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Celebrities / Re: Charlyboy Releases New Fierce Photos by Xyge(m): 1:13pm On Nov 21, 2014
CHARLYBOY- crib of the gods.
Celebrities / Re: Ronke Oshodi With Her Husband & Son by Xyge(m): 11:09am On Oct 22, 2014
Preciousone4ril:
Op, were is d endowment?
Do u live 'over the seas??'..
TV/Movies / Re: Uche Jombo & Monalisa Chinda Attend 'Invasion 1897' Premiere by Xyge(m): 10:58am On Oct 22, 2014
TeamSimple:
Uche what happened?

She has grown fat...OBVIOUSLY.. #Nigerian.. angry
Education / Re: Mass Failure In Nigerian Law School by Xyge(m): 10:48am On Oct 22, 2014
Why wont there be mass failure..ehn This director fella ROOCCCKKKSSS for this thing wey him do jjare.! He sooo knows my pain.. tooo much crack lawyers our universities pump out every year..mehn!! Book a flight ticket to the high court of lagos igbosere...even its distances away frm d court vicinity, and u cant just help but get tired of counting chambers..they are sooo litered everywhere..they occupy even dd smallest and most 'unfit' space for that kinda 'reputable' profession..*scoff*..so called chambers wey my arms go fit touch opposite walls wen i spread em..

Learnt something tho.. say na 300,000geez naija's wack loryas dey dash dier law school dem to get wacker.. undecided.. *blows nose..
Celebrities / Re: Crazed Fan Climbs Stage To Embarass WIZKID [pics] by Xyge(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2014
wallex1983:
This iڪ Spiritually Electric
y

Hehehehe.... like spiritual electricity...
Celebrities / Re: Pics From Nollywood Actor Lawrence Onuzulike And Patience Traditional Wedding by Xyge(m): 12:48am On Aug 11, 2014
Mtcheww.. Na mama g cum my mind first when this thread dey load,..as i hear say the guy na actor, i think say na she him wan marry..
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Superpowers Of Women According To Science by Xyge(m): 11:47pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: Loll


smiley smiley.. Heyyyy..
#hums...take my hand..hums..#.
My e-hand's still out-stretched, beautiful..and it aches, waiting to be taken
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Superpowers Of Women According To Science by Xyge(m): 11:19pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: as u can see grin
hehehehe.. That's a wide grin u've got there..smiley.(the smiley says so)..hehe.. Keep the grin broader, Chickiletta, i c'ld bet my swiss wristwatch, it'll increase your face value.. ;-).. If i'm nt mistaken, the 'delicately pretty' lady hasn't taken my e-hand yet..
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Superpowers Of Women According To Science by Xyge(m): 10:30pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: it didnt lol

smiley..GENTLEMANxyge is the name.. *extends hand*..pls take my e-hand. Obviously, LADYstewie it is, uhn?
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Superpowers Of Women According To Science by Xyge(m): 10:19pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: embarassed
awww... C'ldn't help pointing that out..
Think u forgot to add that "women (you, ladystewie, in this regard) are able to identify with their wrongs when chastised..hehehe. Dnt mind me..sowwy sha if that got to u
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Superpowers Of Women According To Science by Xyge(m): 10:10pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: sharrap nd get off ma thread!! angry angry
swthrt, this's so unLADYlike a thing to have said..
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Superpowers Of Women According To Science by Xyge(m): 10:08pm On Aug 10, 2014
Ladystewie: sharrap nd get off ma thread!! angry angry
swthrt, this's so unLADYlike a thing to have said..
Family / Re: Elderly People's Curse And Blessing: Superstion Or Fact? by Xyge(m): 8:09am On Aug 04, 2014
I do believe in the efficacy of utterances (curses...and blessings). Hear what the Bible says regarding this:

.....a CURSE without a CAUSE (has no effect)..
Can't remember exactly where it's written tho..
Education / Re: Difference Between Center And Centre by Xyge(m): 9:39am On Jul 26, 2014
jaryeh: Centre is British while center is American. In Nigeria? Use Centre.
yeah yeah... 'cause The Britains colonized us, uhn..
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Sparks Outrage with Photo Of Her "Maid' Wearing Her Gucci Sandals by Xyge(m): 9:42pm On Jul 22, 2014
Sure say this lady na her MAID? undecided

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Romance / Re: Why Readers, Scientifically, Are The Best People To Fall In Love With by Xyge(m): 10:53pm On Jul 17, 2014
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If you are interested send "I'm interested" to
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you s.uck
Romance / Re: Why Readers, Scientifically, Are The Best People To Fall In Love With by Xyge(m): 10:49pm On Jul 17, 2014
TRADELYN: OP just described me grin

