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Jokes EtcRe: Imagine Getting This As A Christmas Gift by xreal: 5:13pm On Dec 25, 2015
adioolayi:
1. Go and confirm from ATM

2. If 1 is true...get a deep sleep (To avoid day dreaming)

3. Wake..go ATM again... go confirm

4. If 3 is true...then start walking up and down the street doing nothing.......just walking!
In conclusion, I dont know what I will do!

NB: don't mind me...have never had #1M before..not to talk of #4M..that's a lot of money to me grin grin
Most people are getting the figures wrong.
It is actually 4.2 billion.
PoliticsRe: Shocking Before And After Transformation Of Nnamdi Kanu In Prison [PICS] by xreal: 6:08pm On Dec 24, 2015
ninovandross:
I swear dis thing dey vex me anytime I see person dey say shey english na my papa language, na wetin be the official language of naija?
that one na for una wey carry am for head.
Dem tell u say I carry english for head?
PoliticsRe: Shocking Before And After Transformation Of Nnamdi Kanu In Prison [PICS] by xreal: 1:00pm On Dec 24, 2015
abiambo:
Have not had... oga learn english
wetin I wan learn english for? na my papa language?

imbéchile
PoliticsRe: Shocking Before And After Transformation Of Nnamdi Kanu In Prison [PICS] by xreal: 6:59am On Dec 24, 2015
Buhari will not take nonsense. He should had know that.
PoliticsRe: NLC Rejects Electricity Tariff Hike by xreal: 6:57am On Dec 24, 2015
where is the electricity?
EventsRe: P’square, Wizkid, Tiwa, Don Jazzy, Timaya @ Accessmavinconcert by xreal: 6:46am On Dec 24, 2015
I was expecting all red.

No be the "I am Red" concert?
EducationRe: NUC Approved Unilorin To Commence Primary Education Programme. by xreal: 6:42am On Dec 24, 2015
^^^^^^^

poster above me loves Unilorin.

@ topic

Thumbs up.
PoliticsRe: Protest In US, Canada,India Over Shiite Leader's arrest In Nigeria by xreal: 6:32am On Dec 24, 2015
Demmocrats:
Walahi my Sai Buhari gives no Fvck!!!



If you break the law the same treatment given to Nnamdi Kanu and Muslim group leader, Sheikh Ibrahim El-Zakzaky will be given to you independent of your ethnic group or religion.



The new active and dependable sherif in town, tested, trusted and reliable.


Sai Buhari!!!
GOD BLESS YOU.

Please tell them, make dem hear.
CelebritiesRe: Seyi Law Buys His Wife A Car As A Christmas Gift (Photo) by xreal: 6:29am On Dec 24, 2015
winkmart:
People, please check her Profile Picture
I just checked it, she is an 'empty barrel'.
PetsRe: Send Wishes To Somebody In Pet Section In This Yelutide Season by xreal:
Yes oooo !

My profound gratitude goes to GOD for everything, the wisdom, ability to think and make decisions, good health, sound mind, and for making me have the love of pets generally at heart.

Then to oga Seun, thanks for this platform. May GOD bless you. Merry Christmas and a happy new year in advance sir.

Hmmm! To all Pet lovers.
vicdamm and VICDAM KENNEL

Tranforming Tuff's life.... May GOD transform not only your life, but that of your entire household, family and friends - for the better.
vicdamm received various forms of support from people (both pet lovers and non pet lovers,); and obviously all were judiciously used for Tuff's betterment.

please see vicdamm's thread and Tuff's touching story here
Merry Christmas vicdamm, and a prosperous new year in advance.

honeywealthpets

For your patience, diligence good customer relations.
We have never ever met in person, yet we have done business transactions together majorly via Whattsapp.
I know honeywealthpets will be shocked to know that I (xreal) had ever patronised his goods: yes, Gorillamax, Bullymax. grin
This guy will 'disturb' you with phone calls while your order is on transit, until he ensures that your order has been delivered to you.

Sorry, I had never done a testimony here, this should serve as one.

I discovered honeywealthpets here on nairaland Pet Section

Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance sir.

wunmi590
Thanks for the thread and initiative.
Merry Christmas and a Happy new year in advance.

All pet lovers, breeders; bobbysaxy . I greet you sir. Merry Christmas and a Happy new year in advance.

adjoviomole , pls care fir those cats and kittens. They are lovely creatures, and not evil/witches. Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance.

Seun The cheif pet lover himself, vast in dog care. Pet section is ALWAYS among his most visit section on nairaland.
Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance.

chronique how is your parrot doing? Merry Christmas and happy new year in advance.

Prodeegee everybody was once a learner, I don't like the way you comment, especially to newbies who need advice, it's worse when you see a newbie whose stud just whelped and wants to sell. You always sound as if they are here to compete with you or something. Please change. Merry Christmas and a happy new year.
EducationRe: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by xreal: 5:36pm On Dec 23, 2015
Arobake:
Yes. Really.
I feel you too. Loll. The spirit lives on.... (I know you get my drift.)

