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Family / Re: Help! He's 21 And Wants To Get Married! by Xyge(m): 2:09pm On Dec 01, 2013
Kanwulia: The main reason CHRISTAIN MARRIAGES FAIL MORE THAN THAT ANY OTHER RELIGIOUS CULT!!!! grin
I wanno MARRY TO PHOCK MY NEIGHBOR AS MYSELF!!! grin

Instead of dying GAY AND MISERABLE. . , like that dem SAVIOR!!!!

ShiooooooooooooYOR!!!! grin
Mr. Kanwulia Sir, I know what you're insinuating.... That part of ur post that reads "like that them Savior"., i know what u trynna say... But pls sir, don't bring it on! It sure won't end well. Thanks Sire. Peace.
Family / Couples Look Alike Over Time In Marriage.. How True? by Xyge(m): 1:05pm On Dec 01, 2013
Hello Folks..! I Came across a......sh'ld i say a Theory... A Theory that says: Couples that stay longer together in Marriage tend to end up resembling each other, over time.... Hmmmmm... How true? After much cogitation on this very theory, my mind was directed to the G.O of the Redeemed Christian Church of God.. Even Pastor E.A Adeboye and his wonderful companion- Mummy Folu Adeboye.. Great Great Great compatibility..! Take an apt look at their photos together and lets 'read' what you have to say 'bout this theorem.. Una fit study una papushka and mamushka faces too..lol..weda e go say 'yes' to this topic. Anyways, opinions are needed from y'all as regard this 'thoughtful' Theory.. Air your views, foward comments, are there scientific(biological) processes that attest to this theory? Lets hear 'em..

Speranza.
Culture / Re: What Is The Pidgin Translation Of Your Native Name? by Xyge(m): 9:45am On Nov 30, 2013
emma_best2000: Emmanuel ..... God Dey Our Side tongue
shey u be British ni? U no get native name? Abi Emma sound 'native' for your auditory organ? Nnna abeg go read the topic then foward ya native nemuu letus see iitu..

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Religion / Re: Kumuyi - Why The Church Is Called Deeper Christian Life Ministry - by Xyge(m): 5:00pm On Nov 28, 2013
When i was much younger, i thought Pastor W. F. Kumuyi was my grandpa.... Before grandpa's demise, he worshipped in Deeper Life Church.. And he looked very very much like Daddy Williams Kumuyi..
I wasn't even a decade old before he died.. R.I.P Grandpa.
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Xyge(m): 7:16am On Nov 28, 2013
[quote uthor=kay listic]Like seriously?? I was once a victim! Is it now a crime to be handsome?extremly handsome o[/quote]
Bros, please do us all the favor of uploading a photo of yourself. Let's see how 'EXTREMLY' handsome thou are...
Crime / Re: Man Stabs Homosexual Boss To Death by Xyge(m): 7:14am On Nov 28, 2013
lertee: If only the dead could talk....
If the 'Dead dude' talks (as regards this story), he'ld only defend and justify his atrocious act....
Phones / Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? by Xyge(m): 10:37am On Nov 27, 2013
[i][/i] for now oooooooooo, me using EXPRESS MUSIC 5130.......... I go soon buy another one shaaaaaaa....hopefully, when them sort me out for work..... *month end thingie*
Jobs/Vacancies / You're 'good To Work' When...... by Xyge(m): 12:41pm On Nov 24, 2013
Hello Folks! For all the graduates, 'prospective' graduates and of course, the 'never relenting' 'JOB HUNTERS' in the house, lol.... This post is aimed at correcting some oblivious flaws we make on the 'hot seat' when being interviewed for jobs... In a seminar I attended recently, the guest speaker presented a point that struck me, amid the plethora of points he delivered,. though, this very point seems 'minor' but it 'most' likely counts big time.. It reads thus- "When questions are fowarded to you on the day of interview and your answers or responses are "chat-room languages" free., permit me., then you know you're good to go.! The interviewer takes cognizance of that... So that when the yardstick of 'Communication Excellence' is measured between you and the other guy who says or write stuff like " 'cos", "kinda", "wanna", you have an advantage over him...at least in this respect".. *end of quote*.. And we sure know that the 'most little' things count sometimes....!
Kindly air your views as regards this write-up.... Keep it rolling, peeps!

Speranza.

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Fashion / Re: Karen Igho's Outfit To Tiwa & Tee Billz's Wedding by Xyge(m): 10:22pm On Nov 23, 2013
King_blingz: Karen at Peter okoye's wedding,karen at tiwa's wedding hmmm wen dem wan attend ur own??
Heyyy!!! Stop it! That's so unfair, a statement to utter... Que sera sera.... When her hubby will come, he'll come. And none can stop it..

