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Romance / Re: The Pitfalls Of An Office Romance by Xyge(m): 8:46pm On Jul 05, 2014
Mods, pls do this community the favor of moving this thread to fronpage.. Una thank u.
Nice write up @Op.

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Politics / Re: Governor Fashola Condemns Military Attack On BRT by Xyge(m): 7:54am On Jul 05, 2014
So many reports as regards this issue.. Dunno which to believe..
Education / Re: University Of Nigeria 'UNN' Dropout Made A Lecturer By Hong Kong University by Xyge(m): 11:33pm On Jul 04, 2014
One word. Commendable. But WHY he dropped out midway wasn't stated.
Looks cr.azy in those locks on his head. But WHY?angry
Family / Re: Ten Steps To Better Self-esteem by Xyge(m): 11:20am On Jul 04, 2014
DSEER: First to comment
For commenting first, here's a business class ticket to the Bank of England, London. Go get yourself rich.
Phones / Re: What Is The Best And Worst Text You Have Received So Far by Xyge(m): 6:27am On Jul 04, 2014
Best: if i had a wish, it w'ld be to have you as my twin, a brother, in the next world...so i'll have more of you around me... A lady said that to me after i helped her through some 'catch 22' situation.. She later called to affirm the text.

Worst: this La casera kinda scam sh.it message. Mine was on a different platform tho.. Fanta's i thimk. If i lay my hands on those people balls ehn? The effect w'ld make them end up as Eunuchs..
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Xyge(m): 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2014
Coldfeet: Give that cutie on ur dp a kiss and a hug! And Please quit banging ur head on zhe wall it kinda proves my first statement right.

smiley *pulls babysis closer..hugs and plants a wet kiss on her cheek*..a dainty lass i had a 'chat' wif online, said to give you that one.* isn't she sweet? Hehe

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Xyge(m): 4:03pm On Jul 03, 2014
Coldfeet: I hear angry
Awww.. I've vexed the beautiful lady.. *bangs head on ze wall*.. And my post meant no harm o.. Babes, how do i make it up to you?
Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Xyge(m): 3:50pm On Jul 03, 2014
Coldfeet: You and Xyge are insane!!! When I made my comment the op didn't state if there were casualties or not I believe he later updated as the events unfolded. Anyways thank God no body died and thanks to you two aproko for bringing me back to this topic am better schooled now.

coldfeet coldfeet! Beautiful Igbo Girl!grin... You'll agree wif me that it's unLADYlike to refer to a Gentleman as such..
Sports / Re: Balotelli Mocks Suarez In Biting Scandal by Xyge(m): 5:55am On Jul 02, 2014
Hehehehe.. An obvious case of the pot tagging the kettle 'black'.. One is an Infernal grump with a terrible temper- The mocker. Another, whose brainbox is saturated with the mentality of a 6month old- The mockee..pardon...mocked. So that if tapped a bit, he resorts to digging his teeth in your flesh. Like pikin wey teeth dey worry. Like a VAMPIRE! Be.astly! Both fellas need a pyschiatrist. My 1milla.

