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Estharfabian:
Truth be told...

I'd never ask A guy Out!! even if my life depended on it! how degrading!! My ego won't even let me...

I'd keep giving him signs(Green, blue and yellow lights), I'd talk sweet to him, Change my voice around him, be all touchy n mushy towards him, Act overly caring, maybe call him like TWICE A month?...if he still doesn't get those Obvious/vivid Romantic signs.

He should go hang himself for all I care!!! fûck him!

Dating isn't my priority...There are plenny "Sharks" in the sea...I only have to choose from so many.....!

DonSegmond:
No they are not. Python, Scala and C# are not functional. They are OOP, and you can do some functional programming with them.
F#, Haskell, Lisp, ML, Clojure, these are functionally. Of those, Haskell and Clojure seem to be thriving and the market share for them is very small. They will not take over, but smart individuals and companies will tap them to gain an edge.

Estharfabian:
oh! I was only being sarcastic tho..

oops.... Sorry

Estharfabian:
firstly...sweetheart, No one's Ugly...

Secondly, LoL! "" I'm pretty sure you're twice my Age...

thirdly, I'm different...looks deceive...I'd rather have a guy with a promising future than A cute, 7-packs- pink'd lips Nigga...

Joel3:
I was wondering as my free trial will soon expire any moment from now.

masterpix:
It is a good examples for other to follow, Nigeria is one of there bigest costumer

firstEVA:
There are both fine and ugly girls every where.

directonpc:
Professionals like you? Designing a few Web pages for people doesn't make u a professional my guy... If you want to get insulting. A web developer will know that responsive design isn't it... But some copy and paste web designer won't know this.

directonpc:
You can try this: get an image that is about 4mb resize it to 32x32 using css, load the page and see if the web browsing won't download 4mb of 32x32 image. The big players know this... We are all learning

portaableg:
#Lovewins

How does this answer relate to the question

atbu1983:
Currently, With Batch A, Batch B and Batch C corp members yearly will translate to about 200,000 corp members yearly.
Giving each 500,000 naira will require 100billion naira yearly to implement.

National assembly yearly budget of less than 500persons is 120billion in 2015.

Though this idea is feasible financially, it will not translate to progress.
More than 90% of the corp members will spend the money on phones, tablet, babes, clothes etc.
only 10percent will try and invest out of which only 5percent will succeed and the rest will fail.

I will suggest the 100billion be made a fund where corp members can take a loan of 500k interest free with repayment plan.
To get the loan, a proper business plan have to be presented before the fund administrators.

Krucifax:
Please keep quiet!! What's your own contribution to youth empowerment in Nigeria?? Someone says something good and you immediately try to knock it without offering anything useful in response

tchidi:
The grammar alone don confuse me!
Wetin he say aliens do am?

hehehehehe. You are a clown I swear

cmax16:
"It was exactly around 9:40pm"... That made me laff! How can it be "exact" and "around" at the same time?

It was a call from an unknown number, how you come take call her back? Don't tell me you had her number from the first day, if you did, why you come dey Waite make the babe call you as a "big boy" borrowing your words...

Referring to her friends, you said "they both look like they were competing for who had the uglier face..." Inferring they were two, but in your earlier post you claimed "she came with 3 of her friends"...huh

@OP, lie lie boy! You be youth Cooper dey make this type mistake abi?

Yes, for some reasons, people like to see someone that shares their interests or attributes in government—it has a feel good factor. But if occupation of such office has any personal benefits, it is largely to the occupant of the office and his friends and family. -- Prof. Soludo

asalimpo:
Download a book (books) on each language. Readup and you'll see da diff.

Corrections:
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javascript is also Functional.
- it has closures,lambdas and first class functions.
- javascript can b run standalone
- javascript can b run server side
(node.js comes to mind)
- javascript strted life as a web browser scriptg language.
It was first named livescript bf riding the java revolution and switchg its name for som free publicity (and confusion )
- it was created by brendan eich

Java:
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What's there to say about java?
+it's just there.
Celebrated it's 8 generation this year!
- it got functional this year.
Got lambdas too
- when java does somthing it does it right and does it the oop way.
E.g c++ had generics and enums but c++ version was messy.
When java did generics and enums - it came fully baked.

Java is heavy duty language. For desktop, server and phone /mobile programming.
Java's learning curve is steeper than javascript's.
The reference jvm for java is from Oracle.
Javascript has more than one competing Engine.
Google's V8,
mozilla's Rhino
and java's Nashorn engine (as at java 8 )

javascript borrows concepts from the java language as well as Lisp.