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Firstorderwizard:
Igbo amaka

abi igbo chinedu... Sho ya were

The parents should be sodomized..


And to Ebuka in JC Best International School in Abuja, God will judge u on my behalf... U wronged me and I'm very angry with u

drshrewd:
you remember the great Schrödinger's three dimensional wave equation

d tin wey no get head nor tail

I swear that sahko na confirm otu... D guy no sabi at alll... I dont even know what Liverpool found in him wen dey bought him sef

To think that Africans are the originator of 'dada' and tatoos is just cool...

Buh, oyinbo rebranded them and disbanded our brains such that we now view our things as abominations and take their things as sacred entity...

God will have mercy

Being a cross dresser doesn't pain me about bobrisky... What pains me most is that she lacks content, sense and knowledge.

Ask bob, whats your name Her/his answer go be oooshey baddest.

Ask shim, what did u eat tonight??

Osshheeyy baddest will be her answer...

Guirl, are u mad??

braveboy64:
Me too MTN
God will provide

Lolzzz...u don f*ck up be dat ooo... I swear the tin pain me lik mad...
U re nt human at all

Nigeria that is hot before, somebody now pour hot water for my head... Hmmmm, jest kill me quam

braveboy64:
Network?

mtn

Like Ekueme, Ekueme, you are d bigggy God ooo, eze no one like u

Oloriburuku niwon labuja yeen... They dont have money buh showbiz has killed dem

Sometimes, I use to think that maybe Buhari doesn't have a browsing phone....
Let him just surf Nairaland and cry
Let him surf Twitter and feel the pains
Let him surf Facebook and know what ppl are passing through
He can then visit xvideos and xnxx to cool down

If you be good chelsea supporter, oya sama with airtime so dat we can celebrate together... 08130543200... Up blues

MMM COMES TO MIND
MONEY MAKING MACHINE
MOKU MOGBE MODARAN


please, night raiders, I am looking for a job in Abuja. Help a brother

I am not sorry for them. Simple 'SMOKERS ARE LIABLE TO DIE YOUNG' is what they cannot read.

d only one i pity is d one knacking... Ehh, how u go take explain to Michael and Gabriel? U cant even lie... U have an erected evidence

This news is very old, stale and ancient...

Kingsean:
If u wanna know how how fast ur charger is or how slow, u may not understand all d calculations above. Just go to google play store and download "Ampere". Open d app and then plug your charger. It would start reading immediately. If d figure starts dropping rapidly then d charger is slow but when its increasing especially above 450mA, then ur charger is fast and if it gets above 800, na jet b dat o. Try it and thank me later

The app doesn't really work on infinix and techno phones that much.

Its a goal on Samsung phones

Chargers are really not predictable. They are the simplest but most difficult electronic setup you can see around.
Repairing a burnt infinix charger is synonymous to wasting of time.
Determining the originality of your charger by its weight is also a NO NO...

Not my concern.

I need a job in this abj. I'm hungry ooo

Kendumazy:
Mheen! 500? She might be a millionaire like that. If it's in Lagos, that 500 pan can make 2 tippers and a tipper can go for 10k making 20k per day. Don't know how much she sells it for but all am saying is that she could be in money like that.

and she cannot last d next 5 years without having neck problem... Every damn tin is nt about money

Ogbontarigi Opuro nii baba yii

BTW, pls if u have any job for me around Gwarimpa Axis of Abuja, I dey kampe ooo.... Please, don't let me die of hunger ooo

This is very disheartening. Buh we have to be truthful here... Naija is really hard.

Being in Abuja for over 2 years and i never find job... Every rope i see look lik a prescription of suicide to me.

It's not EASYYYYY

G

BUSHHUNTER:
Passed out cos of 2k?? come mk I give u 20k!

2107737320 uba

Dizzytee:
Drop ur contact

08130543200...csokougha@gmail.com.... Thanks in advance bro

Na job me i need, nt any stupid Kizz daniel

We talking abt money, dis one is talking abt love... My fada, my fada, provide a job 4 me

opportunities12:
Hello, can you create a profile on www.LinkedIn.com update your CV and post on your profile. There you will meet recruiters who will definitely be interested in meeting you for an interview

Thanks for your reply, bro. I've already exhausted my submission of C.V to linkedln job offers buh no results whatsoever

sammyhands1620:
Send me your cv

Bro, pls send ur email address to me... Abeg