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Politics / Re: Bomb Blast At Ile-Ife In Osun State by Xyge(m): 5:16am On Jul 02, 2014
Coldfeet: Hope no casualty?
Sisterly, deal with the adrenaline while reading next time, ok? No rush...so your commentaries won't be ermm..*i've forgotten that word again*.. Eitherways, post says no casualties were recorded. Peace.
Romance / Re: Woman Arrested For Calling Her Ex-boyfriend 77,000 Times In A Week by Xyge(m): 8:35pm On Jul 01, 2014
Eleyi ga gan o.. undecided.. Innocent pikin say him nor do again..ko se mò! You cum dey bug that same innocent tshild.. That lady is an IR.RI.TA.NT!
angry
Celebrities / Re: Majid Michel’s Wife, Virna And Daughters (photos) by Xyge(m): 3:17pm On Jan 08, 2014
hatux:
Who's Elikem plx? Neva heard d name b4...
Does Bigbrother Africa- the chase ring a bell? He was an housemate there... That tailor dude wey dey impose himself on one pokello babe....*scoffs* story for another day...
Fashion / This Annoying Feat On N/land.. by Xyge(m): 2:44am On Jan 08, 2014
Mehn! *smh*.. One thing i've observed here on N/land after the introduction of the 'like' icon that's being displayed on N/landers' profiles is that for most folks who have photos of shoes, lingeries and some 'funny' (you know what funny means in this context... If you don't..., don't ask me. Decipher it yourself..) inanimate stuff on their dp, they get an alarming number of 'like(s)'... Argggghhh... Someone uploads a photo of her bust on her dp and get it 'like(d)' by some d**b fellas.. And if it were possible to check the gender statistics of the 'like(rs)' (pardon moi English), you go see say na the boys plenty pass.... Someone uploads a pics of his middle finger in the air and gets........... Aishhhhh..mtchewww.. The N/land tech. Crew or whosoever..for no introduce this thing sef.. *scoffs*.. I'm outta here...! *chauffeur?, take me to Tilda's abode. Make i go rock wif her*
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's New Hair Style: Like Or Dislike? by Xyge(m): 2:12am On Jan 08, 2014
Clemzy16: Nobody cares!
I do care, dude..! 'cause i love her works, i love her eyes, i love her..... So do urself the favor of speaking for urself...
Peace.
Literature / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's New Hair Style: Like Or Dislike? by Xyge(m): 2:01am On Jan 08, 2014
Tolexander: what is difference between isi owu and isi ewu?
Decipher that now..! It's obvious. The 'o' alphabet that starts her spelling of 'ewu' and the 'e' that starts yours (which obviously is the correct spelling)..
Romance / Re: What Sort Of Devilish Wife Did I Marry? by Xyge(m): 7:53am On Jan 07, 2014
Hehehehehe... Churchy gurl gone evillll... Joking apart now.
Impregnating a lady doesn't AUTOmatically makes you her hubby-to-be... It only makes you an 'AUTOmatic' father of that child.. Many are oblivious of this very fact... Like...uhmmmm.. Mehn! I need to save to get an AUTO- a ride..
Romance / Re: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by Xyge(m): 7:00pm On Jan 06, 2014
Bride smiles like she was coerced into marriage with the groom or something..

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Romance / Re: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by Xyge(m): 6:55pm On Jan 06, 2014
@iam_tewwy:
lynpetra u are next cheesy
Asé guunnn..
Romance / Re: Menses On Wedding Night? by Xyge(m): 1:02pm On Jan 06, 2014
Mynd_44: So you can't wait for the few days it will take for the period to stop? And besides I heard there are drugs a woman can take that will push the period forward.
Those drugs. They sure have their adverse effect..
Religion / Re: An Experience At Pastor Chris Okotie’s Church In Lagos by Xyge(m): 8:15am On Jan 03, 2014
Ejike.chinedu:
Click like if you are typingless/commentless......
Omo Nnewi wo leleyi? Ewo tuni 'typingless'?...lwkmd... Nna forgeeet, nobody sees this post and is TYPINGLESS... Comments must flow.. Hehehehehe.

