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Imagine being in an international platform where everyone is required to introduce him/herself, they've already kicked out the first guy that introduced himself as a Nigerian, up till now I can't introduce myself.

What I learned about this whole issue is that it's a blessing to have a good friend who'll always stand by you in whatever condition you find yourself.

Wow, so Ariel is no more in Nigeria. This was the best detergent for my school uniform and singlet. Would play football with my school uniform and white go turn brown.

No matter how dirty the white was just soaked it overnight with Ariel, it's magical.

KingDashx:
you never finish play local league

Lol.

You dey mind am. Let assume he knows how to pay football, make I hear say he get offer for Italy and he no rush am.

So all of una wey dey comment no see landslide in the post abi una no know the meaning of landslide?

Kemetian:
This is ridiculous.

Have you actually visited other African countries?

Or researched the music they've listened to there for the last 30 years, long before Grammy African category awards?

IT'S AFROBEATS.

Since the days of Tuface, Bracket, (Yori Yori), Idris Abdulkarim, P-Square, Tiwa, Timaya, Flavour..

AFROBEATS is all Africans have listened to.

Not Malian music.

Not Swahili music.

Not Ghana music.

NIGERIAN AFROBEATS

It did not start with Grammy awards.

You must be really young!

You're very right. Any frequent Traveller across African countries will support you. When did this Grammy nominations begin? Since 2015/2016 some Ghanaians have stated serious campaign to ban all naija songs from their airways, clubs and even Streets bcoz naija songs are "everywhere you go" even their radio and TV stations were playing more of naija songs and this is how it is in many African countries til 2day

The more they tried then, the harder...
It was more difficult for the DJs, if they played about 2-3 Ghana songs consecutively everywhere would be boring and people would start murmuring. Immediately you hear "if I tell you say I love you ohh" come see noise and shout of joy, lol. Abi na Nollywood own we go talk?

I learned a long time ago never to do chochocho on husband and wife fight

Boland:
This is quite disappointing, a Senator resorting to such pettiness.

It truly makes one question whether some of these lawmakers possess the depth, maturity, and wisdom required for leadership.

A man who conducts himself with such folly can hardly offer anything of real substance to the district he represents.

so he should be silent and allow the other parties continue spoiling his name with numerous wrong accusations.

Deefirm:
I never knew Fayose is this full

correct yourself. It's "fool" not "full"

Figurine007:
That is why he building private residential buildings for them, constructing auditoriums, rehabilitating Law schools etc all with interior motive

una just dey wounjure English up and down. What of exterior motive?

Mariangeles:
The state of your heart determines that.

When your heart is pure, GOD will speak to you constantly.

can one's heart be purer than jesus own? Yes Devil didn't just only spoke to him, they exchanged conversations.

Angelfrost:
I never still understand how Sowore that organised a Protest is walking and strolling in and out of Police stations freely... But those that merely participated are in jail.


Our Judiciary is becoming a serious joke these days.

the matter get as e be o, the more you look the less you see. The more you think, the the more you're confused.

Modified. Okay now they don cash their oga...

Adoga is idoma name means valuable or precious (AI)

press9jatv:
Nawaoooo. It's good to be educated oooo


"Because I Don't Speak Good English" - Lege Miami Explains Why He Was Removed From Seyi Tinubu's 40th Birthday Video

Nollywood actor and skit maker, Lege Miami , has revealed why he was excluded from the official birthday montage celebrating Seyi Tinubu’s 40th birthday .

In a video shared online, the comic star, whose real name is Adams Kehinde , explained that his inability to speak fluent English led to his removal from the final documentary.

“I am responsible for my predicament because I don’t speak good English,” Lege said. “If I spoke good English, Seyi Tinubu would have included me among those who speak good English and are rich.”

According to Lege, Seyi Tinubu’s team had visited his home to record a goodwill message for the celebrant, but his clip was later omitted from the final production.

“They came to my house with cameras, recorded me, and I wished Seyi Tinubu a happy birthday. But Seyi’s aides removed my video. Don’t blame Seyi; it’s not his fault,” he clarified.

Despite the omission, Lege Miami maintained that he holds no grudge against Seyi Tinubu , whom he described as a good friend and “the president’s son.”

