Mods, pls do this community the favor of moving this thread to fronpage.. Una thank u.
Nice write up @Op.

So many reports as regards this issue.. Dunno which to believe..

One word. Commendable. But WHY he dropped out midway wasn't stated.
Looks cr.azy in those locks on his head. But WHY?

DSEER: First to comment

For commenting first, here's a business class ticket to the Bank of England, London. Go get yourself rich.

Best: if i had a wish, it w'ld be to have you as my twin, a brother, in the next world...so i'll have more of you around me... A lady said that to me after i helped her through some 'catch 22' situation.. She later called to affirm the text.

Worst: this La casera kinda scam sh.it message. Mine was on a different platform tho.. Fanta's i thimk. If i lay my hands on those people balls ehn? The effect w'ld make them end up as Eunuchs..

Coldfeet: Give that cutie on ur dp a kiss and a hug! And Please quit banging ur head on zhe wall it kinda proves my first statement right.

*pulls babysis closer..hugs and plants a wet kiss on her cheek*..a dainty lass i had a 'chat' wif online, said to give you that one.* isn't she sweet? Hehe

Coldfeet: I hear

Awww.. I've vexed the beautiful lady.. *bangs head on ze wall*.. And my post meant no harm o.. Babes, how do i make it up to you?

Coldfeet: You and Xyge are insane!!! When I made my comment the op didn't state if there were casualties or not I believe he later updated as the events unfolded. Anyways thank God no body died and thanks to you two aproko for bringing me back to this topic am better schooled now.

coldfeet coldfeet! Beautiful Igbo Girl!... You'll agree wif me that it's unLADYlike to refer to a Gentleman as such..

Hehehehe.. An obvious case of the pot tagging the kettle 'black'.. One is an Infernal grump with a terrible temper- The mocker. Another, whose brainbox is saturated with the mentality of a 6month old- The mockee..pardon...mocked. So that if tapped a bit, he resorts to digging his teeth in your flesh. Like pikin wey teeth dey worry. Like a VAMPIRE! Be.astly! Both fellas need a pyschiatrist. My 1milla.

Coldfeet: Hope no casualty?

Sisterly, deal with the adrenaline while reading next time, ok? No rush...so your commentaries won't be ermm..*i've forgotten that word again*.. Eitherways, post says no casualties were recorded. Peace.

Eleyi ga gan o.. .. Innocent pikin say him nor do again..ko se mò! You cum dey bug that same innocent tshild.. That lady is an IR.RI.TA.NT!

hatux:
Who's Elikem plx? Neva heard d name b4...

Does Bigbrother Africa- the chase ring a bell? He was an housemate there... That tailor dude wey dey impose himself on one pokello babe....*scoffs* story for another day...

Mehn! *smh*.. One thing i've observed here on N/land after the introduction of the 'like' icon that's being displayed on N/landers' profiles is that for most folks who have photos of shoes, lingeries and some 'funny' (you know what funny means in this context... If you don't..., don't ask me. Decipher it yourself..) inanimate stuff on their dp, they get an alarming number of 'like(s)'... Argggghhh... Someone uploads a photo of her bust on her dp and get it 'like(d)' by some d**b fellas.. And if it were possible to check the gender statistics of the 'like(rs)' (pardon moi English), you go see say na the boys plenty pass.... Someone uploads a pics of his middle finger in the air and gets........... Aishhhhh..mtchewww.. The N/land tech. Crew or whosoever..for no introduce this thing sef.. *scoffs*.. I'm outta here...! *chauffeur?, take me to Tilda's abode. Make i go rock wif her*

Hehehehehe... Churchy gurl gone evillll... Joking apart now.
Impregnating a lady doesn't AUTOmatically makes you her hubby-to-be... It only makes you an 'AUTOmatic' father of that child.. Many are oblivious of this very fact... Like...uhmmmm.. Mehn! I need to save to get an AUTO- a ride..

Bride smiles like she was coerced into marriage with the groom or something..

@iam_tewwy:
lynpetra u are next

Asé guunnn..

Mynd_44: So you can't wait for the few days it will take for the period to stop? And besides I heard there are drugs a woman can take that will push the period forward.

Those drugs. They sure have their adverse effect..

Ejike.chinedu:
Click like if you are typingless/commentless......

Omo Nnewi wo leleyi? Ewo tuni 'typingless'?...lwkmd... Nna forgeeet, nobody sees this post and is TYPINGLESS... Comments must flow.. Hehehehehe.

Yea. You can say that again. Even when i came across it while surfing the net, i couldn't help but pause and cogitate.. It truly is Mind-bending..

civilserva: I Agriculture Sector, consider buying these two stocks, OKOMU OIL and PRESCO. Both are healthy companies with good fundamentals.

Hello Bro, where do i get the stocks from? I mean the Okomu Oil and the latter? Where and how do i go about buying these stocks.. Thanks.

