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RomanceRe: No Guy As Ever Asked Me Out!!!no True Lover At 17...wat Is Wrng Wit Me??? by xp17(m):
kunletiwoo: Your studies first! You're too young to be thinking negative.
she's not too young for it . Her counterparts in West start riding cars at 16 and paying tuition at 18. We need to bring quick awareness to them, but with proper guide along.
Many nija children re backward in taking up responsibilities ,becos they start most adulthood stuffs very late, their parents rather they read bible than talking abt sex. Trust me , either u teach them or not, they must know, pray they don't learn from the wrong sources.


Op, all u need is always let ur relationship with guys b open to ur parent, Mk him com and pick u in ur house and kiss u b4 ur parent, if not just no d guy is a joke.
At ur age, y re exposed to series of mistakes, well it's normal , but some cud b avoidable. Mk sure u know why u want whatever u need right now, don't just do it becos odas re doing same. Mk a life style, place priority only on only d people that fit in, remeba at ur age Mr right are the shy type, they only come around with books in oda to seek attention frm u and Mr wrong re those dat sit at d back in a classroom, enumerating d nobas of babes they have. Trust me those re d ones teenagers of ur age wanna roll out wit, in d name of "dem know Wats up". above all , just Mk a suitable unique definition abt ur life and at d long run, the sky would b ur stepping stones.


But remeba ,school is not an option
CultureRe: Why Do Most Benin Men Love Large Families? by xp17(m): 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2013
bini men knows how to Spend money on women, so more women would not mind participating in a bini man's benevolence, hence bini men find it uncontrollable to have one lady. (many ladies, many children) . Real bini men don't patronize d use of condom.

RomanceRe: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op): 4:05am On Dec 23, 2013
Truckpusher: Silly boy ,
I never doubted you could be that stewpid grin grin tongue
Mr man, don't quote me again .next time write me an open letter instead.
Christianity EtcRe: The 'Daddy-Mummy Syndrome' In Nigerian Churches by xp17(m): 9:30pm On Dec 22, 2013
next time just tell his wife that u wanted to pay ur vow of 5,000,000naira, since he pastor x is unavailable , u wanna pay it to other churches, since church na church
RomanceRe: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op): 9:16pm On Dec 22, 2013
QueenR.A.W:
Sounds like a yoi came across a very dumb American.Or one who never went to school. Its one thing to not know about Benin City, or Naija.But to think that Africa is a Country, and not a Continent .......idiot akata woman
most americans dont anything aside d scope of their disciplines or local comunities. just ask an average american graduate d meaning of FIFA or anything relating to eurpean football?


this has notin to do with school, its just d pride in knowing abt others
PropertiesRe: Need 3 Bedroom Flat For Rent by xp17(m): 8:44pm On Dec 22, 2013
deviduff: U obviously know nothing about sarcasm. Didn't u read d post he quoted? D other dude was d one who wrote 'a helps'.Eediot
see bros, he would hav made a polite corrections ,instead of this victimiation. its high time we learnt how to treat our fellows with due respect.
PropertiesRe: Need 3 Bedroom Flat For Rent by xp17(m): 8:26pm On Dec 22, 2013
Omni_Sparrow: U really needs a help. Especially in use of punctuation.
U really need a help, especially in the use of punctuation.




u also need help, becos I just fixed ur mess.
RomanceRe: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op): 7:35pm On Dec 22, 2013
dopeJemi: I hate it when I'm trynna remember something and its giving me a tough time, pLs give me a hint
hope u got it?


btw, U need ionized salt, to sharpen d brain.
RomanceRe: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op): 7:27pm On Dec 22, 2013
dopeJemi: op pLs remind me, what was posted under me
if I remind u, I'd b breaking d rules, btw why d curiosity? Re u a cat?



D poster was being skeptical . Datz all.
RomanceRe: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op):
Nuzo':
Given that most American ladies can pretend to go with the flow, you unknowingly confirmed to her the level of your low self esteem.

Whatever happens to politely educating her about your Benin city and Nigeria. Cos in reality, not so many people IN Nigeria know what or where BC is....not to talk of outside Nigeria.