# Now I know why I act the way I do!


this one dey take advantage of the post, to find girl wey go fall in love with amundecided..
Culture / Re: The Tom And Jerry Relationship Between The Igbos And Yorubas. by Xyge(m): 9:48pm On Jul 14, 2014
BadBoy25: who has the time to read through all these Long Gibberish ? seeing the Long write up already made me lose interest . you guys need to learn to summarize your post, no one has time to waste .
what is the relationship between Igbo and Yoruba? is it bad or Good ? make it straightforward instead of composing a Novel . Time is Money .
time is money. Undisputable. Now, you think it's being wasted if used to read through articles like this? I tell ya fella, it(time) is even worth spending 'recklessly' at the end of the day...Provided it involves mind-boggling write ups such as this. Peace. Superb one, @Op.
Education / Re: 10 Uncommon Phobias People Have. by Xyge(m): 5:48pm On Jul 12, 2014
kibo:
You bet it is.


Loool...we've had several answers today.
now the 'extreme' form of this kinda phobia is called, Baba-God-abeg-no-let-my-MB-finish-o-phobia.. 'DECA-syllabic' (in this context... Longest syllable in a word, so far. *takes a bow*) *permit my prefix*.. Now this kinda phobia is complemented by the chewing action of the nails in fear..
Education / Re: 10 Uncommon Phobias People Have. by Xyge(m): 12:02pm On Jul 12, 2014
kibo: What of the fear of credit or MB finishing ?

MBianophobia
Pets / Re: 20 Essential Facts Dog Lovers Must Always Remember (must Read) by Xyge(m): 9:28am On Jul 07, 2014
faithugo64: So touching, with all due respect op it sounds as if a dog actually wrote this.
hehehehe
Nairaland / General / Is Confidence An Innate/inborn Attribute Or Can It Be Cultivated? by Xyge(m): 5:25am On Jul 07, 2014
Lets discuss Confidence. Air your views as regards this one...let your opinions roll and be noted.
Romance / Re: Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 10:31pm On Jul 06, 2014
ERTHAENIGMA:

when i'm pissed by a female, my d.ick stands erect and start's glowing red. And any woman i find desireable at that moment should get ready for hot sex. Luckily for me. I rarely get angry
hahahahahaha... One word. Crazy.
Education / Re: HND vs First Degree Battle Is Now In Court by Xyge(m): 9:25pm On Jul 06, 2014
ITbomb: Forgive my ignorance but do we have Professors in Polytechnics?
hmmmm.. Never thought about this..
Romance / Re: Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 9:17pm On Jul 06, 2014
Justeenaleo:
Wow its already working grin

Tha only madcow sharing my birth date
Oooshey
lol.. Naughty gurlie.. Mr. Madcow, this lady don use you as the 'lab rat' for this experiment o.. Haha
Romance / Re: Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 9:14pm On Jul 06, 2014
xynerise: Start patronizing Mama Carol's restaurant
hehe.. You wan kill the girl finish be that.
Romance / Re: Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 3:38pm On Jul 06, 2014
Lordabas:
Just high five her face..no time for nonsense.
hehehe.. Take a chill pill, bros smiley
Romance / Re: Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 3:22pm On Jul 06, 2014
Lets have the ladies(amazons).. hehehe.. air their views on this one.. Mods, thanks in advance for moving this thread to frontpage..
Romance / Re: Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 3:18pm On Jul 06, 2014
LaurelP: Believe me, d best way to vent ur anger on ladies is to ignore dem
It works.
Don't even argue with dem cos they'll make u do wat u wudnt normally do
Just keep quiet and act as though she doesn't exist and she'll get d msg
Women love attention nd when u withold it, they come looking for it
yeah bro, i acquisce with you.. You can't argue more than a lady..she's two steps ahead of you in this regard. Hehehe... As the arguement gets heated, she gets hotter... But i bet my swiss wristwatch worth...erm..send a pm to enquire..she can't deal with SILENCE..
Romance / Lets Talk: How Do You Vent Your Anger On The Opposite Sex? by Xyge(m): 2:48pm On Jul 06, 2014
That's the question. How you vent your anger on folks of the opposite sex? For the guys, does your expression of anger differ from male to female?
Romance / Re: The Pitfalls Of An Office Romance by Xyge(m): 12:18pm On Jul 06, 2014
lalasticlalaa:


thanks bro
you very welcome smiley

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