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Quotes To Live By In 2014. by Xyge(m): 8:25am On Dec 30, 2013
Yea. You can say that again. Even when i came across it while surfing the net, i couldn't help but pause and cogitate.. It truly is Mind-bending..
Investment / Re: Stock Market Investment For The Amateur and Newbies by Xyge(m): 7:24am On Dec 30, 2013
civilserva: I Agriculture Sector, consider buying these two stocks, OKOMU OIL and PRESCO. Both are healthy companies with good fundamentals.
Hello Bro, where do i get the stocks from? I mean the Okomu Oil and the latter? Where and how do i go about buying these stocks.. Thanks.
Nairaland / General / 10 Quotes To Live By In 2014. by Xyge(m): 6:50am On Dec 30, 2013
Before
we head into 2014, let’s take it
back, and learn what some
giants of yesterday--and a few
from today--have to say about
the way we should live our lives
tomorrow.
***
“Talk low, talk slow, and don’t
say too much.”
–John Wayne, reminding us that
2014 should be a year of way
less speaking, and far more
listening.
“Life can be understood
backwards–but it must be lived
forwards.”
–Søren Kierkegaard, imploring
us to leave the last year behind
us, and be very wary of looking
back.
“I've learned that people will
forget what you said, people will
forget what you did, but people
will never forget how you made
them feel.”
–Maya Angelou, on being
careful with the impression felt
by those around us in 2014; it’s
far more important than
whatever we say and do.
"I learned this, at least, by my
experiment; that if one advances
confidently in the direction of his
dreams, and endeavors to live
the life which he has imagined,
he will meet with a success
unexpected in common hours.
He will put some things behind,
will pass an invisible boundary;
new, universal, and more liberal
laws will begin to establish
themselves around and within
him; or the old laws will be
expanded, and interpreted in his
favor in a more liberal sense, and
he will live with the license of a
higher order of beings … If you
have built castles in the air, your
work need not be lost; that is
where they should be. Now put
the foundations under them."
–Henry David Thoreau, telling
us to pursue our dreams this
year–to build “castles in the air”–
as long as we put a foundation
under them.
“I imagine one of the reasons
people cling to their hates so
stubbornly is because they
sense, once hate is gone, they
will be forced to deal with pain.”
–James Baldwin, on how 2014
can be a year of forgiveness–and
finally dealing with pain.
“There are things to confess that
enrich the world, and things that
need not be said. ”
–Joni Mitchell, saying even with
social media all around us,
perhaps 2014 is a year when we
learn to not over-share.
“I find that the great thing in
this world is not so much where
we stand as in what direction
we are moving: To reach the
port of heaven, we must sail
sometimes with the wind and
sometimes against it—but we
must sail, and not drift, nor lie at
anchor.”
–Oliver Wendell Holmes
encouraging us to get off our
butts this year; whether with the
wind or against it, either way we
have to move .
“The better part of one's life
consists of his friendships.”
–Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to
a friend, reminding us that
friendships matter in 2014 (and
to write actual letters to friends).
“At some point in life the world's
beauty becomes enough. You
don't need to photograph, paint
or even remember it. It is
enough. No record of it needs to
be kept and you don't need
someone to share it with or tell
it to. When that happens—that
letting go—you let go because
you can.”
–Toni Morrison, on how we can
recognize the profound beauty
around us all year in 2014–and
let that beauty be enough.
“I want to be thoroughly used
up when I die, for the harder I
work, the more I live. I rejoice in
life for its own sake. Life is no
‘brief candle’ to me. It is sort of a
splendid torch which I have a
hold of for the moment, and I
want to make it burn as brightly
as possible before handing it
over to future generations.”
–George Bernard Shaw, on why
we should give 2014 every
ounce that we’ve got.
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by Xyge(m): 11:19pm On Dec 26, 2013
ITbomb:
Is that why you are crazy? wink
Hey! I know what crazy means in this context(your post).. Buh puuulease do not insult the beautiful lady..
Celebrities / Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by Xyge(m): 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2013
claireshan: watsup makes u fink so,,,look dude he is not my bf bt he is cute,,he got watsup it takes,,I am preety sure he is beta dan sum of u here,,e.g u
Hey Beautiful! Whatsup wif the 'watsup' thingie you have on your post na?
Health / Re: Queen Okafor: Nigeria’s Hairest Woman, Narrates her Ordeal by Xyge(m): 6:56pm On Dec 24, 2013
She c'ld have traces of the Testosterone Hormone therein her genes.... Hence, the 'abundance' of hair on her body..
Celebrities / Re: Is Dandison Strongface Nigeria'S Sexiest Male Celebrity? by Xyge(m): 5:47pm On Dec 24, 2013
-Mr Cork-:
...am Berra lookin than this ugly mofos.....truss me!! angry
Lets see a true photo of you, then. Nah that 'impossible' photo you have on your dp... Upload a photo of yourself and give the Strongface dude a run for his doe..

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Nairaland / General / Seun Osewa Has The 'most' Percentage Of Followers On N/land.. Yea/nay?! by Xyge(m): 6:36pm On Dec 20, 2013
Observation! Observation!! Observation!!!
So far, since i joined the N/L family, i've observed that for 'most' folks' profile(s) i've surfed, even till this moment, you just can't help but find Seun Osewa's name..in the 'following' icon.. The name(in the usual format)- Seun(m), just pops up(like im eyeballs..hehehehe) and stares at you. This alone is a pointer to the fact that he has the 'most' percentage of followers on his forum.. This very sh'ld i sayyy..fact, makes me wanna ask if it's 'cause he's the initiator or founder(wharreva)..? Bros Seun, i no jealous you oo.. Dunno if you folks have other reasons as to why this is so. Eitherways, lemme get your views and observations too as regards my 'findings'...


Love.
SPERANZA.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Pencil Drawing. WOW by Xyge(m): 12:34am On Dec 20, 2013
@OP why e cum be like say Madiba get crossed-eye na?
Science/Technology / Re: China To Build Power Station In The Moon by Xyge(m): 12:19am On Dec 20, 2013
Phder: It's not like the moon is their personal property! It belongs to the "earth" you can't just go in there and do some shi..tt the entire universe would have to pay for.
Yeah it belongs to Earth.. 'MOTHER EARTH'... We're inhabitants, progenies of Mother Earth and what belongs to Mama sure belongs to me, you and all as well.! (the Asian ghhuyz are not debarred). CHECK.

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