Most Nigerians are experts in hiding their low self esteem by being RUDE.
my friend u sound lik a loser. Is there a problem in u promoting and publicizing ur culture?

Although , from ur write up, u sound lik a Yoruba man. I wouldn't say Yorubas re cowards, becos of the bravery of awolowo , Wale soyinka nd few others, but seriously u need to read "THE MAN DIED". All I see is a dead man walking.



does suleman in maduguri knows the meaning of LA?
does emeka in onisha knows d meaning of LA?
does oluwale in ekiti knows d meaning of LA?


bros speak for urself

Thank me later.
RomanceRe: My Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op):
castielo: Umm.. was I supposed to laugh? huh




Dry! undecided
I wasn't trying to Mk it funny either, its all abt representing where u hail from. People like u would adapt another man's culture as a result of inferiority complex and being swallowed in their fantasies.

I only got zero respect for zombies


I rep naija
RomanceMy Conversation With An American Lady by xp17(op):
I met this lady we decided to introduce ourselves. See below.



Me : hi,
She : I'm good,
She : what about you,
Me: hmm ,just hanging out .
Me: u re?
She: Catherine,
She: u?
Me: igho,
She: are u Jamaican, I mean our ascent,
Me: no,
Me: re u British, ur ascent sound British,
She: no.
Me: where re u from?
She: LA
She: where re u from?
Me: BC
She : what is BC?
Me: What is LA?
She: LA is los Angeles,
Me: BC is benin city,
She: where is benin city?
Me : where is LA?
She: don't tell me u ain't know LA is in California,
Me: Don't tell me u don't know Benin city is in Edo state,
She: where is Edo state?
Me: where is California?
She : serious, u don't know California? , its in STATE,
Me: u must be new on earth, u mean u don't know Edo state, its in NAIJA,
She : where d hell is NAIJA?
Me: where d fvck is STATES?
She : STATES is same as USA,
Me: NAIJA is same as FRN,
She: I don't know that,
Me: me neither, I dont know USA,
She: okay, United states of America,
Me : oh, I'm frm federal republic of Nigeria.
She : that should be in Africa,
Me : yours should be somewhere around America,
She : yes
She: where in Africa is Nigeria?
Me : where in America is United state of America?
She: North America,
Me : West Africa.
Me : who is your president?
She: everyone knows its YES WE CAN,
She : and urs?
Me: everyone knows its FRESH AIR,
She : what's fresh air?
Me: what's yes we can,
She: I mean obama, that's popular quote,
Me : I mean Jonathan, that's popular quote,
She: Jonathan who?
Me: Obama who,
She: Barack,
Me: do u mean soldier's Barack?
She: that's his first name,
Me. Oh, I see.
She : yours?
Me: ebere, goodluck ,azikiwe, Jonathan.
She: u kind of complex,
Me : u re more complex
She : well I learnt a lot from u today, I aways thought Africa is a country, that's all I knew abt it.
Me: same here, I aways thought north America is a country, thanks for d enlightenment though.


Then I started running my personal coded stuffs, pls don't ask abt that. It's discrete.
EducationRe: Most Expensive Private Universities In Nigeria Unveiled by xp17(m): 5:00pm On Dec 22, 2013
Sweetlemon: The most expensive trio should be Igbinedion, Babcook and covenant Universities.

I spent nothing less than 3 million on fees alone (they don't provide feeding) when I was in Igbinedion.

There were different kinds of fees,

Tuition fees, transport fees, laundry fees, accomodation, internet, so many access fees, I have forgotten so many of them. Then in your final year ehn! They will squeeze you dry with all kinds of clearance dues. In total I must have spent nothing less than 4.5 million in that school.
do u know GINO?
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 3:50pm On Dec 22, 2013
I bought my girlfriend a nice Xmas gift last year, she said she couldn't find the word to thank me. So yesterday i bought her a dictionary as dis yr Xmas gift to find d word of last yr, but She broke up with me dis morning. I need advice pls.
RomanceRe: Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage by xp17(m): 3:35pm On Dec 22, 2013
xp17: personally I don't believe in marriage, becos its sucks in d coast I live at. All I want is a friend that we gonna live together forever.(without marriage story)


@ op STD's is not contacted as a result numerous sex partners only, it only take one person to transmit the dreaded virus to d next person, d rest na jara. That's all.
You can change partners like a chameleon, yet be free more so, you could stick to a partner and still contact it, even after marriage .as good men becomes bad, likewise to ladies.


