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TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 4:28pm On Dec 06, 2013
mamacita it gonna snow tomorrow in Vegas and lowest temp wud b 23degree (inside fridge beta pass) after 5years
No more mount Charleston this weekend cheesy

A friend who is been compelling me to go with him has already spent $60 on jungle boot for d trip grin
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m):
Mamacita007: i didnt buy it ooo. i was shocked thats why i said Jesus & sharply walked away from him hahahaha i was so scared



lloooooooll i never enter casino but one day, one day, one day i go try am grin grin
u must b 21 and above b4 u can get into d casino sec, but u cud go to d buffet, boutique, shows and movies sec as a minor (below 18) only wen under adult supervision.



No minor is allowed around d strip after 22:00 o'clock.

Casino is like a market no b only gambling dey sup there.





I remember wen i went to a liquor and cigarette shop with my friend , I was told to step outside becos i didn't hav my I'D and I asked d bar attendant like " dis face resemble 17 yrs pikin'" grin it was later I noticed my I'D was in my breast pocket after waiting outside. (d tin pain me)






In Obama's voice "Nelson Mandela no longer belongs to us, he now belong to d ages"
. Rip papa Africa
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Don't Give Flowers To Us: Why? by xp17(m): 4:42pm On Dec 05, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000030]^ ^ ^


These are the Naija girls we know.
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no vex , it lik u got personal beef meat for nija babes.


But seriously it's beta u give Wat belongs to Caesar to him. As for nija babes , dey fall for cheap tins, like foods and drinks and Richard card undecided

Nija babe b lik can I come with a friend To join us On a date. cheesy


Mk dem carry there brains go carwash. Now I no why 190 is wanting to beat nija babes with stick wen he sees one.

Most nija babes have not held flowers since birth.


Although flower no guarantee long relationship and marriage afterward.
CelebritiesRe: Unknown Facts About Some Nigerian Celebrities by xp17(m): 3:36pm On Dec 05, 2013
AncientJerk: you obviously don't know that you don't know what you're talking about. Australia IS a continent...Oceania is a political zone/region.. that includes multiple continents. continents are geographical locations. it is also safe to assume that you do not know that there is a continent called Antartica.
Australia, Papua New Guinea, East Timor, Indonesia and other 13 island re in Oceania.


Do u know that Antarctica is d fifth largest continent in d world, its covered with ice and has no country in it, as well as human existence?


Do u no dat oga jona was never shoeless?

Do u no dat obj is now Kelly handsome and on Genevieve cover page magazine,

Do u no that Christ is coming sooner than later?
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 3:06pm On Dec 05, 2013
Mamacita007: loooooool is this ighosagie? i dont like this ur new name jor undecided undecided somebody wanna take me to red rock canyon on sunday but am tired of seeing rocks in this cold weather grin grin
I deleted my account becos
1. NL is for fake people, so I decided to join d league
2. Today's careless words can tarnish tomorrow's ambitions, btw I guess I'm d only one that answer to that name officially.
3. This acct is not new though.



Btw red rock ko red roster ni
Mamacita007: on my way home tonight one crackhead man on the streets asked me if i wanna buy weed

sweet Jesus!!!!!!! grin grin isi gini?
u don't need to smoke b4 u get high in Vegas, just enter any casino only d breath alone go fear u nau.
CelebritiesRe: Unknown Facts About Some Nigerian Celebrities by xp17(m): 3:41am On Dec 05, 2013
testarossa: do you know that all the continents end with the same letter they start with.
AfricA
AmericA
AustraliA
AsiA
EuropE...
do u know dat Australia is in oceania and America is north America and south America?

America standing alone is a county ,
Australia is not a continent.

Do u know I can tell u to go and die without giving u 2millions.

Do u know I can not fail even If I choose to.

Do u know akpos and caro re now married
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by xp17(m):
fruityjojo: All Men came from Adam abi? Does dat make u Scottish or German! Abeg I am not benin abeg I am Edo Esan!
ok go and die.
3days later : I apologized with 2millions.

Oya knee down 2 thank me now.
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 7:25pm On Dec 04, 2013
@ mamacita, can u see d Sun in Henderson at 37 degree Fahrenheit.

End time sun (inside jacket)
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by xp17(m):
fruityjojo: 100% wrong!!! I am an Ishan girl!.
there u go wrong, bini and esan re d same. Wen u trace history u wud see that d esan originated from d binis.

ESANgbEDO
CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by xp17(m): 6:33pm On Dec 04, 2013
fruityjojo: In my village hmm its a taboo 2 sit on top of a mortal,
A taboo for two people walking 2gether 2 put sm1 coming from d opposite direction at d center! cheesy,
A taboo 4 a man 2 eat his wife's food after suspecting her of infidelity seen abt 3 men dead cos of dis & sum sickk untill d confession of d woman!
bini girl. I guess I'm 100% correct?
RomanceRe: I Washed My Girl Friend's Undies, Is Anything Wrong With That? by xp17(m): 5:09pm On Dec 04, 2013
d only tin u did wrong was u refused to [size=18pt]go and die[/size] after washing it grin
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m):
NLbecoming boring

Nahum 1:7 KJV

The Lord is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.



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CultureRe: What Are Cultural Taboos In Your Village Or Area by xp17(m):
1. [size=18pt]telling a widow to go and die

[/size]2.foolishness is a taboo with zero percent tolerance in my place
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Choose Between Me And Arsenal! - Wife by xp17(m): 1:22am On Dec 04, 2013
op why being an a55-na fan . Maybe y re also loosing trophies on bed.
HealthRe: 6 Ways To Maintain Healthy Habits During The Holidays by xp17(m): 5:19pm On Dec 03, 2013
all great things start from small. Remember cossy orjiakor started with just n1pples


#Ighoosagie#
HealthRe: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by xp17(m): 1:07am On Dec 03, 2013
seriously my towel don't get dirty, I just wash it 4 washing sake same as my bedsheets.

