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Sports › Re: Mikel Obi Welcomes Paul Pogba Back To The Premier League With A Tweet by xreal: 4:57pm On Aug 13, 2016

screenshot of the tweet, or....

adonbilivit

Travel › Re: Man Drugged, Dumped In Nigeria After Two Months In Swiss Jail (pic) by xreal: 4:45pm On Aug 13, 2016

no place like home

Crime › Re: Illegal Oil Bunkers Arrested In Lagos by xreal: 8:14am On Aug 13, 2016

Govt should find a way to legalise them, by giving them 'reasonable' terms and conditions to operate, and also control them.

Science/Technology › Re: Big Whale Killed In Ilaje, Ondo State (Photos) by xreal: 4:15pm On Aug 12, 2016

Ofodirinwa:
savage and disgusting. Whales that end up on beaches have been dead and rotting for days

exactly, just my thought.

Agriculture › Re: List Of Made In Nigeria Rice And States by xreal: 4:10pm On Aug 12, 2016

haha, North keep farming while some places keep destroying their land by bombing pipelines.

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Phones › Re: Airtel *440*161# 1,500 For 6gb Is Actually 3gb On Android by xreal: 9:06am On Aug 12, 2016

greggng:
I hate to see u suffer can you pls relocate to my area so tht this awoof will not by pass u?

I ain't suffering. Airtel is the greatest.

Phones › Re: Airtel *440*161# 1,500 For 6gb Is Actually 3gb On Android by xreal: 8:24am On Aug 12, 2016

SycophanticGoat:
Glo is even the worst of them all. They give you the Greek gift of huge data bundles at cheaper rates only for you to realize you can't even exhaust up to 30% of it due to their worthless network connection.

I tell you.

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Phones › Re: Airtel *440*161# 1,500 For 6gb Is Actually 3gb On Android by xreal: 8:15am On Aug 12, 2016

greggng:
Keep wasting ur time with airtel while glo rules the world. With 2500naira glo gives u 10gb or 10000mb of real data u can use on all device. The speed within my area is fantastic.

You see why your first sentence is senseless?

Glo isn't good at my vicinity.

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Education › Re: 5 Words Nigerians Use That Doesn't Actually Exist In The Dictionary by xreal: 7:29am On Aug 12, 2016

At least we have been using such words to communicate perfectly well amongst ourselves; it's left for whoever may be of concern to add such words into the dictionary or leave us alone.

... eeehm Adamu! Adamuuuu!!, don't wash the Baby Boy , I am going with the Muscle today.

As long as Adamu understands all what I was referring to. Shikenah!

Career › Re: Bank Workers Declare Your Assets - CBN Orders by xreal: 5:54am On Aug 12, 2016

Anti corruption indeed.

Is that a solution to the ongoing Budget Padding saga?

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Politics › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Shares Makeup Photos by xreal: 5:52am On Aug 12, 2016*

She is beautiful.... just like her mum.

I dedicate this FTC to General Jimmy and all who are celebrating their birthday today.

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Phones › Re: Airtel *440*161# 1,500 For 6gb Is Actually 3gb On Android by xreal: 5:51am On Aug 12, 2016

the code doesn't even work on all SIMs.

I guess it works on selected SIM to which the eligibility message was sent.

Airtel remains my best so far in data service.

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Travel › Re: Audu Bako Zoological Garden Kano State Nigeria (Pics) by xreal: 2:51am On Aug 12, 2016

A zoo located in a zoo.

These animals ain't wild, the wild ones have moved from Sambisa Forest into another forest in Bauchi.

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Celebrities › Re: Tunji Aderibigbe & Nora Nwosisi Wedding Pictures by xreal: 9:51pm On Aug 11, 2016

Dem don 'milk' this groom - DRY .

Yes, u can tell from his facial appearance/expression.

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Sports › Re: Tonye Solomon D-BOY Breaks Guinness World Record In Bayelsa (Photos) by xreal: 9:04pm On Aug 11, 2016*

Tamuwaaaa!

Ever since I left the presidency,I have been on the look out for names of my people with good records from my state ; alas, I found one .

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Politics › Re: Fayose Greeting Ooni Ogunwusi At Abuja Airport by xreal: 9:01pm On Aug 11, 2016

Yorubas and Respect are like...

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Romance › Re: Our Chat 7 Years Ago On Facebook, We Got Married Last Week by xreal: 7:03pm On Aug 11, 2016

Am I the only one who really don't understand what OP is trying to say here?

are you that addicted to nairaland? instead of you to give ur wife full attention at this honeymoon period, you are diverting the attention to nairaland. kontinue!

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Relocates To Burra Forest, Bauchi by xreal: 7:39am On Aug 10, 2016

Animals are many in Nigeria.

Though I wouldn't totally agree with those who say Nigeria is a zoo.

We have Wild animals in the Northern part moving from one Forest to the other; and 'wild' amphibians in the South-south who reside in creeks.