Na God dey protect
I no holy pass ppl wey get AIDS
.
seriously, d easiest way to know a woman secret is immediately u just finish having sex with her. She can tell u all her past at that moment.
From personal experiences tough.


Sex is overrated, if all ur partner can input in relationship is sex , bros/madam u better run for ur life sake.

I always tell ladies , if u think it all abt sex, I would no bother myself going dis long adventures, i rather patronize a sex worker for a lesser pay, lesser hassle, but with wilder experience.
Christianity EtcRe: Okotie Buys N120m Rolls Royce To Mark Pastoral Anniversary by xp17(m): 3:02pm On Dec 22, 2013
all I hear is, daddy in d lord has bought a new car
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 8:05am On Dec 22, 2013
kunlebal: So you don't eat them, omo you don turn to yankee boy be that Oº°˚˚°ºo if you are not eaten your naija food again. When I arrive we go do business wink
bros , I do eat dem wella, bt nobody to cook dem.

I only sell in naira
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 7:22am On Dec 22, 2013
kunlebal: Kindly give me list cos na beans, garri, grounded melon, crayfish pepper I buy Oº°˚˚°ºo with correct agbo jedi grin
I got all those for sale cool only wit good offer.

Mumsy keep bringing dem every yr and she comes the following yr to meet dem untouched.,

D last time I checked, we still have d ones of 2010 in d cupboard.

If na 2010 own u wan buy, he go cost well well, becos, na artifacts dem be now.
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 6:59am On Dec 22, 2013
akay_47: Who go sell phone for me oo?? Brooklyn...under 80dollr...correct phone abeg?? grin I mean business oo wink cool
we don't sell fone for PayPal users undecided
Btw, why used fone wen u can buy blackberry or berry berry company with a lesser pay.
Okada tk dis guy straight to alaba market
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 6:45am On Dec 22, 2013
Mamacita007: ighosagie what happened between you & mike tyson. im still waiting
my problems with dis generation is , they don't read anything abt news. All u folks care more abt is movies. If u had read today's news papers or news headlines ,u would have known what happened.


Read newspapers and posters for more Tory
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m):
smiley
joromi: shocked shocked shocked
Na my school fees for two years, some people wan use buy wristwatch
Yeee...
bros I dey eBay wan buy watch for my older bros unto Xmas tins, like 200- 300 box own ,nai one of my guy give me d site say better watches dey there. As I opened d page I fainted , na 911 came for rescue
SpcAgtOko: Better? grin
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d lord is ur strength ma'am

Maka way?

On a serious note ,its awkward bitching at a bini chief
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 9:53pm On Dec 21, 2013
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 8:15pm On Dec 21, 2013
SpcAgtOko: sniperinadiaper name is gone.. but I live on tongue
pls can u do urself a favor by updating ur personal text with either "life is fun" or "I love my my".
If u don't , pls don't quote me, becos I only keep happy people as buddies. cool


No offense, its just happy me, myself and I kiss
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m):
brothers and sisters in d Lord pls pay up all ur outstanding dues b4 d year ends.
1. I must end 2013 well seed,
2. I must start 2014 well seed,
3. I must overcome all obstacles in 2014 seed,
4 last fruit for 2013,
5. First fruit for 2014.
6. I jump and pass to 2014 seed,
7. Personal vows,
8. Seed faith,
9. Change my story to glory seed.
10: I must marry in 2014 seed.

