₦airaland Forum

Naiija!

Kidnapping dead body and collecting ransom.

Hope she is enjoying the stolen money?

GoodHealth007:
This guy is a liar! He lives in Abuja so those cars can't be his! Tekno, y you dey lie?

I wonder oo.

These are two great 'german machines', if na so e easy ....I need to sing 'Polongo'.

Pot holes everywhere. even in Maryland.

Kawai!

RIP.

Now I see, no wonder Saraki instructed his puppet State governor to increase and implement 10k for late registration after few weeks of resumption.
So, the 10k from each student was meant for his birthday celebration.

Kwara don Suffer!

My observation, these are two mafians, two killers, two thieves.
These two thieves should be nailed on the cross.

Dis ealy morning?

dem for allow make day break first?

#yawns#

make I sleep third round , I will wish u a Happy Birthday when day break.

not so fine.

thanks Jovago.

A relevant thread this yuletide.

Good reminder for me too.

... bar man! pls, today is Friday, next week is christmas, serve us round, bia! put one Ciroc on this table Thank you.

Is that not the man preaching naked?

where is the Range Rover?
how are you sure he is a Yahoo person?

These governors don't seem to understand what he is saying, they also don't look interested.


I see Kwara governor thinking of what percentage of next state allocation Saraki is going to request.

End Time proposal to Hell.

Claps*



source ooo

She got a kind mother...... an eagle would had thrown its baby from the top of a mountain.



...mother eagle will be waiting at the base to avoid crash-landing. Eagle is crazily crazy.

^^^^^
the poster above me thinks my President will take sides/ be partial.

Irrespective of region and religion, if you misbehave, you will be fired.

If COAS Camp Commandant catch una.......... he go fire you all.

I like that in the small hijab though.

HCpaul:
I need a scientific response.
Is like you don't understand my question.

ok, sorry.

Unionised:
I suspect you know the answer to that...

Why do we store rice instead of jollof rice?

Why do we store flour instead of bread?

Why do we store yam instead of pounded yam?

Why do we store data instead of information?

Because we cook data to form information.

Building blocks....

simple, thanks.

Data is a raw fact, it becomes information after been processed.

Unionised:
I suspect you know the answer to that...

Why do we store rice instead of jollof rice?

Why do we store flour instead of bread?

Why do we store yam instead of pounded yam?

Why do we store data instead of information?

Because we cook data to form information.

Building blocks....

simple, thanks.

Oyinbo, Mumu!

Dem get time.

#IfNaNaija..,

GogetterMD:
It's a coalition of "Muslim" and "Arab" nations, and unfortunately for you, Nigeria is a Muslim nation

leave your locality and tour round.

Brain at work.

Jenepas:
Ok. Thank you very much sir.

you welcome ma.

jaylister:
december 1st 2015 dont miss interpret, not all countries use our date format, some year come before month

ok, he is human. Let's all wish him well.

Number 1 beats real hard.

According to the dates, it's almost a year ago now - that is if the report is true.

Death or terminal sickness of such is not my president's portion.
He will rule this country and make Dasuki mention more names.


una never see anything.

pdp jatijati

Jenepas:
Does the Oriki you wrote Eulogize Ibadan only?
I need something that focuses on him mainly. Eulogizing him as a person.

Yes, Ibadan native alone, just as you requested in your first post.