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Abeg, OP na man ooo, As I stated, "a lady asked", Anyways, dat 1 na by d way waka, Stumbled on d article & opinions varied 4rm ppl sayin' they don't mind if they r comfortable to ppl sayin' its nasty, most babes swore they never have, D 1 wey funny me na 1 babe wey say her ex dey munch on her kitty even when she's on CodeRed, come dey talk say farting's nasty, Na im make me ask if na manners or formin',

So a lady states ``My man and I have been together for a year now, and I understand that relationships must be kept fresh at all times. I switch up our sex life, and I’m always looking as good as possible. But come on, and keep it real with me, once and for all: is it ever ok to burp, fart, or take a dump in front of my boyfriend? I’m SO super tired of having to be 100% perfect all the time!``,  Wud upholding d 100 per cent record be a function of manners or pretence,

(in some NollyWood village elder's voice) My people, they say, "Beauty lies in d eyes of d beholder", I agree, but isn't True Beauty there 4 every1 2 see??

Chai!! Nwa Bebe, as I have said b4, doesn't worry mmmm, Matter of fact, U will not b visitin' all dis places, U will own dem, Anytin 4 ya loff & d 12 strong boys U will born for me, who will take over my shops in Alaba, Okigwe, Aba & Onitsha & mmm d 8 beautiful gals who I'll get millions in bride price frm, Nwa bebe, (singin') All 4 U Nellaloff baybay, all 4 U,

Nna baybay, doesn't worry, I will send my "chasis" Benz to come pick ya loff from datu BusStop,

Creamish, abeg, Go give d nail some Para 'cos U smashed it on d head, (ok, dats a tad corny) but d point is, U must really b into som1, (& I'm talkin' d persons person, not variables dat can disappear 'morrow) 2 call it "serious", If its dat easy 4 any1 2 move away 4rm a "serious" relationship, then holla @ us when U r past puberty,

Nellaluv, (clearin' throat)eh hem, (in my improved ibo accent) then, baybay I loff U, talk ya own,

Registration fee, ko, Initiation fee, ni, Dis 1 na Nollywood flavoured scam, Can't stop laffin',

Nellaluv, thunder fire U for takin' a swipe @ my ibo brodas,  (in my thickest ibo accent) Nna baybay, my (hiccups) containers hav arrived @ d port,  (hiccups) wot do U "said"??

Come, make una contribute get d poster airtime 4 CNN make she promote Zim Women, E fit help their economy, On a more serious note, who & who dy talk say dem cheap?? U get 500 trillion Zimbabwean Dollars to pay??

Inky, I am a big advocate of equality, All dat talk of a "man's world" jst dy make me laff 'cos I fink virtually all male actions are informed by d need 2 please or hurt a woman (so who's d "boss"??), Imagine a world wiv no women (abeg, no wound urself imaginin' how "kept" we wud luk), But after all dats been said n done, 'tis ok 4 a woman 2 live off a man but if a guy does same??, Aha, I didn't fink so, Shoe on d other foot?? Equality, any1??,

Guy, no worry, Marry ur black princess & I bet U'll hav 1 of those Disney Happy Ever After lives, Weytin concern marriage concern purple or orange babe, No marry person wey send U, dey der dey shout depression,

(scratchin' my head lyk I've got lice) Guy, na d V b ur probs?? Make we do billboard b4 U go knw say d babe no send U?? Abeg, get a lyf & get wiv person wey send U, Or U no go 'gree waka until U "cut ur share"??

Ok, so I wrote dis "short" piece & I didn't preview it, 'twas only when I tried lookin' it up did I realise how my head 4 don auction 4 NL special IsiEwu, My sincerest (newcomers) apologies 2 whoever d fing vex, But knowin' NL 2 b NL som ppl no go jst 'gree hear sorry, To any1 lyk dat, nxt tym U near 3rd Mainland or any other bridge 4 dat matter, abeg, don't hesit8 2 do us dat favour, P. S: Iice, thnx btw,

1. I 2. Love 3. You,  These 3 words ,which have a mammoth significance on d actions of individuals, as it arouses such emotions as joy, sadness, sympathy, loyalty, rage, r used by everyone irrespective of age, sex, gender, race or social status,  Contrary to what many fink, love is not a subjective issue, 'tis objective,  It doesn't mean different things to different people, it means one thing, love,  The varying degree of its interpretation is a function of one's perceptive,  This alters what an individual considers love, but doesn't in reality change what love  means.
To get a full understanding of what love entails, we must 1st and foremost understand its dynamics,  Let us consider the statement "I love you",  Note that this requires two individuals but, to love another, you must ask, do you love yourself? Now, balance is very hard to achieve with respect to most human endeavors and love, even for one's self is no exception,  Most people either do not love themselves enough. If you do not love yourself enough, how can you love another? You might wonder how someone wouldn't love him or herself, but what would you say of someone who's been diagnosed with a terminal kidney or liver ailment and has been advised to stay off alcohol, but still drinks to stupor?? Or the six month pregnant lady who goes ahead to have an abortion against her doctors advice? People like these do not love themselves, only when faced with death do they value their lives. How can someone like this ever love someone else properly? Or like the
majority of people love themselves, as a matter of fact, way too much. Being selfish is human & most people lead themselves to believe that they love another. Coincidentally, this love grows in time of plenty but fails in time of hardship. Mothers who love their children wouldn't abandon their children at the hospital just because they are born with disabilities,  They would starve so their kids would eat,  If they loved themselves too much, this wouldn't happen.
"I love you"s are usually used during male/female relationships. Now, for all the people who profess love to each other, how many would starve so the other eats,  "for better, for worse, in sickness & in health", these are nuptial vows, said before God and man,  But how many people, being honest with themselves will go ahead with their marriages if they knew that immediately after the marriage, your spouse will be in a wheelchair, or that pretty face will be disfigured, that the money or all other material things will disappear? In reality, many people are only tolerating each other. Their relationships would not withstand serious problems in life. Forget infidelity and cheating. How many people can confidently say their relationship would withstand the test of time if one half of the couple became a liability. Even if the relationship perseveres, is it truely out of love, or out of sympathy or what people would say? So if U can pinpoint one thing in
particular that's the sole reason you love your spouse then if that one factor disappears, will U still be by their side? Guess most people will never know. Love at 1st sight? Yeah, right,  So before you you go running your mouth as a result of what your hormones make you feel,  Ask yourself, do you really mean "Those Three Words"