Dear Boyfriend,
You can't just dump me by saying it's over, I won't
believe you. I want the following things to support
your decision. Three Months notice before break
up, Police affidavit, Two pages of reason, Ninten
minutes of voice note saying why you're dumping
me, Copy of reasons to my parents, Your parents
permission written and signed by them and verified
by the police, And lastly you will have to perform
rituals and sacrifice with Two Fat Cows to the
ancestors/gods for hurting my feelings. Now Bro, If
you were the boyfriend, what will you do?

F#©k and dump her again

Did he do all that before she agreed to the relationship?

Dis should be on jokes section @op, try and always make use of ur brain on sundays

Chaino:
Dis should be on jokes section @op, try and always make use of ur brain on sundays

mmmm..lik u are doin wiv urs?

Tnx anyways...@least u said somfin

And after that will i be free?

Simple. In return I'll ask for three months reversal of bank transfers from my account to hers. Two pages of MTN statement showing reversals of recharge cards from her phone to mine. Twenty minutes worth of recently activated BIS reversed to my fone to enable me send her 19min VN. Copy of reasons y u r still staying in my apartment vetted by d army and lastly a ritual to appease d gods for wasting my time. #Just kidding#

I'm really straining to find the joke here.

question for the gods

hmph

XuteSleeks:
Simple. In return I'll ask for three months reversal of bank transfers from my account to hers. Two pages of MTN statement showing reversals of recharge cards from her phone to mine. Twenty minutes worth of recently activated BIS reversed to my fone to enable me send her 19min VN. Copy of reasons y u r still staying in my apartment vetted by d army and lastly a ritual to appease d gods for wasting my time. #Just kidding#

u sound lik a warri man,were are u frm?

My sister i see why that brother dump that babe

No need dump her again

I think the girl is high on weed

icebebe:
u sound lik a warri man,were are u frm?

Wrong...Sambisa

XuteSleeks:
Simple. In return I'll ask for three months reversal of bank transfers from my account to hers. Two pages of MTN statement showing reversals of recharge cards from her phone to mine. Twenty minutes worth of recently activated BIS reversed to my fone to enable me send her 19min VN. Copy of reasons y u r still staying in my apartment vetted by d army and lastly a ritual to appease d gods for wasting my time. #Just kidding#

ur on point

i wounder the application letter he wrote before he date ha..

This doesn't make sense

... Hahaah... guyz make una dey give your babe notice b4 breaking up na...

Hmmm.... If only she used the brain she used in composing the stuffs to think about how to better her relationship, the guy wouldn't have dumped her.

If na me be d guy, I'll dump her again but this time inside a recycle bin .

iceberylin:
F#©k and dump her again

bad langauage

She's probably high on Jamaican weed... Wetin concern me

peterpaulis:
... Hahaah... guyz make una dey give your babe notice b4 breaking up na...

so that she go get chance go collect two 5naira for U abi, or kukuma mix ota pia pia for U shey ?

rattlesnake:
bad langauage

Unfortunately u aint a mod

This sure is a joke.

Hollywood fiction...

Wat kinda crappy post is this

If I were the boyfriend, I'll start crying and begging her not to dump me again. Then I will marry her. Then we will live happily ever after.

Lol! What a girl.. She's probably really hurt..