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Politics / Re: $11bn Judgement Debt: Court Award £20m Damages In Favour Of Nigeria Against P&ID by Xpol: 7:43pm On Dec 09, 2023
do4luv14:



How much will it cost for 2, both teaching and mentorship
someone used " I am teach you" in his advert and you still want such person to mentor you. Be careful oh.
Music/Radio / Re: Video Of Mohbad’s Father Recording Song In Studio Causes Online Drama by Xpol: 1:42pm On Dec 09, 2023
All I can say is that the man has a good voice. No offense committed. He might even be the one his son got inspiration and the push to sing from.

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Politics / Re: Corrupt Nigerian Cops Caught On Tape Asking For Money From Foreign Female Biker by Xpol: 6:08am On Dec 08, 2023
Supremos:
When are we going to end this madness in this country?.

These are the people Mr president supposed to budget billions for, not house renovation and flying around.

I no too pity this police men, during election, they will collect bribe to bring in bad leaders.
Who told you these guys are poor?some of them gets 50k share per day on those roads. So tell me how increasing their salary will stop this extortion.
Smile, one even forget ATM pin for his salary account the other day coz the last time he used it was over a year.

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Education / Re: Man Finally Graduates After Spending 12 Years In University by Xpol: 10:05pm On Dec 06, 2023
immortalcrown:
How?

Graduated with the 2011/2012 admission or with a later admission?

I thought NOU has maximum of 8 years for a BSc program.
Yes but they don't follow that, once you gain admission do your follow semester you can even register for second semester five years later and drag your study to years at your own convenience.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Faces Another Legal Battle In Supreme Court Over 2023 Presidential Poll by Xpol: 6:56am On Dec 05, 2023
Lol see as I dey laugh with the little I read from this piece of igbe.
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Cut Boyfriend Hair While He Slept Because Another Woman Complimented by Xpol: 9:48am On Dec 03, 2023
As for me that's the end. This kind of girl will cut you DICKSON if you cheat on her.

But this guy is dirty sha. Keeping bushy hair no be for those that can't treat it oh. As in it needs regular treatment but here is a skull eaten up by dandruff and other infections. Tueh!
Education / Re: Can A Secondary School Certificate Holder Be Termed “Educated”? by Xpol: 9:22am On Dec 02, 2023
Hmm. Most public secondary schools in Nigeria produce more illiterates, some of my secondary school mates then couldn't even read.

Most of my teachers had other businesses they prioritized. Some are: into timber cutting, cocoa merchant,etc they mostly gave note to one of the students to write for us. Even my maths teacher came to school once in a while.

Sometimes I used meaningful self constructed grammars that really sounded like an English grammars to ask questions from my English teacher. He would just answered with idea and the rest of the students would be shouting "grammarian"

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Awarded Outstanding Georgia Citizen (Photos) by Xpol: 9:14am On Dec 02, 2023
fnep2smooth:
He is now a dual citizen now nice one
Person papa be Nigerian Dem born am for US you say na now he just become a dual citizen.

Weldon sir.
Family / Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Xpol: 6:12am On Nov 30, 2023
advanceDNA:


U sabi lie oooooo.... grin grin u just dey paint fake story just to support women....

..if u are woen...im not surprised.u women can support each others' dirtiness too much once u want to advice another woman's son ...... If e reach una own son and family ur advice go different... grin grin grin

Was talking with my colleague ...and asked her if its okay for a man she met yesterday to give her 20m naira because he likes her and want to get to know her..she said yes naa...she didn't force him... there's love in sharing grin

I now asked is it okay for your son to do same...wéréy say...her son cannot be that stupid...she will not allow it...
lol this is funny and that's how it is.

Anyway my story is not fake and I'm not a woman. I know the family and it's not hearsay.

As a man, when you're confused and angry sometimes you take some decisions you'll later regret in life.

This is another story but I read this in the news:

This man won US Visa lottery and needed to do DNA test for the children in order for the whole family to move.
Four children, three boys and one girl(last child).
The three were already schooling abroad and the last was yet to finish high school.

The results came out, only the last child was his biological child. The wife denied, only confessed when the man drove her into a bush one day and threatened to kill her. The man's friend and the house help were the fathers of the boys.

The man kept it a secret and never told those boys, He didn't divorce the wife but she fell sick shortly after that and died.

The caption of the news then " How Visa lottery ruined my life". The man main regret was playing Visa lottery. He preferred not to have discovered.

See bro. They way you'll judge some matter that happens to outsider is different from personal experience. You can say " if it's me I'll do this or that " but until you experience it before you'll know the reach action or reaction. The way I love my children God forbid such thing happens, I can never disown them and sack them unless their father come and claim them but it's surely going to be an everlasting wound that can't be healed and as for the woman, that's the end.

