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CelebritiesRe: See The Car Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Drove To Their Wedding Reception by xreal: 11:53pm On May 19, 2018
Simplicity at its peak.

The car is meant for "My wife and Me only".

If it were a Nigerian Royal wedding, even abobaku will have his seat in the car. The car will have a driver and co-driver, even conductor go join. The groom must sit at the "owner's corner".

PoliticsRe: Another Lagos APC Factional Chairman Elected by xreal: 9:51pm On May 19, 2018
This doesn't sound good.

I am concerned about the good things APC has done in Lagos, talking about the continuity after Tinubu's tenure.

Eko must not baje o
SportsRe: Super Eagles Squad For Atletico Madrid Friendly Announced [see Full List] by xreal:
Makschinchin:
Oh c'mon..

Give our guys some hope naw
OK

The Nigerian national football team should receive some hope right now.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United: FA Cup Final (1 - 0) On 19th May 2018 by xreal: 2:42pm On May 19, 2018
Man U win

Will win Chelsea by a goal difference.
AutosRe: Toyota Corolla Nigerian Used by xreal: 2:35pm On May 19, 2018
FashAutos:
Where in Lagos
You should be able to identify a serious seller.
PoliticsRe: APC, FG Commence Total Clampdown On Opposition; PDP by xreal: 1:13pm On May 19, 2018
Make we hear word abeg.


If APC and PDP are in good terms, it's a bad sign for the masses.

Either clampdown or clamping tool, I don't care.

Pls, I need to attend the Royal Wedding, where I go take find moto reach there?
PoliticsRe: N-power Build Launch By Osinbajo (see Photos) by xreal: 11:35am On May 19, 2018
yerokunphilips:
This man is the most active,most outstanding ,most knowledgeable ,most educated ,most handworking and and most efficient VP since 1999 . He's in the class of Gen Tunde idiagbon ,the VP in the history of Nigeria .
Very correct.
PoliticsRe: Mike Ozekhome Reacts To IGP Idris' Transmission Video by xreal:
kristonium:
No
He was able to prove beyond every reasonable doubt that the police were actually the ones involved in videoshop
Exactly, most people here didn't read till the end and understand.

Thumbs up.



Lazy Nigerian youths.....why una no like to dey read?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop T. D. Jakes Arrives Nigeria For COZA Event. Pics With Biodun Fatoyinbo by xreal: 11:16pm On May 18, 2018
Hmm.

Whenever I see or hear of him, I remember uni days.


lipsrsealed
CultureRe: 60 Igbo Names & Their Meaning by xreal: 11:08pm On May 18, 2018
The only name I know there is hers.


Thanks to Jennifer.

Yoruba should please translate her name, what does it mean in Yoruba?

CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife: "Why I Don't Dance In Public Anyhow" by xreal:
Sorry.

That doesn't stop Abobaku from enjoying himself while he lives. He is busy dancing upandan.

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ComputersRe: Please I Need Your Advice For A New Laptop by xreal: 10:06pm On May 18, 2018
prince2pac:
Please fellow Nlanders I want to go and buy a fairly used laptop. am going for hp precisely. but I need your help on the key specs am to look out for.
Thanks
What are the major task(s) you intend using it for?
CrimeRe: ‘police Are Working’, Nigerians React To SARS Operative’s Arrest Over Extortion by xreal: 10:01pm On May 18, 2018
Rubbish!

Na today?

They just want to divert our attention off the "transmission and marching" blunder performed by their boss.

As we have not forgotten the "my oga at the top, www.nscdc.dats all"; we will not forget this .
CelebritiesRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Comedian Ajebo And Uchechi by xreal: 6:14pm On May 18, 2018
divine2288:
keep quiet coz u know ntn about fashion
I have learnt from the sensible ones who quoted me, I learnt 'ankle socks' from them. You can google it to and learn instead if forming .
PoliticsRe: IGP Ibrahim Idris In Marching Blunders At A Ceremony (Video) by xreal: 4:46pm On May 18, 2018
I just saw the video.

This is not a matter to joke about.

A lot of blunders were seen.
I can point at 6 errors he made.

He should be investigated, I doubt he went through any paramilitary training.

Even NYSC corp members know the basics and wouldn't commit such.

This is worse than the "transmission" speech case.


Turning left at that point is compared to a Chief Driver who is to turn right and then trafficates to his left.
Even is his dream, he knows the direction to hit for either left or right.

Someone at that level shouldn't need an instructor for uniformity. Despite the silent instructor, every move he made wasn't uniform with the rest.

Anyway, police thinks carrying weapon makes them 'military'; they remain civilians.

Those who know, really know.
PoliticsRe: IGP Ibrahim Idris In Marching Blunders At A Ceremony (Video) by xreal: 3:33pm On May 18, 2018
It is a doctored march.












make I run fast before they come after me
CelebritiesRe: Davido Looking Amazing In New Latest Pictures by xreal: 3:15pm On May 18, 2018
Kemisolabadmus:
Davido has flat yansh grin
Nobody should quote me ooo
Am not feeling fine
Get well soon.
CelebritiesRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Comedian Ajebo And Uchechi by xreal: 11:47am On May 18, 2018
Princejebs:
what is the use of socks in the dress?
It complements the dressing.

