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dejt4u: badt boy. Hw is oau today?

Mtchewww.. Dem dey tok about Technology. Cutting-edge Technology.., u dey tok about Oau..

jonescyras: The fact is... Its only a small prick that smells... Mine doesn't
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.Mine is 8inches lenght n girth 6 inches...

Okabò.. And does that guarantee you a business class flight ticket to whereverrr?!

[quote author=Katier00 ]pls dnt wish me that , i am nt ready yet . Have alot to do before thinking of kids again[/quote]hehehe.. '21st century mother'.. U've got a lotta things to do... Funny. Tell the woman of 'old Africa' she'ld be having twinies and you'ld wish you didn't say... Those her strong arms na im she go use squeez you...in excitement. Seek med attention, ma'am.
Speranza.

nekaa: I lost my dear mom.

Accept my condolences, Miss.

[quote author=Mc.BOMB]Wastin ma mb to view dis thread[/quote]Dumb You.

Moyola: I avva thing for Bread n Ewa'goyin!

Like seriously?!!! Hmmmn.. You hardly find a gurlie who eats 'Casting' as much as we dudes do.. Talk more of having a thingie for it..
Bread? *in my Bigsis's words*, Oh! It's hard.! Beans? And she goes like.. Ewwwww.. it sucks!

[quote author=Temilade£]A long thing [/quote]You...!!! Aisshhhhh! Ehmm.. Ok. Don't worry.

Karma blends with the air... It roams., and catches up wif man and his misdemeanour(s).. The guilty has no place to hide.. Karma works. [color=]Karma blends with the air... It roams., and catches up wif man and his misdemeanour(s).. The guilty has no place to hide.. Karma works. [/color]Karma blends with the air... It roams., and catches up wif man and his misdemeanour(s).. The guilty has no place to hide.. Karma works.

ogeoflyf: Karma is a biatch

Nicely set Dimples you've got there...on your dp.. Can i e-peck ya? Plssss... I love dimps.

Hello Folks..! Just stumbled upon a thought recently...a question parse... One which pertains to this very Forum- Nairaland. Question goes thus: IS NAIRALAND WORTH 'ADVERTISING'? What benefit do you derive from Seun's 'property' that makes you wanna tell or spread it to other non-nairaland folks..? I actually did a form of 'advertising' to a bestie of mine. She loves Literature(books) to a fault! And i did introduce this forum to her... She'ld get it in abundance here, ain't it?!... The answer is an obvious 'yes'! Of course, there's the literature section.. Without much ado, i'ld love to hear(read) your opinions as regards this topic... What makes you wanna share 'Nairaland Forum' with other peeps The benefit of info, jokes, edu?... Keep 'em coming...!

Austeenx: Well, my religious doctrine is against sex.

Against Sex 'generally'?... Ufan, abeg dump that doctrine in the trashcan... Or you meant to say 'Fornication'/'Adultery..?

I'm thirsty... Agrhhh..

janykute: Did you know that this your topic would have been more better if you had written it in paragraphs?

Did you know you made a blunder? It's just 'better'., 'more better' is Tautology..

Vickii Ro: Am I supposed to know who my biggest fan is?
I nor even get fans to start with sef
*nd thanx fr d lopsided compliment*

@Miss Ro.. Wha makes ya fink ma compliment is lopsided.?

Which part of Nigeria has it that a pregie woman puts safety pins or needles on her protrusion....on the protruded part of her cloth?

There sure is a particular fruit which stands out amid other 'plethora' of fruits there are.... I love Nanas! That's my way of saying 'bananas'... Call me a monkey, i don't care.... No be Papa God create them? Lol.. No mind me. Nobody wants to be called a monkey.. This post is not aimed at faulting or critisizing God for creating some creatures tho, but there're just some insects we're not very comfy having 'em aro und... Mine are two creepy crawlies of different species- Roaches and Bugs(especially bedbugs. The Yoruba folks call them 'ídun', i think)...ARHHHGGG! I have an aversion for them!
Sooo... I love Nanas, i hate bugs!
Foward yours. In this format.. E.g "love agbalumo, hate abutata"... Let the fun begin!

OBSERVATION!!!
The 'Romance Section' dominates! :-)..