“Seyi is my paddy, he’s a good person. If I had packaged myself well or spoke better English, maybe they would include me,” he said. “Please stop tagging me over this matter; it’s unbearable. Seyi isn’t responsible for my English.”

Seyi Tinubu , son of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu , marked his 40th birthday on October 13 with a star-studded celebration attended by politicians, businessmen, and entertainers .

The birthday documentary featured goodwill messages from high-profile figures including Aliko Dangote, Femi Otedola, Burna Boy, Tiwa Savage, and Olamide , sparking online discussions after fans noticed Lege Miami’s absence.

Hmmmmn 🤔
Afterall, you'll now realize that education is not a scam.

To speak good English is not all about education, I had a guy back then, named Friday, I was surprised when his elder brother told me he didn't finish primary school.

I would be very attentive sometimes when this guy was speaking whether I could detect some errors.

Gbadugbakun:
Federal is owned by the the federal government just like you said but national is owned by the whole country not just the federal government that's why NOUN is in all the 36 states.

So are the centres in all the 36 states owned by the states? You're even confusion yourself.

Can you differentiate a national University from a federal university?

In Nigeria, any institution be it primary, secondary or tertiary falls into three categories of ownership: private, state and federal.

Sterlingsolutns:
Thanks @Xpol

If the experiment is successful, it will be remarkable. That quantity should be enough for the experiment at the first instance.

I will get back to you shortly.

Thanks

Okay

Kobicove:
Which yeye warlord?

The guy was a junior officer in the army

lol, he doesn't know the meaning of a lieutenant in the Nigerian army. As a medical doctor and still a lieutenant that guy was less than four years in service.

The only way a woman can kill me in a marriage is if she hide all her characters and red light till that very moment.

I've stopped enduring nonsense from women. If I sack you and you no gree go na me go leave the house for you.

Sterlingsolutns:
Total cost excluding facilitation fee will be approx 12k - right?

Thanks

but I'm imagining a problem here, if you buy just 10 cedis, delivery will even cost them more than 10cedis.

Talk to them on that, tell them how much you're willing to buy and know whether it's free delivery, tell them they'll deliver it to kotobabi so if they're charging for delivery them you'll know how to do your calculation.

Sterlingsolutns:
Please how much does this translate to in Naira? I'm not too sure of the cross rate

Thanks

10 cedis is around 1160 naira

Sterlingsolutns:
Thanks for getting back

Please what is the cost implications for you to place an order for the item for me

Thanks

depends on the quantity, if it's just the one I saw in the pic I have a driver who won't take more than 10k from me you'll need to know the cost of the fruits in naira plus 10k. The delivery and sending to Lagos will be when I go to Accra (right now I'm not in Accra)

Sterlingsolutns:
I see that you are selfless in your response to enquires.

Please what is the cost implications to waybill this kind of Cavendish banana from Ghana to Nigeria?

I want to propagate them by tissue culture procedures or any other suitable means.

I will appreciate your response in this respect.

Thank you.


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Okay. It will be between 10-20k depending on the driver.

Sterlingsolutns:
Business case – Justification

Supportive government policy – Government policy has been very supportive of oil palm business as evidenced in the fact that its importation is restricted. It is on the list of non-valid for foreign exchange items and as such importers of the product are expected to source their forex requirements from the autonomous source

The import duty of 35% imposed on the commodity is quite high although producers of the commodity are asking for even a higher rate. It thus enjoys considerable government support and protection. In the quest for diversification of the economy, with all the structural rigidities, the support is going to be in place for a very long time

The product falls into the category of product some people described as products in the category of sellers’ market with okomu oil being the price leader. I will give an example for us to appreciate this. While working with a multinational, what the corporate head office normally does is to hand down your sku(store keeping units) projections to you. If you don’t catch up with strong reasons for the failure to catch up, the corporate head office will simply head hunt another ceo. Realising this, what the local office management of the company will do is to drop the products with the distributors and invoice them. When you send reports, the sales will be high and accounts receivables also high with increasing amount in delinquent receivables. The corporate office will naturally query this and that makes company introduce the key distributors’ scheme wherein the company guarantees the distributors. What this means now is that instead of the products to be seated as receivables in the company financials, it will now be standing as a liability to the distributors guaranteed by the company

Years later, I got an employment in an integrated oil palm company. I saw distributors depositing money - what Accountants call customers’ deposit/deferred income and loading was being scheduled for like 45 days later I was flabbergast. I‘ve never worked in such environment that you don’t need sales men. All the sales team does is to allocate products

Critical success factor. – If you produce products that has the market, you have the technology and can properly co-ordinate and control men and then the funding is available or can be packaged – you will certainly be rich if you are prudent. Oil palm operations have the entire ingredients of critical success factor. Facilities can easily be packaged if there is no funding, the market is ascertained and the technology is domiciled locally. The only thing that can be a challenge is the boiler in terms of technology and cost but there are ways around this.