So your bond with the child in question will play a vital role in influencing your decision.
Family / Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Xpol: 10:22pm On Nov 29, 2023
If you're suspecting that one of your children is not yours and you really like the child, bro please leave the sleeping dog to continue enjoy it's sleep Biko.

I'm not telling you to spare the mother oh.
She doesn't deserve that.

A guy who was already graduating with first class, maintaining a record of best graduating student, that's how his wayward mother spoiled his life, today the guy dey follow guys smoke for jungle.

Some of the man's friends advised him to leave the matter since he's been spending on the boy and he was already in his 5th yrs studying medicine.

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Lady Weds Her Oyinbo Husband At The Ikoyi Registry Lagos (Pics/Video) by Xpol: 5:33am On Nov 29, 2023
Congrats but where in Europe. People wey dey Germany, France and co go mostly tell you the country Dem dey but you see those in Georgia, Ukraine and co will always tell you I dey Europe shocked
Me:Oga where in Europe?
My guy: Europe na Europe my guy

Lol
Family / Re: How Do You Handle A Promiscuous Sister? by Xpol: 9:56am On Nov 26, 2023
Irony of life.

Men love promiscuous girls(someone else sister) that will be giving them Pomo every time at a cheap price or free of charge but they hate if their sisters (siblings) are promiscuous.

What happens to the GOLDEN RULE.

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Crime / Re: Lady Killed By A Hit & Run Driver In Port Harcourt. Relatives Needed by Xpol: 7:18pm On Nov 25, 2023
Nothing dey this life oh, Anytime I think say one day I go die no matter how long I live, e dey make me slow down and take this life as nothing.
Romance / Re: "Every Man Nowadays Wants Sex On The First Day" - A Beautiful Lady Cries Out by Xpol: 11:36am On Nov 25, 2023
APOPTOSIS:
It's unfortunate, but you Ladies enhanced and propagated such. Same Ladies that always demand to be respected are same Ladies who go about to first disrespect their bodies even before men clone such opportunities. Just imagine the widespread nudity from women everywhere, yet they want their bodies respected. U can't eat your cake and still want it.
We warned you all but we were told to mind our businesses. Now na morning!

Same goes to those enhancing feminism wrongly, we have been warning them but they wouldn't listen too. Always propagating things that would lead to anarchy
I believe say na "mourning" you wan write.
Properties / Re: A Beautiful House Built With Mud (Photos) by Xpol: 9:30pm On Nov 24, 2023
Obakoolex:
grin Who has Ak47 I want to check something
Ak will have easy passage on Naija type of cement blocks than mud blocks? I even doubt it can penetrate it. Have you asked what is inside those bags the military or Police use as cover/shield on the checkpoints?
Education / Re: How Do We Say NEPA Don Bring Light With Correct English by Xpol: 9:13pm On Nov 24, 2023
I'm here to check and scrutinise una oyinbo.

I hate speaking pigin so you no go fit hear me speaking or writing it shocked shocked
Celebrities / Re: 6 Nigerian Celebrities Who Became More Popular After Their Death by Xpol: 6:09pm On Nov 23, 2023
immortalcrown:
The inclusion of Ola Dip is funny 🤣

It serves him right. Not everyone gets away with stupidity. If Ola's father was that of Mohbad, Ola would have been quickly buried alive in an under-sized casket at night.
lol you're wickedly wicked
Celebrities / Re: Mayor Of Atlanta, USA Declares November 18 ‘Davido Day' (Photos) by Xpol: 8:01pm On Nov 22, 2023
Honoredeblazac:
The mayor must be an idiot. Why are we always like this with power? To enthrone mediocrity in Atlanta because of a single artist while there are many Atlanta based artist and great men who weren’t given this honor. Bullshit Democrats
This kind mind no good oh, it blocks progress.
Family / Re: Any Time I Turn Him Down He Goes To Bed , Is Everything Alright? - Lady Seek Adv by Xpol: 6:52pm On Nov 22, 2023
So una dey intentionally do this thing haba
Travel / Re: An All-Female Pilot Crew Crashed The U.S Navy Spy Plane In The Sea (Photos) by Xpol: 7:28am On Nov 22, 2023
No be women? Na gossip cause am
Family / Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by Xpol: 10:39pm On Nov 21, 2023
This question go make many people dey think oh.

Person wey still dey package him life hoping say e go better go now sit down and rethink say which kind life be this self. Smile.

Anyway, on what I have achieved so far: I bought iPhone 4, I bought oraimo airpod, for the iPhone 4, my ex phone touch screen spoiled and I gave her money to repair it bcoz her current guy is broke.

Those are the major things I can remember. Ok another important one is my pastor see vision say I go own a Ferrari before this year ends that I should sow a seed so that the vision no go fail, so I sold my fan and gave him the money.