Vickii Ro: Romance
Literature
Entertainment
Music nd Radio
Diaries
Forum games
Jokes
Religion
Sexuality

Vicky durrlingg.. Do you mind telln us folks, your biggest fan (male or female) in the literature room..?
Lest i forget, you resemble one of ma gurlies.. Thelma is her name....... Have i said shez beautiful too.?

Fynestboi: Education
Religion
Celebrity
Family
Music/radio
Tv/Movie
General
Politics
Forum games
Art graphics
Diary
Romance(once)

Egbon, you be 'JACK of all Forum ooo'! *chuckles*.. Topic sayz 'section you visit the MOST'

Afam4eva: When i joined Nairaland, i started from the Webmaster section then the politics section then the culture section and then the familiy section. I left the family section because it seems people are not interested in my advise. I thought i was a marital coach but no one seems to be buying my ogbanje advice.

Afamguy in da e-building! Yo dude, how you chilling na?! As regards your issues wif the family section, i think nobody wants to reckon wif your 'ogbanje' advice cos it's ogbanje.. Dunno wat ogbane means in your words, buh try making it more 'non-ogbanje' and your clan and kin of family sect. will accept it wif arms wide open... Hehehe..

mumumugu: Romance and religion

broda mumu, u no lie.. I don surf your profile and that says it all..
You so mugumumustically truthful..and proud of it. So says your text therein ur profile.. Lol

mumumugu: Romance and religion

broda mumu, u no lie.. I don surf your profile and that says it all..
You so mugumumustically truthful..

adaobi123: Woah lol thanks

You most welcome, Belle.. *takes a bow*

I've ne'r been to the Music/Radio section too o... Anyways, uhm still a fresher in this university- i mean the 'Nairaland University'. Just like the 'normal' uni, I sure will get used to the map(sections)

adaobi123: Travel
Music/Radio
Family
Fashion
Celebrities
General
Romance

The dainty Ada..! Hello.. I saw this coming... Before i forwarded this post, i was obsessed 'bout you... Though your dp hasn't helped one bit.. Buh i knw say u nor fit wowor shaa... Once again u welcum... *takes Ada's 'e-hand' and kisses it* lol..

@Emmyk n Shypapa.. You guys ain't specific here.. Especially u Emmy, what do u mean by there, that place this place..? Funny you.. Abeg toku jare..

Dude, how much goes for the htc android?

[quote author=endtime_signs]End time signs[/quote]guy chill jare! Na everytin wey hapen be signs of end time ni? Before i forget, Beta go change that your username...sounds......

Knock knock knock!!! On the 'beautiful gates' of Nairaland Forum...! Which section opens up first?
Well, the Literature section welcomes me in first, besides the frontpage... Then the family, romance and celebrities sections follow behind.. There're some other sections i've never visited..the 'monotonous' sections...lol.. The fashion and uhmm..politics sections especially..arghh i detest politics..! Moderators of these sections, hehehehe, i no sey una go don dey roast with vexation... Una too no go vex, no be my fault... Before una post, make una sure say na truth una dey yan o.! If u no fit mention at least 2 fellow n/lander wey dey regular for that section, then we need no soothsayer to tell us you're lying... PRAAHHH!
Eitherways, foward yours folks, lets have some real' nice funnnn..

Love y'all,
Speranza.

@OP.. Maybe he's not 'sPiRiShUaaa'. He could be a 'baby' in the 'MASK FIELD' permit me... Hehehe.. Masquerade of the 21st century..
Ehn ehn, abeg wetin be de meaning of OP sef? I just use am i no knw da meaning.

I remember vividly, while in High school, in a biology class precisely, we had this very topic debated upon...and more was said 'bout the 'intimacy' effect as our homeboy, fasho said... One which the biology teacher attested to...
Two points u've forwarded, fash, buh that second point, friendship. C'ld you pls, elucidate on it.

fasho01: Yea you're right. I guess it has to do with intimacy and closeness. This is not even restricted to couples. Even friends that are close and so used to themselves start having a resemblance.. At this stage they even think alike

Now i have someone who's reasons alike... That point you made, Fasho, the 'intimacy' part.. Think you have a point here... You know, when from both genes from both partners blend and blend and blend all over again....and this is a pointer to the 'Biologial factor' regarding this post.
Thumbs up brava!