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Romance / Re: What Was Your Worst Sapaa Moment In The University? by xtheunknown(m): 10:13am On Apr 27
Do you now know what sapa is
PrimadonnaO:
I don't know what sapaa is but I think I have an idea.

I had run out of foodstuff, I had zero cash on me. I was in 200 level then. There was a new Fidelity ATM at the Green Park on campus. I remembered that people were saying the ATM dispenses 200 naira notes. I had 600 naira in my account. grin I went to the ATM to withdraw the 600 naira. The joy I felt when the ATM actually dispensed those 200 naira notes! Orgasmic! cheesy

I took a shuttle to Ring Road... 50 naira that year. Then another 50/70 naira to Santana market... boarded a vehicle going to Delta State for 300 naira... straight to my grandmother's town... took another 100 naira bike to her doorstep. She was shocked to see me, and I started telling the woman I didn't have money or foodstuff in school that's why I came to visit.

That was a crazy spur of the moment decision.... grin grin grin grin

Granny gave me 10k.
Romance / Re: I Am A Finished Man by xtheunknown(m): 8:55am On Apr 27
Haha
ellapius:
Person whey dey live that kind life no fit write in good patten like you just did, them no even get time for all this story and punctuations

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Romance / Re: I Need Your Advice, I Can’t Get Over Her Past by xtheunknown(m): 10:22am On Apr 19
Haha... This is so relatable. I'm facing same predicament as you. I know her ex, he knows me too. Mine's worst, he is her family's friend so he still comes around to visit her parents though her parents never knew the two once dated and had sex several times. It's not easy forgetting her past especially when it crosses my mind that this guy knows everything about her unclothedness. Notwithstanding, i do my best to push those kinds of thought away. If you love her find a way not to let those thoughts get in the way of ur relationship

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Travel / Re: Life In Germany: What Is It Like For Nigerians Who Migrated? by xtheunknown(m): 6:12pm On Apr 16
Sorry to ask this here. How did you resolve the matter between you and your wife?
Romance / Re: The Day I Almost Died After Checking My Girlfriend’s Phone (concluding Story) by xtheunknown(m): 2:08pm On Dec 18, 2023
Lol
Romance / Re: UPDATED-My strange Experience With A Runs Girl As An Undergraduate by xtheunknown(m): 8:07pm On Dec 17, 2023
Werey no continue again
Health / Re: Help Me Please, My Toe Nail Is Almost Gone. Graphics by xtheunknown(m): 4:22pm On Dec 16, 2023
Haba, dem tell u say him de future inside apocalypto film?
Englishisamust:
Buy Aboniki mix it with pepper used it to scrub the affected area before tommorow all those wounds will dry away. Or put palm oil on fire Kon dey drop the very hot palm oil to the affected place!!!
Family / Re: My Wife Decide Not To Apologize For Offending Me by xtheunknown(m): 10:20am On Dec 16, 2023
What's the update. Has she apologized?
Business / Re: I Just Lost 400k Revisited by xtheunknown(m): 8:32pm On Dec 14, 2023
Op claiming pro, enlightened and illuminated in the act of trading securites, stocks and cryptos. Concerning holding while you're dipping, don't hold stupidly atleast. Know when to jump off a sinking or foundering ship.

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Romance / Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by xtheunknown(m): 7:10pm On Dec 14, 2023
If what you say is true then that's nothing to worry about. Everything you listed above applies to me too. But it is the best life. The life of an introvert.
DGimmick:
At age 25
girlfriends; 0
kisses ; 0
sex; 0
hugs; 0

it's not that am not attractive, infact girls even make advances at me but what can I say, I think I'm the worst introvert on earth
Romance / Re: My Sex Life Is A Mess by xtheunknown(m): 7:08pm On Dec 14, 2023
Lol. What's your reason behind the insult?
Jeon:
Idiot.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Law Student Rapes 100-level Colleague On Campus by xtheunknown(m): 8:37pm On Dec 13, 2023
Rusticated or expelled?
ROTTWEILER007:
Not trying to justify this dastardly act but how come na only her dey for the student union building she should better say the truth and if the guy is found guilty, he should be castrated and rusticated.
Food / Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by xtheunknown(m): 11:56pm On Dec 11, 2023
I did the maths. You said early 90's. To possess discriminating ability i surmise you were born in the early 80's. Aleast that will place you around 10 in the 90's. Na y i ask, where you born then?
Mom007:

Lol. You people think everyone here is your mate abi? No, I wasn't born then because by then I used to use my pocket money to buy small pieces of that very fried fish, crab, prawns and other delicacies on my way back from school. Do the maths.
Food / Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by xtheunknown(m): 11:52pm On Dec 11, 2023
Lmao. Bro...u even join 'taste supremely' on top. That shit taste fucking bad
FireUpNow:


That thing taste supremely like a manner that fell from the sky. Maybe you started it , as we did it when growing up. The thing make brain ooo.
Food / Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by xtheunknown(m): 12:33pm On Dec 11, 2023
How do you guys enjoy that combination sef. I tried it 2 months ago after hearing the hype. I could'nt continue, it tasted somehow
FireUpNow:
To roast that fish and drink garri just dey hungry me.
Food / Re: See The N300 Fish That I Bought Today by xtheunknown(m): 12:29pm On Dec 11, 2023
Where you born then?
Mom007:
Delicious fish. Was very common in the 1990s and early 2000s. Especially when fried.
Romance / Re: What The Couple I Met Today At Wuse Market Told Me.. by xtheunknown(m): 11:42am On Dec 06, 2023
Pls, reach out to the op and render assistance. I implore you pls
Kasdat5:
I have a free apartment in Lugbe , but helping people this days is shooting yourself in the foot . It always end in tears .

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Family / Re: Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by xtheunknown(m): 8:03pm On Dec 05, 2023
Wallowing and dinning in pity is for people who play victims. I'm not.
Intergrated:
then take a loan from ur salary account and get a car. For haulage or transportation. You don't just sit and pity party.
Romance / Re: Could This Be Love? by xtheunknown(m): 7:55pm On Dec 05, 2023
Vawulence. Senior comrade, i d hail o
Amotolongbo:
Na Computer?
Is she an electronic machine that receives data, process the data to give output as information?
Family / Re: Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by xtheunknown(m): 7:50pm On Dec 05, 2023
Sold it bro. That's how messed up it got
Intergrated:
it's not unfortunately oo. U can do Uber or bolt for the maintime.
Family / Re: I Saw Pregnant Girl With Big Belle Doing Ashawo by xtheunknown(m): 2:54pm On Dec 05, 2023
Na angel(sarcasm). Abi ur question na rhetorical one
Debbie4ma:
Who got her pregnant in the first place?
Autos / Re: Honda Eod For Sale Price Is 550k. Location -lagos by xtheunknown(m): 2:31pm On Dec 05, 2023
550k! Talk true. Wetin do this car?

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Family / Re: Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by xtheunknown(m): 2:18pm On Dec 05, 2023
Unfortunately, yes. I really made uninformed and impulsive decisions. I'm learning better now
Intergrated:
the thread I opened about earning almost half I million and I was not at ease. This exactly my fear. When you had did you not buy a car?
Family / Re: Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by xtheunknown(m): 2:15pm On Dec 05, 2023
Thanks man. The little you said meant much
Kingrshd3:
U haven't really took any bad step since u are trying to take opportunities and improve ur level or standard of living...

Well you will rise again and don't stop trying new things or taking new opportunities
Family / Re: Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by xtheunknown(m): 9:56am On Dec 05, 2023
I tell ya bro, e no eazy but man gats strive to survive no matter the odds against am
Lance008:
Bro I faced same
Omo he hard but God must come through
People u helped will be making ridicule of you for no good reasons
Family / Can Life Get Any Lower Than This For A Man? by xtheunknown(m): 9:45am On Dec 05, 2023
Where to begin... The worst thing that will happen to any man or woman is to fall from riches to poverty. The shame, ridicule, guilt, memories...lol. I'm now at a level where i beg to feed everyday since losing my job 3 months ago, I literally sleep hungry on somedays... I made very wrong ill-informed investments both online and tangible ones which inevitably led me to indebtedness. My landlord just served me a quitnotice an hour ago. Can it get any worse?*smile* let me not bore y'all with details. Well, they say sometimes life throw bricks at you instead of Roses. I tell them, I'll pick these blocks up and build myself a life. I'll share my inspiring story on this platform oneday. It is a rewarding experience to rise from the bottom.
Grant me strength Lord.

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Autos / Re: Brand New 2023 Tesla Model Y For Sale In Abuja by xtheunknown(m): 4:40am On Dec 05, 2023
Repulsive human naim u be
VeryWickedMan:


Typical Nigerian without brain that's why plastic Corolla is worshipped here.

What is the point of a dashboard when there is voice control to talk to your car like its human? That screen alone has more functions than any car you have ever seen with your eyes. No jokes.

That car is solid metal and it will take a trailer or your empty skull to put a dent in it. It is 100% safe in a crash, its technology is unrivalled by any car in the world - Benz, Ferraris, Rolls Royce included.

Do you think everything is about being flashy?

Why you nor go buy box TV put for house as flat screen no get any button 4 body?

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