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what kind of a dumb head are u? Does God have a mother? And how can mary pray 4 us sinners? Then what's da use of the name Jesus? OMG! U catholics are full of wonders. Am very sure u'v never read da bible b4 buh dose printed sermons of your 1 hour early morning mass abi mars *chai* 4 u guys o. MOTHER OF GOD? Lmao.

OZAOEKPE:
May our Lady, the Mother of God, the Queen of all Souls, intercede on their behalf to God almighty, Amen.


Mary, Mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and the hour of our death, Amen.

Timbuktou:
You dey mind them? In a society where a date could likely bring her friend along, on a 'date' o. They want us to be eternal magas. God pass dem

And she was conceited enough to include that her Lawyer-Pastor and Lecturer friends also find the habit unscrupulous. Very silly attempt at shaming our collective common sense, those ones don't say come to my house, it's 'see me in my office'

Oga Ade wake up! Da change is actually crosscarpeting from "my friend Jona "in dbanj's voice" to Baba buhari finish!. They wait 4 change there

lilprinze:
We dont have time for all these stories, we expect to see the CHANGE they have been shouting about from DAY ONE!
We were promised change and we expect change No excuses.

why dat reporter geh de sweat 4 armbit like that? Roll on de na or better roll on de. Na wa o as she fine reach? Hm!

farano:
More photos..

Nicely said additionally, jus hope he ent a gay because a similar case jus like yours occured @ my area aguda n after much findings, da wife realized her husband was a guy!. I was also shocked cus i attended his traditional n white wedding na. Finally, PLS go for HIV, STD, STI screening o because, da man I mentioned infected his wife wit HIV and quilt made him hardly wana have sex wit her. The man died a month ago n da wife childless n left in shambles. As a point of emphasy talk to him pls; ENSURE he talks. If not, don't let him rest o cus he MUST talki o HE MUST!. Involve. Any older person u know he respects after u'v tried maybe his mum, dad, older sibling, anyone jus don't quit until he says what da "F"ing problem is. Meanwhile be walking nude or half naked wen ever he's around n let him know why u doing that. If u want sex, initiate it don't wait jus attack him ni gbam!. I wish u all da best dear. Pele o.

ellechrystal:
Haa, please I suppose u two ve a chat about this, sit him down n tell him how u feel, n u too try on ur own part to always remain sharp n sexy, do stuffs that will get him turned in 24/7.
U two should talk really.
It's a bad one. Lack of sex in marriages can lead to lack of communication n closeness, the connecting factor will b absent,.
N don't be too sure he isn't seeing anyone aside u.
U two should ask ur selves questions, there is obviously a reason he is doing that.
Maybe u ain't too good in bed, or maybe he has GAY tendencies, u never know.
That's y I proposed you talk to him.
I wish u all d best. Bless u

abeg jor! Its not da same person jor. Look @ da shape of them eyes well. Even da beards n mustache sef too clean. Then 4 da tatoo, da top curve of the S's ent same. Scam photo jare. They may brother n sister sef.

teyus:
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This picture has gone viral online... The lady at the right hand side of the picture was once a man, and according to reports, her boyfriend had no idea till this picture of her as a man surfaced. The neck tattoo gave her away.

According to Don Jazzy who is one of those who shared the picture...

@donjazzy: "Hmmm be vigilant my brothers. Call Ur babe and ask questions o. Lol Na to dey suspect every babe now o. I no wan hear my voice is naturally deep. ��"


https://instagram.com/p/1LVo1-NR2E/

Hm! Well sha they culd be really buh an*l sex culd be their thingy or way out. Say no sex at alll NA LIE!

blessingee:
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Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

experimentist:
[In Dino Melaye's voice] Otuoke straight, no looking back oh!



Barcanista, clevvermind, temitemi1 and tit please count my teeth for me

She's on her period ni

CR77:
Katheryn i pity you


So you still dey wear black undies for this modern world

Guy!

iPopAlomo:
My last "girlfriend" three years ago told me the same thing... I should grow up... infact she broke up with me with that word... after some silly advice from her aunty... She became a lawyer as I got into final year three years ago... I'm an engineer now... lol... I'm socially responsible... and guess what...she's still Single...

I was a boy... infact... I'm still a boy... I didn't cheat... I was damn loyal... Thank God... I didn't grow up...

She met me a boy... she knew me a boy... and all of a sudden... she wants superman... what's you women contribution to the system...? what do you bring to the table...? Nothing...

Shay na man come suffer...?

Most ladies are going to end up being wife number 4 to one Alhaji...

raumdeuter:
How come Jonadumb a so called Christian is yoked with Samboribobo ?

U say? Ar people anointed into politics again? Lol

ArchEnemy:
Except you are called or specially anointed, a righteous heavenly minded christain wont go and entangle

himself wih Nigerian politics.. leave the church alone.

@ pop.

SeverusSnape:
Bunch of jokers... Just imagine this rubbish...

Who are the "ungodly" he was referring to?... Muslims?.. Atheists?... Traditional worshippers

I laugh at the stupidity of APC.... They want to "Christianise" politics. Buhari will choose the Pope as his running mate in 2019. Rubbish!!!

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]Is that even a fruit?
Must you guys consume everything?[/color]

As innnn

kastonkastrol:
I know our mama piss will really be jealous of mrs aisha buhari

• Aisha is more articulate
• Aisha is more beautiful
• Aisha is more intelligent
• Aisha is more mature

he looks like a thief sef

Davvymavvy:
What moral or constitutional right does he have to summon/invite Jega? What exactly does he want to discuss with him? To think this is a pastor that is openly bias makes me wanna puke. Nonsense!

Why she sef go de do married man? Eh? Anoda woman's husband! Has all da handsome responsible single responsible young men finished?. Unfortunately, da married man loves his wife n marriage buh jus wana be tooth picking outside hm! Chai! Karma is a bi**h.

itsdumebi:
I just got this photo of the late Aisha...May her killer know no peace!

UPDATED STORY :
I got more details on her death from an eyewitness who revealed that the murder was committed by a neighbour, a married man she reportedly got pregnant for.

The guy who also resides in the estate argued with her and threatened her after she said she will tell his wife about the pregnancy she had for him.

The man got angry after she said she will report to his wife and struggle ensued. Moments later, she ran out of the house with scars all over her body, and while running she fell into the gutter.

when she was found by neighbors , She was still breathing so she was rushed to a specialist hospital along Ogudu road then to the General Hospital in Gbagada, but no one would admit her without a police report, that was when she was taken to the police station. it was there she gave up the ghost.

The murder weapon, a bloodied knife, was reportedly seen but later got missing. The suspect is currently being detained at the Area 'f' police station in the estate.
http://itsdumebi.com/murdered-silverbird-staff-graphic-photo-of-aisha-mustaphas-body-after-it-was-found/

Numbers 1 and 2 shaa

buygala:
Hmmmm


1- When he buys you a pink G-wagon, and further promises to buy you an armoured tank on your next birthday

2- When he buys suya for both of you, and he gallantly leaves the meat for you and eats the onions

3- When he holds you tight and kisses your forehead comfortingly during your painful menstruation, and wipes your tears of pain with his used boxers

4- When he finally asks for your parents' address, after 15 years of dating

5- When he finally puts the dicck in after using its head to rub the entrance to your v for more than 10 minutes

U say? Dis ones never reach role models na dem still trying to role in

stevikenna:
And these celebs are some people's role models. .smh

cus she de hold her tummy in na. Isn't that what u ladies do? Lol guys can't be deceived o

axortedbabe:
why she cum hold her breath like that..