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Crime / Re: Two Fake Police Inspectors Arrested By Police Rapid Response Squad by Xpol: 12:28am On Apr 27
Why are they now calling them fake police, to save face or what? These ones are real policemen, that's what some of them do, crime and illegal duty just to make quick cash.

When I was in the police I wasn't proud of myself being a policeman in fact it took my neighbours over a year before knowing I was one and that was when I was sent to go and arrest someone who happened to live in my street. I only put on the uniform while on duty.
Celebrities / Re: Veteran Yoruba Actor, Ogunjimi Is Dead by Xpol: 7:19pm On Apr 26
He don try make he go rest, life and death na turn by turn.

I dey small when I start dey watch him movies.
Politics / Re: Honour EFCC Invitation While You Have The Chance - Natasha Tells Yahaya Bello by Xpol: 4:52pm On Apr 26
SoNature:
That lady is soo beautiful. She should be the finest female politician in Nigeria's history. On the other hand, Bello is so ugly with a flat nose. I wonder what he would have looked like if hadn't made money. cheesy

On a serious note, nothing can stop Bello from going to jail. The incriminating evidence against him is overwhelming. Alternatively, he should get him lawyers to ask for out-of-court settlement or plea bargaining. Calling EFCC an illegitimate agency won't save him.
We have seen worse incriminating evidence against ex governors and they're still walking freely today.

Corruption is very hard to fight in Nigeria bcoz the person who's going to fight it too is corrupt.

This Bello doesn't just have a matured brain. I don't blame him though coz he became Governor by pure luck, he's not a matured politician and he's a coward, no liver at all.

When some people are shouting youths youths up and down I always smile. If old men are stealing billions the youths will steal trillions if they have access to it.

When the old generations can't solve our problem and the new generations can't either, is hope not lost for the country?

People should not just sit and be expecting to make better exploits when the country gets better, everyone should strife and work hard personally to escape poverty.
Politics / Re: Bello: Nwoke Friday Chijioke Criticizes EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by Xpol: 7:39am On Apr 26
DrYa:



Can I advice you to carefully listen to that press conference on you tube?
EFCC chairman clearly said its beyond his power to arrest, he invited Yahaya Bello for interrogation and not for arrest, he accorded him the necessary respect, called him and explained that he wants him to clarify the allegation against him, he even told him that his interrogation will be in his own (EFCC chairman) office because bello said he feels the journalist will be around, yet Bello refused to come..
He explained that it's not all cases that EFCC will win, (they win some, they lose some)

But, Bello told EFCC chairman to come interrogate him in his village..
Imagine nonsense
I didn't watch the interview, what do you expect as an ex governor and member of the ruling party he sees himself as been above the law. He believes nothing will happen at the end of it all.

Imagine the gut, but don't trust EFCC oh it's like the way police will pet you and even smile with you just to make sure you go to the station with him and once you enter station like this πŸ˜‚ na slap be the next thing.

Bello himself na guyman so he no trust wetin EFCC boss dey talk but forget say he can only run but can't hide, he'll soon turn himself in or be arrested but at the end nothing may come out of these gragra drama.
Politics / Re: Bello: Nwoke Friday Chijioke Criticizes EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by Xpol: 3:40pm On Apr 25
frog12:
the problem is we have too many dullards behaving like experts on nairaland.
So EFCC dey invite those yahoo-yahoo boys before they arrest them??


Are you sure you read and understood my post? Or you're having problem with comprehension?

Can't you see "Invite/Arrest" in my post?

It's clear you're actually the dullard here

Since you can't comprehend simple sentence what I mean be say πŸ˜‚ EFCC NEED TO INVITE OR ARREST YOU BEFORE CHARGING YOU TO COURT FOR THOSE CRIMINAL ACTS YOU DEY COMMIT.
Politics / Re: Bello: Nwoke Friday Chijioke Criticizes EFCC Chairman, Olukoyede by Xpol: 3:11pm On Apr 25
danladi02:


https://authorityngr.com/2024/04/25/former-vp-of-ecowas-court-berates-efcc-chairman-over-press-briefing-on-yahaya-bello/#:~:text=Professor%20Nwoke%20Friday%20Chijioke%2C%20the,former%20Governor%20of%20Kogi%20State.
This is wrong how can you just charge someone for a crime without inviting and interrogating him? A criminal case for that matter.

EFCC needs to invite/arrest and interrogate him.
The offenses allegedly committed will be showed to him and be sure they really have a case before proceeding to charge him to court.

