₦airaland Forum

Oyetboy:
See this one, I'm actually a student of the most sought after and prestigious UNIVERSITY OF LAGOS, don't call yourself a student if you are not in unilag.... Pele, i know it's not easy being a student of a very useless school like lautech

we don knw ur type...i can't be arguing on tinz dat hv no worth with u... Argue over d best university in Nigeria, SMH...awon tii aroleofficial...kontinu ur rating

Oyetboy:
Very useless school

you can't say a school is useless because they didn't offer u a provisional admission. You and I know that you cannot get any provisional admission with 112 in your Jamb talk less of promotional admission. KOLEWERK

basketball kwa?? nobody does dat here in lautech...

Pre wedding, Engagement, Charity match for wedding, Governor's forum for wedding, NEC meeting for wedding, Marriage dinner, Aso rock last supper, Presidential marriage speech, national Marriage holiday, Post wedding dinner, ... Pls, when is d marriage Yoruba will say, Ti a ba fi ogun Odun pinle werey, nigbawo ni yoo jaja...

omaguibu:
There should look beyond their service years, some of them will leave that senate and become poor like church rat. Then o will see what they will use in buying data.

guy, it is nt possible... lailai..God favours d rich in Nigeria

rip to d dead... we need engineers lik dis to build our house of assembly, state houses and even aso rock....Imagine, erecting bars without pillars so dat it will contain more ppl... Oloun, awon werey woo lo dami mo yii??

Pls, add 08130543200

yeeeeeeee...awa n je goal...asena ti ya weeeree bii ajimobii ati aregbe

Onechancearmy:
Please I went on Playstore and I saw almost 40 different apps calling themselves Lucky Patcher. How will I know which one is the real one?

Download the one With d highest number of downloads... one with yellow teddy

To all my fellow android users who are very conversant with games and others apps that require 'in app purchases', you should be knowledgeable about the usefulness of this app. But for others that are still naive about this app, let me explain abit about its usefulness. Lucky patcher is used to unlock coins, money and other ‘in game/app purchases’. After using this app, the game becomes very easy and it becomes VERY BORING, i mean VERY BORING.
Let me now start comparing this with our lives. Permit me to compare our lives to a game. You must finish a stage before moving to the next harder and more interesting stage. Our lives are also staged. You have to finish a stage before you can ever move to the next stage in life. You cannot move from your primary school to any higher institution without passing through secondary school. This is where the concept of 'lucky patching' comes in. We can actually hack this with our lives. We can actually unlock some cash to buy more guns, shields, armors and other weapons. We can actually skip some stages in our lives without passing through them. Are you asking me how? Just LUCKY PATCH your life. Are you still asking how? Practicing bad acts, illegal businesses, theft, money rituals and other ungodly vises are the lucky patcher in this life.
Now, let’s talk about the aftermath of using lucky patcher. I said the game becomes very boring. That's not even the worse that can happen to the game. For my fellow games player, please, if a game becomes boring, what do you do? For me, to free more spaces for other games, i will uninstall the games a.s.a.p.
Back to our comparison, a patched life becomes so boring at the long run, very boring i say. It can even lead to the uninstallation of such life; DEATH. The game will surely be very interesting if you have left it unpatched. I can equally say that the player uninstall the game prematurely. Verily, verily i say unto you that a patched life will get uninstalled prematurely.
Let me now make an exception, on our androids, one can reverse the action of lucky patching easily. The player will loose the stolen coins, money and other stuffs, but in this our own lives, ONE WILL LIVE TO REGRET THE ACTION OF LIFE PATCHING. #reopenlautech #chris

Can recession finish this boobs

sims go cm dey do competition with iPhone 7

Buh y is obj saying nothing... is he mad

to even worsen d case, I READ IT ALL

sukkot:
stop building on structurally unsound places, or stop building structurally unsound structures and you will not have to worry about being demolished. and definitely dont build in places that have potentials of being turned to highways etc lolzzz. dunno what to tell ya. life is full of ups and downs. we have to roll with the punches. when life hands you lemons, make lemonade

please, i am hungry and i see dat u typed about lemons and lemonade, please, can u give me some?

