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CrimeRe: How We Steal Money From People’s Bank Accounts: Fraudster (photo) by xreal: 10:10am On Sep 18, 2016
iamodenigbo1:
Will this topic get to Jerusalem?
Already in Canaan land.
PoliticsRe: Army Cadet Dies One Week To His Passing Out Parade. Photo by xreal: 9:49am On Sep 18, 2016
May almighty GOD console his Parents and Loved ones.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives New York (PHOTOS) by xreal: 9:39am On Sep 18, 2016
lifezone247:
read the story again, this time very slowly.
isn't he going to return?

pls think ahead, do your thinking swiftly.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Signs Dammy Krane To His Record Label [PICS] by xreal: 9:32am On Sep 18, 2016
Ah, hope this wouldn't be a set-back for Dammy Krane.

I hope his task wouldn't just to be seen jumping behind in Davido's music videos.
PoliticsRe: Obama To Meet Buhari, Shuns Philippines President by xreal: 9:26am On Sep 18, 2016
ok, Baba and Obama, pls include this in your talks..



I want Naira and Dollars to be like this....

CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today (Happy Birthday) by xreal: 8:55am On Sep 18, 2016
[quote author=TerrorSquad 147 post=49458219]Happy birthday to a fellow September born, God bless your new age. Dodos... [/quote]Hmm
I hail.

HBD in arrears or advance.
PoliticsRe: PMB Appoints Son In Law Executive Director, NIMASA Ahead Of Superiors. by xreal: 8:47am On Sep 18, 2016
idupaul:
Its comments like this that attract Thunder..bro from now avoid rain storms
Nna!

E never reach dat level na.

Let me get my helmet just incase.

PoliticsRe: PMB Appoints Son In Law Executive Director, NIMASA Ahead Of Superiors. by xreal: 8:43am On Sep 18, 2016
MrKontrovErsy:
dnt blame the selfishness on ur being a human.
not all humans are selfish ...
An average human is.

'Change' begins with me.
Car TalkRe: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by xreal: 8:40am On Sep 18, 2016
[quote author=metallisc post=49458712][/quote]My brother, I no wan carry last.

Others above me did, so did I.
Maybe to make the thread interesting. grin
PoliticsRe: PMB Appoints Son In Law Executive Director, NIMASA Ahead Of Superiors. by xreal: 8:30am On Sep 18, 2016
pxDharniel:
See your mouth. Like you'd be happy if your junior is promoted ahead of you in your place of work.

Don't be a zombie. Learn to call a spade a spade
I wouldn't be, sincerely.

Yet, I will do same as Buhari, once I have such opportunity.

my to sentences above kinda contradicts right? that's because I am human.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today (Happy Birthday) by xreal: 8:26am On Sep 18, 2016
TerrorSquad147:
Yea, September born don't look old even in old age. I'm a living example
Good.

What date is yours?

Happy Birthday, anyway.
RomanceRe: I Love Him But When Ever We’re Having S*ex Something Scary Happens. by xreal: 7:51am On Sep 18, 2016
Kontinu
PoliticsRe: PMB Appoints Son In Law Executive Director, NIMASA Ahead Of Superiors. by xreal:
Afterall he is qualified and was serving in the same agency (NIMASA) before now.

I wish him the best in his new appointment.

Chai!
dem don quote me tire for hia, like say if na dem, dem no go do as my presido did
Music/RadioRe: Watch Nigerian Youngest Female DJ Zeeny's Gift To 2baba On His 41st Birthday by xreal: 7:25am On Sep 18, 2016
Anything good for the Legend.

But , na wa oh.

Though I don't understand what she was punching with her fingers, it appears she was dancing to another song playing on her ear piece.

Nice audio mix from that video.
RomanceRe: Am Divorcing. My Wife Was My Secret Landlady Which I Didnt Know For Years. by xreal: 7:20am On Sep 18, 2016
Firstly, when the rent was increased to 160 and she helped you out. Did you refund the money to her? Did she collect it from you?

How many tenants are there ?
Car TalkRe: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by xreal: 7:18am On Sep 18, 2016
Wetin sef?

I am not here to read alone, make I contribute too.

Ok, was driving from one State to another, I saw this convoy with some blue and long bullion vans, few white coaster busses, few Toyota corrolas all with fully armed and masked Mopols; u guessed right, the convoy belonged to the CBN.
I overtook their convoy and maintained the first car position on their convoy till we got to the State we were heading, coincidentally, we were heading same state.