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Education / Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by Xyge(m): 9:59pm On Nov 23, 2013
osinachukwu: Haha u must be a law student
One doesn't need to be a law student to foward intelligent posts.... I think what distinguishes him is that very knowledge he has, as regards the art of English Language....
Education / Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by Xyge(m): 9:53pm On Nov 23, 2013
osinachukwu: Haha u must be a law student
One doesn't need to be a law student to foward intelligent posts.... I think what distinguishes him is that very knowledge he has, as regards the English Language....
Education / Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by Xyge(m): 9:37pm On Nov 23, 2013
This tautology topic is a very funny one... It makes students(nairalanders) laugh out their viscera...... MY!
Celebrities / Re: Eniola Badmus In Olamide's Viral 'Gunman Pose' by Xyge(m): 9:14pm On Nov 23, 2013
This Olamide 'Baddo' guy is a bad influence ooo............. Even this agbaya of a lady wey suppose dey find husband dey........ OMG!
Education / Re: OAU Ile-Ife To Reform E-learning In Education by Xyge(m): 10:51am On Nov 23, 2013
michealade: is a counterfeit
no,.. Na canfalit..
Politics / Re: Names Of 2013 Nigerian National Merit Award List Released by Xyge(m): 11:13am On Nov 22, 2013
zuma4k: Were is my name?

it is written expressly on your exercise book.... Berra still, you could check on any of YOUR books......
Nairaland / General / Re: Facts That Will Blow Your Mind by Xyge(m): 9:23am On Nov 22, 2013
Swagalord18: About 259,200 people will die in the next 24 hours

HAAAHAHAHAHAH....... Everybody likes the other facts, but no one wanna hit "LIKE" on this one..... grin

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Man To Die By Stoning For Impregnating Younger Sister by Xyge(m): 8:38am On Nov 22, 2013
mehnn! PROFOUND BARBARITY!!! How and why sh'ld a BigBrother BLEEEEEEEP his Kiddysis and beyond that impregnating her!!!!! hmmmmmmnnn.......... We men and our Massive 'Sex' Urge sef! Even our Ma(s) and KiddysIs(s) ain't safe anymore.... WHARRA WORLD!!!! undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This The Tallest Man In Lagos State? by Xyge(m): 5:32pm On Nov 20, 2013
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! THIS MAN! I KNOW AM JHORRRR! I DON SEE AM BEFORE, I MEAN.
NYSC / Re: Picture Of Youth Corper With "Killer Curves" by Xyge(m): 9:22pm On Nov 18, 2013
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YEPARIPA!!! OWOKORWOKOR!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Why -Mr. Cork- Is So Obsessed With Light Skinned Chicks (REVEALED) by Xyge(m): 11:19am On Nov 18, 2013
undecided. Drab topic.
Culture / Re: Nigeria's Disappearing Languages by Xyge(m): 4:27pm On Nov 14, 2013
Freiburger: shocked shocked shocked This calls for some concern. But we 've got a federal Ministry that should be taking care of this.
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Wearing Aso Oke With Beads by Xyge(m): 9:27pm On Nov 12, 2013
ajasa4link:
Don't miss with my post angry

You meant to type 'mess' instead of 'miss', right?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Philippines Typhoon Kills At Least 10,000 'worse Than Hell' (pix) by Xyge(m): 4:11pm On Nov 12, 2013
Hmmmmn.. Lucifer's wind is at it again.... The rest of the story is evident, DESTRUCTION....
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic Lately...see Actress's Hottest Looks (PHOTOS) by Xyge(m): 9:09pm On Nov 11, 2013
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i no know why i just love this lady's smile..
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dike Releases New Photo by Xyge(m): 12:14am On Nov 07, 2013
Lila_martedi: iLike smiley
iLike too
Food / Re: Can Eating Yams Really Give You Twins? by Xyge(m): 12:05am On Nov 07, 2013
princesa: Thank God Yam is one of favorites...
Even My papa sef na twin
and My mama bein born twin...

therefore twins must not pass me by. Identical boys first, then unidentical girls follow, person don born finish be that! cheesy
princesa(Miss), even u sef believe this 'superstitious' write-up? *scoffs*... Now, I would that you read ur post wif apt understanding and painstakingly...then decipher the 'obvious' facts in it... Don't u see that it points down to HEREDITARY? That it has to do more wif your family's GENETIC configurationehn? Isn't it evident enough? No offenses plsss.. @princesa..u still ma biggest female fan for this Forum.. Luv ur writeup(s). Luv you.
SPERANZA.
Food / Re: Can Eating Yams Really Give You Twins? by Xyge(m): 11:55pm On Nov 06, 2013
undecided..hmmmmn... SUPERSTITION at its peak..

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Health / Re: Foods That Can Whiten Your Teeth Naturally. by Xyge(m): 11:50pm On Nov 06, 2013
Okiki_Oluwa: In a week, I can't do without pineapple, cheese, apple, strawberry.
Last Bullet:
Now that I know their additional advantage, I ll...
stop lying..." i don help u complete ur statement.
Health / Re: Foods That Can Whiten Your Teeth Naturally. by Xyge(m): 11:42pm On Nov 06, 2013
timpaker: No wonder!! I'm addicted to apples and carrots grin
your teeth white?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs AC Milan - UCL - (3 - 1) On 6th November 2013 by Xyge(m): 11:37pm On Nov 06, 2013
as for me, it's Barcelona...all the wayyyy......ad infinitum! cool

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