Before
we head into 2014, let’s take it
back, and learn what some
giants of yesterday--and a few
from today--have to say about
the way we should live our lives
tomorrow.
***
“Talk low, talk slow, and don’t
say too much.”
–John Wayne, reminding us that
2014 should be a year of way
less speaking, and far more
listening.
“Life can be understood
backwards–but it must be lived
forwards.”
–Søren Kierkegaard, imploring
us to leave the last year behind
us, and be very wary of looking
back.
“I've learned that people will
forget what you said, people will
forget what you did, but people
will never forget how you made
them feel.”
–Maya Angelou, on being
careful with the impression felt
by those around us in 2014; it’s
far more important than
whatever we say and do.
"I learned this, at least, by my
experiment; that if one advances
confidently in the direction of his
dreams, and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with a success
unexpected in common hours.
He will put some things behind,
will pass an invisible boundary;
new, universal, and more liberal
laws will begin to establish
themselves around and within
him; or the old laws will be
expanded, and interpreted in his
favor in a more liberal sense, and
he will live with the license of a
higher order of beings … If you
have built castles in the air, your
work need not be lost; that is
where they should be. Now put
the foundations under them."
–Henry David Thoreau, telling
us to pursue our dreams this
year–to build “castles in the air”–
as long as we put a foundation
under them.
“I imagine one of the reasons
people cling to their hates so
stubbornly is because they
sense, once hate is gone, they
will be forced to deal with pain.”
–James Baldwin, on how 2014
can be a year of forgiveness–and
finally dealing with pain.
“There are things to confess that
enrich the world, and things that
need not be said. ”
–Joni Mitchell, saying even with
social media all around us,
perhaps 2014 is a year when we
learn to not over-share.
“I find that the great thing in
this world is not so much where
we stand as in what direction
we are moving: To reach the
port of heaven, we must sail
sometimes with the wind and
sometimes against it—but we
must sail, and not drift, nor lie at
anchor.”
–Oliver Wendell Holmes
encouraging us to get off our
butts this year; whether with the
wind or against it, either way we
have to move .
“The better part of one's life
consists of his friendships.”
–Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to
a friend, reminding us that
friendships matter in 2014 (and
to write actual letters to friends).
“At some point in life the world's
beauty becomes enough. You
don't need to photograph, paint
or even remember it. It is
enough. No record of it needs to
be kept and you don't need
someone to share it with or tell
it to. When that happens—that
letting go—you let go because
you can.”
–Toni Morrison, on how we can
recognize the profound beauty
around us all year in 2014–and
let that beauty be enough.
“I want to be thoroughly used
up when I die, for the harder I
work, the more I live. I rejoice in
life for its own sake. Life is no
‘brief candle’ to me. It is sort of a
splendid torch which I have a
hold of for the moment, and I
want to make it burn as brightly
as possible before handing it
over to future generations.”
–George Bernard Shaw, on why
we should give 2014 every
ounce that we’ve got.

ITbomb:
Is that why you are crazy?

Hey! I know what crazy means in this context(your post).. Buh puuulease do not insult the beautiful lady..

claireshan: watsup makes u fink so,,,look dude he is not my bf bt he is cute,,he got watsup it takes,,I am preety sure he is beta dan sum of u here,,e.g u

Hey Beautiful! Whatsup wif the 'watsup' thingie you have on your post na?

She c'ld have traces of the Testosterone Hormone therein her genes.... Hence, the 'abundance' of hair on her body..

-Mr Cork-:
...am Berra lookin than this ugly mofos.....truss me!!

Lets see a true photo of you, then. Nah that 'impossible' photo you have on your dp... Upload a photo of yourself and give the Strongface dude a run for his doe..

Observation! Observation!! Observation!!!
So far, since i joined the N/L family, i've observed that for 'most' folks' profile(s) i've surfed, even till this moment, you just can't help but find Seun Osewa's name..in the 'following' icon.. The name(in the usual format)- Seun(m), just pops up(like im eyeballs..hehehehe) and stares at you. This alone is a pointer to the fact that he has the 'most' percentage of followers on his forum.. This very sh'ld i sayyy..fact, makes me wanna ask if it's 'cause he's the initiator or founder(wharreva)..? Bros Seun, i no jealous you oo.. Dunno if you folks have other reasons as to why this is so. Eitherways, lemme get your views and observations too as regards my 'findings'...


Love.
SPERANZA.

@OP why e cum be like say Madiba get crossed-eye na?

Phder: It's not like the moon is their personal property! It belongs to the "earth" you can't just go in there and do some shi..tt the entire universe would have to pay for.

Yeah it belongs to Earth.. 'MOTHER EARTH'... We're inhabitants, progenies of Mother Earth and what belongs to Mama sure belongs to me, you and all as well.! (the Asian ghhuyz are not debarred). CHECK.