September 27, 2023, is big occasion in the tech world – Google's 25th birthday.

Lol, this one wey need take care of himself still dey throw jab...

Nigeria, I hope you don't let this befall you.

Pastor Mrs Folu Adeboye, wife of the General overseeer of The Redeemed Christian Church of God is plus one today.

Born on the 13th of July, 1948, Mummy Folu Adeboye has been an epitome of humility and characterized the qualities of a help meet to her husband at every time. A mother indeed to every Member of the Redeemed Christian Church of God and by extension the entire Christian Community.

Happy Birthday Mummy and we pray you finish strong and finish well in Jesus Name. (Amen)

Zzor:
I knew you were an ashawo man, you are for the streets

Hahaha you mean since Uniben refused giving him Admission, he shouldn't try out FUTA??

It is well with us in Jesus Name.

The security threats in Nigeria today is just worrisome.

May God help us all.

Ogun should still be learning where Benue State is.

Meanwhile HIV is not a death sentence.

There has been speculations that the Nigerian Government are going to shut down the Internet should the EndSARS protest continue.

It is observed that Twitter which is the major online platform for the protest is no longer working as at now.

How is it with you?

In the heat of the #EndSars protests, it seems Wizkid is very uncomfortable with Reekado Banks' plan of dropping a collabo with Wizkid later today.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl508tlINM0

In his tweet, Wizkid said “Delete this dude ! Can’t believe you’re even doing this at a time like this. Old song ! #endsars fool!”

It was learnt Wizkid has postponed his Made in Lagos Album which was scheduled to be released today.

https://twitter.com/wizkidayo/status/1316754737262481409?s=19

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Isoright




Ogbeni must government subsidies every fuckkking areas of our life

We nor just want pay for anything for this country

Did your ancestors provide a suitable means of income for Nigerians before saying they don't want to pay for anything in the country??

henroo2003:
Nothing will come out from this protest. All I see here is greediness on the side of the proprietors wanting to use their teachers to achieve their aim. Can't the owners of these school pay their teachers from the school fees they haven been collecting, even if it is half salary.
Secondly, I think this will be an Eye-opener for teachers not to put all their eggs in one basket. They should work on another legit source of income.

Think before commenting. It isn't that a harmful thing to do tho.

Lol


Okay

Ibromighty:
lolzzzzzz,lemme join u nd seperate the fight

Very importantly

I thought I should share. Saw it somewhere.

This guy arrived in Lagos. there, he found a prostitute, after sex, the prostitute said
"N5,000,"he
The guy handed her N10,000,
The prostitute, surprised, responded
"You're so kind,"
Some days pass and the guy met up with the same prostitute again and had sex again.
The prostitute demanded N5,000 but the guy again says, "No, here's N10,000,"
The prostitute, feeling really happy, says,
"You're so kind,"
More days pass and the guy met up with the prostitute one last time to have sex. The prostitute says, N5,000, please,"
The guy hands her N10,000.
The prostitute, really surprised about the guy's gesture towards her,
"Where are you from?," the prostitute asked.
The guy answered, "I'm from Edo,"
Looking surprised, the prostitute says,
"I'm from there too"
The guy replies, "I know, your mum, she sent me to give you N30,000,"
Am still separating fight ooooo.���

Una good morning ooo

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This booked space waste oooo


I buy Bitcoins o....sell to me

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The Government and all agencies should stop saying and start doing....

Said

Onyi22:
Chai!!!!
A car of 500k?
I can't enter sure car oo

He didn't say he is buying it for you na Aunty Hushpuppi

Happy Birthday God's general

May God keep you strong
May God keep you safe
May God keep you relevant..

Thank you

EUPHORIA OF A HABITABLE FUNCTIONALITY..

The physiologist is a care giver, a spontaneous and reliable intermediary between the patients and the hospital.

The Physiologist bridges the gap and makes composite diagnosis lacking in the Health sector an achievable feat.

The Physiologist is a victim of the "abnormal presence of absence" rocking the Health sector in the Country.

The Physiologist is understanding, and knows that sharing of responsibilities amongst all providers of health services without monopoly of practice would help foster oneness and regards for the health sector.

The Nigerian Physiologist is ready to make Nigeria's Health Sector blossom by applying his specialized knowledge in health care delivery.

The Physiologist is not just a specialist in handling board markers, but the rightful handlers of the stethoscope.
The recognition of this fact by the Governments, Directors in the Health Sector is what is being pleaded for.

The Land is green, it's green and so green...

I am a Physiologist, one who is not deterred by prevailing circumstances but fully confident of the tides turning soonest. Our dreams will make reality...

© VICTOR ODIAI..
insta: @Viclints

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seun

hmmmm

anyways, been long I made an early comment as this on NL... I deserve some accolades..

follow me on instagram and I will follow back @Viclints

oj

babfet:
They are both guilty of same offence

what do u mean by they are both guilty of same offence?
did you digest the write up at all??