It's the English fashion.
NYSCRe: What NYSC Cap Looked Like In The 70s. (photo) by xreal(op): 11:46am On May 18, 2018
ucheuzor1:
sure I was. I was part of the flagbearers on parade. also acted as sub guard commander cos of my height. It was all fun until i saw posting letter. Nysc na pure scam!!!
Lol

Why?
CelebritiesRe: Jay-Jay Okocha Carrying Wizkid's Son, Zion Ayo Balogun by xreal: 8:26am On May 18, 2018
Uncle Jay Jay or Grand Pa Jay Jay?
CelebritiesRe: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Comedian Ajebo And Uchechi by xreal:
Handsome and Beautiful.

My problem here is how on earth can a man wear such a lovely and fitting suit and find it hard to wear socks?

Wishing them a Happy Home.

Modified

Those of you quoting me and calling me a village somebody because of my observation about the groom not wearing socks.
I know your type, it is you people who wear socks on agbada.

Kuantinew!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Bloody Traditional Marriage In Enugu, Many Killed (graphic Photos) by xreal: 7:47am On May 18, 2018
Which kain write up and report be dis?


It took my perfect working transmitter to transmit properly before I could comprehend.


So, if two bottles of wine break- it's a sign to cancel an arranged wedding?

I wish them quick recovery.
SportsRe: Super Eagles Squad For Atletico Madrid Friendly Announced [see Full List] by xreal:
Good move.


But we know the results already.


Atletico Win Both Halves
Atletico Full-time Win
Atletico Score Both Halves
Atletico Win Clean Sheet




Atletico everything
PoliticsRe: Police Has No Right To Search Your Phone Without Valid Complaint - IGP by xreal: 7:22am On May 18, 2018
"Officers have been lectured"

Which officers? You only lecture the already lectured educated officers who are not seen on the streets.

Why not lecture the 50naira officers on the road?
Why not lecture the trigger-happy, dirty-looking, illiterate SARS?


Make I no transmission my anger here.
PoliticsRe: Femi Otedola Declares Intention To Run For Governor Of Lagos State by xreal: 4:40am On May 18, 2018
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CrimeRe: Rings Made With Bullet Shells In Maiduguri By Residents (Photos) by xreal: 4:36am On May 18, 2018
adecz:
No,

They are live bullets with
explosive cap & gunpowder still inside...

What a question!!! sad sad sad
Almajiri, how market?
PoliticsRe: Man Wears IGP's Transmission T-shirt (Photo) by xreal: 10:30pm On May 17, 2018
Nigerian youths are not lazy.
NYSCRe: What NYSC Cap Looked Like In The 70s. (photo) by xreal(op): 10:28pm On May 17, 2018
ucheuzor1:
prey prenshion!!

national saluuute, salute!!!

we remove headdress, remove headdress.

3 articheers to the state governor, deacon Emmanuel udom. hip hip hip!!!!

hurray!!!!

we replace headdress, replace headdress

parade we match past in slow and quicktime,
division into column, by the right, right wheel,

slowww match up,

left, right, left, right,

2 platoonooon left wheel,

2 platoooon by the left.

2 platooon opeeen order,

2 platooon eyes right!!!!


2 platooon close order.


2 platoooon right form..


parade we match past in review order, by the center quick match,

1,2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, left right.

I miss nysc orientation camp nsit atai, akwa ibom state.

I miss our askramayan, our ever much happening army.

I represent 2018 batch A corp member akwa ibom.

I represent Goodluck Jonathan hostel aka Derok Hostel. Shout out to all d derokers.

camp was fun
Very correct.

Meaning you were active in camp parade.
SportsRe: Waheed Jimoh Slumps And Dies While Playing Basketball by xreal: 5:31pm On May 17, 2018
RIP BBaller
PoliticsRe: EFCC Detains Senator Albert Bassey Over Receipt Of N1.1b Vehicles From Oil Baron by xreal: 4:36pm On May 17, 2018
Davido's 30billion.
NYSCRe: Male Corper Slumps And Dies In Lagos (Photos) by xreal: 4:12pm On May 17, 2018
May his soul Rest in Peace.
HealthRe: Violet J: My Breasts Are Too Heavy, My Bra Size Not In Market, I Need Surgery" by xreal: 3:50pm On May 17, 2018
pyyxxaro:
This bweast nor big naaa



E get one gal bweast for my area

Anytime I see the gal bweast, I go just tell the Bweast Migwoo sad





One of the bweast be like Rochas Okorocha head when get niipple

Just imagine Rochas head say naaa bweast

E be like 25 litres Jerry can embarassed





The bweast reminds me of that film ORGANIGWE angry
kontinu

U go soon see your statue for Owerri.

Beta maind ya sef.

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