sukkot:
it looks bad, i admit. but there is a method to all the madness. a cleansing is going on. it will be painful at first but the rewards will be enjoyed by all. its a transition phase. temporary

abeg shift jare... dey hv been doing dis since d birth of God, none brings none

directonpc:
Feedbacks

pardon my blunder

directonpc:
Lol. Did you see the voltage rating on that image? It's just 5volts dc

feedbacks wont hv anything to do with rated voltage. they just occur mysteriously... only a good regulator may stop it... as for me, i can't use dis socket

The only thing that is giving me concern is FEEDBACK... just imagine a situation when 220v gets into ur phone... The lord giveth and taketh

80% of d viewers of this piece will not watch the video including me, I and myself. You want to know why? Ask baba Cartoon Network

awon ara wereygeria

honestly speaking, dat newspaper is one of d useless newspaper i hv ever read in my life. When i was in abj for my industrial training, i had to call of deir editors and asked him whether d newspaper is printed in each region of d country i.e one kind of 'the nations' for the north and another for the south buh d editor said no. na so so northern news full d paper. d only thing i like is deir SUDOKU

DrRasheed:
At 90, mandela was a hero to south africans

guy, are we in s.a

hagmond1:
This guy is a matured ret@rd.
the guy in question named his dog after his neighbour's father in a predominant Hausa quarters in Ogun state,how did president buhari get into this,if the Hausas bounce on the buffoon for his suicidal act,y'all will scream to high heavens,telling the world how Hausa are killing you since their brother is now the president.
Reno would only remember how Aisha called fayose a dog but not how fayose said many unprintable things,including wishing death on buhari before and after the elections on national dailies,reno is also blind to the fact that Jonathan called Yoruba elders touts,but angry that Soyinka called Patience an hippo,the same Soyinka that protested and supported the emergence of the otuoke dunce.

please, are u well?

I swear to God that the guy is surely under a spell, a serious one for dat matter. You climb a 33Kv pole without glove or even helmet. Please, who does dat? Even me wey dey work under 12v dey put glove for hand.
1. NEVER DISRESPECT ELECTRICITY. 2. THE VOLTAGE RATING IS NOTHING BUT DO U KNOW D CURRENT RATING? CHECK OHMS LAW. 3. GOD WILL SAVE ALL OUR NEPA PEOPLE EVEN THO, DEM DEY FUMBLE SOMETIMES BUT ALL D SAME, GOD WILL PROTECT DEM.

RIP TO D DEAD

DBos:
Alright Let me explicate, elucidate and delineate on the differences between English Language as a major and English and Literary study on the other hand!
First of all I will like you to take cognizance of the fact that the former is a single major whereas the later is a double major course! Which simply means a course that focus on one specific area and a course that focus on two different But related areas respectively!
I hope that helped!

Don't be offended it's d Patrick disease

its nt called Patrick disease bro... The sickness is called Patrician syndrome.

olapluto:
He surely is naive, but quite harmless. He captioned the pix 'iku ya ju esin', i.e better to die than to be disgraced. I dont think he was referring to GEJ in any way. What he said is associated with suicide, so I will think he should be on suicide watch himself.

just think and read wat u just posted, please does it in anyway make any tangible sense

if dis is ur own definition of a slowpoke, den ur family members will be glad if dey re called SLOWPOKES #3000000 topics, 2999999 senseless topics

walahi talahi, konidafun dalungi. certified oloriburuku nii bobo yen sha... i dont kuku blame d red headed he-goat, i blame Nigerians for not thinking too deep b4 voting.

help me wif 1h mtn. pls epp. need to do my assignment tonyt and i lost my wallet in d evening. 08130543200. thanks in advance