₦airaland Forum

All this indomie schools wey no get uniform.
Na so so mufti pupils dey wear.


If teacher carry whip, na court case be dat.



Mtcheeeew.

SmartMugu:
I still don't see the big deal about relocating embassies. So if Nigeria decides to relocate her embassies in other countries from one are in that country to another area in same country, that's something to discuss? Isn't that just a change of address?

I don't understand why this is being treated like it's a global concern. Whose business is it if someone wants to move his business from Banana island to Ajegunle? Must we hear and discuss about his decision? It's their building, they can uproot it and take it anywhere they want, that's their business. So why is this news?

There are more to that.

Remember, there are lot of controversies both political and religious on that part of the world.

That's what he wished for and wanted.

No need for pity.

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morikee:
Useless Agency

They became more when they started extortion like the police.

Who be dis again?

Me, I am wise, I no dey put mouth for Israel mata.


God's own people.
God's Nation.
Apple of God's eye.


I always ask....don't Palestine have soldiers?

Why is it always civilians throwing stone.

Their soldiers and leaders must be wise while their mumu youths keep throwing stones at snipers.

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biacan:
You can make your point without calling me names

The state isn't dirty. Come visit someday.

arsenal33:
The people wey steal your money from 1999 to 2015 neva hear am.

continue to dey fool yourself

Fulani Herdsman sighted.

Buhari go hear am on top that statement.

Some are involved in illegitimate means.

Oloshoism, Robbery, Credit Card scam, and so on.


I no go mention name.
U sef sabi dem.

The perpetual bachelor doesn't look happy with his decision.

Adegbenro7643:
May God grant his wish

After then nko?

Pastoral job loading

Just kidding____lol

Nothing is impossible.

I hail Nigerian Police, dem for don shoot am at first sight, plant a weapon in his pocession and claim him an armed robber.



No time to swing batton.

My uni alumni sticker, and
Manchester United's emblem.

God bless NPower initiative.



God bless Nigeria.

God of David ibiyeomi ?

One night stand gone wrong.

Lazyreporta:
Smiles... Actually, it's called Even Speed. Try and check the engine its well written on it EVEN SPEED... Don't know how you people came about evil spirit.. Type that in google, na demons go appear

Really?

I didn't know this before now. So that's where 9ja got the name (Evil Spirit) from.

Isokay!

Fesomu:
Imagine say CDQ no get money, they guy for they oshodi dey collect bus money

Wetin u go con talk about Martins.... If to say he no get money.....

autotrader014:
Someone has married 3times and she is preaching in a wedding.. What is she preaching bikonu?

Experience.

She got it.
New couple needs her tutorship, sincerely.

Vicrotica:
Hello? I'm thinking of running a free session on here to educate interested Nairalanders on Ethical hacking and how we can safeguard ourselves from attackers. This will be free and absolutely for educational purposes. I'll start with guiding you through as you set up your own hacking lab. I don't know if this is against Nairaland rules?? Yeah??

When is it starting?

Hmm.
Immediately after sec school, I started my Laundry business; business grew so well, I had to forfeit admission for a year.

Game centers within the uni while in uni.

I wouldn't want to call these odd jobs.

givan:
Lagos is a city of multiple ethnicity. No group can impose their barbaric culture on it entire populace.

Nobody pay my bills, why obey such monopolistic rule?!

How many times has the Igbo, Ijaw or Hausa shutdown Lagos for there individual festival?!

Ask your teacher.
You will be told that Lagos is owned by Yoruba's.

Don't let anyone deceive you by saying "Lagos is no man's land."

firstolalekan:
1)


All NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNELS

firstolalekan:
2)

ALL DISCOVERY CHANNELS

firstolalekan:
3)


PRESS TV

I know you.... it's you who collect two extra sheet just to answer a question that requires just a 3-word answer.

Kontinu!

oshe11:
Abasibong!

This one weak me

This is what happens when your aim of going for service is to feed your friends on Fbk with pictures

Gbam

abdelrahman:
This is not prophecy but guessing!

It's even a mere observation.

jaymejate:
That's beautiful. If to say we de see this in, we 4 no de kill them but the is tiny to see.

Infact, I no go kill dem again.

Of what benefit is that to customers?

Will that improve their network or reduce the cost of data?

biacan:
He should have thought of this before he signed up for it...... cheers

Exactly.

He applied for it and got it.

No need to seek pity.

......and someone will say "Nigerian Youths are Lazy".

In My Opinion.

Kate Henshaw
Rachael Oniga
Funke Akindele
Joke Sylva, then
Falz


From up to down are faces wey don dey appear for my TV screen tey-tey i.e from old to new.

In other words, Kate Henshaw don tey; meanwhile Falz na him new pass.