₦airaland Forum

Ifakiland:
1) They expect you to express love to dem first even wen its clear they love u, if u don't dey stay dere like zombie in one corner wishing u do one day.

2) They desire marriage more dan you do, yet they expect you to be the one to ask dem for it and dey cover mouth like imbeciles wen u finally do like dey weren't expecting.

3) They expect money from you, as a sign of care..smh

4) Even after marrying them dey expect you to take over total care of deir forking life, food dem, cloth dem, etc.

5) They can't make babies on deir own, dey need ur sperm but will later wanna claim the child asif the baby grew on its own in deir belly.

6) During sex dey expect u to please dem well, yet before sex will act like dey are doing u a favour allowing u fork dem.

7) You can fork a thousand girls and still pretend to be a virgin....if they fork 5+ men, their pvssy won't be the same...so wen they cheat just clap for dem cos it's always on dem.

Age is never on deir size, u can wait till 45 to get married to an 18 yrs old gal....they can't do dat.

9) They feel u owe dem marriage immediately they agree to date u and if u break up after 2yrs+ dey say Uve wasted deir time....asif na oby dem dey inside the relationship wey loose time.

10) The only thing tangible they AV to offer is centered around sex, you AV headache dey will kiss u and say hope u feel better, whereas if they AV small headache dey ask for ice cream and pizza....forking liabilities.

Guys gals ain't nothing in this world, their exist cos of us, without us they have no meaningful life.....understand dis and they becomes less special to u so u can stop been a maga to dem....good luck.

I think i like dis.

Pritypussi:
Anambra can't compete with Osun not to talk of Lagos.
I'm yet to see any achievement in the state other than ugwu propaganda and unrealizable airport paper projects to win votes in rhe next election
They are suffering from inferiority complex

Ur definitely a pussi as your moniker.

1. Because, after Lagos, Anambra State has the highest population density in Nigeria
2. Because Anambra shits on Lagos and all the yo.roba states in terms of education
3. Because Anambra has the highest number of billionaires
4. Because Lagos is a no man's land which was built with Anambra oil money (and the money of the other 36 states)

wunmi590:
Bros, you can still manage 5, abi what do you think?

Intelligent is not the bases of an attraction for me.

Just have good heart and never cheat.
Am ok.
Pretty (that's if God decided to bless u with new generation Rebecca

wunmi590:
I want your view guys

A woman with good character
Who will never considere cheatin on me.
Respectful.
Above all she must be Godfearing.

Am ok with the above mentions


Op your pic above (Non of the above worth being my woman.

hornyofife:
As the 30th of May approaches, this thread serves to monitor the compliance of biafrans both home and abroad to the call to honour their hero who died during the Uncivil war.

It has been said that the sit at home order is strictly "SITTING AT HOME". No protest, no rally, no harassment. This to avoid any form of casualty from the murderous security agents.

Present and Historical Pictures and Videos will be posted here and also condoles messages can be posted here for people who lost their friends, uncles, aunties, father, mother, child or any form of relation fighting for biafra during and after the civil war.

Please this thread aims to remain civil. If you dont support the struggle, your opinion is welcome but IT MUST BE CIVIL AND NO VULGAL, same as the supporter of biafra, please refrain from insulting anybody with a contrary opinion. Thanks


God bless Odimegwu Ojukwu,

General philip Effiong,

Nnamdi Kanu,

Biafrans,

Biafraland,

and friends of Biafra.

Together as one family, we shall triumph.

Together the sun is rising.

greatnaija01:
I think you are not an introvert, you are simply a MUTE.

Introverts have the gift of study, we study books, environs and people alot. HOW DID YOU GET INTO SCHOOL? was it not by study? so how did you think you were gonna get into the promised land of ladies if you do not study about them and practice... wishes cant make horses.

Bro go and study some good moral books on relations with the opposite and practice on ladies around u and they will be quickly your friend before you can be considered for relationship.

Else you will end up as a dummy who thinks ladies are tools for sex or baby factories. Ladies are actually better than that, not all ladies are Cheap... only ladies lower than you will accept you. Ladies never go for their equal... BUT they fall and gravel at the feet of someone they admire for either character, looks, wealth, stature or Influence. Pls I suggest you work on yourself first and get those things and your only problem will be too many ladies.