Sometimes the accused will defend or clarify some of or all the accusations and EFCC will realize they don't have a strong case against him/her and decided to drop some of or all the charges.

Imagine what a retired judge is saying.

I've once been invited by the FBI on a serious allegation, I was able to clarify everything and they discovered I knew nothing about the crime, they apologized and drove me back to my hotel.
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Hot Cooking Oil On Man Over N100 In Adamawa by Xpol: 12:09pm On Apr 25
Dididrumz:
Damn.

It is shameful to hit a lady.
It is worth celebrating to pour hot cooking oil on a man bah?

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Business / Re: Abuja Chinese Supermarket Owner Appears Before FCCPC, Store Reopened by Xpol: 7:21am On Apr 25
jubrilELsudan:
IF THIS WERE THE OLD DAYS OF WE 9JA YOUTHS OF THE 80'S AND 90'S NOTHING FOR DEY FOR DEM TO REOPENED CAUSE BY NOW YOUTHS FOR DON BURN DOWN THE WHOLE COMPLEX

BUT UNFORTUNATELY THIS PRESENT DAY 9JA YOUTHS DEY VERY USELESS NA HIM MAKE BUHARI SAY DEM DEY LAZY
I pity for the kind of mentality you possess.
Politics / Re: Isaac Kamalu: Another pro-Wike Rivers Commissioner Rejects Redeployment, Resigns by Xpol: 7:44pm On Apr 24
They should all resign and let the man fill the slots with his own loyalists so that it'll be easier for him to govern well.

I don't take any side but what is most important here is the development and welfare of the state and that should come first before any other thing.

You can't surround yourself with enemies and still governs well.

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Files Notice Of Appeal, Challenges Conviction by Xpol: 11:55am On Apr 23
Normally he's supposed to be given an option of fine.

In such case people won't stop abusing the naira especially the celebrities.
Religion / Re: A Place In Kenya Where They Pay To See A Mermaid (video) by Xpol: 8:59pm On Apr 22
Lol. I'm trying to stop laughing though.

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Crime / Re: Nigeria Army Dismisses Two Soldiers Who Stole From Dangote’s Refinery by Xpol: 7:44pm On Apr 22
Another criminals have been released to the society.

If anyone from the military, police and other paramilitary is dismissed for a criminal offence expecially stealing or robbery they shouldn't just dismis him or her and release to the society, they should be tried for the crime and jailed.

When someone is receiving salary but still committing... What will happen when they're no more having a legit source of income, a trained officer who can handle arms for that matter.

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Politics / Re: Titilola Adeleke Is Osun First Lady, No Confusion- Adeleke’s Spokesperson by Xpol: 7:23pm On Apr 22
CoronaVirusPro:
Adeleke should change title of office to β€œOffice of the First Ladies” 🀣🀣🀣
or better creates another "office of the second lady" lol. Wahala for who married two wifes.

My daddy once advised me not to marry one wife lol, he said in our language that man with one wife suffers a lot, the woman will be seeing herself as the alpha and Omega, with too much shakara, you wan touch her in the night she go tell you don't touch me. Lol.

Say if Dem reach two or three na Dem go dey fight for turn say " emi lo kan" meaning it's my turn. RIP dad! I'm still contemplating whether I'll take the advice at last.

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Car Talk / Re: Man Takes Car For Servicing & Discovers These Animals In The Car (pics/video) by Xpol: 9:02pm On Apr 20
They look like that nairaland girl wey dey always insult men. jennyclay abi wetin be her name lol.

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Health / Re: Highest Smoking Countries In Africa (Top 10 List) by Xpol: 8:54pm On Apr 20
I knew Nigeria wouldn't make the list before I opened it. If you think Nigerians like smoking then you've not visited other countries.
Family / Re: The Number Of Children Living As Servants By State - StatiSense 2021 by Xpol: 6:02pm On Apr 19
helinues:
How accurate are all these statistics that have been flying around?
Not 100% accurate but it's a picture/description of what is happening.
Celebrities / Re: Naira Abuse: EFCC Planning To Arrest Me – Portable Cries Out (Photos) by Xpol: 5:56pm On Apr 19
bassdow:
Why not just say na FAKE money una dey spray. Just like they have Fake Money, Fake Guns, Fake weapons, etc in Movies.