I laugh in Korean laguage
CrimeRe: How We Steal Money From People’s Bank Accounts: Fraudster (photo) by xreal:
How do they block phone line temporarily?

Won't the 'alert' drop later after line has been unblocked, since it's in form of an SMS?

Name of the bank, abeg.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Celebrates His 41st Birthday Today (Happy Birthday) by xreal:
Wow!
TuBaba, he looks younger.

Happy Birthday, boss.
I wish you Long Life and Prosperity.

First To Comment is dedicated to the Legend of our time - Tuface Idibia.

I also use this FTC things to celebrate my 7th Year on Nairaland.

just a 'like' from you will do.

PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives New York (PHOTOS) by xreal:
Safe trip, Baba.

Rrankdonga:
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KEZDON:
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wake up guys, food don done.
CrimeRe: When Directed By The Police To Write A Statement: What You Should Know by xreal: 6:11am On Sep 18, 2016
benpuzzy:
Somebody has answered your question above just search for it, the reason for not leaving a space and no-paragraphing is for your own good cos any Police man that wants to implicate you will squeeze something in that space and paragraph that you left
oh, thank you.
Science/TechnologyRe: Check Out Whatsapp New Features 2016 For Android by xreal:
Na wa for these wizards always coming up with New Features.

Nice one.
EducationRe: Adeyeye Olorunfemi: "I Don’t Regret My Action" — Student Rusticated By UNILAG by xreal:
Hmmm.

But, I think he should start looking at admission into other universities. I mean 2 years?
Some schools will even remain quiet after the period of rustication elapses.


FTC right? This is to mark my 7th year on Nairaland.

CrimeRe: Woman Dies Of Suffocation From A Miracle Prophet ! by xreal:
We read this before mehn.
CrimeRe: Brutal Punishments Of Rapists In Different Countries Around The World by xreal:
What about the place that concerns us - Nigeria.
EducationRe: Fayose, Ekiti APC Fight Over Students’ Success In NECO by xreal:
So they want to politicise this achievement again?
CrimeRe: When Directed By The Police To Write A Statement: What You Should Know by xreal: 9:59pm On Sep 17, 2016
Op
you didn't remind us not ti waste their sheets.

They tell you to squeeze your writing.
Write two sentences on a space meant for one sentence.
They say, no paragraphs.
If possible they say no spacing.

Are all these instructions above supposed to be so?
Or na Buhari no provide stationeries (writing paper sheets) for police force?
PropertiesRe: Decorative Fence Ideas, Please Help With Suggestions! by xreal: 10:04am On Sep 17, 2016
prettyboi1989:
what makes a see through fence the best security? anyone could easily scale the fence, anyone walking by can easily see whats going on in ur compound. such fence makes ur compound an easy target especially if you got flashy cars.
grin
I love your thinking. It's so straight forward.

We are talking security here, a security conscious person reason more illogically and less logically to curb insecurity.

A see-through fence is the best (as I said), because you need no 'gateman/human guard', your neigbors and passers-by will do the job for you FREELY and at all times .
When you have a fully ceiled and very tall fence, you have done 70% of the job for prospective robbers uninvited guest(s); 'cos they feel so secured once they scale over the fence, into the compound.

See-through fence really scare away robbers, let me not go much into details here...

If u got flashy cars, let them see, afterall they see you drive by, they know your worth.

Trust me, get a low fence, make sure ppl can see through, even if u plant flowers around the fence, they mustn't cover the perforated part of the fence; and get GUARD DOGS.
PropertiesRe: Decorative Fence Ideas, Please Help With Suggestions! by xreal: 8:24am On Sep 17, 2016
I know little about the measurements but a see-through fence is the best security.
EducationRe: NUC Approves Doctor Of Pharmacy Degree by xreal: 8:21am On Sep 17, 2016
Hmmm. Doctor of Pharmacy.

So, there wasn't something of such before now?

Congrats to the Proffessionals in the profession.
PoliticsRe: Suit Challenging Buhari’s Appointment Of Hameed Ali As Customs Boss Struck Out by xreal: 8:14am On Sep 17, 2016
This man has rendered legitimate car dealers in nigeria jobless.


Custom duties are just ridiculously high, abeg.
Science/TechnologyRe: Python Swallows Two Goats In Lagos (Photos) by xreal: 4:49am On Sep 17, 2016
spacyzuma:
Scary.

The damn snake was greedy and deserved to die.

Why swallow two goats at once? It should have eaten the male goat only, and left. Then after some weeks, come back and eat the female goat (after she's delivered). Then come back after a few weeks to eat the kid. grin grin
Chai!

You wicked ooo

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