identify my other classmates ,such a silly question.
I tire ooooooooooooooo!
Romance / Re: Btw A Msc And Marriage. by xjeff(m): 10:34pm On Oct 16, 2019
fykes:
Bros, marriage isn't a decision u let others make for u. The fact u are asking this question in d first place says u are not ready.

Being ready isn't exactly about money. Don't mind all the make money first advice u'ld get.

A successful marriage is more than money and that make money mentality is a closeted selfishness which is against everything marriage is about.
Granted makinga family needs money but believe me, marriage to the right woman will make u better in every way especially financially. She may not give u money physically, but a good woman will prime ur heart, plan and invest in you morally, spiritually and physically if she can.

The right vibes she creates will attract all the money
u need if u are smart enough to appreciate her and reciprocate it.
Pls think less of money when u think of marriage, if u have d right woman in ur life, all d wedding, feeding, cars etc u worry about, will cease to be a problem.

When u find d woman for u, money won't matter and that's when u are ready.. Bcoz u will know that if u miss this one, u may never get another like her.

Thanks bro, i really appreciate your insight!!!

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Romance / Re: Btw A Msc And Marriage. by xjeff(m): 9:25pm On Oct 16, 2019
Lol... Witty response. So if i have placed marriage before your answer would have been different?
Romance / Btw A Msc And Marriage. by xjeff(m): 9:18pm On Oct 16, 2019
Hi Nlanders i will turn 30 by Dec. Upon graduation i have been in the teaching sector. Salary is quite poor but still better than doing nothing. I recently got a job with a pay of 50k/mnth. I'm confused on what step to take now. Should I prepare for marriage or proceed for MSc.pls i need you candid advise. Thanks
Romance / Re: Giving Back Time by xjeff(m): 10:40am On Oct 05, 2019
2111950807 uba
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Gave Me A Deadline To Break Up by xjeff(m): 11:21am On Oct 03, 2019
Bro take life jejeh make nobody push you into doing things you are not ripe for.

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Celebrities / Re: Zlatan Ibile To Release A Song Trolling Tacha With Her "Body Odor" (Video) by xjeff(m): 8:58am On Sep 28, 2019
Weed smell is NOT Body odour!

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Family / Re: Living With My Parents Is Putting Me At A Disadvantage by xjeff(m): 7:33pm On Sep 26, 2019
Your hormones are shouting abi, just be careful. You should be happy having parents who care about you to monitor you. I once dated a lady who came over ma place spent 1 week without her parents asking bout her. How did i get to know? i came back home 1 late evening to find her crying i cuddled her and asked her what the issue was and she told me how no 1 has called to know how she was faring. Babe be happy you have parents who care!
Romance / Re: For Fun: Guyz How Do your babe Ask For Sex When she is With You? by xjeff(m): 7:04pm On Jul 28, 2019
Babe are you home, am coming over but won't stay long... Later, she'll be like "it's getting late"

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Romance / Re: Could my girlfriend be pregnant? by xjeff(m): 11:51am On Jul 24, 2019
While you were depositing the sperms you weren't confused, Now she's preggy you are confused! Are sperms not biological seeds?

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Romance / Re: My Current Relationship Problem. Should I Marry This Man Or His Beast. by xjeff(m): 12:43pm On Jul 23, 2019
No relationship on earth can EVER remain POSITIVELY the same after a cheating allegation!
Romance / Re: Timeline Of A Slay Queen by xjeff(m): 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2019
Guy your analysis is so on point!

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