A married couple from Anambra both work in different cities. He works in Enugu while she works in Owerri, they
goes home every weekend. Both have Facebook accounts.
One day while bored at work he playfully creates a Facebook account with a fake picture, he sends his wife a request & she accepted him. They chat regularly over one month,
she finds him very exciting and always looking forward to chat with him everyday, she began to hate weekends because she will not be available to chat him. They chatted about everything, recently their chats became very sexually explicit,
she got turned on by the things he asked her to do, then one day he asked her to send her sexy pix she excitedly does that without hesitation. he then asks her to take other nude pictures & she did and sent all to him. They later arranged to meet at Starbest globe hotels in Umuahia, Room 147 unfortunately for her, she came in and saw her husband.
If you are the husband what will you do?

lets be honest.........

Indeed it's a Men's world.
Nobody will wanna blame the marriage crash on the King, but all accusing will point to the Olori, simply because she's a woman..

This isn't the King's first divorce, and someone's senses wouldn't tell him/her the problem might be coming from him?

it's well!

AMBROSE ALLI UNIVERSITY, EKPOMA.

SCREENING OF THE UTME/DIRECT ENTRY CANDIDATES FOR 2017/2018 ACADEMIC SESSION ADMISSIONS.

All 2017/2018 UTME candidates who applied to Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma as institution of First Choice, with a UTME score of 160 and above are invited to attend a screening exercise in the University on the days stated below:-

Screening Time-Table
The Screening exercise for the various faculties is scheduled to take place from Monday, 11th September, 2017 to Saturday, 16th September, 2017 starting from 9.00am each day.

DAY
FACULTIES
DATE

1
Arts
Law
Monday, 11th September, 2017

2
Engineering, Life Sciences,
Physical Sciences,
Environmental Studies
Tuesday, 12th September, 2017

3
Social Sciences, Management Sciences
Wednesday, 13th September, 2017

4
Faculty of Basic Medical Sciences/Medicine
Thursday, 14th September, 2017

5
Agriculture, Education
Friday, 15th September, 2017

6
Spill over (All Faculties)
Saturday, 16th September, 2017

Note: The Venue and Time for the screening exercise will be available on submission of the candidates online application form.

Method of Application:
Applicants are required to pay for the Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma Screening exercise online application form at a fee of N2,000.00 (Two thousand Naira) only using their ATM debit cards on Interswitch or purchase an eTranzact PIN (Payment Voucher) from any of the under listed Banks Nation Wide

1. ECOBANK NIGERIA, Plc
2. FIDELITY BANK, Plc
3. FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA, Plc
4. KEYSTONE BANK LTD
5. UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA, Plc
6. ZENITH BANK, Plc
7. UNION BANK, Plc


Procedure for Online Application:
Candidates are advised to apply online at https://aaue,waeup.org using either e-Tranzact PIN purchased from the banks stated above or ATM debit cards on Interswitch.
All such candidates must upload their coloured passport photograph and scanned copies of all relevant Certificates/documents to the Portal.

Candidates should preview and confirm that the passport photograph is properly uploaded as no complaint of wrong or blank picture will be entertained after submission of forms. Candidates are to print out a copy of the application form with their passport photograph for presentation along with other documents on the screening dates stated above. The screening guide is available for download on completion of the application process.



Direct Entry:
All Direct Entry candidates who applied to JAMB for admission and chose Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma as Institution of the First Choice are also required to complete the online application form for their screening exercise. All such candidates must upload scanned copies of all relevant certificates/documents to the Portal.

Screening exercise for Direct Entry (DE) candidates is scheduled to take place from Monday, 18th September, 2017 to Tuesday, 19th September, 2017 from 9.00am each day.

Note: The venue for the screening exercise will be available on submission of the candidates, online application form.

Please be informed that there will be no Direct Entry into Medicine and Law.

Note: All candidates (both UTME and Direct Entry) are to note that:
i. Screening guidelines N2,000.00(Two thousand naira) only, Technology fee: N2,000(Two thousand naira) only and bank charges, will be charged at the point of purchase of the forms online via ATM debit cards on Interswitch or eTranzact PIN (Payment Voucher).
ii. All names should be written in full when completing the online application form as no initials shall be entertained.

Mode of Screening
The screening exercise would include the screening of qualifying results (if any) as well as Computer-Based Tests (CBT).

Candidates are required to present their results for the screening with their JAMB Results slips and two passport photographs filed and tagged in an office file.

Awaiting Result
The date for the screening exercise for candidates Awaiting Result would be announced in due course.

Application: Forms
Application forms for both UTME and Direct Entry (DE) candidates will be available online for completion and submission from Wednesday, 30th August, 2017 to Midnight Sunday, 10th September, 2017.

ADVICE: Candidates should check the University website @www.aauekpoma.edu.ng and Portal at https://aaue.waeup.org regularly for other details on the application/admission procedure.
Warning:
a. Any candidate who fails to appear for the screening exercise may forfeit his/her eligibility for consideration of the 2017/2018 academic session’s admission exercise.
b. Anyone caught impersonating runs the risk of being handed over to the Police and the candidate so impersonated would be automatically ‘disqualified’.

Signed:
C.M. ADAMAIGBO, KSC, MANUPA
Registrar



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Hearty Congratulations to would be admitted students....