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.... good day, you tried to mail me. Just want to know if there's anything

Kemetian:
I am actually OUTSIDE NIGERIA right now.

Your almighty “Outside Nigeria”, I’m there.

It is not heaven.

You go commot from station, you go see very rough-looking white guys wey go beg you money. 😏

You guys overhype these people too much…🙄

The Lagos Metro is far cleaner and more pleasant than what I'm suffering here.

And NO. Air-conditioned City Metro Rail networks are NOT ''common in ''third world'' countries, so stop lying out of your bad belle for Nigeria!.

You dey mind them?

They believe the beautiful and neat places they used to see in Hollywood movies is all around their so called advanced countries.
I was surprised to see the dumping grounds of some of these "advanced countries" are worse than ojota and igando-isheri own.

OgbeniOja1:
Una can Compare nonsense na wa ooooo. I hope the igp rises up to the occasion

The person said capitals are always the safest in the world, is there any data to back it up?

Capital cities mostly have high crime rate than many cities in most countries.

Erfolg:
How can FCT the countrys capital become so unsafe. Never heard such. Capitals are always the safest in the world. They should deploy more police into the state.

like the way Washington DC is the safest in the world bah.

badoh:
Not trying to denigrate Nigeria, but what impact has Nigeria Universities made globally? What innovations have been carried out in Nigeria Universities known globally? Imagine our professors of mechanical engineering who cannot fix mechanical fault in their cars but had to take it to a mechanic to fix it for them. Our professors of electrical engineering who can't come up with ideas on how Nigeria power sector can be fixed? We have a good number of professors but putting their theoretical knowledge into practical usage is the problem.

Your notion about mechanical engineering is wrong, even a US trained mechanical engineer can't fix his car, engineering courses are not technical courses.

madridguy:
Small children like you will never listen or read to learn, all you know is throwing insult around.

Jonathan cannot contest again as a president because he has been sworn in twice as a president. If you like learn if you like don't learn.

Then why did he contest in 2015 election

AustineE1:
I guess this is a joke!even with the photo editing,you can complete the sentence...the size of both the suit and the trouser looks like it was given to him by vp Shettima.
But seriously,Tinubu seems to lack compassion for the people his ruling.What the heck is he doing in France when Nigeria is having serious security challenges. If Macron tries such with France,he is gone as a president but this is Nigeria,anything goes.

Lol, you go fit enter even so?

lexy2014:
you have not answered my questions.

1. when did china adopt the one child policy?

2. how much decline of their population has been recorded since then?

3. where will the more than 600m people go to in the next 75years?

Currently they're operating a 3-child policy and you can see the effect by being overtaken by India.

Do know that this a projection, it won't become as accurate as projected. When Tinubu floated the naira we all could see different projections even from international organization that naira would be stable around 600-700 per dollar but see what we have today.

lexy2014:
when did china adopt the one child policy?

how much decline of their population has been recorded since then?

where will the more than 600m people go to in the next 75years?

In 75yrs time do you know million of people wey go don die? If they only give birth to a child I believe that figure is realistic. Death rate will b higher than birth rate. All he people above 20yrs will be lucky to be alive y that time.

What of love juju, if you kill agama lizard, slice it,put a ring inside, bury it and come back for the ring on the 7th day. Any girl you touch with the ring will instantly fall in love with you and start to dey follow you up and down.Lol.
This one no be from parents though.

If you pick money from ground you can turn to goat, lol, till today I no fit pick money from ground.

Children are not easy to control, putting those fear in them works the magic and some even last for a lifetime.

After growing up I discovered most of those things were just a way to deter us from doing some certain things they didn't want us to do yet I still don't like doing most of them till today.

When you whistles at night you may be disturbing others.