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You should be thanking God that you made it back to life. You crossed over and saw an angel rushing two teenage suicide bombers to hellfire. Mallam congrats, just rest and receive your treatment kaji?.

I find this very creative. not all ladies like the 69 stuff sha.

I'll comment after Dec 3rd

No you pray for war..... of Armageddon

For complete scanning. You can't just scan a side. That puts you on assumption. You see, ladies first, allow for proper and all elevation scan.

Too bad. Our society is getting lawless. Let the military men be mobilised against this boy child franchise asap.

My spirit is telling me someone has got a broken wallet and is desperately researching for idea to stop a broken relationship. Well, ladies please help lets save a r/ship on the touch line.

Mhen!! Lemme confirm this news...

Always running and mating without any good product to show for. Hmmmm, politics and interest.

A beautiful wallet and 3in1 singlet or perfume. Depending on ur financial muscle anyway.
You must be very romantic.

BuddhaPalm:
@ Topic

Lol.

Easy solution: fight fire with fire. Do not reward bad behaviour.

hmmmm, bros do you understand meaning of your moniker? Buddhist don't fight fire with fire.

K

Goodluck.

One day atleast one bomb. Northerners quicly relocating to the up beyond. God, please save our Nation.

hopeforcharles:
hahahahahahahahaha. friend zoning by wife? lol tell the guy to threaten the woman by telling her since you don't want to fulfill your obligations as a wife, I will go out there and get some one who will or better still report to her family to come and take their daughter. that will make her seatup

k.

chimerase2:
This is not friendzone
They re not friends rada they re married husband and wife
So if this mr IBU and FUNKE film Via sherikoko u re telling us is LIVE
Then believe u me broda in the lord THAT NIGGA IS HUSBANDZONE

He was in husbandzone but now friendzoned, since he no more get the emotional benefits and respect as a husband. Something is wrong.

pasqal09:
Lemme leave this for the romance section warriors to tackle.

But bro what do you think? Me am still thinking there must be something missing somewhere.

StealthyMe:
Take the game to her


Pick female calls and flirt with them also
If u dnt disturb her,i see no reason y she shld


Thats if discussing issues with her dnt work

I even told him same thing. But my friend is a very transparent guy. He does not like games. He just want something that will restore his marriage.

I have a friend who got married just couple of years. Last week, he came to me confidentially, telling me the kind of things he is passing through in his young marriage. He told me lots of things summarised as follows. He said:
1. My wife keeps flirting and picking other males calls in his presence without flinching a muscle but when he pick a call with a female voice in the background, trouble.
2. My wife calls me sweet names when wants material things from me, and i dnt feel any romantic vibe attached to the way she calls me. Unlike before.
3. My wife never baths or UnCloth fully in my presence anymore.
4. And the worst of all he said, now his wife sleeps with skin tight and whenever he make any advance she will say, "am not in the mood, am not in the mood please, and if you truly love and care about me you'll respect my mood". He said all this has been going on for like over 3months.
Now, juxtaposing all these with friendzonification qualities, I just smiled and told him, 'brother you have been friendzoned by your own wife'. Please help. Do you think am right? Matured advice please. Tank.

Now its not Obasanjo, it is Adebayor. Nawa oh. Buhari don dey dey shock pass transformer for nairaland today.

NTA news. How about service? Do they go for service?

*yaaawnss*
Please someone should summarise this thing for me.

Please shed more light on that no. 7: Public performance sexual intercourse.

We are yet to get proactive leaders in this country. They are just like weak men who prove strong at home but weak outside the bounds of home/country.

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