Video evidences go only show picture, but can't show if it's REAL or FAKE
fake money charges will be worse it's like from frying pan to fire.
Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by Xpol: 8:57am On Apr 18
oluwaseyi0:


lol, you don't have to get all riled up

claiming those currencies are fake notes will only complicate the case and may not help it that much

first, they will have to prove they are authorized to make 'counterfeit' currency

you don't just wake up and start 'printing' your own fake money without authorization, even those who use fake guns in movies have clearance to do so otherwise when arrested for bearing arms you can't just claim it's fake arms and expect to go free

fake arms can be used for robbery just like 'Cubana fake money' if not properly destroyed can find its way to the market as counterfeit currency
please lecture him/her more.
Celebrities / Re: Ncos Moves Bobrisky From Ikoyi To Kirkiri Prison by Xpol: 8:51am On Apr 18
Akwamkpuruamu:
Well six months no too far shaa. The Judge for give am option of fine as a first time offender who pleaded guilty.

But Agenda must agend. They hate his cross dressing
That's exactly my opinion.

Pleaded guilty, haven't been tried for same offense in the past.

His nuisance really gave him away, his past activities were disgusting to the judge also hence the vacation.
Crime / Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Xpol: 11:10pm On Apr 17
experience16:


Don't mislead anybody here! Have you ever stood as surety for anyone in the court of law? If not , don't say what you don't know
go and ask senator Abaribe how he lost the money he used to bail Kanu.

To answer your question, I've not stood surety but I've prosecuted cases and I've seen how people were running around looking for money to bail there relatives. Only talk about what you're sure of. Only bail at the police station were supposed to be free with just providing surety but since the system is corrupt it doesn't work.

Note: the court in it's jurisdiction may determine how he want the bail to be fulfilled but stop misleading people by saying people don't pay money.

If the court ask you to deposit the money don't do it make u dey speak grammar for them ok.

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Crime / Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Xpol: 11:06pm On Apr 17
StJasper:


You are wrong!!!

The surety must deposit the money with the court and the money will only be refunded to the surety if the defendant obeys all the bail terms.
No mind them, they'll just be forming know it all on what they know nothing about. no be here we dey when Abaribe lost 100m or na 150m he use bail Kanu.

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Crime / Re: What It Means When The Court Grants Bail In The Sum Of N20m Or Any Other Amount by Xpol: 10:38pm On Apr 17
Some of you are just misleading others.

Take for example Nnamdi kanu case, that senator paid 100m or so in cash before Kanu was released. When he jumped bail he was even demanding his money back claiming it was the fg that made him ran away.

When a court grants you 20m naira bail you'll pay that money to the bank account before you can be released, sometimes the judge will mention the particular account the money will be paid into in most cases other conditions will be attached to it like your surety must worth a certain amount, have houses in a certain area, be a level 16 or a director in the federal civil servant.

So you must fulfill all the conditions before your bail can be perfected

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To Cubana Chief Priest's Arraignment & Bail by Xpol: 3:00pm On Apr 17
I don't understand some people's sense oh haha. The offense is a bailable offense na being granted bail doesn't mean the end of the case.

Bob risky own na brain problem, for this naija how would you plead guilty for such minor offense?

Why would he take such advice in the first place?

If na capital offense now I for say they just wan the judge to be lenient... Once you plead guilty the next thing is judgement but the problem be say he's a general nuisance even to the judge that's why he no give am option of fine coz normally he for pity am small for pleading guilty.

With his influence and money that case could be dragged till everyone will forget about it.

With all the big big charges they slammed that monpha guy abi wetin be the correct spelling self, the case never get head till now. If say na for Naija Dem arrest hushpuppy he for even contest for last election.lol.
Travel / Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Xpol: 11:50am On Apr 16
DenreleDave:
Scenario 1: plane ✈ going up... First I felt weak but I later align. I saw men like ants, I saw mansions like ant colony, I saw the 3rd mainland bridge and the oceans.
I went into the clouds πŸŒ₯, I stayed amongst the cloud πŸŒ₯, I went above the cloud πŸŒ₯. I saw the 5th heavens πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. The plane looked slow in my sight but I'm sure it is not what I see it to be. It was as if something were blocking my ears, I had to dip my fingers in my ears.

Scenario 2: They gave us dwarf plastic water and snacks (though I was expecting vegetables and swallow πŸ˜‚) . As the moment of typing this 8.20am, I am above the clouds.. The cloud πŸŒ₯ feel so lonely πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I finished my snacks in 2 minutes (me wey be ebinna πŸ˜‚).

