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The air is not safe, the road is not safe, E be like say na water we go cum dey pass now oh

BREAKING: Kogi State Governor involved in ghastly accident, aide dies instantly

Information reaching us at DailyPost, have it that Kogi State Governor, Captain Idris Wada, wasinvolved in a serious car crash along Lokoja-Ajaokuta Expressway.
Our sources say one of the Governor’s aides, reportedly died on the spot, while Wada is said to be in critical condition.
We will update you with more information, as we get them. Source. www.dailypost.com

And this thread is also one of them

Why? Must they wear the Emblem? Is somebody thinking what am thinking? Is this a sign of membership of a ....,

k2039: Find a witch, slap her and tell her you will be travelling by road the following day and that she can't stop you from having a safe trip.

Let me know the outcome of this experiment when you eventually try it.

how will u find a witch? And how do you know the person is a witch?

What is Tonto Dikeh?

Without visiting NL a day am not complete, am kind of addicted to it, well its a place of entertainment and mostly information

Look at evrybody here saying NO, having sex with a person you are not married to is the same as taking a blood oath with that person. So how many of you here has not done it?

How many Top leaders and Sub commanders do they have?

tchaik: 5 Days ago:

https://www.nairaland.com/1116190/insider-job-suspected-sars-attack#13145693.

It seems their demands are being met!

FRESH AIR!!!!!!!!

i so much agree with you,

Age is definitely an issue, it makes me sick hearing a 25yrs old girl even dating a 35yrs old guy, in my own opinion i feel the age difference shud be @ least four years

khanivorous: Hmmmmmm

Jesus said before you can serve him you have to let go off all worldly things

Jesus said its easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man entering the kingdom of god

His parable of the RICH FOOL shows that riches would push your focus away from things of God

Lazarus and the rich man: the rich man went to hell and lazarus went to heaven

Zaccheus was asked to give out his riches to the poor

Nicodemus

He borrowed a horse/ donkey for his truimphant entry

He made reference on the widow that gave the smallest amount and ignored people that gave more

If he was so rich, his secretary: judas won't have betrayed him for 30pieces of silver since he was incharge of his ministry's money

He was buried in another mans tomb

In summation jesus showed reasons why accumulation of weight is detrimental to the pursuit of heaven

Jesus wore seamless robe yet food he didn't pay his taxes...he had to perform a miracle to get money from a fish gut to pay

He trekked....he did not use CHARIOTS

does it now mean christains should be poor

Na today dem start to dey waste?

WEDDING TEST!!! --Adults Only--.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing botheringme...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less. She would regularly benddown when she was near me, and I always got more than a niceview.
One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, Iwas in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just comeup and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Loo and behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family"!
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief cos I was actually heading tothe car to get my condoms beforeI passed their test.

Bryan12: So this stuff don reach frontpage,while my own intresing topic never reach

still hoping mine will make it

How can you prove it?

Logicboy03: What if I told you that heaven doesnt exist?

After being a guest for 11 months on Nairaland, finaly i was able to register, log-in and comment as others and even able to create new topics (thread) when suddenly i was ban twice on the same day for opening a particular thread on relationship, Have you ever be banned, for what reason, and what can make you be banned?

Annoying Question Females Ask And their
Answer!!
1]. Are U a player? - Yes CHELSEA FCwants to sign me next season* dodey expect U 2 say yes?
2]. why do U wan't my Pin??
- want to use it to burst balloon.
3]. Can U die 4 me?
- My name is surely not Romeo
4]. My Bis will soon expire, what am i going to do?
- Return the BB to the seller and get a Nokia 3310
5]. If I sleep over in your Place, hope Nothing funny will happen?
- No, trust me we would just perform night vigil
6]. Hope U won't break my Heart?
- If u don't put it at the edge of the table...
7]. Can U take me out?
- sorry are U in prison?
8]. Pls come and pick me..
- like say she be beans.
9]. I think i've missed my period..
- then ask the
class captain for the next class!!!
10.] Can't you get a Car?
- Shey your Papa get Car when him dey Higher Institution?
Add more...

Haba, why wasn't He flown to Germany, i think say na there the best hospital dey oh anyway RIP

If swimming is a good exercise to
stay FIT, why are whales FAT??
Why is the place in a stadium where people SIT, called a STAND?
Why is that everyone wants to go to HEAVEN
but nobody wants to DIE?
Shall I say that there is racial
discrimination
even in chess as the WHITE piece
is moved FIRST?
In our country, we have FREEDOM
of SPEECH, then why do we have
TELEPHONE BILLS?
If money doesnt grow on TREES
then why do
banks have BRANCHES?
Why doesnt GLUE stick to its BOTTLE?
Why do you still call it a BUILDING
when its already BUILT?
If its true that we are here to HELP
others, what are others HERE for?
If you arent supposed to
DRINK and DRIVE
why do bars have
PARKING lots?
We all are Living in a funny world..!!

Heart touching story
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room. One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour a day to drain the fluids from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation. And every afternoon when the man in the bed next to the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describingto his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed would live for those one-hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the outside world. The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake, the man had said. Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Lovers walked arm in arm amid flowers of every color of the rainbow. Grand old trees graced the landscape, and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance. As the man by the window described all this in exquisite detail, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine the picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon the man by the window described a parade passing by. Although the other man could not hear the band, he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with beautiful descriptive words.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless bodyof the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep. She was saddened and called the hospital attendant to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate,the man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window beside the bed. Itfaced a blank wall.The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and not even see the wall. She said, "Perhaps he justwanted to encourage you."
The lesson: There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations

Thanks for the info

Hey guys sorry am not responding to the post, i just joined nairaland and can comment now, after been a guest for 2 years, :-) Hey guys sorry am not responding to the post, i just joined nairaland and can comment now, after been a guest for 2 years, :-)