Hmm na inside heat I dey sleep since oh and I'm still expecting my Ferrari though.

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Travel / Re: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by Xpol: 2:36pm On Nov 21, 2023
[quote author=guobe post=127077391]Nigeria lady cries at the airport as she told his boyfriend that he should promise to come back for her.[/quoteTold "her" boyfriend not "his" boyfriend.

Man wear suutu to look cooperate enter plane.
So that Dem no go see am as local man when him land. African mentality, e fit be hot country he dey go so o. Lol nobody go tell am when he go comot am fling am away.

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Travel / Re: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by Xpol: 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2023
[quote author=guobe post=127077391]Nigeria lady cries at the airport as she told his boyfriend that he should promise to come back for her.[/quoteTold "her" boyfriend not "his" boyfriend
Family / Re: After 21 Years In US, 9 Years In London, I Found Myself Under Oshodi Bridge by Xpol: 10:40am On Nov 21, 2023
Prechgold1180:
If this is real
Then Omo mehn Kai what thy Bleep
Outta words

But mehn how come

Back to square one

U all should know this
It’s way too easy to lose all you worked for

Hard to get a good life
But very easy to destroy a good life


But if I M the man i will relocate to a place I v nva been befor
And start a new life
you make sense jare. His story is not totally true though, he's hiding some parts or psycho don enter.

On what you said being wealthy today doesn't guarantee one will still be tomorrow. Just as one day can turn one's life around it can also cause set back. May God no turn us to " I get am before"

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Travel / Re: Massive Rainfall And Storm Hits Dubai UAE (pics/video) by Xpol: 6:26pm On Nov 20, 2023
blowjohn:



Which dey u go Dubai grin grin grin grin
Una go just enter naira land dey throw fabu
Do I need to be arguing with you on this? I don't think so, I didn't only go but lived and worked there, it's not a chest beating stuff so I won't continue to... You only see a country as big deal when you haven't been there so the way you see the country is different from mine.

I've also been to better countries ( not beauty wise but husling)

I said in my post that whenever there's flood in some areas, they use to bring tankers to siphon the water, with this you supposed to know I was speaking from experience.

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Travel / Re: Massive Rainfall And Storm Hits Dubai UAE (pics/video) by Xpol: 3:22pm On Nov 20, 2023
Omo. whenever flood happens you'll see lot of tankers siphoning the water away, highly proactive but this one don pass tanker hand oh.

One of the best countries lived/visited.
Politics / Re: Ganduje: The Mistake We Used To Nail Kwankwaso, Gov Yusuf by Xpol: 6:40pm On Nov 18, 2023
thatigboman:
how comes same INEC declared him winner and gave him certificate of returns?
The matter self get k leg.

No submission of form to inec, no primary election, yet inec added him as one of the contestants coz his name would also be on the ballot, and same inec declared him the winner.

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Politics / Re: FG Begins Payment Of N585 Million Fine For Release Of 4,000 Inmates Nationwide by Xpol: 6:30pm On Nov 18, 2023
EdiskyHarry:
Hope murderers, kidnappers and arm robbers are not among
dem no dey give those set of criminals option of fine na.

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Health / Re: 48 Million Nigerians Still Defecate Openly – FG by Xpol: 9:49pm On Nov 17, 2023
Lol, I remember when I first travelled, this ps dey hold me I looked around everywhere clean and neat, see gbege, I tried pass the back of one tower maybe opportunity go dey, for where, I dey see some grocery stores oh but as jjc wey I be my mind no tell me make I enter one, coz for Naija some no go allow you, Dem fit say no water to flush. Omo na so I enter bus like that oh.

I reach where I dey go lift just go up see another set up, na so I rush the stair case with high speed. I used hand pin my John Thomas, the kind speed wey I take open the door, one of my guys inside no get paper lol, he near jump from window. I can't forget that day lol. Na small he remain make he slap me .

If everywhere clean no one will tell you, you'll give yourself brain, you see all the environment so neat and no paper flying around, you'll think twice before throwing dirt on the floor not to talk of defecating.
Celebrities / Re: "Oladips Is Alive, He Just Finished Eating Rice & Turkey" - Friend Shares Video by Xpol: 10:32am On Nov 17, 2023
Hmm. If this's true, that means he wanted to test something like maybe his dealth could trend like mohbad's.

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Food / Re: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by Xpol: 8:16pm On Nov 15, 2023
osuolale95:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U667nCoGCYM

So there are lots of giant rats terrorizing our chickens and food store.

Last night, we set trap for them. Unfortunately, this one happens to fall in trap.

One baba has took it for processing, he said it’s a good meat for amala.
"has taken it"
Car Talk / Re: Conversion Of Petrol Vehicles To CNG To Cost Between N300,000 To N600,000 – FG by Xpol: 7:25am On Nov 14, 2023
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