₦airaland Forum

bid4rich:
Some generation such as from 1997, 1998.... model of individuals will not relate

Hope I never shake table like this

why u the pour my drinks 4 floor.

Jennyclay:
Rant of a broke man!! Can’t you just congratulate them and move on with your broke life

I’m sure you’ve not spend ordinary 10k on your girlfriend before

Broke man!
Shior!

A broke bleeped in the Ass bitch calling a son of man broke!

LenaJon:
Don't let me use your bathroom when I'm on my period, because what you would see/meet after I'm done using it, will leave you wondering if a goat was slaughtered in your bathroom, because of the pieces of blood, looking like pieces of meat, you'll see scattered everywhere on the floor of the bathroom, unless if I took my time to wash everything down the bathroom drain. Some will be so big that I'll even feel it when they drop from my private or leave my body.

I don't know why it's like this or what causes it. It comes with every of my period, it's just that it's usually much in some months. Please, should I be worried about this? Or it's nothing serious? I don't know what to do to stop it or at least reduce this. I?

Why do you want to make me vomit. Did i offend u? Do you know me. The shit i read is fucking irritating. Abeg put warning next time.

lastmessenger:
Itel phones ? Not me

I believe you are one of those tossed around by stereotypes and public opinions. If i ask you why they are a no for you there won't be any substancial reason.

ThiefnubuBandit:
Same idiot who collects millions and several unnecessary allowances every month wants workers to collect poverty wages. Foolish emilokan idiot.

Don't mind the fool and his fellow fools

dawnomike:
I do receive such as well... Don't wver try to click in the messages.

u too de fear. Lol. The contents are harmless. They're just short media msgs 4rm mtn

They are not really strange. When you download them, the unknown sender will change to the sender's name. It's mostly adverts from MTN. I receive them too.

Do you now know what sapa is

PrimadonnaO:
I don't know what sapaa is but I think I have an idea.

I had run out of foodstuff, I had zero cash on me. I was in 200 level then. There was a new Fidelity ATM at the Green Park on campus. I remembered that people were saying the ATM dispenses 200 naira notes. I had 600 naira in my account. I went to the ATM to withdraw the 600 naira. The joy I felt when the ATM actually dispensed those 200 naira notes! Orgasmic!

I took a shuttle to Ring Road... 50 naira that year. Then another 50/70 naira to Santana market... boarded a vehicle going to Delta State for 300 naira... straight to my grandmother's town... took another 100 naira bike to her doorstep. She was shocked to see me, and I started telling the woman I didn't have money or foodstuff in school that's why I came to visit.

That was a crazy spur of the moment decision....

Granny gave me 10k.

Haha

ellapius:
Person whey dey live that kind life no fit write in good patten like you just did, them no even get time for all this story and punctuations

Haha... This is so relatable. I'm facing same predicament as you. I know her ex, he knows me too. Mine's worst, he is her family's friend so he still comes around to visit her parents though her parents never knew the two once dated and had sex several times. It's not easy forgetting her past especially when it crosses my mind that this guy knows everything about her unclothedness. Notwithstanding, i do my best to push those kinds of thought away. If you love her find a way not to let those thoughts get in the way of ur relationship

Sorry to ask this here. How did you resolve the matter between you and your wife?

Lol

Werey no continue again

Haba, dem tell u say him de future inside apocalypto film?

Englishisamust:
Buy Aboniki mix it with pepper used it to scrub the affected area before tommorow all those wounds will dry away. Or put palm oil on fire Kon dey drop the very hot palm oil to the affected place!!!

What's the update. Has she apologized?

Op claiming pro, enlightened and illuminated in the act of trading securites, stocks and cryptos. Concerning holding while you're dipping, don't hold stupidly atleast. Know when to jump off a sinking or foundering ship.

If what you say is true then that's nothing to worry about. Everything you listed above applies to me too. But it is the best life. The life of an introvert.

DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth

Lol. What's your reason behind the insult?

Jeon:
Idiot.

Rusticated or expelled?

ROTTWEILER007:
Not trying to justify this dastardly act but how come na only her dey for the student union building she should better say the truth and if the guy is found guilty, he should be castrated and rusticated.

I did the maths. You said early 90's. To possess discriminating ability i surmise you were born in the early 80's. Aleast that will place you around 10 in the 90's. Na y i ask, where you born then?

Mom007:
Lol. You people think everyone here is your mate abi? No, I wasn't born then because by then I used to use my pocket money to buy small pieces of that very fried fish, crab, prawns and other delicacies on my way back from school. Do the maths.

Lmao. Bro...u even join 'taste supremely' on top. That shit taste fucking bad

FireUpNow:
That thing taste supremely like a manner that fell from the sky. Maybe you started it , as we did it when growing up. The thing make brain ooo.

How do you guys enjoy that combination sef. I tried it 2 months ago after hearing the hype. I could'nt continue, it tasted somehow

FireUpNow:
To roast that fish and drink garri just dey hungry me.

Where you born then?

Mom007:
Delicious fish. Was very common in the 1990s and early 2000s. Especially when fried.

Pls, reach out to the op and render assistance. I implore you pls

Kasdat5:
I have a free apartment in Lugbe , but helping people this days is shooting yourself in the foot . It always end in tears .

Wallowing and dinning in pity is for people who play victims. I'm not.

Intergrated:
then take a loan from ur salary account and get a car. For haulage or transportation. You don't just sit and pity party.

Vawulence. Senior comrade, i d hail o

Amotolongbo:
Na Computer?
Is she an electronic machine that receives data, process the data to give output as information?

Sold it bro. That's how messed up it got

Intergrated:
it's not unfortunately oo. U can do Uber or bolt for the maintime.

Na angel(sarcasm). Abi ur question na rhetorical one

Debbie4ma:
Who got her pregnant in the first place?