Bank name: wellsfargo.,
Acc No: 08056843786,
Acc name: PST Daniel 3:2 KJV

PST I. Nebuchadnezzar



Angel Gabrielle and angel Michelle will visit u to replenish ur account bountifully.
God bless u all as u honor him cheerfully
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m): 6:34pm On Dec 21, 2013
I almost beat up mike Tyson yesterday at d MGM ground, if not that some security personnel came over for immediate resolution. Maybe by now d highly rated mike Tyson would have been in an emergency ward receiving treatmentcry. Na God save am, but I'll still get back at him for sure
RomanceRe: Why Sex Should Wait Until Marriage by xp17(m): 5:18pm On Dec 21, 2013
personally I don't believe in marriage, becos its sucks in d coast I live at. All I want is a friend that we gonna live together forever.(without marriage story)


@ op STD's is not contacted as a result numerous sex partners only, it only take one person to transmit the dreaded virus to d next person, d rest na jara. That's all.
You can change partners like a chameleon, yet be free more so, you could stick to a partner and still contact it, even after marriage .as good men becomes bad, likewise to ladies.


Na God dey protect
I no holy pass ppl wey get AIDS
.
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by xp17(m): 6:38pm On Dec 20, 2013
oliidell: I clicked on this thread because the topic is one dat has always been argued about. I have a lot to say for or against it but dats not y I'm posting this. I realy think it's high time Seun and the super MOD's review wateva policy that guides what ends up on the front page.
The Op just expressed his opinion in the wackiest of ways and bam! It ends up on the front page of one of the best nigerian social websites.
I have followed seun's posts and I'm certain that he is a very reasonable and matured person. Even when provoking write-ups are directed at him, he still chooses his words properly when replying.
I visit nairaland fp religiously on daily basis and I must commend the effort of many of the moderators. I won't mention names, but a good number of them constantly impress me with their intelligence and sense of judgement.
I know that nairaland is composed of people from various backgrounds who have diff beliefs and opinions, thus what irks one might make sense to another. I also agree that anyone who dosent like the contents of a thread should just go on to another one-i do this a lot.
Lately Iv been seeing some questionable topics on the front page but this particular one in my opinion is an assualt on our good senses dats why I'm posting this here.
Like I said earlier, this is a topic dat is very debatable and I can argue on both sides, but the initial post is so derogatory and shallow that I don't think the thread should be on display.
even if the op's argument is not comprehensive and fact based enough to make front page, but I solemnly agreed with majority of his points.
Sometimes you got to erase religious sentiments and talking point from an argument, otherwise you would not be able to ascertain real life exposures and experiences. Yes its good to have a guild in the journey of life that would en-route to you to an expected end, but most times it may work well for "A" and be doom for "B". It's sometimes needful for you leave the scope of a rigid microscopic perimeters and live life open minded enough to seek more. Many people have failed out in life because, they have made up their mind even before they begun. Life itself is a lesson and d best way to learn is from personal flaws, as no one would give you the fundamental hints on their experiences.
My buddy , mistakes is better made from the beginning and revamp ASAP, than making it later, then making it a second nature because, it might be too later starting all over again.
Many religious narrow headed people lived in regrets today, but camouflaged happiness , portraying it to the public, showing the illusive part of their lives , just to please others, otherwise living in immersed regrets.

In my logomachy , I would advise you to define yourself by yourself, so that you would not end up living in another person's fantacies.


Shalom.
RomanceRe: Guyz Don't Ever Marry A Girl That You Have Not Had Sex With by xp17(m): 5:52pm On Dec 20, 2013
Heineken: Mehn! Wat's even the aim of keeping a gf without f.ucking her? Me must f.uck and test any girl before I marry her o. I dey mad? I must know the paramanter kolloruntom and even f.uck her well sef.
ibo man, its perimeter nd nt para grin



Seriously its beta to know now, check if its Wat coping wit in a life time, than knowing lata and live in unhappy union.

God's will is good tough, but personally I hate to smell something, wether being a good or a bad smell, it even worse trying to cover up by using deodorant . I live in a society where sex doesn't count, hence no one is a judge over u, provided all ur doings re legal.
Sports10 Things Super Eagles Must Learn From Basel by xp17(op):
, there re few observations I noted from Basel experiences in this ongoing UEFA champions league that super eagle must learn from. Yes Basel won Chelsea the strongest opposition in the group home and away , yet they failed to advance to the round of sixteen (16). Reasons are.

1. Over confidence : after winning Chelsea at the Stanford bridge, they thought winning the rest of their matches would be like bed of roses.

2. Wrong thinking mentally: they thought the group was all about winning Chelsea, and winning Chelsea alone would qualify them to the next round, but did not.