NB: I bath with short white towel not d regular sponge



Go and die with 2.25m not bad though
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Is Sexkillz? by xp17(m): 8:21pm On Oct 13, 2013
komek: Who cares about ill mannered albino.
There is no need to know Seun's houseboy na. Just my 2 cents.
no need for this madame, the earlier u realize that this is a place to socialize the better for u and ur health.

my dear catch ur fun why its last, btw life is too short to hate.


in 2face voice 'see me him as ur brother
PropertiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Buys Neighbouring Houses For Privacy by xp17(m): 2:06am On Oct 13, 2013
tongueno forget to buy nairaland join. I hear seun's heart beating and bitting
Afam4eva: I will buy both lasgidi and your nationalization naturalization. I go even buy the deportation and then deport you to Oshimili. That's what you get for talking to a billionaire anyhow. Afam bu Afam.
PropertiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Buys Neighbouring Houses For Privacy by xp17(m): 10:44pm On Oct 12, 2013
maninmood: Your inherent mentality will never be the same if God makes you a billionaire. However, you need to start thinking like one.
b4 u run,
In one sentence, define Warren Buffett's mentality
PropertiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Buys Neighbouring Houses For Privacy by xp17(m): 10:41pm On Oct 12, 2013
Acidosis: Who told you the neigbours are poor?


Man,.this is purely business...

If your house is worth N10m and someone offer you N100m to evacuate your family within the next 48hrs...
You go dey there they dull yourself with rich and poor epistle abi?
anybody u re far richer than, bros na poor person him b to u.

Dat neighbor is very poor dude , (u know how much mortgage dey him neck to pay?



The poor neighbor saw it as good business, but mark saw it as oppression.


No go see ur papa house oh, remba ur grand papa grave dey there cheesy
PropertiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Buys Neighbouring Houses For Privacy by xp17(m): 10:18pm On Oct 12, 2013
Afam4eva: What has segregation got to do with paying someone off. It's not as if you ordered the police to kick them out.
btw, how many rooms can u sleep in a night? All say one.
Is mark's current home too small for him to live or deliberately want to segregate himself from him, becos him get moni pass the poor neighbor.




U see why God go prefer mk that faithful Christian go poorer.


Ighoosagie
PropertiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Buys Neighbouring Houses For Privacy by xp17(m): 10:13pm On Oct 12, 2013
maninmood: Your inherent mentality will never be the same if God makes you a billionaire. However, you need to start thinking like one.
yes boss,
My mentality says " happiness comes wen I receive praises for my impact towards my co habitants.

Rich man no go come dey kabiesi you .

If u wan wan flex ur riches wells, buy house for places like ajegule , then begin do beer for all the guys for ur area. I bet u, dem go worship u like say u b god. Dem go kill any fly way peach on u.

PropertiesRe: Mark Zuckerberg Buys Neighbouring Houses For Privacy by xp17(m):
Afam4eva: This just supports the notion that Billionaires hate neigbours. We remember how Bill gates bought an estate in Washington state and chased all the neigbours away by using money to slap them. The same with Ellison of Oracle that bough a whole beach front in Malibu, California and payed of all his neigbors to have his privacy. I intend doing the same too. The whole Bannana island will be mine. Yuzedo should look for alternative accomodation cos i'm buying everything grin
don't let ur dreams b swallowed by another man's reality.
Wat do u need that kind of massive isolated privacy for?
Btw, u wan dey fvck ur wife for street?.


@myself

I don't intend to be too rich, just wanna live an average life , enjoy as a rich man , more so also have the fearless opportunity to co-exist with the poor.

This is no way differ from racism, if u can ex-communicate urself frm uneven class, then u got no right to say no to uneven race.


I say no to segregation.


"Ighoosagie"
TravelRe: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by xp17(m):
Husmern: thanks....can I quickly apply at college when I get there without getting job first? Or I can do both at once? And which college will u suggest for me as best? How do I search n apply? Vegas strip keh! Where do I know?
working and schooling simultaneously is not dat easy .


Apply at www.csn.edu ,


That is the community college.

Note: u may pay out of state tuition, since u re not a Nevada resident.

It takes 365days to establish a resident in NV, except ur parent re NV resident. Re they?.


Caveat:
1.commercial transportation is a big problem in NV. (no train station).
2. Casino is a dead end,
3. Forget marriage tins, las Vegas ladies re gbastika nd akpako women. It would b beta for u to pick from hell than las Vegas..
4. Stay away frm friends,
5. A crime free record is the best resume.
6. Leave all nija orientations at either MMA or McCarran airport and b open minded to learn new way of life. (no say na so we dey do am for nija), learn, learn and learn.
7.don't b over ambitions.
8. Respect only those who earn it
9. Get ur driver's license asap.
10. Even if u naturalize , remember nija is still ya country.
TravelRe: Ask Me Any Questions About America,straight Talk from a Nigerian in America by xp17(m): 9:09pm On Oct 10, 2013
kilode95: And to think I was going to remove atlanta from my list(i wanna transfer to georgia tech)...
I've heard stuffs about it ...the crime rate and all...

Ogugua, wetin east coast do 4 una...
kilode ma'am,
Atlanta to Georgia is very far, infact in another local government grin

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