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hmmmmmmm... SUPERB.

Hmmmmmm.... The "Masked-one''s daughter....got hooked up..

hmmmmmm...

This is practically NOT feasible...

i remember vividly, when i was much younger...'bout 13 or there'bout... I needed doe like mad.. For what? U might wanna ask., IJÉKUJÉ! Of course! Now, my bigbrava promised me some if only i c'ld SMELL HIS 'stupid, dirty, yellow' ARSE!!! Whatttimpudence! Anyways, i do am shaaaa... And as i foolishly scoped low to smell him yansh.. The YAM-HEAD just released.... Ewwwww.. Felt like killing him.. My head grew pink with anger... Buh i collected my bar though..

.. I'll be most grateful, if i'm not insulted, fella..

.. Sure! When you feel you rapping rather faster than usual, STOP! TAKE A DEEP deep deep BREATHE... Then resume talking, but try talking a bit more SLOWLY... Thaz'all..

You are even winking
again...don't you know that's
UNMASCULINE?.
Seriously?!! Like, 'winking' is FEMININE?! Hey!!!

hi folks.. Pls how can i get rid of the pubic hair down my....... Asides using blades, shaving sticks or clippers.. Y'all know the after-effect of using blades now? You go scratchhhhh tire, your bros go turn pink..lol.. So i need ur suggestions, peeps. What can i use?

Hello folks..! Just stumbled upon a question and i thought to share it with folks of the diary section..since it pertains a lot with this section.. IS IT REALLY 'MANLY' TO OWN A DIARY 'BOOK' AS A DUDE- a male..? Well, i've directed this same question to a couple of male folks and of course individuals of the 'fairsex'.. Believe me, i've gotten.., sh'ld i say..'funny' responses like,..... *in wale's tone* "Oscar, you crazy? You a gurl? C'mon brava, you ain't a gurl! It is feminine to keep diar(ies)... It depicts WEAKNESS..in emotion(s)... Where av you kept your MACHO strength.? *end of quote*.. Now that leads us to the issue of MACHISMO..! Foward your comments please, air your views, and i will appreciate! I love you'all! Wait! Is it also unMASCULINE to say that Lollzzz.. No mind me. You know it's not! *winks*..

it sure has an ADVERSE EFFECT...

[i][/i]..yo dude! Shey make we cum dey run from you abi wetin....? Or you bin dey expect say we go shower u confetti because one or two lines wey u mistake for packs dey show for ur belle? NEVER!

[i][/i]..yo dude! Shey make we cum dey run from you abi wetin....?

stephy10: Who is going to marry him anyway? He wont find a wife when he hasnt gotten his o level, not earning and lives with his parents. Let him go and purge himself of his lust and stop wasting our time here poster.

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That's rather too mean..

hey guys! Why did u stop posting?! Need 'em coming.!

Yikes! Behold the lady in the first pics! She's delicately beautiful and dishy! I love choc skinned lasses of average height! Make you cum go dey very intelligent n understanding..! Babes, we're good to go!

Mogenerous: If marriage will stop him from lusting than thats a great decision,age is just a number... Even a 40year old man can't manage marriage while some 25years old dude are doing it perfectly... Its something of the heart as well stop him from sinning cz fornication is a great sin

yeah! Strongly agreed. Fornication is sin. But, have you considered 'divorce' too, dearest? Ok! Let's get it straight. He goes into it, finds out the marriage is not as cosy as he thought it to be(he lacks the prerequisites- understanding, patience, and all.), now he blames it on the wife(from the onset, he married her to gratify his lust...just for sex, so he w'ldn't fornicate).. Finally he puts her away..divorcing her.. Remember God says divorce is sin. HE hates it.

bukatyne: No age is too young/old to get married once a person is matured (above 18? 20?)

If he has a woman he loves, source of income and is educated, why not?

My only problem will be if he decides to marry the next available girl because he wants to 'control' his lust.

The couple who celebrated 80yr wedding anniversary married at 17 and 21

It's well

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That's the point, gurlie.! He intends to get married so as to control his burning desire...! Now the probability that he definately will put the wife away after a year or two along the line, stands at 1! It's certain. Considering the fact that (1). He ventured into it with the wrong motive in mind- to curtail lust and fornication, not taking the fact that he still immature in mind and unprepared, into deep consideration. (2). Besides, he still lives wif his parents. Though out of sen. sec. sch, he's still struggling to attain his 0'level results.!

In a recent conversation with a young dude i know too well... A lot was said but i noted a fundamental and sensitive point he made., a perspective of his, regarding marriage, one which i think he needs help to correct.. Read on. In the course of our conversation, we drifted from discussing other stuff, to talking about 'relationship(s)'.. Yikes! This is one topic i've a profound interest in! Long story short, this dude made a statement that left me hanging in my thoughts... In his words: "i have 'lust' as my biggest weakness..lust in the heart and of course fornication.. And i can't help it! I've tried all i c'ld to curtail and put to subjection, this 'tyrannous' desire..but to no avail.. One day, i stumbled upon a thought! 'GET MARRIED QUICK'! Then i w'ldn't have to lust upon any lass or fornicate..!"..End of quote. I sensed euphoria in his tone when he stated that part that says 'get married quick'... I couldn't gather my words immediately, i just stared blankly at him after the statement was made, though i had a plethora of thoughts running through my mind.. Now the big question. This dude is just 'Two decades and A year old'! And he wants to venture into the lifetime institution- Marriage! One decision that c'ld make or mar him, in this regard... Over to you folks! Should he brave it in at this age (considering the repercussion of fornication 'as an act')? Or sh'ld he just chill and be patient ( considering the fact that he's yet immature for marriage)...Even the 'older' and mature ones are finding it 'not-so-easy' and of course challanging..talk more of a lad of age 21.. Please forward your comments and air your views as regards this issue and lets help my friend out of this bending decision. Thanks. Speranza.

what's up wif nairaland and this 'end time' stuff?! Una dey make fear catch me now...

hi fellas! I'm new to n/land + i have a plethora of topics to upload.. Problem is, i do not knw how to go 'bout it. How do i create my topics n upload 'em? Thanks.

Abu Mikey: ^^^ Why e dey pain you?

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Hello?! Please do yourself the favor of keeping your phalanges locked if you have nothing tangible to type... Thanks much.

.. Dude's way too extravagant for my liking...

yikes! I have this predilection for oats.... Especially if it's richly prepared.! I'ld trade my 5000k rolex for a bowl! No second thoughts....! ''A bowl of oats in a day, keeps the teacher's cane away!" for all ye sec. sch. students in the house!

berem: Your sycophantic attitude is becoming nauseating and obnoxious. Seriously!!

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Hmmm.. *speaks in baba ijesha's tone* Eleyinbo...

wat's up wif these benin dudes sef?! Una wan kill una sef for una mama nii? U guys better check it! The day wey one of una go fall down ehn...the rest go mellow..

.. Na lie jare! I refuse to believe..

i am not very suprised. just like they'ld say; in times of recession 3 things w'ld sell: water, FOOD and sex...long story short, no matter the state of the nation's economy, man must get fed!

ma Big brafa is 'onion-phobic' and he's as hale and fit as igi iroko...how 'bout that? ma Big brafa is 'onion-phobic' and he's as hale and fit as igi iroko...how 'bout that? :-)