3. Inconsistency: team Basel was very inconsistent ,they based their efforts on winning Chelsea only, and felt reluctant in the rest of their matches.

4. Focus: they set their focus only on winning Chelsea, yes they did won , but winning Chelsea wasn't good enough to advance them to the next stage.

5: narrow previews: they previewed all mouriho's matches , I guessed since the beginning of coaching career, they knew all his weaknesses and how to beat him flawlessly, yes that was achieved , but winning Chelsea wasn't good enough to advance to the next stage.

6. Based efforts: they based all efforts on a single team, rather than basing it in all oppositions.

7. Values: they placed their values on winning a team , rather than placing it in qualifying to the next round.

8. [email]Goals[/email]: their goal was to win Chelsea by all possible means and was not to qualify.

9.Pride. after winning Chelsea at Stanford bride, their ego aroused and they over looked the rest oppositions.

10: revenge: after losing to Chelsea in the Europa cup final last year, they saw this as an opportunity to revenge. In other to achieve that is beating Chelsea home and away. Yes it was achieved, but modern football is all about winning a tournament and not about winning a team.


From point 10, super eagles has played with Argentina in USA1994, KOREA/JAPAN 2002, SOUTH AFRICA 2010, and they have lost in all . In my humble logomachy without logo-partial, I'm suggesting that keshi should erased history and revenge from his mind. himself and his lads should go out to enjoy good football and play in all matches minute by minute till the last minute.
We should not pre-assume 6points from Bosnia and Iran, let's go and play with them, in all we could and not going with the mind set of teaching them a lesson.
Keshi should let pride aside, he shouldn't go out to Brazil as giant of Africa, otherwise he should take the boys there as Nigeria (super eagles). more so input some technicalities by bringing more exposed player like, the uche brother's, Osazee, and taiwo.

Keshi shouldn't base his focus on whom to play next, but focus more on the match at hand. In most cases Nigerians like to assume too much, like "make we just quick beat Bosnia, make we to teach Spain lessons as we take beat them for France 1998."


Above all I say good luck and fresh air to the eagles in Brazil in 2014.


FashionRe: LMAO! She Forgot To Bleach Her Feet | A Must See Photo by xp17(m): 3:47pm On Dec 20, 2013
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TravelRe: How Best Do I Get Out Of Nigeria With My Family by xp17(m): 5:51pm On Dec 18, 2013
dizzyk: Think the poster is not saying the truth, earning 10Mill (family),that is over $5K per month, am not sure this is real for a man who still wants to go abroad on this income in 9ja, if you earn this much and never been to Europe, UK, US or Canada at least for vacation then you must be joking about your earning, dont think this forum is a place to come and just pulling people' legs...my family earn less and we have been everywhere with 3 kids and never tihink that earning 70% of your claim we can live abroad because, to earn equivalent of "your family income" abroad in this present global melt down, then you must be BIG....
my problems wit most Nigerians is, dey don't peruse a question b4 commenting. Mind u, d OP didn't say its all about money, bt for d sake of his children's future.

@OP, b4 leaving Mk sure u re open minded enough 2 drop almost all u knew as Nigerian becos, western community is all about protocol and courtesy (no big man). Note ,u re gonna face new challenges and learn a new culture.
o Nigeria my father land , I call u in tears.
TravelRe: Title? by xp17(m):
Mamacita007: Ighoosagie why do you wanna quit nl again? are u addicted to this site hahahaha
its becos dere re 2 many black ppl on NL.

Black ppl re better off as slaves

Black ppl misuses nd abuses power,

Black ppl's wishes towards dere friends is always evil.

Black ppl climb to d top nd break d lather.

Wen I say black I meant evil ppl nd not race,

black ppl ve bankruped d bank of justice

black ppl re not black becos of dere race, but d poverty of dere mind.

black ppl re all over NL,

black ppl
Black ppl
I'm moving away frm black ppl.


I'm not n neva addicted to NL.
NL is owned by a black man,
moderated by black ppl,
followed by black ppppl
I detest black ppl
.
in craig david's voice: I'm running away frm black ppl in my life, I'm running away.


all nijans back home re black towards dos in diaspora. maka why?

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