So it got to point I could not see anything again and the plane was shaking (Lord, hope this is not your call to home 😩). People were just sleeping and snoring, but as for me, Lagos boy, my eyes were wide open πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ (I can't be caught unaware)

Scenario 3: We are preparing for landing 8.36am. E be like say something dey block my ears again πŸ™„πŸ™„ and it's kinda heavy blocking. We are about landing 8.44am, cabin crew are instructed to sit and prepare for landing. I can see farmlands and scanty houses. Aeroplane wheels touched the ground 8 46 am. We got down from plane at 8.53am

Scenario 4: while I was in the sky, I remembered that iran has been firing bombs. I was praying they don't mistakenly fire one into Nigerian airspace while I am in the sky grin grin grin. I was just watching out from the window

Finally, that was how my flight trip to asaba went. This is my first time in delta state.

My nairaland fans in delta, Oya come and do meet and greet Γ³Γ²o πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
That's why they usually give earpiece or headset to cover the ears. But I trust Nigeria local flights Dem no go give.
Travel / Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Xpol: 11:44am On Apr 16
Lange:

But usually the fear and apprehension associated with the first flight is quite intense.
unless I no dey window side once I dey look down from window πŸ˜‚ I dey always fear.
Travel / Re: A Nairalander First Time On Plane And First Time In Delta by Xpol: 11:32am On Apr 16
You're opportune for an opportunity to be chosen in opportunely Air peace plane and landed in opportunity airport. No be only you sabi repetition lol. Congrats next is an opportunity to the US.
Religion / Re: Pastor Enenche Meets Vera Anyim, Says He Never Intended To Embarrass Her by Xpol: 9:55pm On Apr 15
Most of the People blaming universities for graduates who're not fluent in English language are either secondary School dropped out or school cert holders.

Do you think the university, polytechnic or college is having an elementary English language curriculum like primary and secondary School?

Once you can't speak good English after your secondary School, don't expect miracle in the tertiary... Unless you can learn and relearn on your own or forget it.

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Education / Re: Oba Of Benin Installed As Chancellor Of NOUN by Xpol: 3:17pm On Apr 15
BscHolder:
heard that school is very rigid academically
Most of the people who rush in thinking it's an easier way to become a degree holder drop out after the first exam.Most of the students that graduated with 2.1 in NOUN(especially 4.0 upward) won't find it difficult to get first class in conventional universities.

No sorting
No mark upgrading
No money/body bribery
Etc.

The first two years exams is between you and your computer you can't even ask questions from the person next to you. It's like being caged.

That school is not for people who don't have time to study. It's for those who can read/study and assimilate, cramming is also needed to pass their e-exams coz you have to write the answers exacting how they appear in the course materials.

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Music/Radio / How Were You Singing this Song Back Then by Xpol: 9:28am On Apr 14
"Murder she wrote" by Chaka Demus and plier.

Me, I was like "umereshin don umereshi don" lol.

Didn't even know about Plier, all I knew was Chaka Demus.

If you grooved to this song then and you're still struggling in life, may God pick your call.
Business / Re: Naira Is "World's Best Performing Currency" In April - Bloomberg by Xpol: 4:20pm On Apr 12
Lizzysamuel:



216-28 that's 188 difference.

1200-216 that's how much Agbadorian?
I don't even want to mention the 1950 ATH you guys took it too.
It doesn't work that way , you judge it base on percentage.

Two people(let say A and B)did business.

A invested a capital of 200 naira and gained 400 naira making a total of 600 naira.

B invested a capital of 600 naira and gained 600 naira making a total of 1200 naira.

Which of them gained more?

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Career / Re: Court Declines Jurisdiction On Case Of Female Army Officer Who Married Foreigner by Xpol: 7:52pm On Apr 10
Smelling matter, you submitted resignation letter and you were not reporting for duty when it's not been approved. You're on your own sister.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe Drops 'battered' Dollar, Introduces Gold-backed 'ZIG' Currency by Xpol: 7:34pm On Apr 05
Godjone:
grin

When i was in LAGOS those days, there is this stench in ikeja very close to the police college. It was a smelly, toxic and muddy stench. Back then, it was popularly referred to as Zimbabwe.. .



So Zimbabwe is still the Zimbabwe of yesteryears NA wao
.




In police college ikeja we called all the dumping ground (refuse) Zimbabwe, so it's not just a particular one.

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