Can u recommend a relationship book you think that can help.
Personally i like readin, but due to the nature of my schools works.i haven't been able to lay hand on any of the books. (Relationship books.)

Our amiable leader.
May ur days be long.

Lol very easy .
Once u see any pretty girl coming your way just wisper to her that u i have given up on u girls ....


It z not easy to get one especially when u are not good in socialism

Amoyinoluwa24:
Police in Cross River State tear gased peaceful demonstrators who stood up to expressed themselves against the government inability to provide them with adequate security, water, clean environment, tourism, safe drinking water, pay salaries, pension, and gratuity.

Please God you ave once said in your scripture that anything that is not instituted by you shall always be in coas.

That's is why all this country's in africa being stationed by whites folks is being regarded as a third world .

You knw as a guy , there will be a time in your life when u have to start thinking like a guy not a dummy. After denying myself the freewill to have a girl of my own.I have decided to defy all odds to actually get one this tym, but the problem now is that Im very introverted and so its so hard for me getting a gf.,Because of my inability to relate ot talk comfortably with a girl i like.Though at that particular point she is a total stranger to me and as a an introvert, its your actual personality. you can't suddenly turn into an extrovert. I lost in the personality lottery. So how do other introverted ppl do it.

mzhorlah:
hbd

Appreciate dat dear

Sierusvirus:
Happy Birthday Bro. All the best

Thanks dude

kitaatita:
Only children solicit for 'happy birthday' wishes from anonymous public forum

Alryt

Emancipate urself from internal slavery.

Oyindidi:
Happy birthday xway.. May God bless your new age.. Where is my cake?

Thanks dear.

Lol because of the massive consumption.
The cake is definitely going into recession.

Don't worry i will send it through email
Just a moment.

kitaatita:
Happy Children's Day

this is not actually what i mean't

Amarabae:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR.

Thanks dear ..

Nomfanelo99:
happy birthday

Thanks dear.

thunder74:
Happy Birthday buddy. (X is not the way...J is the way). The Lord will satisfy you with all that will always make you smile and happy.

Thanks bro

Yaa guys tday is my birthday.


#Oya#

I don't have any reason to cheat on my bae.

This is part of life.
Z either ur a victim or u learn from the story of a victim (self borrowed experience )

Some men are really cursed in real world i swear.

Amarabae:
This is lovely. Lalasticlala should put it on FP.

Hw z ur pikin

Agumbankembu:
"We fabricate machines for industrial usage and consumer products"

wow

CaraJewel:
thats ok.if you already have someone

yaa rigth abou dah.
How u..?

CaraJewel:
i dislike pressures.tend to make mistakes which am avoiding and more

A whole lot of mistake can take plc when ur not careful enough or probably in a hurry due to relatives pressure or excessive influence.
#Still considering mine#

petsolo115:
PRESS RELEASE
RE- PLANNED PROTESTS AND ORDERS FOR MARKET CLOSURE IN SOME STATES OF THE COUNTRY ON 30TH MAY 2017 BY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE OF BIAFRA (IPOB), THE BIAFRAN INDEPENDENCE MOVEMENT (BIM), THE MOVEMENT FOR THE ACTUALIZATION OF THE SOVEREIGNTY STATE OF BIAFRA (MASSOB) AND OTHER AFFILIATED GROUPS