Incidentally, he who must be obeyed finished at UnIlọrin too (he is late now, though) .

Nice "meeting" you here, maigida nmun.
@ bolded
sorry about that.

good to meet you too.

* thumbs up *
EducationRe: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by xreal: 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
Arobake:
All wives are equal, but few are Ex-Girls.
Really?
I feel you.
AgricultureRe: See The Antelope My Uncle Killed Yesterday by xreal: 2:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
I am not happy about the killing, it isn't a threatening animal naa.

Na by force make we kill every creature?
CultureRe: [photos] Do You Remember Finding These In A Banger Pack? by xreal: 2:06pm On Dec 23, 2015
Gone are those days when we were proud of the Super Eagles.


Not now that the Indomitables are proud of Mikel.
CelebritiesRe: This Nigerian Man Says Santa Claus Scammed Him by xreal: 1:59pm On Dec 23, 2015
But they saw the Santa Claus from the North Pole. hahahah grin

no be scam, na business
Nairaland GeneralRe: Picture Collection About People And Past Events In Nigeria's History. by xreal: 1:50pm On Dec 23, 2015
CARLOSZ:
I don't think so, they look like the cooks for the Biafran army
grin so their cooks looked like this?
RomanceRe: How To Get Your Dream Girl This Christmas Without ‘toasting’ by xreal: 1:48pm On Dec 23, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]But all these come after 'toasting'. Do you expect me to take a random girl out to dinner?

I'll first have to talk to her and ask her out. undecided[/color]
you could be friends even before 'toasting'.

its even romantic that way.



nice hints OP
Nairaland GeneralRe: Picture Collection About People And Past Events In Nigeria's History. by xreal: 1:37pm On Dec 23, 2015
historic indeed



@ those igbo ladies; na dem fight biafra?
FashionRe: Dress Made With Access Bank ATM Worn By A Lady - Photos by xreal: 1:32pm On Dec 23, 2015
some girls can look like witch, see the girl standing by her left.



back to topic
Is she an Access bank 'ambassador'?
EducationRe: Ever Had A Classmate That Cheated Like This? (Photo) by xreal: 1:20pm On Dec 23, 2015
I see nothing but map of Kenya on someones' palm.

Saraki must had been good in this kinda thing while in school.
EducationRe: Nairaland 2015 UNI/POLY Census(rep Your School) by xreal: 1:17pm On Dec 23, 2015
Unilorin students are so reserved and intelligent.
They hardly make noise here, see the number of 'likes' the school got.
Christianity EtcRe: Church Arranges Hampers On Members' Seats, Before Their Arrival (Pic) by xreal: 11:16am On Dec 23, 2015
this is touching and almost made me cry.

Churches I know will rather curse its members for not giving the pastors a gift every sunday.
CrimeRe: Alert:robbers Now Attack Victims With Eggs -see Photo by xreal: 11:01am On Dec 23, 2015
Thank you.

Nice info.

May GOD protect us all.
FamilyRe: Is It Right For A Father To Kiss His Daughter This Way? (photo) by xreal: 10:53am On Dec 23, 2015
Maybe that's the way the Bellos' do in Ilorin.
PetsRe: Photos: Bomb-sniffing Dog Saves Lives After It Found Buried 100 Kg Of Explosives by xreal: 10:42am On Dec 23, 2015
chukwubuzor123:
This is not about Dog, we should give glory to the lord
Na the lord smell and detected the bomb?
If you had said GOD sef, i could had agreed with you.

@ dog
Nice one, I wish I could give you a reward, no matter how little.
CelebritiesRe: E-money Buys 2015 Mercedes Benz-Sprinter (Photos) by xreal:
stwazobia:
nothing sweet like yahoo money... there must be something for a hustler... haters go die for bush.
make I no talk say 'na you go go die for bush' .

You know where Caps Lock dey?
CelebritiesRe: E-money Buys 2015 Mercedes Benz-Sprinter (Photos) by xreal: 12:51pm On Dec 22, 2015
e-money?
as in electronic money?

Na yahoo-yahoo plus he be?
PoliticsRe: Photos From National Assembly As Buhari Presents N6.08bn 2016 Budget by xreal: 11:44am On Dec 22, 2015
we don hear ooo, action pls.
RomanceRe: If You Are Hooking Up This December, Endeavor To See Her Face Early Morning -pic by xreal: 11:39am On Dec 22, 2015
pancakes at work.
PoliticsRe: Was The Vice President So Tiny And Irrelevant For This Public Embarrasment? by xreal: 11:35am On Dec 22, 2015
joblessness
SportsRe: Referee Basil Giwa Slumps And Dies In Ibadan (Pictured) by xreal: 11:33am On Dec 22, 2015
he isn't dead, I see life in his left hand and face.
RomanceRe: 8 Ways To Know If A Girl Is Ugly by xreal: 11:30am On Dec 22, 2015
you so right.
especially 1,2,3 and 5

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