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Sports › Re: Chierika Ukogu Representing Nigeria At Rio 2016 Olympics by xreal: 2:37am On Aug 10, 2016

Laird:
Please I am Igbo with a Yoruba mum so I am being practical.
The foreign born athletes sportspeople representing Nigeria are doing it for THEIR PERSONAL CAREER EXPOSURE AND CV BOOST AND REPUTATION and not because of a failed state called Nigeria and not because of any patriotism. It is all personal interest which is not evil..
Nigeria's failed sports ministry and government leaves indigenes(home born and based Nigerians unable to participate in International Competitions because of lack of finance, lack of equipment and government support) and so foreign trained,supported by the facilities and amenities and benefits of sports programmes ( sports scholarships, sports equipment and infrastructure and government sports support) in the Developed world who did not make their Developed country competition team use their Nigerian Second CITIZENSHIP to compete in International Competitions for their PERSONAL SPORTS CV and CAREER PROFILE AND SPORTS COMPETITION EXPOSURE to be boosted. Not for any smelly Nigeria.

Its all personal reasons but not evil. Though sports administrators and governments might want to not release funds or divert or withhold sports budgets because Onyibo/Western born or based Nigerians sportpersons who live and make use of the Developed Worlds facilities and amenities will use Nigerians flag to compete and boost their personal CV and sports profile when their Western/Developed country does not pick them to compete in International events

True talk.

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Romance › Re: The Beauty Of Nigerian Women From Kano And Zaria (northern Kaduna) by xreal: 3:55pm On Aug 09, 2016

That one from Kano is Abacha's daughter.

Crime › Re: Pregnant Teenager Drinks Poison In Lagos, Blames Grandma In Suicide Note by xreal: 10:44am On Aug 09, 2016

Why is her grand ma now regretting?

Let's not shy away from teaching our kids - the use of condom.
Konji badd.

Even after been impregnated, was total neglect the next and best thing to do?
Haba!

R.I.P to the young ~~woman~~ lady.

Literature › Re: Which Of These Did You Read? by xreal: 6:43am On Aug 09, 2016

All, I read all of 'em.

Though first readings were under some whip on my head (without understanding or comprehending what I was reading).

Subsequent readings at the right age were with much more better understanding, pronunciations and comprehension (this time, without any whip dropping o my head).

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Business › Re: Dollar Scarcity: Petrol Price Hike Looms, Marketers Say by xreal: 6:37am On Aug 09, 2016

Dangote, where is your refinery?

Pets › Re: OMG - Hundreds Of Stray Dogs Poisoned In By Authorities In Pakistan - Photos by xreal: 10:14pm On Aug 07, 2016

I can see Canned corn beef flooding Nigerian markets soon.

Beware!

Pets › Re: (photos) An Amazing Transformation Of A Dying Dog To A Healthy Dog by xreal: 10:07pm On Aug 07, 2016

These are the kind of people that make heaven.

I am not GOD, but I am sure this is more than thousands of tithes.

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Travel › Re: Unilorin Redeemed Fellowship Students In Accident by xreal: 10:01pm On Aug 07, 2016

CAPSLOCKED:
THE GOD THAT ANSWERS BY FIRE, ALWAYS DISAPPOINTS.

PLEASE DON'T COUNT ON HIM.

My hand no dey ooo.

Baba God, no be me talk this trash o.

But show this ~~mumu~~ person say you have and can still answereth by FIRE .

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Christianity Etc › Re: Help! A Wedding Is About To Be Cancelled Because Of Tithe Card by xreal: 7:38pm On Aug 07, 2016

Hmmm, I think I know the church; the founder has about 5 private jets or so.

However, is that the only church on earth?
Joe sef get pride, why can't he conduct the wedding in the bride's church?

End time indeed.

Education › Re: Help Me To Congratulate My Brother For His Waec by xreal: 10:47pm On Aug 06, 2016

IMO, he should study Agric and after NYSC, he should go into it FULL TIME.

Politics › Re: Militants Vow To Kill Moslems & Burn Mosques If Boko Haram Kills Christians by xreal: 10:40pm On Aug 06, 2016

I agree with that.

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Crime › Re: Two Nigerians Caught With Drugs In Bengaluru, India by xreal: 10:32pm On Aug 06, 2016

That is like 25-26,000 naira per gram.

They all want to spray money like their brother i.e E- money of 5 star Records.

i smell death sentence again.

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Phones › Re: Nigeria’s Internet Users Reduce By 81,415 – NCC by xreal: 5:56pm On Aug 04, 2016

I am sure, NCC meant Cyber Cafe users.

Politics › Re: IG Of Police, Idris Visits Ambode by xreal: 8:05am On Aug 04, 2016

What did they discuss?

or did they just visit the governor to take photographs ?

I can see a ~~selfie stick~~ walking stick with him.

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