The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to publications in the media on the planned protests and order of market closure in the South Eastern states on the 30th May, 2017 by the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) and the Biafra Independence Movement (BIM) and other like groups.
2. The Nigeria Police Force is deeply concerned with the security implications with regards to the renewed hostilities and subversive propagandas aimed at undermining law and order in some States of the Federation by these groups, their associates, sponsors, apologists and sympathizers.
3. Consequently, the Commissioners of Police in the affected States and their supervising Assistant Inspectors General of Police, have been directed by the Inspector General of Police to be strict, polite, civil and firm in dealing with the situation and put all the Police Personnel and Police Anti-Riot equipments on red alert to deal decisively in accordance with the law with any eventuality from these groups, that can disrupt commercial activities, vehicular movements and safety of lives and properties in some States of the Federation considered to be flash/vulnerable points which have witnessed the unfortunate disturbance of public peace by these groups in the recent past.
4. The Force sees the activities of these groups as not only unlawful but highly provocative and capable of causing breach of the peace currently being enjoyed in the South East States and other States of the Federation. The planned protests and orders of Market closure and illegal unilateral self imposed restrictions of vehicular movements by these groups in the affected States should be disregarded by all well meaning Nigerians. The Nigeria Police Force, hereby advised the members of the public to go about their lawful duties and other responsibilities without any fear or apprehension as adequate security arrangements have been put in place for the safety of every Nigerian throughout the Country by Nigeria Police Force and other Security agencies.
5. The Nigeria Police Force is not unaware of the rights of every Nigerian to freedom of expression, peaceful assembly and association and freedom of movement, as essentials of democracy provided by the 1999 Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended particularly sections 38, 39, 40 and 41. However, these rights must be observed with decorum, in good faith and without violating the rights of other millions of Nigerians to free movements and access to public/private facilities and their means of livelihood on daily basis.
6. The Nigeria Police while observing the rights of all Nigerians as stated above is equally conscious of the fact that these rights are not absolute as section 45 of the same Constitution provide for derogations to these rights. Consequently, the Police will resist the action(s) of any person or group of persons for whatever course that is against the interest of public defence, public safety, public order, public morality and a threat to the rights and freedom of other Nigerians.

7. The Force will continue to Police the Country based on international core values and best practices and operate within the Principles of Democratic Policing but will not succumb and tolerate criminal activities of any group(s) under any guise to cause disturbance of public peace and unleash mayhem on innocent Nigerians anywhere in the country.
8. As a result, the Police Force is hereby calling on the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), the Biafran Independence Movement (BIM), the Movement for the Actualization of the Sovereign State of Biafra (MASSOB) to consider the consequences of their actions and activities and without delay and call themselves to order in the interest of National Security, and safety of lives and properties of every Nigerian across the Nation as the full weight of the law will be made to bear on violators of the laws.
9. The Nigeria Police Force will not hesitate to deal decisively with any group(s) and their sponsors that attempt to cause disturbance of the peace or carry out any unlawful demonstration, unlawful assembly/procession or gathering and public disobedience that can jeopardise law and order and harmonious co-existence within and amongst Nigerians throughout the country. The fact that freedom of expression as one of the dictates of democracy is being observed by the Police, should not be misconstrued as liberty by any group(s) for sectional or group interest to violate the laws and cause mayhem, confusion and apprehension in the minds of more than about one hundred and seventy Millions Nigerians.
10. The Force will continue to carry out its Constitutional duties and other statutory responsibilities in accordance with the law of the land and for the utmost protection of lives and properties of all Nigerians across the Country.

CSP Jimoh O. Moshood

Force Public Relations Officer,

Force Headquarters,

Abuja.

characteristic of a zoo.

Useless zoo police.. ....

And I can bodly tell u guys that the left Bae is my responsibility.

My ideal type of relationship Op.
I seriously don't think sex is necessary in any relationship but it's important especially for the guy to feel balance or fair share in dhe relationship.
It absurd to to think dat way.

Lol they are sounding it down my ears already.
To get married on my 25bd
Iam not comfortable with that either.
Girls detest introvert guys like me a lot.
And dats why such date fixed cannot work for me.

U got to manage ur problem sis.

Pic of her menstruating or still don't obliged.

But who z bobrisky

For those of you, who is yet to see the pic of the Ghana dude.

Below is the guy

Dannysblog:
An Indian acid-attack victim whose face was severely
deformed and needed 17 surgeries following the attack has
finally married the love of her life. The life of 26-year-old Lalita Ben Bansi, took a turn for the worse in 2012, when her cousin threw acid at her over some minor argument and had to undergo a successful 17 surgeries to partially fix her face.

She happily got married to her 27-year-old husband, Ravi
Shankar, on Tuesday at the Thane court in Mumbai.

See photos@ http://www.dannyblog.com.ng/2017/05/acid-attack-survivor-marries-love-of.html?m=1

Pic of the survivor